Zanmu looks like she belongs in Len'en

>>50833873
I want Oni to use me

>>50833873
Her baggy clothes are erotic

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onimiko

>>50833873
Is she wearing undies?

>>50835285
Why don't you check?

>>50833873
No oni cares.

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Licky lick

>>50839289
You can't just compound canon stinkhus like that

>>50839289
Cute and canon yurihus.

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Built for giving standing blowjobs while standing on her tippy-toes.

>>50840095
*cunnilingus

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>>50840189
Hello Epstein.

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god she's so fucking tiny I just wanna manhandle her

>>50840095
Somewhat related, in a 3P scenario with the two, which one should be kissing the lucky man and which one should be on her knees? Asking for no reason whatsoever.

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>>50843156
Honestly I think either could work, but I'd lean towards Hisami kisses and Zanmu bj. Hisami being more subservient might mean she'd be sucking you off, but she'd also be way more affectionate than Zanmu, so maybe she'd prefer sloppy makeouts. All I'm sure of is that Hisami would be incredibly skilled at both, while Zanmu would be kinda shit at it. She seems like she'd be more passive and might find blowing you degrading to an extent, given that she's used to being in control of basically any situation, although her being embarrassed only makes it hotter. Plus, Hisami's tall enough to kiss you easily, while Zanmu's the right height for a standing bj. Not to mention Hisami leaving purple lipstick marks all over your face and neck would be extremely sexo.

>>50843156
Hisami would give a zurijob
Zanmu would finger (You).

>>50843311
go back to the Ran thread mr homo

>>50843350
go back to >>>/qa/ basedteen

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>>50843555
newfag

>>50843311
Zanmu would tickle your tonsils with her small futapenis while Hisami would destroy your prostate with her fat and girthy futapenis.

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very sad that a character as hot as hisami seems to be cursed to attract faggots of all stripes whenever she's mentioned

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>>50843796
many such cases

>>50843796
Remember what her job is.

>>50843796
yeah dude having sex with a hot tall woman with giant breasts is homosexual

>>50843801
that actually does check out lol.

>>50843806
I was referring to the posters above expressing their desire to have objects inserted into their anus. Also the yurifag, but that goes without saying.

>>50843796
For me the biggest problem is that Zanmu doesn't have enough big tits art. She's always drawn flat and short to contrast Hisami. I hate it.

>>50843812
Unconventional sex with a woman is still sex with a woman.

You can tell the homo is actually butthurt about this.

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>>50843815
Eh, I actually like tiny Zanmu cause it's kinda rare to get a short flat girl that doesn't have loli proportions, it's a unique sort of appeal. Plus I like the contrast with her imposing presence.

>>50843836
itty bitty tittes

>>50843796
>>50843806
dude, it's a yomotsu shi-ko-me
what the hell are you smoking

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>>50843959
nah dude I got this I'm built different I will simply refuse to be dragged to hell

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>>50844724
i could probably fix her

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>>50843156
Zanmu would go straight for your dick, while she keeps going on and on about how your entire manhood lies in the palm of her hand. There's no question about it.
Also she couldn't reach your lips without a footstool.

>>50844724
>>50844756
She'll hug you and never let you go

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>>50844857
She'll say that and proceed to give you the toothiest blowjob you'll ever get, gagging on it whenever you get it more than halfway in.

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>>50844861
oh no...the tall pretty lady is hugging me...how terrifying...

>>50843289
Thank you, that turned the old gears.

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>>50843815
Zanmu can only be flat as a board because of her power over nothingness. It's integral to her character that there's no true substance to her appearance.

I'm not even shitposting here, since Whispered Oracle goes out of its way to assert that's Zanmu notorious charisma is founded basically entirely on bluffs and excessive self-confidence. She's just straight-up bullshitting her way into power and you can actually read it into her design.
She wears baggy pants and sleeves to make herself look bigger, and also notably sits atop a rock, which obfuscates her true height and gives her an imposing presence where other people are forced to look up at her.
She's also always uncompromisingly smug-looking, which further cements her position.

She's really just made to be Suika-sized to create both contrast and similarities between them.
Both are manipulative schemers, but while Suika is feminine and stays in the shadows, Zanmu is masculine and domineering. Zanmu needs to control everything herself, while Suika subtly pushes people towards conclusions she wants them to pursue. Suika is confident about her own appearance and doesn't hide anything, while Zanmu makes an effort to make herself look more impressive, but ultimately coming across as somewhat insecure.
They're two sides of the same coin, a mirror to each other. They absolutely gotta both be short and flat.

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>>50849459
Never really thought about it but it does actually add up. Hell, the parallels even extend to their horns, with Zanmu's pathetic little nubs contrasting with Suika's huge rack. I mostly just prefered womanlet Zanmu cause I wanted to pick her up and use her like an onahole, but I like it even more now.

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>>50849485
>I wanted to pick her up and use her like an onahole
That's just an inevitability when dealing with her.
Once you peel away all the layers that make up her persona as a great ruler of hell, you'll inevitably discover that there's nothing underneath and that's she's not even a real oni, so you'll want to grab her by the armpits and plow her on every surface in Hell. She's just irresistible like that.
She wants it that way. Truly, you were in the palm of her hand from the very beginning!

>>50833873
Phew, what died in here?

>>50849733
Dont be rude anon
Zanmu is only a little stinky. She bathes once a month

>>50849530
ugly woman's hands wrote this post

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>>50849459
You've caused an epiphany in me.

I watched this scene in The Prestige earlier today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8ZXT2HTxqE
tl;dw: The Chinese Magician's trick is to make a goldfish bowl appear on a table behind a curtain. How he does this is that he lifts the bow under the curtain and sets it down on the table while shaking the curtain to distract you. The thing is, the bowl is VERY HEAVY, so you don't even consider the possibility because the Magician acts so feeble, when in reality he's quite strong, but is always acting, total devotion to the craft.
Basically, you were tricked before the trick even started.
There's also two articles I've read in the past, one about how one of the Chinese palaces was built to control the perception of people entering, guiding them through a grand entryway, but the interior is modest, a pre-modern example of "behind the scenes" feeling meant to raise, then lower the visitor's feeling of the grandiose which made them more susceptible to negotiation, like they've entered someone's private home, not an Emperor's palace.
The second was about "The Dark Side of Zen"(https://friesian.com/divebomb.htm) which discuss how the last teaching in Buddhism cannot be spoken aloud, as it can't be conveyed in writing or words, so this leaves a "hole"(nothingness) that can be filled by whatever the culture wants, in this case, Japanese Bushido led to the dive bombers. The last teaching is the most treacherous because anything can be made to fit in nothingness(schizophrenia) but there's only one truth that unifies all things.
And recently in my life I've been thinking about how discipline and willpower, in the moment, is a total illusion, rather, serendipitous realizations are the result of many long-term good decisions, me deciding to read about Zen, leaving time to contemplate many things over tea, and trying to separate schizophrenia and societal illusion from genuine principle, all these things I did before I read your post.

My life has been like that Chinese Magician's show, thinking the trick only began with the opening act and I was fooled before I even took a seat, which might not be such a bad life, but there's something I need to do, and to do that I need to get closer to the Truth. The problem is, beside knowing what I need to do, every preconception is now suspect, and I need a way to always approach the Truth. Stated another way, my ego can either get me closer to the Spirit(or enlightenment if you prefer), which is entirely True, or farther away, so somehow I need to be able to selectively kill and generate different parts of my 'self' in a chaotic fashion(fortune isn't so random, but that's another can of worms) in order to find the shape of the Truth and not fall for the trap of nothingness. Such a person would never lose to someone like Zanmu, Suika, or maybe anyone for that matter.

Goddamned Touhou. If you're the same anon who posted the comparison of Sanae to Søren Kierkegaard's 'Knight of Faith' I might pop a blood vessel.

>>50849824
Ariya doesn't know how to use a computer, it can't be her.

>>50843815
Am I the only man on the planet that prefers Hisami on the smaller side?

>>50853226
Well, she can be small, but then Zanmu ought to be no taller than Marisa's waist.

>>50843836
She doesn't smell. Not any worse than Suika, at least.

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>>50853229
Inchling Zanmu! Putting her in your pocket so she can pop out every so often to say something cryptic and vaguely ominous! Putting her in the palm of your hand! She doesn't seem to appreciate the dramatic irony of the situation!

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>>50853256
So they're both stinky goblins. People just don't bring up Suika's smell often because she's got a lot more material to draw from, while Zanmu's only had like, two appearances, so we kinda have to latch on to every notable trait we can get.

>>50853265
Even at that size she can still suplex you, you know. Also, I'd much rather have Hisami's hands down my pockets.

Probably the hu I vibe with the most ngl