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This Friday (May 22nd) we're doing a casual tournament in which the goal is to win three races in a row to become champ. That's it! Surprisingly, no one won last month, but maybe this time for sure??

Come join us for your weekly dose of autism!

>FREE cracked copy of the game:
https://pastebin.com/qZ80WeUN
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thanks
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Remember da rules:
>Triple Crown
Open lobby (any number of racists in principle, but a full lobby would be best. 5 at the minimum for legitimacy.)
Standard races, no points system
First player to win 3 races IN A ROW is immediately crowned Triple Crown Champ

>ALSO
The Triple Crown race will feature a new rule: free use/switch of characters in between races.
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Lobby's up!
Name: /jp/ 3crown!
Pass: shanghai
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>>50974492
oh yeah, and I forgot to say
Region: US
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So we are waiting until we have 5?
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I dunno where VD is, something probably came up on his end. In any case, when do you guys wanna start? We have 5 players, so I think we can start now if we want.
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Hi Fester
Hi AkiDesuYo~
Hi Nabana sis
Hi yoyo

Did anything happen last week?
I was sick and missed the weeky SkyDrift
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Fuck it, we go NOW!

>>50974499
nothing happened, we just raced
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I can't believe I got through that bomb chaos unscathed lol
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you guys better stop me in this next one...
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>>50974503
Everyone stand back, I am about to unleash my yoyo killing device (soap and water)
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I think that's three in a row so I guess I win... that was anti-climactic. you guys wanna keep going?
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>>50974508
or did I not win one of those and I didn't notice?
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>>50974508
I've had a lot to drink, so I could stand to pass out. Or I could tuff it out a bit I suppose.
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>>50974511
I know you won those last two. If you won Human Village then yes you won.
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>>50974516
yeah I think that confirms it, then. seems like everyone's really out of it today, so maybe this one doesn't count
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>>50974523
No no you won it.
Both the predictions about the triple crown came true wwwwwww one never-ending race and one 15 minute tournament
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sorry, I left when trying to change characters. oops. anyway, now nabana is hosting the lobby
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nabana chan those were some crazy dolls...
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>>50974500
>nothing happened, we just raced
Splendid
Now I feel less bad about being sick
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sorry guys, I was hogging all the barriers...
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Let's take a break for about five minutes.
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I will eat dinner and be back in a little while
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>>50974557
>mfw I landed a sexy bomb snipe on yoyo but it didn't count cause of the barrier
bro be blue balling
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The race will resume in one minute.
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Sleep has overtaken me, GGs racists.
I saw that first post with the different image homeboy.
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>>50974508
>>50974523
>>50974528

Iirc the rules stated that there must be 5 players at least no? for it to count and be official
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>>50974585
There was 5...
>yoyo
>fester
>aki
>eagle
>nabana
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Hi i'm new
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hi hoe jawley
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>>50974579
>I saw that first post with the different image homeboy.
Oh no, my secret is out, Ive been exposed. I must now leave and never return

>>50974595
Hi c:
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>>50974595
Hi new, welcome aboard.
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newbie guide:
https://pastebin.com/Bw2RB1CQ
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Thanks for having me guys, that was fun
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>>50974629
thanks for racing. feel free to join us anytime
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my refusal to learn the optimal shortcut at the end there keeps losing me races :P
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yoyo
your stupid ass koishi drain stopped me from switching and using my cradle on Youkai Mt ending shortcut
>:(
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>>50974642
well your dumb gungnir gave the win to nabana for no reason!
)^:[
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sup FUDGE
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>>50974649
Hi there, got the lol2fairy combo from double random
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wow what a final stretch
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goddammit you got so lucky with those random bomb bounces!
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huh, couldn't see the shortcut you guys were taking at the end there
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>>50974645
haha n00b

Also Hi FUDGE
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>>50974668
hi anon
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>>50974667
on which track? Underworld City Depths for example has a couple of weird ones that are tricky but important
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ggs
I couldn't stop yoyo from getting his third straight win, but today's race was still a lot of fun. I was able to give yoyo a taste of his own medicine with Alice, so I'm satisfied.
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alright guys, that was fun but I'm gonna go chill out for tonight. see you all later
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>>50974697
shut up!
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>>50974700
I'm going to shut you up with my lips
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>>50974694
it was the skip at the end on heaven that I had trouble seeing
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>>50974694
That reminds me of nabana's epic win last tourney on that track
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>>50974703
at the end, after the bridge, there is an elevated grassy area to your right that you can use a cradle or a reverie to jump onto, skipping the long u-turn portion
https://youtu.be/YC5SNNlnLRU
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ah, thanks for showing me!
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>>50974719
np typically you use a cradle to reach it
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that was a great mushroom bounce haha
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Those bombs on Bamboo Forest were REALLY close
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>>50974742
indeed they really were
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>>50974742
not as close as I was to the corner when I oversteered jej
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going to pee for a moment
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kurappi's last word is quite a troublemaker now that I get what it does
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>>50974767
Kurappi stronk
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arisu AND seija, that's too cruel random
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>>50974767
yeah i agree (gets bonked for the third time in a row on Youkai Mt)
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Alright Ladies and Gents
Im gonna call it here

GGs AkiDesuYo~
GGs FUDGE

I had a blast
But now I have to sleep
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that'll be all for me tonight, GGS anons! great races
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>>50974819
Have a good rest Eagle
GGS Fudge
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probably one of the closest finishes and races i've had
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i may host later, feel free to come
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vd doko?
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its open, just hop in
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hi kai
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hi, i guess is going to be just you and me for now
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the dolls disappeared just as i was getting close lol
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The doll is a gift from me.
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that's enough
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Hey everynyan, first off I'm really so sorry to have bailed on you at yesterday's races but it's been an eventful past couple of days. Shit like that doesn't slip my mind and I'm finally back home so it's time to report back.
Yesterday I got caught up in some whacky shenanigans and I was stranded out in the boonies until this morning lol but guess what, today as I was coming back I got hit with tha news that my JP visa got approved so I will be actually moving there in about a month. Which means June will most likely be my last ever tourney as host, but I had kinda prepared for that scenario. There's certainly worse news to get!!!!!!!
Many many thanks to whoever hosted yesterday, and everyone who showed up. Everything will go as planned for June's tourney (count on it) as we will, in classic /jp/ fashion, outdo ourselves and make it an even better event than last edition.

I dunno if I will show up tonight but I probably will later on. Right now I'm drinking and enjoying myself before things get hectic with an trans-oceanic move and a tourney to host!!!!!!!! So stay tuned and whoever shows up tonight I hope you have fun
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>>50976739
Nice, good job on the visa!
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>>50976739
sup dude! can't say I'm not a little envious that you're gonna get to go live in nippon! also, glad to hear that you're okay and not dying or something. I'm looking forward to June, but don't be a stranger afterwards, you hear? we like having you. now, good luck with the move!
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>>50976739
>Many many thanks to whoever hosted yesterday
no problem. I'm just glad we had 5 racists
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>>50976739
Congrats. Hope all goes well for you.
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>>50976752
>>50976823
>>50976851
>>50976905
Thank you all, love you all, and let's start recruitin for June 5th's Sweet 16 edition

You cunts better start posting some cool promotional art for the tourney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned and hope you have an awesome week
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sup Fester
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Oh. Hey Yoyo.
lol
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>>50979345
I had a few minutes of free time and wanted to see what was going on in ranked. you can go back to what you were doing lol
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>>50979353
Just curbstomping a random newfag player. Nothing spectacular.
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>>50976739
congrats!
>will most likely be my last ever tourney as host
and thanks for everything... i was actually thinking about dedicating myself just to hosting, i just dont feel like racing that much, but i wouldnt want to just abandon this place, will probably pick up the slack if no one else does
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>>50986509
In order to host, we need racists. Get back in that saddle!
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>>50986509
>i was actually thinking about dedicating myself just to hosting
Aki?
If not then let me know bitch, no one other than him has expressed interest in hosting the tourneys + everything else

And thanks man, I haven't been as available as possible these past few days due to the recent news and having to spend a good chunk of my time looking for places where my ass will live lmao so it sucks there hasn't been more posting this week but we BALL

As always I'll join if I'm able to tonight or even host if no one's hosting when I feel like racing for a bit, so have fun everynyan and stay tuned early next week for da TOURNAMENT THREAD
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I made a lobby
Name: /jp/racing
Pass: udonge

>>50977122
>>You cunts better start posting some cool promotional art for the tourney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man I'm fucking ASS at drawing
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hi yoyo
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sup nabana and Fester. I'll wait a few more minutes before we start the races. taking a call right now
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'Sup fags.
Can't tell you how nice of a way to wrap up my day this is, racin' with you guys.
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sorry about that, I was talking to a guy about a job and couldn't ignore the call this time lol. let's race!
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>>50992319
hell yeah man
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>>50992319
Wow that is so fucking gay lmao
Same same ^^
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>>50992319
>>50992349
Fester's so drunk he's talking to himself...
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LOL
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>>50992360
That was me thoughever
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>>50992371
who is this mysterious man...? show yourself!
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>>50992360
lol, no. I have a cold case of Asahi's in the fridge but I haven't drunk a drop. Too anxious today for that. It's a day I dread every year, but I managed to get through it and now I can unwind.
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Yo, Eagle in da house!!
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>>50992391
so today's a dangerous day for you, is what you're saying? hot
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sup EagleR!
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>>50992394
Don't make it weird bruv.
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>>50992393
>>50992396

Hi my dear racists
How's it going?
I missed you guys c:
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>>50992402
can't be held responsible for what I say when there's micro-kini satori on my screen
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>>50992403
greetings dear sir. doing wonderful as usual of course, and looking forward to next week's tourney. and you?
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>>50992379
Who else would it be you fuckin dumbass!!!!!!!!!
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sup Aki
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Heyooo Aki!
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>>50992430
>>50992433
Hello hello,
I was rolling dice with the kazoku. Sorry I'm late.
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>>50992434
for a moment I thought that you were some kind of nobility lol
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Master spark is so cool
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>>50992421
>looking forward to next week's tourney
Mmm Hell Yeah tournament week. Just a week away. It'll be a good one, believe it

As for me, I've been chilling and not much else
Weather's been warm were I live
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>>50992448
>Mmm Hell Yeah tournament week
Just why does tournament week always get me feeling all nervous :/
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with the way things have been going, I get the feeling that first place is already decided and the rest of us are gonna be fighting for second as usual
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>>50992460
KWAB what a self-defeating bitch
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Everyone seems really nice today. They're letting me take first place.
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Does anyone wanna take a break soon?
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>>50992474
says the guy who's too chickenshit to even play
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>>50992460
The boring, predictable, snoozefest 1st place frontrunners
VS
The exciting struggle for the coveted 2nd place prize

Im tellin ya, sexond place is unironically more exciting than first


Also, that was a nail biter ending on Mari Ciruit Fester
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>>50992491
you know what I can't deny the glory to the underdog
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Dammit Fester, your nuke is useless if you use it before my ying yang orbs hit him!
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Jeez I had to pull out a shortcut I've never done before just to keep up!
I'd like to race more but I've had a bit too much to drink. So goodbye for now guys!
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ggs
I'm still on the fence about whether to enter next week's tournament, but good luck to everyone!!
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>>50992530
why wouldn't you enter? the more the merrier
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GGs homeboys, fun as always!
Make sure you guys always get a good nights rest!
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>>50992532
I'm going to be a little busy next week, so I'm not sure if I'll be able to wake up in time for the tournament.
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Mooom...
How come everyone else gets cool red and green badges next to their name and not me *whines*
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>>50992564
we should all enter considering it might be vd's send off so let's all be there :)
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>>50992491
I'll let you know that's eagleR who was leading a good chunk of the final race in last tourney
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>>50992564
You should just quit your job!

>>50992572
I think it's somehow based on your Ranked performance? Like if you get 1st place proportionately frequently, you will get a better badge
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>>50992581
>if you get 1st place proportionately frequently, you will get a better badge
Damn, talk about a self report

Also I pulled nothing but iku scarf last lap of Seirensen RIP
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AkiDesuYo~
Last few races from me
Then I will goto bed c:
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People are suddenly coming out of the woodwork.
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>>50992672
wdym
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>>50992682
Eagle said something about needing sleep.
Suddenly Hoe Jawley pops out of the blue for one race.
Then Fudge joins.
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>Eagle said something about needing sleep
Yeah I did say something about shleep, didn;t I?
Welp I'll go to sleep eventually

Also, FUDGE
Flandre's LastWord sucks

My advice
Hold the SPELL button
and you'll get a normal item instead of your LastWord
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>>50992747
ah I didn't know you could opt out of rolling the lastword, thanks for that. I just got the imoutos from the random option so I had fun
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>>50992758
>. I just got the imoutos from the random option so I had fun
>the imoutos
lmao
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lol the gap gapped me backwards
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Last few races from me
and THEN I will goto bed (real)
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Alright Im out
It was nice seeing both of you, FUDGE and AkiDesuYo~
I had a lot of fun tonight
GGs
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>>50992841
GGS eagleR!
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>>50992841
ggs (for real)
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this next one is gonna be my last one for tonight I think
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>>50992855
ggs fudge, have a great night
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>>50992860
GGS!, thanks for all the fun races Aki
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shinten
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>>50995603
we sometimes use it for modded racing on special events
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>>50995834
i was t
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>>50995856
What did he mean by this?
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>>50996491
There are 2 other modded clients, one you can find under odyssesus wu (but doesnt serve much purpose other than p2p multiplayer and used to be the one played on boards a decade ago) and the other even i only heard hearsay on...
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I can't draw but I can cut and paste to put some promotional art together. what should it be?
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>>51000899
Use your imagination, I'm sure anything you come up with will be really cool
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TOURNEY THREAD JUST DROPPED
Go shitpost there!!!

>>51000899
Post your art there, can't wait to see what you mustered up
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>>51001214
>>51002908
go check it out ( ´ω`)

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