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Dr. Eirin is not a real doctor. Do not let her touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.
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>>50998742
Yōkai can assume forms whatever forms they want, whatever shape and height.

Why did Eirin chose to be so big?
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>>50998760
Because you'd resist less when it comes time for the raping
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>>50998760
I don't think lunarians are yokais, you could even consider them as human.
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>>50999085
>you could even consider them as human.
How so?
Lunarians are immortal (not in the hourai sense, but still), that's hardly something human.
Not to mention their relation with magic.
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>>50999171
According to the wiki lunarians refer to humans and gods who went from earth to the moon, their "immortality" comes from being pure beings living in a pure land If you purified a human and sent him to the moon you'd have a similar result at least that's what I understand, I could be wrong somewhere.
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I need to marry her...
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I want to get seduced by Eirin into marriage, I need her in my life.
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>>51000198
>>51000247
Why would you marry a murderer and jerk also she almost killed Patcho.
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>>51001223
Anybody in Eientei would be a better partner. Even the racist bunny
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>>51001223
First of all, that was based. (Such loyalty oh my heart!) Second of all she's the ubermensh. Third of all she's super smart! Fourth of all if someone were to like her were to fall for you, your whole life would be planned out and she would be really scary to other girls! Fifth of all, she would probably give you cool powers with her shady drugs, but she might also use those drugs to control you if you try to run away! Sixth of all you get to learn all about lunarian medicine and could even help people with such information! Seventh of all you could probably move into eientei which looks pretty chill if you can find it. 8th of all She really itches my oedipus complex I didn't realize I had. 9th she'd be a really good mom, as she raised the wagatsuki sisters pretty well (cousincest aside) 10th of all she would probably extend your life span greatly, this could be double edged though, as if she really likes you, she might hourai you, and you will be with her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
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>>50998742
She told me I need sexual function tests and touched my nipples and penis a lot then when I was dry gave me a really long and uncomfortable peostate examination where I was facedown and couldn't see what tool she was using and then she told me to come back next week
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>>51001272
>the Übermensch

Did you say that because Eirin reminded you of Dr. Herbert Humboldt?
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What's her bedside manner like?
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>>51004431
You're gonna be fine, because if you weren't, she'd have already made the executive decision to euthanize you.
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>>51004431
She has a very hands-on personal approach to her patients.
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>>51006230
You know, you never really see purple eye Eirin. Lots of brown, grey, sometimes blue. Never purple though
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I want to cheat on Eirin
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>>51008005
With who??? She's gonna castrate you...or maybe she'll drug you into thinking she is that person
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I was thinking about how scary it would be to get stuck cave diving on the hourai elixir this morning
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>>51008021
With Reisen
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she only molests lunarians
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>eirin thread existing for 4 days
>no one posting the best eirin art
My turn to do it!
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>>50998742
Heh, as if my cheap ass would go to the doctor for anything short of a potentially fatal wound...
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>>51008101
you can't really cheat on her with Reisen, because she already assigns her boyfriend to "Rabbit duty" once a month so her subordinate stops humping the table corners
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>>51008005
Why would you do that?

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