>>65040785
My dick

What if one of the downed F-15 pilots is being held by these ninja women? How would they be rescued?

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>Iranian Taimanin
Imagine

>mighty lions of Allah
>abandon Yono subs
>hide behind unarmed women after bombing Ukrainian women and children
You don't hate Iran enough

>>65040785
>>65040795
Based on the extensive research of the source material I suggest some REALLY big niggers.

>>65040789
>How would they be rescued
Owing much child support.

>>65040809
those are former lions of allah, they've just transitioned as per iranian customs

>>65040823
kek now we know how Iran intends to replace their lost Hezballess cadres

>>65040785
>chink twitter
very 50cent

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>Look it up
>There's actually some McDojo about 40km outside of Tehran that claims to train kunoichi
>Established 1989
>It's in and/or by a castle
>Wikipedia's only picture of the castle is a big rock
Well this is the funniest shit I've seen all day.

>>65040785
What sort of techniques would these female ninjas use to extract information out of the captured enemy?

>>65040785
>>65040863
Are you telling me someone on Iran is larping as Hasan-i Sabbah the leader of the Order of Assassins, but with ninja women?
Not gonna lie, that's impressive.

>>65040863
i think some japanese communist terrorist actually trained in iran or pakistan, they probably brought some meme shit over there and the inbreds took it seriously

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>>65040789
>>65040820
>Pedro OneOne this WarEagle
>P11- Go ahead WarEagle
>WE- I am 500 meters south of the tan building
>WE- MULTIPLE HOSTILES APPROACHING MY POSITION
>P11-WarEagle do you have Size and weapons
>WE- About 6-7 women in camouflage, AK rifles and...whips?!
>WE- appear to be very fit, between 5'6" and 6 feet tall, very neatly trimmed eyebrows, strong jaws and hazel eyes
>P11- WarEagle uhhh, we have your position, 20 minu-
>WE- PEDRO 11 THEY'RE ERRR ITS TOO HOT
>WE- TURN AROUND
>P11- WAREAGLE ARE YOU UNDER FI-
>WE- PEDRO 11 IM MOVING TO ENGAGE, TELL MY WIFE SHE CANT HAVE THE TACOMA

>>65040785
do their techniques involve wrapping their legs around my neck and force me to whiff their smelly unwashed poon in order to extract critical information?

>>65040785
if this is supposed to scare away marines then I have bad news

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>>65040863
the funniest shit i saw today was a mirrored copy of my cat on the internet.

>>65040795
But there are no Russians invading Iran right now and Golems don't have dicks?

>>65040785
oh fugg they got access to 1970s black belt magazines and bought the books for sale!!!

>>65040863
my complaints to the dungeon master
this setting is fucking irrational and unrealistic

>>65041179
More likely they got the whole collection of Ashida Kim ninja manuals. Those were way, way popular during the mid-80s to early 90s, to the point where you'd see them in convenience stores.

>>65041177
>golems
Fuck is Israel animating clay figures to use as shock troops!?

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>>65040785

>>65040785
all of these dictatorships are run by theatre kids.

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>>65040838
I thought ninjas are Japanese and ninja movies are Israeli.

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>>65040923
>TELL MY WIFE SHE CANT HAVE THE TACOMA

>>65040863
What's even funnier, "Kunoichi" is a modern term. Female ninjas in a historical sense never existed. There are 0, exactly 0 cases known or written about a female ninja. It's pure, unadulterated, Naruto Larp, fantasy BS.

>>65044742
They existed, just not in the way anime depicts them, unless you are specifically talking about the girl with the poison cum from Basilisk. They operated the same way modern female spies do, by making extensive use of the honeypot technique, because if it ain't broke don't fix it. Reminder to any nerds reading: if you work for a defense contractor and manage to land a really cute girl that seems super interested in your work, there is a non zero chance she is a spy.

>>65040795
More like Taibeinin.

>>65040785
oh my god raping her while she struggles in futility would be so hot.
iran please give them shitty guns or no guns so they feel encouraged to get close and use their martial arts on me.

>>65044871
No they didn't. There are 0 historical accounts of Japanese Female Spies/Ninjas. Nice try.

>>65044871

no they didnt you fucking nerd. find us 1 piece of evidence from any era in japan.

>>65044742
This

Post their feet

>>65040785
*unzips dick*

>>65040785
>What weapons do American special forces have to combat the threat of Iranian ninja women?

Pete Hegseth. He's beaten teh shit into more strippers and raped more condifent young women than ghenghis kahn. Give him a jar of hair gel and a g-string and they will all be dead by dawn.

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>>65044965
>>65044969
Granted I'm not super well versed in Japanese history, but you mean to tell me that NO ONE in the history of Japan has EVER sent an attractive lady to seduce someone to either spy on them, kill them, extort them or gain their confidence to do something else?
What, Japanese Bushido was too advanced and honorable to pull off one of the oldest tricks in the book? the one everyone else had done?

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>>65040863
what's the point of being a dictator if you can't do wacky shit like making an army of female ninjas?

>>65045220
True, who among is can say they wouldn't do the same?

>>65041195
basically yes but they are using some hilariously expensive clay paid by someone else

>>65040788
This. Irani women love them some American dingaling. She will tell you she loves you and even put up with your bald hairy fart sniffing ass for a green card because her life SUCKS

>>65045358
Many such cases.

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>>65040785
>martial arts techniques
>aggressive pussy spreading
Nice.

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>>65040785
They'll probably and be sluts, fuck, marry, or kill in a game of reverse.

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>>65040785
There's only one man for the job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpMC2_SCY7w

>>65045420
Oddly, could not stop watching for 3:04, and still WTF?

>>65045405
Would share her body with muh fist.

>>65045160
Then show us the prove, faggot

>>65044871
Japan was smart enough to keep its women in the kitchen.

>>65040863
https://web.archive.org/web/20140316120525/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJjpFYVvwBo

>>65045944
>Japan was smart enough to keep its women in the kitchen.
Where they assassinated you with poisoned sushi after fucking your brains out to gain your little brain trust.

>>65040785
How does their Halal-fu hold up against infinite drone swarms?

>>65046010
Stop embarrassing yourself dronetard.

>>65040785
What weapons do American special forces have?
The Deep Penetrator *unzips dick*

>>65046045
Aka The Bunker Buster.

>>65040811
you are a cuck

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I pray to Allah that no Persian qts were harmed during the recent rescue operation.

>>65040863
That's very silly but I also volunteer to siege that castle

>>65044742
covert ops conducted via dicksucking have been a thing around the globe as long as dicks have existed

>>65045997
>Poisoned Sushi
No need to find special ingredients, just get the chef who finished last at Fugu 101 and give him lotsa sake before he starts the cutting.

>>65045358
I won't mind a Catherine Bell lookalike, especially if she is a Tomcatboo.

>>65040785
>that 4th pic
hot

>>65040785
https://youtu.be/Ym0py1Xcy78?is=Agp4Hj0RJeo6uBvW

>>65045160
Using citizen proxies do not count as "ninjas." That's his original point. There is no case in the history of Japan where a "kunoichi" or "female ninja" existed. Yes, there are cases where some normal women were used as prostitute spies for certain clans.
But a ninja in the traditional sense? No. Women ninjas did not exist.

>>65044742
bansensukai yourself you fucking faggot. geisha not raised in your village could not be used as concubines for a reason

>>65049510
Probably the first intentional covert op as well.

>>65040795
>Taimanin
>Both trump and putin are fast bastards
I need a "worried.jpg" image marco ASAP

>>65040785
for a variety of reasons female ninja always ends in rape

>>65051751
Lmaaaao you got no rebuttal or source. Suck the end of a shotgun barrel, weeb.

>>65049510
>>65051751
See
>>65051719

>>65048070
Lots of them were humped though.

>>65040785
Bujinkan weaboos, even in Iran?

That infection was surely contagious.

>>65051719
I'm sorry but the argument of 'they're not real spies because they're not listed on the Government List of Secret Agents' is one of the most unintentionally hilarious takes I read today.

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>>65045358
>bald hairy

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>>65048092
Be careful anon, it's full of great peril

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>>65045220
Yeah, I totally get it and it does have to be done. Preferably with them wearing cat-suits and bad dubbing... problem is apart from being able to take 10 shots to the face they're just not very good when it comes to fighting. Like the last nigga that had amazonian bodyguard sluts ended up in a bit of a pickle.
Or a tube
Then they tickled his pickle with a bayonet in the bumhole

It's just not a great retirement plan I'm saying

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Please don’t harm the Persian qts tonight.

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>>65055901
This x100000000000

>>65055919
The platonic embodiment of MILF.

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>>65040863
lmfao you weren't kidding

>>65057373
uhh obviously the castle is hidden, they're ninjas dumbass

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>>65049622
>ah, yes, stonefish is a delicacy!

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>>65048070
>>65055901
>>pllllzzzz american I am for gay marriage

>>65057637
What ever allows them to save thier rediculas face in front of thier own subjegated subjects.

>>65040785
Hard cock

>>65057637
>Evaporates your military in a week
>Decide to give you a chance to walk back some of the shit you've been talking for the last 40 years you are clearly physically incapable of backing up
>This clearly means they are incapable of victory

What is with thirdies and mistaking kindness for weakness despite getting stomped into the dirt by their so called inferiors?

>>65040785
Female martial arts requires the man not to act. In real combat scenario the woman is always wrecked

>>65051719
Ninja is a side gig, nobody did this stuff as their main job.

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>>65040785
Bene Gesserit witches!

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>>65040785
Their own ninjas

>>65040906
i dont know but their success is measured im ml

Are Persian women really hot?

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>>65062073
Yes but it can depend on specific ethnicitiy.

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>>65062073
Yes, heres a picture of my beautiful wife. Taking her to the range this weekend

>>65062073
they look like gyppos
>briefly dated an Iranian in college

>>65062073
Look up Persia Monir

>>65059105
Ninja typically attack from surprise. Unless all their clothes are bright orange, ig.

>>65040788
>>65040795
Orcs like anon from above then.

>>65062180
>available to rent for $1300 an hour
Wow

>>65040785
/pol/ already memory-holed this conflict since shitran lost haha, check out the catalog there.

>>65066288
Why would anyone want Iran to win?

>>65066349
Because America and the western world is evil. Only with victory of the global south can world peace be achieved.

This is unironically their thinking.

>>65066288
Everyone is paying the Hormuz toll, though. And soon America will give Iran its money back.
Iran left this war more powerful(and richer) than when it started.

>>65066475
>everyone
Literally only 9 ships have passed since the ceasefire, and there’s zero evidence anyone paid a toll.

>>65052318
Is it truly still rape if they put themselves in that position on purpose so that after they were done getting gang banged and everyone fell asleep from fucking her to much she gets to her feet and starts slitting throats?

>>65066482
If the toll stays up how soon do you guys think the next war in Iran?

And i am not saying America will come back for round two. But that Iran's rivels will get pissed at them for trying to drain there money from them with this bullshit toll they are forcing everyone to pay.

>>65066520
It's a common negotiating tactic. You start with a bunch of unreasonable demands then "settle" for the stuff you actually wanted.

>>65066537
Or the other guy can realize he can just shoot you in the face and be done with it and never have to hear anymore of your demands ever again.

>>65040785
If you've ever dated a Persian girl, you'd know they're deadly at close range. Deadlier than the male.

>>65051719
Ninja in the traditional sense didn't exist at all. It's a catch-all term for people doing intelligence work that also covers what would be considered military scouts, skirmishers, fifth columnists, and agents provocateur. But if you want to be stickler on this point, trap and shota ninjas appear in the historical record.

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>>65067026
Unfortunately the world can't (or won't) dome Iran so that's not really an option.

>>65044900
>raping her
Total war crime and a sin, there are RULE, MAN!
>Deuteronomy 21:10-25:19
>Fair Treatment of Captured Women
>10 “When you go to war against your enemies and the Lord your God hands them over to you and you take some of them prisoner, and
>11 if you see a beautiful woman among the captives, desire her, and want to take her as your wife,
>12 you are to bring her into your house. She must shave her head, trim her nails,
>13 remove the clothes she was wearing when she was taken prisoner, live in your house, and mourn for her father and mother a full month. After that, you may have sexual relations with her and be her husband, and she will be your wife.
>14 Then if you are not satisfied with her, you are to let her go where she wants, but you must not sell her for money or treat her as merchandise, because you have humiliated her."
Seems reasonable to me. I don't know why y'all y'awl don't like Jews and stuff?

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>>65067026
>Or the other guy can realize he can just shoot you in the face
Only if you can actually do that. Iran's regional rivals have tried to just shoot the Iran-backed Houthis in the face for quite some time now without really getting there, and the entire reason we're in this spot to begin with is that Israel&USA tried to just shoot Iran in the face.

>>65066537
>It's a common negotiating tactic. You start with a bunch of unreasonable demands then "settle" for the stuff you actually wanted.
Ah, yes! The "Art of the DeaL", but when Trump does it, the squeeling is incessant!
>we will buy greenland, you can't protect it
>w,we'll budget more to protect it f,from You, rreee!
>haha, I thought so

>>65055901
Imagine if her and that F15 chick who ejected over Kuwait had a 1 on 1 meeting haha

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>>65040789
>DELTA FORCE: Captain [Redacted]
>USAF PILOT: Oh, hello.
>DELTA FORCE: Quick!
>USAF PILOT: What?
>DELTA FORCE: Quick!
>USAF PILOT: Why?
>DELTA FORCE: You are in great peril!
>MARYAM: No, he isn't.
>DELTA FORCE: Silence, foul temptress
>USAF PILOT: You know, she's got a point.
>DELTA FORCE Come on! We will cover your escape!
>USAF PILOT: Look, I'm fine!
>DELTA FORCE: Come on!
>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: Captain [Redacted]!
>USAF PILOT: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
>MARYAM: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
>DELTA FORCE: No, Captain [Redacted]. Come on!
>USAF PILOT: No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
>MARYAM: Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: Yes. Let him handle us easily.
>DELTA FORCE: No. Quick! Quick!
>USAF PILOT: Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
>MARYAM: Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
>BIG TIDDY PERSIAN GIRLS: We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
[boom]
MARYAM: Oh, shit.
>DELTA FORCE: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
>USAF PILOT: I don't think I was.
>DELTA FORCE: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
>USAF PILOT: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
>DELTA FORCE: No, it's too perilous.
>USAF PILOT: Look, it's my duty as an officer to sample as much peril as I can.
>DELTA FORCE: No, we've got to find the enriched uranium. Come on!
>USAF PILOT: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
>DELTA FORCE: No. It's unhealthy.
>USAF PILOT: I bet you're gay.
>DELTA FORCE: No, I'm not.

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>>65040785
Request backup from the vatican.

>>65066537
>2026
>any experienced negotiator falling for that
This isn't a fucking bazaar.

>>65070616
kek

>>65070558
>military themed lesdom with busty brown women
Mein Gott

>>65040863
>castle anthrax is real

Is it wrong that I want to spank either A. An obnoxious woman in a hijab hiked up to her waste (with nothing underneath) or B a kunoichi wearing those weird ninja pants that look like theyre not wearing underwear?

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>>65040788
Came here exclusively for this answer, very pleased to see it is the first post.

>>65071782
>fit butchy-looking air force pilot gets kidnapped and gangbaned by group of sexy curvy persian women
>featuring long scene where the captive is forced to polish each of her captor's assholes with her tongue
I'd pay top dollar

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>>65071809

>>65070616
You know what this is what happened and I refuse to believe otherwise. It is the only explanation why the WSO took so long to find.

>>65040820
Reminds me of that guy who was a POW and then when he got back they arrested him for unpaid child support

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>>65071809

>>65045358
The idea is what she likes doesn't matter. She will be raped.

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>>65071793
based on both counts

>>65077682
>>65077688
>>65077693
https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/HDAelOc-YuGGMQ-fdZYF6w/

https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/g-jwwRLcRe0X-pjAYTZpiw/

https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/wpDJP_8KKQbyskANLk33fA/

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64794466/#q64806359

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64797490/#q64808362

https://desuarchive.org/k/search/image/1iYY0EcwG7MunSwFGrEeJw/

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baton and bean bag rounds.
dont want to hurt anyone after all
>>65071782
Isha she wolf of the IGRC !

>>65079555
Stop.