I love Alice's breasts. I will cum inside Alice's breasts. I want to make eye contact with her autistic blue eyes while my sperm dirties her bra.
Honestly, even if Alice was flat and padded her chest I would still do it.

>>50822070
But I like Alice! Infact, I like Alice a lot! I love Alice!!! Alice is my wife!!!

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>>50822075

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I like Lolice!

Alice is Cringe and a Failure, so I hate her.

>>50823564
But do you also hate yourself for the same reasons?

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>>50822070
Everyone likes Alice.

>>50822070
people spread rumors about her

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>>50823906
All of which are true.

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Too old. Nobody wants to deal with the disastrous duo of Desperate Christmas Cake + Autism

>>50822070
She got 14th place in the last popularity poll, so she's doing way better than most 2hus.

>>50824120
now, let's check the IP addresses of all those votes...
how many of them come from Makai?

>>50822070
WHAT

>>50824432
Shinki with 50 VPNs

>>50823620
well, this thread isn't about me...

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>>50822070
i love Alice

I don't think most people even know what kind of person Alice is.
I like canon Alice but hate fanon Alice.

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“Hey, if Marisa and I were both in danger, and you could only save one of us, who would you pick?”

Alice’s eyes widen briefly, and she raises an eyebrow quizzically.

“...What an odd question to just drop out of the blue. Why in the world would you even ask me that?”

“It’s just a fun hypothetical, you know? Not like I’m planning on putting myself in mortal danger anytime soon, although knowing Marisa, there’s a decent chance she’s doing so as we speak.”

She chuckles lightly, then scratches her cheek, looking to the side awkwardly.

“Well if you absolutely must know...”

Your eyes meet for an instant, and you feel like there’s something slightly unusual about the intensity of her gaze in that moment, although she quickly looks away, gracefully bringing her teacup to her lips before setting it back down.

“I don’t mean to offend you, but it would have to be Marisa. I do hope you understand that that doesn’t mean I don’t value our friendship, but rather that my attachment to her is simply stronger.”

The two of you lock eyes once more. There’s a strange sense of apprehension in her gaze, as if she were expecting a particular reaction. Her eyes seem to be probing yours for some kind of tell that might betray your feelings on her answer, although you couldn’t say what it was she was looking for. You supposed she might’ve been wary of having somehow bruised your ego.

You simply shrug. “Yeah, about what I expected.”

She blinks a few times, seemingly taken aback by your nonchalant reaction, and her gaze shifts downwards, staring into her teacup with murky and unfocused eyes.

“...Really? Are you sure you aren’t even...I don’t know, a bit miffed about how quickly I made my choice? I mean, I didn’t even need to think about it. Don’t you think that’s a bit sad? Don’t you wish that we...that we were a bit closer? Wouldn’t it make you happy to know you were the most important person to me...?”.

It was now your turn to raise an eyebrow. You couldn’t grasp why she seemed so insistent on you feeling some sort of jealousy.

“I mean, I’m well aware that you two have known each other for way longer than I’ve known either of you. It’s perfectly normal you’d value your friendship with her more than ours, right? So there’s nothing for me to be angry about. It’s not like I’m competing for your attention or anything. I don’t need to feel like the most important person in someone’s life to know they appreciate me being around. That sounds like it’d be insanely exhausting.”

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>>50828003
She furrows her brow. “If...if you already knew how I’d answer, then why would you even bother asking such an inane, idiotic question!?”

You flinch when she raises her voice. “Woah, hey, I didn’t mean anything by it! It’s just, I was hanging out with Marisa yesterday and she said she’d asked Reimu a similar question, and her reaction had been really funny, so she suggested I try it out with you, but, well...clearly that wasn’t a good call on my part, so...sorry, I guess.”.

Her eyes go wide, then narrow at the mention of Marisa’s name.

“...You were out with Marisa yesterday? And...you didn’t deign to inform me of that?”

“Well, you were out of the house when she dropped by, and I figured it’d be fine if I was with—“

“You...figured it’d be fine...? No. NO! THERE’S NOTHING “FINE” ABOUT ANY OF THIS!” She sat up suddenly, slamming her hands on the table and knocking her teacup over.

“Alice, I didn”t---”

“Shut. Up. The very first thing I told you, when you started living here, you remember, don’t you? You’re not allowed to take a single step out of this place if I’m not there with you, So then, why exactly did you leave the house yesterday? Are you even slightly conscious of the danger you’re in!?”

“...I was with Marisa. If something had happened, she could’ve—”

“Don’t make me laugh. Her? Protect you? A pathetic, weak human playing at magic with her trinkets and parlor tricks? Please. Besides, she doesn’t really care about you, you know? Not like I do. I bet she’d run away and leave you for dead at the first sign of danger. But I wouldn’t. I would never, ever abandon you. I’d sooner die.”

She sinks back into her chair, sighing.

“You know, I really wanted things between us to happen normally. I wanted you to be the one to come to me, of your own will, for us to start dating like a normal couple, so I let you have your freedoms and didn’t try to force you into anything. But I realize now that I was being naive. I can’t expect things to go the way I want when all I do is sit back and wait. So, from now on, we’ll be doing things my way. There will be some changes that you’ll almost certainly take issue with, but...”

She leans forward, a smile playing upon her features, at once bewitching and terrible.

“Every single thing I do, I do for you, darling. For us. I promise you that.”

>>50822070
we love alice

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>>50828003
>>50828006
I love this Anin! But it's insanely unrealistic. Alice would just sit aside and let anon cuck her with Marisa. Hell, the weirdo would probably insist that they do it on her bed while she watches.

>>50828006
is this the same writefag that wrote the one where alice kidnaps you and rapes you in the end? if so please continue

https://youtu.be/BFXCzWxQXBg

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>>50828424
It's fine, she can satisfy her fantasies by forcing Anon to have sex with her life-sized Marisa doll while she watches.

>>50828489
Yeah, that was me, didn't think anyone would remember that though lol. I do have a few ideas floating around, so I might do more.

>>50829717
You know which thread you posted it in?

>>50829793
>>50271039
I never ended up finishing it, though.

>>50828489
>>50829717
>>50829793
>>50829860
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/50271039
Is it this? It seems to line up with what you're talking about.

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>>50830592
Yep. I sorta started losing steam as I went along, so I just dropped it instead of forcing myself to write a rushed ending.

>>50829717
>didn't think anyone would remember that though lol
You absolute faggotnigger, I was left waiting for you to drop the next entry of that story for weeks until the thread died

>>50830742
I enjoyed it anon. Especially loved the Shanghai moment. It was really cute.

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>>50830744
My bad lmao. Tried coming up with a few different continuations but they all turned out kinda shit so I just let it be. Better to just leave something unfinished than to pull a Chainsaw Man or Attack on Titan.

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>>50830762
Thank you! Shanghai a cute!

>>50828006
Is it bad that I have a "wants to be raped" fetish?

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>>50831504
As long as it's only by Youkai.

>>50831566
As long as they're tall and busty

>>50831582
With purple hair and yellow eyes

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>>50831670
Now you're just asking for it...

>>50822070
>anymore
I NEVER liked Alice. However, I enjoy bullying Alice.

>>50828326
but how can you lift my curse, if you can't even undo your own?
do you even lift?

Am currently commissioning something (artwork) with Alice in it, but you may not necessarily be okay with the subject material... but yeah I find her and her funny little dolls cute

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>>50832473
is this the hina anon?

I will always love her

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imagine waking up to the aroma and warmth of alice pee in the morning after she's wet the bed for the sixth night in a row and getting to comfort her when she gets all embarrassed about it

>>50835305
sounds wonderful anon. i really love her too and would understand and help her.

>>50835305
shinki failed as a parent...

>>50836500
It was Alice who got a boyfriend and kept them though. Not Yumeko or Sariel or anyone else. Humiliating...

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>>50836500
theory: alice pees herself due to the trauma of yuuka destroying her home and murdering her entire family

>>50836627
why wouldn't yumeko or sariel be able to get ahold of a boy?
yumeko is a hardworking girl! men know how to recognize the worth of a woman like this, right?
and sariel is an expert in arcane knowledge! men like magic, right?
don't tell me alice grabbed a man using DOLLS

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>>50836774
Well, she did quite literally grab him, as in, he's being held against his will and forced to perform bizarre sexual acts involving dolls for her amusement, although that's still a fair bit better than what her sisters have going on (fuck all). I wonder if the autism is hereditary. Is Stinki also a kissless virgin? That would explain why none of them have any game whatsoever.

>>50822070
Because only oldfags actually know Alice is and newfags don't even know what she is apart from le Marisa side chick.

Alice backwards is Ecila.

Alice is just an specialization of a Lice.

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"Please. Anon, I'm begging you. you NEED to fuck my daughter NOW."

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>>50842868
Why does everyone want me to fuck Alice
Don't I get a say in this matter?

>>50842875
Alice is the last barrier against Entropy
Dark forces are bidding to ensure our Universe's death
Alice is the key to our Existence's safety

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>>50822070
Who needs pesky humans with thoughts and opinions when you can devote your companionship to liveless obedient dolls for the rest of your miserable lifespan!

>>50822070
I FUCKING LOVE ALICE!

>>50822070
I ALICING FUCK LOVE

>>50822070
I LOVE FUCKING ALICE!

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Wow!

Am I the only one who thinks the Fukkireta "dance" was always cringe? It's not even a dance, it's literally just a headshot swaying. Very lazy and visually uninspiring. Caramelldansen, now that's a fucking dance

>>50822070
I LOVE ALICE FUCKING!

>>50822070
FUCK, I ALICEING LOVE!

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You people go on and on about fucking Alice but not a single one of you has stepped up to actually do it. Are you all, like, impotent or something? Is this a board for eunuchs? Why else would you get a girl's hopes up like that just to let her down again and again? Or is that what you're into? Do you sick fucks get off on making me-- I mean Alice miserable? Disgusting. Can you even call yourselves men at this point?

giving false hopes to Alice!
Alice coming out of apathy, only to fall into more anxiety and despair!
the suffering never ends!

>>50849446
>Or is that what you're into?
Yes.
Would Alice agree to being edged relentlessly for an entire month if it meant finally getting some cock? Would she "step up" and wear a chastity belt for me, giving me control over her orgasms? Or perhaps she'd prefer hypnosis based denial?

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"Love: A good partner is someone you can pull
the strings of as you want. Otherwise, you are
the one whose strings will be pulled."

She tries to project an image of confidence and self-reliance, so she'll try to establish dominance at first, but as soon as you start pushing back, she'll crumble and let you have your way with her as you please. Sure, she'll bitch and whine about it at first, but she'll never deny you, no matter how degrading or frustrating the request. She's a total masochist at heart, so she'll probably even enjoy it, too.

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Pictured: Confident and self-reliant woman.

>>50850208
Well, I did say she *tried* to project that image, not that she was particularly good at it.

Alice loves edging!

>>50850159
Alice might like to pull strings but she wont ever let you pull out

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>>50823975
She doesn't feel like Christmas cake though. Alice is forever young.

>>50822070
I never liked her to begin with.

>>50822070
Trying to hypnotize Alice!
It works surprisingly fast!
You get distracted!
You and Alice are both hypnotized!!!

Alice!!!

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>>50837108
>Is Shinki also a kissless virgin? That would explain why none of them have any game whatsoever.
She's a life-weaver
No one will grieve her
Born to the virgin mom with a waiver
Plastic and glass make her home fuller
So please break her hymen!

>>50857588
Boob grabbing range.

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>>50822070
>>Why doesn't anyone like Alice anymore?

Because they found Youmu

>>50857741
What the hell is she doing on Britain.

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All lies!