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I am happy to announce that I (yes me) am now happily married to Reimu Hakurei! My wife is the cutest and best 2hu ever!
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>>50971361
Your wife is my girlfriend
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>>50971361
Show me the papers, faggot. Post the marriage certificate or it didn't happen.
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>>50971361
nice file name idiot
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>>50971373
we all 'ad her lad
he married 'er tho and that makes 'im a BETTA MAN
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Everyone in this thread to the rooftop.
I will knock up all of your front teeths for even thinking my wife is yours.
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>>50971558
>knock up all of your front teeths
Blimey, guvna! Take it easy, will ya! *snorts*
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>>50971361
stealth NTR thread
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>>50971361
Congrats dude
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>>50971361
You're wife is my paizuri slave, dude.
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>>50971361
Your wife was very mean to me the other day.
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My wife is far fluffier than yours
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Oh yeah? I'm married to her mother.
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>>50971568
t. australian hamster
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>>50971767
My wife is your paizuri slave, dude?
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me and your "wife" getting married, pic related
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Unfortunately for everyone ITT, our marriage was consumated yesterday. Sorry guys, she's mine.
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>>50971558
I'd be surprised if anyone got this
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>>50973646
I'm glad you did anon.
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>>50973988
>>50973646
Plz expain I don't get
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>>50971361
You married a shrine prostitute?
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>>50974038
Yes? What's the issue?
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>>50971361
Where was my invite to the wedding? I thought we were friends, anonymous.
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>>50974045
Will she still work her normal hours?
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>>50974216
Of course. If she's not sucking and fucking as many men as she was before we were married, I'd feel deeply ashamed as her husband.
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>>50971361
>My wife
Who's gonna tell him?
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>>50974227
but reimu only prostitutes herself to youkai and witches and goddesses (all female), she acts pure for villagers
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>>50973375
Get a cut, hippie!!
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I thought she's already married to Marisa.
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>>50990873
no
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>>50971731
>>50974227
>>50979443
You are gross.
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>>50998422
Yuri is not gross.
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>>50998439
maybe if you're a troon
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>>50971361
Rooftop
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>>50974023
I think it was this one
Watch
https://youtu.be/osullI0VDMg?si=vFlwFmCMA7APm6Eh
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>>50998452
you sound like a faggot
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>>51008691
struck a nerve? kek
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>>50971361
Asking for domestic violence

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