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>>65069674
Big doinks in Amish.

>>65069674
I miss Papa Franku.

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We are the sexiest military force in the history of man. Every fuck is our fuck. Because what comes over here, comes over there. We don't get to cuck one out. Learning to use your tool while camping burger town in modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your swimmers, and utter bloodline destruction. We can't give you a loving wife. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a bitch who left you. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's jerking it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the bvlls. Get a job.

>>65069743
Yo that raid he did on Ram Ranch was fucking crazy.

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>>65069752
Do you have the DSM?

>>65069674
Dra/k/ula Flow

>>65069674
Good thread.

>>65069674
Jej.

>>65069682
Why'd he do it?

>>65069766
the dick sucking machine? Yes your mom's back at the crib

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>>65069674
>I stretched her wider than the Fulda Gap; ran through her like an armored column.
Golden.

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>>65069743
>Get a job.
Lost it.

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>>65069674
>get more head than Van Owen and Roland combined.
I'd say its based and Zevon-pilled but you'd snort that too.

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>>65069674
>Bought out the whole Varusteleka warehouse for the hell of it; now I'm outfitting mercenaries on both sides.

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>Take daily blood transfusions from Aimo Koivunin
It's so beautiful.

>>65069674
Glorious.

>>65069674
>this switch got me moving like an invading species

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>>65069674

>>65069674
>finding fudd dump so bad the pricetag needs its own loan

>>65075508
Saved.

>I stretched her wider than the Fulda Gap; ran through her like an armored column
Top zozzle
Post moar

>>65076599
>homeboy left the percs in Donetsk international airport, had to hand break turn in the MTLB
>I made more money off the gwot than Erik Prince and Dick Cheney combined you stupid fuck
>Im in an Albanian bunker eating halal beef flaps and buying Chinese aks on credit
>fit so fresh it’s ITAR restricted

>>65075637
HIS NAME IS BILLY BIG D

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I'm like... feelin...
it

Bitches call me Pearl Harbor, cause my care for her ain't there like a carrier.

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>>65069674
Call her Sig the way she got me blowin' loads through my pants

The Hoppes No. 9 had me fucked up in the crib, looking at pictures of Yevgheny Prigozhin wearing lingerie.

>>65069674
>This shit returns to port under its own power.
got me good kek

Blowing straight gas in the indoor range just to make sure the ventilation system is up to standard 29 CFR 1910.1025. When I'm not blasting opps with my glock I'm shootin straight ropes out my short barrel rifle. Put that red dot on the opps head and the switch started Singhin'. Got so many desert eagles i could open an aviary. Come at my neck and you'll hit the ground like a sage dynamics drop test. I told the LGS to turn the lights off so i could check the price tag through my nods, and when they refused, i autogated my shit and bought the whole shop

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Spittin' bars; runnin' hot, hotter than on Iwo Jima
Full-auto; no rate reduction for you, you lil' Jap jit

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>>65069674
>Dual wielding the grandfather glocks so the ops know what time it is. Smoking that straight walled dynastic gunpowder. Channeling Edward Forty hands in my robes. Ops praying for their life while i pour that malted brass for the homies that came before.
>The percs got me nodding on the flight to botswana so hard they thought i was an ITAR violation.
>Been in country so long that Afghani ankle got me shooting them white tracers; They call me the warthog.
>Smoked that dirty sandnigger heroin and zonked off in the head. Started firing off those MRE APHE shells. The E-1's were cleaning it up for three weeks.
>The ops must be inbred because they forgot that i am Him.
>Got the ops in a blacksite, beat his ass with his own sandals for seventy two hours. I already knew everything.
>This Yugoslavian bukkake za za is causing some very elegant solutions to geopolitical tensions.
>I know shes a north korean spy but i sent swimmer team six in anyway.
>I sell my battlefield pickups right back to the enemy for sport.
>What the fuck is an Interpol?

>>65069674
This shit ain't nothin' to me man, got that Glock 19 polymer pussy in my left claw, Gaston’s plastic prophecy, drain the whole 17+1 like it owes me feudal tithes, got that AK in the crypt, I'm tappin' that banana mag like a blood bag, full-auto spray paint the walls redder than my cape bitch, I'm swapping out my 357 for 38 specials cuz, I’m changin' coffins mid-fuck broheim, I get all my .40 from brown FBI bitches, I'm running that .300, got 30-round PMAGs stacked like sloppy pussy to eradicate my HOA, 220 grain pills punchin' through drywall like it's garlic bread, yuh I went Judge Judy on that pussy snipe

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>>65077739
>I told the LGS to turn the lights off so i could check the price tag through my nods, and when they refused, i autogated my shit and bought the whole shop
Winrar

Gentlemen, WHAT IN THE FUCK is going on in ITT?!

>>65076732
>Im in an Albanian bunker eating halal beef flaps
Kek

>the japs are back

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>subsonic 300 blackout from the whisper pickle sounding like a wet fleshlight
>i dry fired this staccato at the store and the opps died, i didn't even check the price tag
>I'm like a 8.6, i move slow but hit you like a sack of bricks, snipe
>Went on the Shawn Ryan show and when i farted in the chair, he asked me to leave disdainfully, and never aired the episode. I really do this shit

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>>65078295
>The bucks are back
>Still got enough slugs goin' you way, slime

>One of the opps tried to run up on me with a PSA AR and I bent the barrel around like we were in fuckin' looney toons.
>Chineseium steel disarmed that boy faster than Abigail Spanberger.
>We're smoking glock-horse-semen infused runts out of an M16, this shit is what inspired Jacob's ladder.
>I'm coming for my opps with the sawed-off Cheytac, I don't give a fuck about my wrists.
>Don't argue with me slime, my kel-tec doesn't care about logic or reasoning, that's why I bought it.
> Bitches keep askin' why I took a deer as my wife. Hooves aren't meant for walking the streets, you stupid hoe.
>I shot that fucker with a musket ball. No shell, no markings, no F.B.I ballistics data. He was a cold case before he even hit the ground.
> I put a naval mine in the opps driveway to remind him that he was invading my waters, I sent that landlubber to Davy Jones.
>I blew up a Chinese restaurant, call that shit wanton destruction.
> I violated every law in the geneva convention harder than a Tutsi's asshole.
> I invaded Russia in winter and the only snow problem I had was a crippling cocaine addiction. FUCK Napoleon.
>Keep those tanks comin' little jit, I can bankrupt your whole country with a camera drone and a bag of fertilizer.
> Homeboy was trying to frag me, so I mailed him a government-approved copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook and watched the fireworks.
> We're smoking that shit Aum Shinrikyo used to kill those Japs in the subway. We're smoking that Banjawarn deluxe.

>>65077330
actual bars

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>>65078707
WEIRD POSTING ERROR

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let it flow like widowmaker's salt coolant

>>65069674
We should smoke all non-Whites.

>The only time I ever held a glock was when I borrowed my cousin's glock 19 canadian to bring down a pronghorn at the national park
>When I took my shotgun there on a trip amidst a lengthy red-flag legal battle with the NFA
>Attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible gun-owner
>But we all know I'm fucking not
>I got the barrel cut down to less than 18 inches long and she already knows what cosmoline tastes like
>I'm fucked
>Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have my Mossberg back
>I even wore my nice Swiss Alpenflage jacket to the last court hearing
>I'm ready to change

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>Congolese dickweed so loud I had to call in 5 Commando. Smoking more Simba than Mike Hoare. Engaged the opp in Galwan Valley and killed his ass with an electrified staff. We're smoking Balochistani banshee boogers. Opp tried to take a hit so I filled the mans Trackhawk with more holes than a Pakistani patrol car. Bought a bag full of blood diamonds just to donate em' back to the RUF. The ensuing massacre could be seen from orbit. She threw so much neck it went All Quiet on the Western Front. They call me Open-Bolt Mac the way I ND'd into her walls. Hit the Captagon so hard I woke up in Abu-Ghraib face-to-face with John Brennan. This that shit they gave Val Kilmer at the veterinarians office. Bought out all the Mechanix at Menards so you best believe I can take the heat. I hit him with the Alibaba PEQ and now all he can see are angels. This that shit they hit the barracks with in 83.

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The Cordite got me talking like Pingu
I'm the real goliath grouper

>>65078963
>NFA
shit, that should be ATF

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>The StuGs are back.

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>this thread

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>>65079148
>Congolese dickweed so loud I had to call in 5 Commando. Smoking more Simba than Mike Hoare.

> Piped that pussy like Ted Kaczynski
> I have so many concealed carries I got escorted by the S.W.A.T out of the red sox game after I detonated the metal detector.
>Necked a 20mm down to a .22 and left a perfectly round hole straight through his chest. That shit was relativistic.
> Made a pistol out of a tire axle and some jenkem just to prove Evelyn Owen was a lightweight.
>This AK was built at Khyber pass, this AK was used in the Darian gap, this AK runs exclusively on dangerously overpressured Bangladeshi mafia-produced raw cobalt-ore-tipped cartridges, this AK bleeds cosmoline, this AK talks to me at night, this AK was made with a machining tolerance of three feet, this AK was built with drywall, this AK is still more reliable than your 4000$ 5.56 rig.
>I duct-taped explosive-reactive armor to my chest so the opps know I'm serious. I really do this shit.

>I got 40 bands of NODs on my rig and i still cant see why i should give a fuck. They will not see me coming.
>Got the drake filled with that chernobyl tipped za za. This shit will pen Anything.
>My fireballs are so big i dont even look at the sights, I aim by the screams.

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>>65079510
>>I aim by the screams

>drank the whole liter of hydrazine from wernher von braun's secret stash in coco beach. Woke up naked in a gutter in brazil with the luger in one hand and a machete in the other. Time to clean up this mess.

I'm surprised that Dracula Flow has influence here.

>The last time I got into the 60-year-old pervitin rations, I invented guerilla warfare for chimps in the congo. When I started boofing tablets in the lidl parking lot, I didn't even know they were related.

>Tank chocholate so rancid it got me assisting the restless spirits of liquidated french schoolchildren with their arithmetic homework. I AM the ghost division.

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I am the scumbag Jason Bourne

>that booty impacted me like a HESH shell.

>>65079763
It probably helps that a lot of his lines are already /k/
>this luger will send a christian to hell
>ak sing like a castrati. oooohhhwoooooohheeeee
>rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm certainly was

>We smokin' demon core
>We smokin' white phosphorous
>We smokin' the shit that made hell break Luce
>Maybe a little tannerite for some zest
>MK Ultra psychotropic chemical warfare got me movin' like Dirlewanger
>I get my crack directly from Ronald Reagan's cryo-pod
>I shot Franz Ferdinand cuz that motherfucker owed me a brick, spent the next century building an empire on violence. Truly, America is the land of opportunity.
>One hit of this forbidden jutsu mushroom cloud zaza will turn your lungs into a shadow on the wall.
>Opps was callin' me a war criminal. Took his ass to Unit 731 and showed him some war felonies.
>I only learned what the Geneva Convention was so I could use it as a to-do list. Had that shit done by lunch.
>Wherever I am is a high-casualty warzone. Everyone between me and the bag is a combatant.

>>65078084
>More than your stick ass can carry SLIME.
>>65079345
I got StuGs on my border, have to take them out with the Gatling bazooka before they start getting zesty.