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OH SHIT! Harry Dresden just broke into your house and the only weapon available is the last gun you shot! How's it gonna go down?
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>>65070737
It's nerf or nothing motherfucker
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>>65070737
>10/22
Im optimistic, but sure hope it doesnt decide to jam at crucial moment.
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>>65070737
How this motherfucker survived this is a mystery to me. I think the homeowner is a vet too. Most of you retards would’ve been delicious groping your mosin collections deciding which one was going to splatter his brain while he’s DBZ powering up and threatening to kill your wife
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>>65070737
Thag faggot isn't worthy of a bullet, he can feed my dogs.
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>>65070737
calm him down with my loli cute and funny collection. once he's gooned out I can pick him up with a shovel and release him near a game stop.
the little bugger is just acting up because he's not in his usual habitat. once he gets his mountain dew and hot pockets back to his basement he's harmless.
I also don't want reddit mod stains on my carpet
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>>65070737
https://youtu.be/q-fT_gy1qw8?si=t94S6dDQXM7sINwR
Charlie's breakdown for those not in the loop.
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>>65070737
bonk
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>>65070737
There's blood on his sweater alreada
Mom's Beretta
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>>65070737
>homeowner threatened him with a shovel
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>>65070737
Pre red court war Dresden is pretty clampable tbqh and a straight on fight is your best possible outcome short of ambushing him. Hes even still pretty slow on the shield charm until about mid way through the series iirc and definitely just straight up shootable if you're quick about it. Way better than the guy getting an item of yours and thaumaturgy-ing you from across town making your heart explode or more likely causing you to "randomly" get struck with lightning or spontaneously combust. Otoh if post red court war punished Dresden, let alone post winter court buff Dresden, is after you then you're pretty cooked. Probably literally. Guys got a pile ptsd, a shield charm that'll stop a duffelbag full of explosives, a trench coat that'll stop a .50bmg, and will probably burn your shit down and shoot you when you run out. Still a better situation than Wizard Mccoy though, that guy literally knocked a satellite out of orbit and rods from gods'd a guy in his living room just to prove a point.
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>>65070737
why is he so angry?
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>>65070990
He is an otaku denied his rightful loli.
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They all fall to .45 ball.
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Did Milhouse finally become a meme?
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>>65071035
Always was
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>>65070759
he looks like a pasty nerd faggot with ZERO muscle mass, but he has a trench coat on, for all I know he has a mall ninja knife he's gunna try and stick me with if I get close
I'm just going to shoot him 14 times with my 11.5" from across the room
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>>65070737
>Harry Dresden
I'm so out of the cool kids things I had to look him up, he's a wizard and wizards need to be killed immediately.
More than likely a cranky dog will get him before I do
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>cuck state AR
I go to jail for attemped murder (didn't even point the rifle at him) and I'm successfully sued for everything I own
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>>65071170
you're no match for my power
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>>65070978
>Still a better situation than Wizard Mccoy though, that guy literally knocked a satellite out of orbit and rods from gods'd a guy in his living room just to prove a point.
that hit was so fucking cool that it was quite difficult trying to push the "hurr durr morally grey McCoy is like Wizard Mossad / Bomber Harris, and the strike was like plusungood Hiroshima" and I think Jim eventually gave up that angle
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>>65070737
Muh dick
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what phenotype is this?
because apparently it's a common enough look to be a phenotype
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>>65070753
I rmember my dad being gay for this turd back when he saw one at a gunshow in the early 90's. MFW He would always bring it up as if it was the coolest thing, even when I got my real one he always remenised about this clamshell,
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>>65070737
pic rel or my M1A
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>>65071849
Which sucks since I like my duster but I can't wear it without attracting all sorts of stares. Like no you stupid motherfuckers I'm not here to shoot up the wally world, everyone here is too retarded to be worth the cost in ammunition
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>>65070737
Good luck Harry.
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>>65070737
Cx4 chuds rise up.
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>>65071316
>Series where the less based things he does in a while is literally fucking the queen of the unseelie while broadcasting it to all the magical world and then hijacking a spell to kill an entire lineage of aztec vampires
>"but le mary sue"
>Dumped a couple of times because "it wouldn't work" and reduced to public welfare
Yeah, no, Harry Dresden is based.
Also he kills people with his revolver instead of magic.
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>>65072404
its books mostly the tv show was crap
its one of the few magical series that gets guns somewhat right and consistent. starts out with a 38 snub in book 1 upgrades to a 357 a few books later. then a 44 mag for most of the series.. wandering around with a 500 s&w at the last book
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>>65071035
Milhouse is not a meme.
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>>65072468
Didn't you hear the ringing of the Gem Alert?
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>>65072404
it's a book series that in fiction circles was nearly as influential in the 00s and 10s as Harry Potter, because it is Buffy for dudes, but with an MCU Iron Man / Deadpool / Antman type everyman protagonist before it was cool
and it still has a strong cult following to this day, because twenty novels later, the stage is being set for the final war
>>65072519
>/tg
ironically, Harry Dresden used to be a fa/tg/uy and his main schtick was being like MCU Deadpool, in that he wasn't your regular Dumbledore-type wizard, but would play D&D and wisecrack Star Wars references in combat while improvising spells out of Coke and Ring Pops. Also he would always scope out anything in a skirt [at least until the publisher told the writer to turn that down]
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>>65070737
>the only weapon available is the last gun you shot!
Guess I'm going to have to rape him.
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>>65070737
I'm spending my carnival in Venice!
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>Beretta M9
He's fucking dead
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>dmps kitty kat with a super safety indoors
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65070737
wtf is this shit
am I that ootl?
kinda funny though
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>Open the hecking Strait or I will close the Strait!
>I will end you!!!!!
New edit just dropped.
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>>65070746
I used to be part of a nerf college group. we used to glue fish weights into the darts so they'd hit harder. Also replace the spring of the longscope with that of an M-16 to quadruple the strength of it.
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>>65071492
Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe how uncanny the resemblance is.
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Could be worse. .300 blk with a short barrel but it is a break action single shot. Gotta make the shot count before HE ENDS me
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>>65070737
Damn, I grabbed the wrong gun hopefully the bullets dont hit the neighbor across the street.
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I recall seeing him having been out there, shitting on HWNDU years ago, so unfortunately he can't be dumped onto redditors. But one could narrow down the association to just /pol/tards, possibly. He does share the physiognomy of the chud, after all.
And regarding weapon, I could pick up my HEMA sword. A suitably fedora-tipping counter, hah.
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>>65073289
Anon, coming to think of it, they're surprisingly much opposites, in spite of being so similar. Good point.
One is to protect you from wetness and mud, while you're in a hole and you're generally a well-dressed officer needing to protect their uniform. The other is for being out in the dry open (and rain, too, I guess) and is associated with crude workmen.
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Bullshit like this is why I keep a 9 mil with hollow point ammo at my computer desk at the front door. Retarded bullshit could happen any time
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>>65073416
wrong
the books themselves talk about tactics to kill wizards without triggering their death curse. as anon said, it's all about disrupting their final thoughts so they can't cast. sudden sniper shot is literally in the book, too.
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>>65073198
Harry never wears a hat in the books. It's a running joke between the author and the guy that does the cover art, Jim Butcher keeps telling the guy Harry has never worn a hat in any of the books and to stop drawing him with one, artist says okay, then keeps drawing him with one.
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It’s a 10mm, bro is vaporized
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>Suppressed MP5 with FRT
Looks like I'm set, boys.
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>>65073693
Yes.
The only thing that I would worry about is the legal stuff afterwards. "Excessive force" or some shit.
>>65073720
I lost my virginity at 31. I know what he is capable of.
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>>65070737
I channel the spirit of werther's originals
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>>65070737
SIT DOWN SONNY AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE. YOU’RE LUCKY THE ‘OLE BALL’N’CHAIN DON’T GET TO YAH FIRST, SHE NEARLY TALKS ME TO DEATH AS IS
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>>65070759
Did you miss the part where this happened in california?
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i'd rather get in a slapfight with him so i can post the video online for clout and leverage it into some chinsy merch sales. See about getting him made into a makeship or youtooz
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>>65070737
638 jframe with 158 buffalo bore hollow points. I also live in idaho and fall under castle doctrine. Not only dont I get charged with murder I get news story celebrating my accomplishments and a 20 dollar gift certificate to Dennys.
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>>65070737
>Colt M4 clone
gg ez no re
>book Harry Dresden
idk how I'd fare, never read it
>>65070759
>How this motherfucker survived this is a mystery to me
Seriously, it must be a miracle. I sometimes worry about hesitating to shoot in a defense scenario but I probably would've pulled the trigger within a minute of the interaction. The homeowner must have an infinite wellspring of patience.
>>65071016
Never heard of this thing until you posted it
>.45, DAO, rotating barrel
That's kinda interesting, how is the trigger compared to other DA guns?
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>>65070737
Bruther, in these hands muh frisbees qualify as heavy artillery
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>>65070759
>is a mystery to me
>>>/g/108583394
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108583394/
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>>65071016
Had one of those, straight 2x4 grip. I've shot harsher recoiling guns but the M2 feels like it hates that you're shooting it
>>65074816
Not terrible at all, fairly smooth and consistent. One of the few elements of the gun I like
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>>65075457
No idea what you’re on about bruv. I try to keep it 9 and under. That RPM is currently in the bag as the water hazard disc though
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Lightning Bolt!
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>>65074816
>how is the trigger compared to other DA guns?
I don't have much to compare it to, just an old P220 or a Ruger P90. It's not bad. Other Anon is right about it being thicc: the backstrap is a full inch wide and it's awkward to shoot one-handed, but fine two-handed. I disagree that the recoil feels uncomfortable. Safety must be a US import thing because it seems superfluous and awkward.
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>Turkish bullpup shot gun
I would be okay but it would be embarrassing
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>>65071492
>what phenotype is this?
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>now that "harry dresden" became a widely-known thing, some big media execs will look into it and make a show/movie with the relatively mild wokeness and girlbossery that were already present in the books cranked up to 100 for "modern audience"
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dresden_Files_(TV_series)
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>>65070737
I wouldn't want to use my ar10 for home defense but it could certainly do the job.
>>65070759
>Most of you retards would’ve been delicious groping your mosin collections deciding which one was going to splatter his brain while he’s DBZ powering up and threatening to kill your wife
I fail to see how this is a problem.
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>>65073693
>But would you really trust a gimmick like an FRT in a life or death situation?
Recently here there was a case where pic related guy on the left killed his neighbor guy on pic right. Guy on right shot first, Guy in left returned fire, had an FRT on his AR and blasted him. Even though Right guy shot first he got killed but he also had a handgun and the guy on the left had an AR-15. So it can work? Idk if id trust it myself though.
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>>65070737
9mm here. I can't remember if the last gun I shot was a Glock (Gen 5) or an M&P Shield because I was shooting both, so it'll have to be one of those, but if I could dual-wield them like a cool anime character doing gunkata moves then that would be appropriate. Idk if that would be enough, he might be packing a submachine gun underneath that duster and have Bourne Identity level martial arts skills:
https://youtu.be/UFnmq5PPScA
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>>65070737
The 12 gauge version. It works just fine. Enjoy the 12 gauge buckshot.
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>>65078904
>Murphy is rewritten to be a latina lesbian who constantly humiliates Dresden
>Kincaid is a mutt-brown tranny and there's a truly horrific sex scene where they cuck Harry
>Michael is either an irreligious black/tranny ally or as written and becomes a villain
>Lord Raith is black and his children are mullato
>there's a full-length scene where Harry's mom gets blacked
God, please no.
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>>65079977
>Mab regularly gets blacked and makes Harry watch
>Lara pegs him with >her girlcock
>Thomas is a useless whiny tranny
>Molly is not Michael's biological daughter, is a mulatto lesbian who hates Harry and learns to be a girlboss all by herself
>in fact, Harry never does anything, it's always someone strong and independent who needs no man
>there's at least 1 deliberate humiliation ritual for Harry per season/movie
>Reds are the "good guys" and did nothing wrong because they were oppressed by Cortez centuries ago or something
>Fomor are the "good guys" and did nothing wrong because whoit Tuatha deported them to the bottom of the ocean or something
>Outsiders are the "good guys" and did nothing wrong because they're just interdimensional migrants being kept out by le ebil bigoted humans and fae or something
it's going to happen, isn't it...
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>>65071228
>didn't even point the rifle at him
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>>65080134
>you're some libcuck if you're not actively mentally cuckolding yourself with fantasies of people taking a story you like and making it gay interracial NTR porn
Sorry but I guess I don't have the required brain problems to waste mental real estate envisioning such a thing
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>now that
Internet Explorer-chan, you're nearly 2 decades late
and it won't be revived, I have a liberal faggot acquaintance in the publishing industry and x/she says that Dresden is too cis-male to be allowed priority even in fiction, let alone TV
and Jim Butcher himself is also too cis-male-white; they only pick minority authors nowadays and they have a wealth of fantasy trannys and liberal white women to publish
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>>65080071
you are just peak Dunning-Kruger ignorant of what's on the bestseller bookshelves nowadays
has Rings Of Power and Sandman taught you nothing?
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>>65080320
>ignorant of what's on the bestseller bookshelves nowadays
Yeah because they haven't been good since 9/11 or thereabouts. Why should I concern myself with what retarded normies like and what's popular? Why should I treat a shitty fanfiction to LoTR as cannon and let it alter my perception of Tolkien? We live in a wonderful time where you can get all your media curated exactly to your tastes and you'll never have to see such slop, why waste brainpower being angry that normies have no taste?
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>>65080181
>pattern recognition is le heccin bigoted chud
>recognizing things that other people do (and without fail, it's seriously ridiculous how consistent they are) actually makes you the projecting cuck
>You are not allowed to find humor in this
kek fucking pottery all of you have the same playbook
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>>65080349
Because those normies actively try to stomp out your problematic forms of entertainment, so they should be actively shit on as much as possible. They must be frequently reminded that they are evil retards.
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>>65080349
okay, so it's not actually
>fake scenarios
you're just moving on to the next step of
>>65080134
>Why do you care about it its not for you chud
as anon pointed out
Concession accepted.
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>>65080359
Oh right yeah, I remember when they all burned the copies of Blood Meridian for being problematic. Their entertainment is fucking gay and shit and retarded, I won't even try to argue against that. My point is, why even bother complaining about it? We know they're tasteless retards that couldn't tell a Picasso from a piss puddle, but you'd have better luck teaching a monkey rocket science than getting them to develop better taste. It just feels like such a pointless endeavor, but feel free to waste your breath preaching to hogs
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>>65070737
Whatever the fuck this thing is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R7CioiJELk
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>>65080501
I shouldn't be but I've been taking the piss out of these "modern reimaginings" for so long its ceased being fun or even a little humorous. It just makes me sad now, like how is it things have gotten so shit that netfucks death note is comparatively better than a lot of the modern slop? Like it's awful but at least its funny in how bad it was, most modernslop is so competent and bland it's hard to even get a joke out of it. I'm just tired man
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