>>222168768
haha the globe do work like that

>>222168768
the right for me

>>222168768
science can't explain that

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get her wanked

I feel like it's way darker than that at 8pm in December
It dark from like half 4

>>222168748
nigga looks like quandale dingle

mumberg and sisterberg conspiring against me

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>>222168801

the legend of raper a link to the arse

picking the poo apart

>>222168816
Gentle femdom threesome on the cards?

>>222168846
dont get this i dont get this

>>222168846
die

home from toil at last *removes pink frilly women's knickers and lays on couch*

>>222168846
Thought that might have been a Debian logo from the thumbnail
Imagine my disappointment

rorke is going mental because nowaks sister has a niglet kid

>>222168873
theyre farting on his face keq

>>222168846
ktim

im a zoomer who has tons of sex unlike millenials

poo wanking

>>222168875
*braps on your face*

Hey guys it’s me vikkstar123

>>222168846
screa

might try to dedicate 30-45 mins each night to cleaning the incelflat and see where we are at the weekend

I could take your brain out of your skull right now, and hold it in the palm of my hand.

Everything you have ever experienced is the size of a grapefruit.

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rorke on a mad one

>>222168903
im a zoomer who has no sex ever with anyone

>>222168768
Winter in this country truly is shit

Catbergs like NOOOO STOP CUDDLING ME and I'm like no and you're powerless to stop me

jeffrey epscream

>>222168953
could fit your cock under my fingernail

What's the fastest you've ever driven /brit/?

>>222169000
i havent driven /brit/

fucked to think sometimes people just get stabbed for no reason by browns

>>222169000
70mph per THE LAW

When Ellie Fanning was 20 she dated a lad who's 12 years older than her. Oh my daaaaaaayz!

proto gf sure loves her voice messages

>>222169000
hit the 3rd gear once, almost shat my pants

>>222169018
erm it's justice for colonialism chud

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>>222168801
>>222168821

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>>222169027
>>>/u/

Like 160km/ph

>>222169028
Leftypol calling him a "literal paedo"

NEVER POO SCREAMED IN MY LIFE

... scored a reasonably early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP/WTA tennis on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …

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>>222169045

>>222169064
the one on the right is an evil whore

>>222169064
shes perfect

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Officer Mudskipper emerges from your Tudor garden hedge like a silk road salamander. Her angry, lazy eyes pivoting like a chamelon's - searching for your racist transgressions

>>222169064
she's so cool

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>>222169064

Can we stop pretending that Ireland is its own country literally the only difference is that they write their street signs in a language no one speaks it’s ran by the same mason shadow government as the rest of the “independent” colonies

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>this peng fujoshi is prolly among us

>>222169064
ruby offscreen to the left

so fucking anxious

>>222169088
How so

sunny today but not too warm. enjoyable walking weather.

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remember 2010

>>222169096
brit police are so unserious looking
they need to bin those hats at least

The fact is you can't shag raccoons
It's not allowed

my bumhole has gotten tighter

>>222169125
have you even tried?

>>222169117
It's okay now it was hoying it down this morning

>>222169125
you can
easier than shagging a woman in fact

>>222169154
would it be?
pretty sure isabeau is more of a slag than alysa

>>222169000
75mph in a 70

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>>222169113

Genuinely retarded that you use mph like a bunch of yanks

>>222169175
What's she supposed to have done wrong here

>>222169146
thank you for the insight but I do not understand your usage of slang.

>>222169195
shagged many people and none of them were me

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it ain't coming home

>>222169190
The great British mile

Interesting how all the main figures of early (non-marxist) socialism like Fourier and Proudhon were countersemites.

>>222169220
ok

>>222169220
Is it interesting? I'd say it's quite boring

>>222169210
Initial reports said that Ivan Toney was a suspect but that was quickly scrapped when they realised he can't shoot for shit

>>222169220
yeah mad that *turns 360 degrees and walks away*

>>222169121
First World Cup I watched

>>222169243
Lash this one in the group chat and watch the reacts come in

>>222169243
wahey

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>Go on then. Get on your knees and say it.

>>222169256
usa 94 for me

[To the tune of I Want To Break Free by Queen]

I WANT TO HAVE SEEEEX!

why tf are all these whores located in central london? why can't i just go to some dodgy street for a quickie in my car

I'm 34 years young. I'm still hip! I'm still cool!

>>222169272
alysa hun i think we've got a problem with ruby
i need you to teach her how to eat a mans arse

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>>222169287
do they do femdom

Yooooo reading the count of monte cristo this nigga braaaaaaazy

>They accuse Sullivan of sexually exploitative and predatory behaviour, including pressuring them for sex during business meetings, where he offered to boost their careers if they slept with him or gave him oral sex.
is that illegal?

>>222169105
ireland isn't even it's own country a quarter of it is still british soil

izzat is kinda cool, its prob the best way to cope. Indians really are ahead of the curve

>>222169111
whats wrong chicken x

huge fire/explosion in south london

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>>222169332

First World Cup i watch was 2014 all of them since have been shit wish I saw 2006 when Australia did well but I was 4

>>222169327
We more or less had it here then shame got thrown out the window and now everyone just does what they want

>>222169301
corrr I reckon Alysa is a tremendous arse eater

>>222169332
WHERE'S THE P'S FOR GRENFELL TREZZA??

>>222169340
nigga born in 2002 and is a regular adult in the real world. cant be reyt

>>222169340
I never really cared about it before I watched it with /sp/

https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1u0d2m1/wtf_happened/?sort=new
leddit freaking out

>>222169210
It's coming home (in a body bag)

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>wish I saw 2006 when Australia did well but I was 4

>>222169390
be honest did you see the smoke too and go straight to reddit as well?

pooing into my hand and using it as lube because i ran out of sandpaper

>>222169390
i can see it from my window too

>>222169121
In 2010 I was posting on /b/ (back when it was less shit) but not /sp/ (I don't know if /sp/ existed back then). But for the 2014 world cup I was posting on /sp/.

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>>222168768

evens i go for a long walk and then watch tv and play games until i go to bed and try to sleep

odds i relapse on the booze

A SHAHED JUST FLEW OVER MY 6 MILLION POUND PENTHOUSE

>>222169420
an american posted this in the last thread
i don't get it
you baffle me

>>222169405
yes

>>222169340
how can you say the most recent final was shit? that was the most kino footy match in history
argentina vs angola--i mean france

>>222169444
corr

Let’s get this damn NaM spam

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Well?

>>222169433
they love their sense of warm climate acclimatisation superiority

>>222169459
need my mouth glued to her right left nipple PRONTO

>>222169444
what is the point of this

>>222169459
i doubted him when he said he enlarged a woman's breasts

>>222169459
he really can make them bigger

>>222169444
why does he look strange. apart from the lip thing I mean

>>222169468
hehe. smart.

>>222169468
because they value truth and objectivity

>>222169468
God just made us that way.

>>222169444
leftypol went mad about the enemies in resident evil 5 being racist but nope turns out they just look like that

I demand liberty

Bitches call me pagpag cause I'm eaating ass everyday

>>222169468
Diego reciting some "theology" crap he read to try to disprove this

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>>222169468
because this is your average christian these days

shouting internally

>>222169530
bitches be gap gaps these days fr

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>>222169340
was 9 in 2006, remember the explosion of edits after zidane's headbutt well

this is a trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fc-h018Uo

SEX 21: BBQ BBC

sucking a pinot grig

stardew valley sex mods

Sucking a pinoy fanny

>>222169588
what do they let you do

>>222169468
they’re not, they’re just more autistic
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7239797/

How the heck do parents afford private school fees?

>>222169605
rape a turnip

>>222169459
Really not a fan of the fat brown slag archetype

raping a turnip

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no i dont want apple and google seeing all my photos thank you

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lol

>>222169623
I am. She looks soft and horny

>>222169645
whats that then some sort of fire

>>222169611
Sex work

>>222169657
bbc

>>222169637
its a good play ngl you cant publicly argue against this without looking like a nonce

>>222169678
?

Sometimes I just don’t even click post anymore

>>222169645
Howling, get that gay shitehole nuked

>>222169694
same i lowkey just be reading more than posting

>>222169694
let's make that a habit

>>222169645
oh no that's my house

But then how will people know your dogshit opinions and personal vignettes

>>222169723
i only really read my own posts

in need of an easy trick. doctors hate me.

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our big div

>>222169735
You live in a London fireworks warehouse?

i'm the bestest musician ever and every song on the radio is a RIPOFF of one of my songs!!!!

>>222169769
cute monkeys

good times for a change

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>>222169645
lol, lmao even

do white europeans not play footy anymore
all your teams are BLACKED
i'm an argie rapefugee btw all our teams are homegrown favelados

>>222169789
You could say... that the world is a vampire...

>>222169803
biomass getting bombarded by scorching scrap SCREAMING

>>222169794
repulsive creature

>>222169814
only england and france really

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makes you think doesn't it

dark fruits weather this

hate toil so fucking much

>>222169823
what a retarded question

>>222169823
gilfs should be forced to host young male neets in their manor houses

>>222169840
spain in a woodpile

>>222169842
bout what?

>>222169842
it doesn't make me think

>>222169875
>>222169880
cucumber is a berry but we don't call it cucumberry but strawberry isn't a berry and we don't call it strawcumber

>>222169823
It's crazy how selfish boomers in this country are

>>222169900
ok

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>>222168800
Just noticed that "pen" comes from French "pene" which means feather!

The current Portuguese word for feather is "pena"

>>222169823
boomers are evil

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She is literally me :3

Fun fact gourds like cucumber and watermelon are the only fruits that do not come from wood branches they also grow and the floor

cherryberry

>>222169867
https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/The-Complete-Sweet-Innocent-Old-Lady-Saga

Just had an epic wank

>>222169900
corr thats mental scr

scranning a rorkerberry

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>>222169900

>>222169922
need her fucked off into the sun

>>222169823
Rorke not realising this would mean moving out of his smelly childhood bedroom

>>222169637
They want to stop the devices from being able to display pornographic content, but the content doesn't necessarily have to be stored and scanned. They're going to watch the screen content 24/7 and process it on the device?

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>>222169868

>>222169210
I fell sorry for the national teams that were placed in the godforsaken midwest

Saveloy up the arse

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well said

>>222169948
What a classic. I wonder what he's up to these days

i have a pen i have a apple
URgh apple pen

>>222169823
lol at Gen Z runts

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>>222169975
>>222169981

saveloy hivemind

>>222169957
Why?

we tufnell posting then

do northerners really not have saveloys

nobody uses the term sjw anymore, due to woke

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>>222169975
>>222169981
is /brit/ all bots

I'm picking a chip to go up my arse before a battered sausage don't care about the official rankings

>>222170030
gp

>>222170010
tory twat

what's wrong with rug munching?
it means eating pussy right?

going to watch the northman (2022)

>>222169981
surely it'd be mushy peas

curry sauce enema on the cards

fair suck of the saveloy mate

shaking my rotund arse

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>>222170052
Based and meadpilled

>>222170050
you're unsuccessful in your personal life and career

ramming a portion of rock and chips up my arse

>>222170050
anly battyman e go dan on de woman

What’s a saveloy?

havent eaten in 30 hours except energy drink

>>222170050
no it means actually putting a carpet in your mouth and chewing it

>>222170052
half of the chuds on X said the northman was anti-white propaganda
other half said it was a brilliant and pro-white
not seen it myself

>>222170109
what southerners think a sausage is

are there oportunitys for unkilled british men abroad

>>222170094
how did you know that?

>>222170134
my cousin is a miner in oz

>>222170121
its just a normal film that has an all white cast

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it tuesday

>>222170134
yeah, teaching english in cambodia

>>222170157
Nah it’s no

Lads, I'm about 2/3rds through the book for this cunt fucking club

The main character would genuinely fucking fit in /brit/.
She's more autistic than spaino

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>>222170171

>>222170164
i cant talk and write hwell

>>222170134
bwc in jav movies

>>222170109
bit like a frankfurter
red and long and a bit floppy sometimes
weird rubbery foreskin on it

>>222170175
you're unsuccessful in your person and professional life

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>>222170157

Disclaimer:

Many of the posts carried out in this general are dangerous and we're carried out by professionals. Do not try to copy them.

toil is significantly more tolerable when you have cute female colleagues

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>>222170197

I friggin assed it all cody
Take a xanax and chill out gram

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>we're carried out by professionals

>>222170191
you know how roads are made of melted down nigerians?
guess what the white stuff is they use to make the markings on the roads

>>222170238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC6f-opugqY

Right, can I get your opinion on what you would do if you were me, who recently purchased my first home on a busy main road?

>>222170246
Rum joint they'e in

Rorke wearing a captains armband to play football in the park with his mates

>>222170303
Well said Tim

i hate being white, i wish i was at least a spicy "white" like italian or greek, instead im some lame timmy with skin that burns and turns pink

>>222170303
>u*

>>222170303
>u*
s

>>222170266
are you saying i should do onlyfanS? do you mean cum

>>222170303
Well said Timbo

>>222170303
this is like when they made the american office and completely ruined it

>>222170222
>trips of fuckling FAKE NEWS

>>222170345
got her arse cheeks out hasn't she

activeeeeeee

>>222170366
>He hasn't seen the Australian version of The Office

singing the willy wanking song

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literally what was the human race thinking with this

*enters thread at a funny angle*

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>>222168768
that's right motherfuckers. and my birth month is this month, the month of June. The BEST month. y'all motherfuckers just can't compare to it really. the best month. clears the others by far. we got sunshine out here and long days like a motherfucker.

>>222170412
>There are no jobs but don't worry guys here's a chatbot

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>>222170422

>>222170406
just watched the trailer and want to die

>>222169064
isabeu~

>>222170406
>oi Damo you dog's cunt, you put my steypler in vegemite again didnaye!?

>>222170426
fuck off mate, it's pissing down

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Adolf Hitler

>>222170446
get a pair of ice skates and a dress on him

>>222170461
A golf putter

>>222170447
Hahaha now we can both suffer

>>222170461
heatherfungus

>>222169209
you know alysa was doing the exact same thing dont you

>>222170471
Mad that there’s people who watch this shite

>>222170493
yeah but she wasn't bragging about it

big fan of boobs me

>>222170520
ok but shes a run-through whore, just making sure you know that

bring back winter

>>222170412
>AI tutor
can guarantee it will be some outdated model that will spew bullshit at them

>>222170412
What does this even mean

Got a knob like a cocktail sausage
Got bollocks like maltesers
Thats my life

think im actually dying of weakness

>>222170544
love maltesers me

>>222169121
THERE WILL BE NO SOVL THIS WORLD CUP

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>>222169209
isa was just collecting pins and meeting new people, sheltered ice brat finally saw the world and in yank fasion ate it all up. also raced carts around the olympic grounds