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Don't let Seiga's heaving chest make you forget that she's pure evil.
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i forgot
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>>50802028
>>50802033
I'm going to pull it down!
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Malice and evil is stored in the boobs
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>>50802028
They're so saggy and soft looking
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>>50802028
Oh, I won't. That's part of the deal.
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>>50802751
You'll help Seiga, right?
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>>50802028
Would she be insulted if she knew that her evil nature is what I like about her?
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>>50802797
Nope!
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Evil woman paizuri
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>>50802751
More like I'll be thanking her with my body. Never trust hags.
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>>50802830
She'd exploit it for her own ends then toss you aside like a used dildo.
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What would be a fun alternative outfit to put her in? Keep in mind it still needs to emphasize her chest.
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>>50804647
I wouldn't expect anything less from the wicked hermit herself.
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>>50804650
dirndl
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Mass impregnating Seiga to give her an endless supply of fetuses and/or babies to use!
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As she ages, the fat migrates.... Not to say her chest isn't still heaving, but I mean....
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>>50802452
>>50802751
>>50802874
>>50803648
Too small, this is not Seiga, each of her breasts is twice the size of an average human head when they have no milk inside.
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>>50803425
Don't call her that. Seiga has been banned from the hag meetings a long time ago.
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I could fix Seiga and make her good.
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>>50804831
this is wise and advisable
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Seiga is the one character i can't bear to coexist with. Her malice and blatant, horrible, demonic, psychopathic and sadistic selfishness actually managed to outright disgust and disturb me to no end.
To think this embodiment of pure evil just walks around Gensokyo all willy-nilly and happy go lucky without an ounce of serious retribution or lasting consequence... i weep for the Gensokyan human population. The part that makes me the angriest is her fat fucking tits, cute hairstyle and outfit. She could at least look like a hideous two-legged pig, but of course she's intentionally made to look appealing. Terrible.
I can't decide between wanting to kill this despicable abomination or have sex with her. What is this feeling? I don't have a boner at the moment (yet), but i sure as hell feel my blood boil.
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>>50804831
>>50804846
Fun fact: Evil women are naturally weak to men with pure souls and good intentions. If you're a good person and treat an evil lady like Seiga with kindness, she WILL eventually lose and have to change her behavior to be less evil.
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>>50804891
What happens if you are an evil man and your desire is to revel together in your mutual evil?
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>>50804936
A good woman will interject!
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>>50804955
Excellent! We'll eat her alive.
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>>50804955
that woman is NOT good!
she's also evil!
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I was gonna make a joke about her not being pretty since she is chinese and that you anons are a bunch of thirsty simps, but then I decided to look up what the average chinese woman's face looks like, and this is anything to go by, she is fucking pretty and could definitely seduce me but I would definitely be more afraid of her than attracted since I am scared of pretty people.
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>>50802028
Reminder that she had a husband and children and faked her death to leave them
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>>50805128
Extrapolated and not necessarily canon to Touhou, especially the children part. And even in the original story the marriage is implied to not be a happy one but one she was forced into.
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>>50805136
Simp!
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>>50805094
She WAS evil
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>>50804730
I consider this an absolute win.
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>>50805128
Leave them and trick Miko into becoming a girl so she could yuri out with her and Kasen!
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>>50805136
And? If it happened nowadays, she'd be paying alimony out the wazoo.
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SAGGIER
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BIGGER
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MEANER
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MILKIER
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>>50804960
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You go to milk the Seiga but the Seiga milks you.
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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH!!!

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