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>>65073854
You know what it is obviously, or you wouldn't have posted it.
It's a portable torah, of the head military rabbinate.

Fuck knows? Some kind of Heeb trickery

>>65073854
another bag

Tactical bouldering mat

>>65073854
Why didn't they invest in tactical sun screen? They all look burned.

>>65073854
Foreskin MREs

>>65073854
Diapers

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>>65073864
Why's it so fuckin huge? Do they really need the big ass scroll? They couldn't make up a pocket Torah? Or like... put it in a book?

My dad was an Anglican military chaplain for a bunch of years and the entirety of his religious related kit for field ops was like the size of a camera bag.

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>>65073902
It's huge because it's a religious, ritual item.
It's specifically the centerpiece of a religious community, as far as worship rituals go.
Much like a christian altar. All those items your father had were still placed on *something* which more often than not would have been too large to even carry.

I've taken part in a couple military services myself, and every time the Altar was something large and substantial, even if the rest of the equipment used was lesser.

>>65073854
epstein files

>>65073854
You could fit like a whole palestinian girl in there

>>65073864
Why can they just not do without in the field? Isn't god everywhere?

>>65073936
seems a bit too small for that

>>65073945
He likes em little

Ark of the Covenant.

>>65073944
Because rituals are performed to satisfy the humans involved, and humans see value in the act of bringing specific, large and cumbersome religious items to service, to showcase that even here, even now, in the midst of this man-made hell, we sanctify the rites and perform the rituals correctly with all the tools and weight involved; that we value the beliefs underlying it all no matter what.
The ritual items themselves are an anchor of sorts, where by bringing them out into the field, it brings a piece of the religious community with it. It's a physical testament to your beliefs and worship, where, even if you're out in a foreign country, there is this pillar of your own beliefs right there alongside you.
On top of it all, the sole act of bringing the item with you is an act of service. It's meaningful to the persons involved.

It bears even further weight once you consider that the men undergoing these rituals are facing potential death; if not their own, then their comrades'. So the effort of ensuring the full panoply of ritual items are involved finds further meaning. It's a religious service for men who know people who will die, who have died, and who may very well die themselves. Would you not want to sanctify it yourself?

>>65073943
Perhaps, but there's no way a Jew is going to carry such a load themselves. That kind of work is reserved for people other than God's chosen.

>>65073996
You mean Americans?

>>65073989
>and humans see value in the act of bringing specific, large and cumbersome religious items to service,
Exactly. Which is why we fly in Burger Kings.

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>>65074066
Funny, but true.
An American fast food restaurant at the ass-end of civilization produces a ritual for the troops involved.

>>65074023
i think he means retarded turdies who obsess over jews 24/7

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>>65074066
All Praise the Whopper

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>>65074154
Okay, but why is the president going in a retarded war throwing away all the reputation, credibility and alliances built over a century?

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>>65073902
>>65073944
because a kosher scroll is required for public service
>>65074066

>>65074154
So... Americans

>>65074159
>reputation, credibility and alliances built over a century?
lol, lmao. we were already the most hated there wasn't any of that left to throw away.

>>65074204
Yeah, maybe dignity then?
Attacking the fucking pope doesnt look good

>>65074159
Because we now have a legitimately demented President surrounded by sycophants who will do everything short of a Weekend at Bernie's skit to drag this failed presidency passed the finish line, or at least survive the midterms.

>>65073864
>jews go into battle carrying giant scrolls on their backs like naruto characters
kinda cool ngl

>>65073854
>Whats inside that bag?
Foreskins of American babies.

>>65074247
If you're going to go as far as to post an image comparing yourself directly to Christ (because donny boy sure as shit isn't Catholic and doesn't believe in the Saints) insulting the Pope is nothing.

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>>65074257
>or at least survive the midterms
Yeah, that part's gonna be interesting to watch

>>65074316
>kinda cool ngl
only when the pages go up in ash

>>65074352
Reminder that absolutely nothing is going to happen wrt to 25th Amendment/impeachment this year because that would mean that Vance would only get one term.

Next year will be when the knives come out.

>>65074376
Vance has zero chance of being elected though.

>>65074376
>Reminder that absolutely nothing is going to happen wrt to 25th Amendment/impeachment
You could've stopped here and been more accurate.

>>65074380
>H-HE HAS ZERO CHANCE
If kamala runs he has 100% chance, even if she doesn't get the nomination. Dems don't have a Biden-like "accepted" figure to push. Every den is hated by every other Dem.

>>65074394
Newsom would destroy Vance, even though the far left hate him.

>>65074426
Newsome is litterally running away from California after fucking up with the fire, and caused the Dem primarily to spiral into infighting. Also Newsome is progressive enemy number one so he already lost half of his own side.

>>65074316
Can they summon huge frogs and snakes too?

>>65074394
If Dems were smart they'd nominate a boring straight white male moderate, like Biden pretended to be before a cabal of leftist millennial staffers, his harpy wife, and his crackhead son took turns piloting his corpse.

But at the rate they're going it's more likely to be Ocasio-Cortez or an actual illegal alien or something.

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>>65074441
They've done it before.

>>65074247
oh no, not my sky daddy!
who cares everyone already hated him and us and have so for decades now cry harder. next time vote harder maybe and you won't lose the popular vote

>>65074445
AOC is trying to be neo-pelosi so I doubt she will run. My guess is that dems will try a white Obama approach ("rising" star manufactured to be non-offensive) and fail hard as he tries to placate several extremes in the Dem party. Republicans will have exactly 2 months of mega drama where the media will hype up a bare knuckle brawl that will apparently happen between Rubio and Vance for the candidacy, before it will just be Vance Pres and Rubio VP as everyone expected. Dems will try to play up nonexistent discord between the two while censoring all the issues their candidate will have with the progressives/DNC/blue dogs/Newsomites fighting each other, until it culminates in a big open war over who will be the VP. Vance and Rubio will win a landslide election winning exactly 3 votes over the Dem candidate in every state except Minnesota

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>>65074448
>everyone already hated him
Largely it is true that the world understood him to be a villainous cretin before the average American moderate awoke to the idea that he was going to to fulfill the promises they didn’t like and violate the promises they did like.
>and us
World opinion of America and Americans was strongly positive 3 years ago and even moreso 11 years ago. He is ruining it for us, or at least the realization that the American public is cretinous enough to fall for it a second time is ruining it for us. Trump voters are ruining our reputation as much as Trump did, but it is false that “they” already hated us, except in specific places.

Turdies here spamming while their sisters are getting gaped by BBC

>>65074513
>words words words
you lost, you should have tried harder, this is all your fault and i hope the suffering gets orse for you and yours

>>65074513
>strongly positive 3 years ago and even moreso 11 years ago
Euro here. Everybody loved America before the desert wars began. While it was still fairly positive in the last decade as you said, it's nowhere near the level of pre-Iraq War adoration.

>>65073957
We're never going to shut up about Epstein, are we?

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>>65073864
They should've done something cool with it like wrapping it around a rocket launcher.

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>>65074154
>why are you obsessing over the country that plugged the world into a gigantic global energy crisis?

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>>65073963
>AAAAHAHHHHH!!!!

>>65073924
Thanks Gemini.
Didnt answer the question of why they couldnt use something more field sized and combine it with any available flat fucking surface like in your picture.

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>>65075730
Because production of the scroll itself is a religious sacrament governed by scriptural laws. You can slap the text into any old book (picrel), that doesn't make it usable in religious ceremonies. You can learn all of this with a simple google search.

>>65073854
>>65073864
Okay, but what's in the smaller pockets? Some sort of scroll paraphernalia?

>>65074592
It's the only hope they got, to hurt him enough to get back a win. That, and the flubs. The Russia collusion didn't go anywhere, and January 6 was horseshit.

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>>65075808
Probably. The Torah is usually read with a pointer and covered with a cloth when not being read (see >>65073864). Looks like it can also fit some other stuff like miniature prayer books and the like.

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>>65074446
Fun Fact: archeology proves story of Moses is fiction, but The Jews feel the Ayatollah and the way he sweep aside the Mossad run Shah's secret police regime like it was nothing means the Ayatollah was like Moses but for real.

Thats why the Israeli run US Govt is so obsessed with Iran.

Iran getting nukes or even running Muslim proxy groups is a concern for Russia, not USA.

Russia has actual large real Muslim groups, not just a handful of Jewish imported transplants like USA.

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>>65073854
a tora, it says on the cover
i carried one of these in the older version of the case once

>>65074553
i wonder what you MAGA cultists see as a win

>>65076503
When Trump declares victory.

>>65076257
Propaganda image, not even memeing

>>65073854
Shrine dedicated to Gawd Emprah.
>>65073888
Foreskins for da Gawd Emprah!
>>65073902
Unfaithful heretic not understand way of Gawd Emprah! He believe self is only way! He believe faith personal! Heresy!

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>>65076257
Reminder that the hottest ones get singled out to be raped and impregnated by officers.

>>65073854
The Samson Option

>>65074394
>Dems don't have a Biden-like "accepted" figure to push
They're going to run the astronaut probably.
If they do a debate at all Vance is doing to get humiliated in public like it's his most cherished fetish because he'll be facing an opponent who actually has real intelligence and wit.
Can't fucking wait to see all the anti gun bills that come from this, it's going to fucking suck so hard.

>>65073944
It gives a +2 for casting divine intervention.

>>65074155
>making America look cool again
Can third worlders PLEASE stop this.

>>65076250
>Fun Fact: archeology proves
fun fact: archeology doesn't "prove" anything. We can make educated guesses on if something MIGHT or PROBABLY happened but in the absence of written records we can only speculate which is how you get the "ritual item" meme.
Also there's large portions of history we will just never know about due to unfortunate whims of the sands of time destroying any artifacts or structures of that period.
For Egyptians though, they are very self aggrandizing so if any sort of Exodus situation did happen, they were not going to write that shit down. Also no modern scholar is ever even going to think about suggesting paranormal events are real. If we somehow found giant mounds of fossilized frog skeletons dating to 2000 BC, we're gonna be like "hmm must have been an unusually wet and warm year"

>>65074426
Newsom is a satan character in the midwest and the south. Even purple coasties will take one look at California and go "ehhh".
Like I can not understate how much being associated with California is a handicap. Call it sour grapes if you want but a lot of flyovers despise it.

>>65076928
this, every time i see or talk to my aunt & uncle in ohio they find a way to relate the topic, no matter what it is, to a rant about something newsom is doing. (they've never lived west of the rockies in their lives) plenty of people would be motivated just to vote against him regardless of the other options

>>65076928
Most calistanis don't like newsom

>>65075808
freeze-dried foreskins, in case the rabbi gets hungry

>>65076928
It's not even a matter of whether or not anybody likes Newsom personally, it's that Newsom comes with all the baggage that is California. I can already see the campaign commercials:
>California has the highest gas prices in the nation. Newsom wants to export that to the rest of the country.
>Newsom: "California's homeless problem is now your problem."
>You know those Prop 65 labels you see on a whole bunch of stuff? Newsom wants to put Prop 65 labels on everything else.
>Drag Queen story hour, every hour. That's the Newsom guarantee.
>If Newsom had his way, every city would feature designated shitting streets just like San Francisco (except when Xi Jinping visits, of course).

>>65076923
>If we somehow found giant mounds of fossilized frog skeletons dating to 2000 BC, we're gonna be like "hmm must have been an unusually wet and warm year"
But we didn't find giant mounds of fossilized frog skeletons dating to 2000 BC, so instead we're like "hmm satan must have hidden the skeletons to test our faith"

>>65077059
>California has the highest gas prices in the nation. Newsom wants to export that to the rest of the country.
Don't think Republicans will be able to use this one for a while

>You know those Prop 65 labels you see on a whole bunch of stuff? Newsom wants to put Prop 65 labels on everything else.
More labels = based
Nothing worse than not knowing exactly what your getting.
Sick of all the slop they put in our bodies. Invisible hand of the free market my ass.

>>65077074
Prop 65 labels don't tell you anything besides "this item has stuff in it that might give you cancer" which is pretty nebulous

>>65077085

Funniest part are the Prop 65 lead warnings on ammo. Like yes, I'm buying lead, I need to be warned the lead may contain lead.

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>>65076909
>>65074155
>me escaping from coca cola SWAT team

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>>65074159
Postan this again since jews got jannies to delete it. Reminder that libtards/jews are rewriting history in real time. Their narrative is that this conflict is a "trump war" and not an "israel dragged the US into this war".

>>65077105
Not as funny as Prop 65 labels on medical equipment.

>>65077132
It's both. Israel told Trump to do it but Trump is still responsible for doing it.

>>65076885
is this real life

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>>65077341
aura

DEPLOY THE TACTICAL TORAH

>>65077341
>IDF goes into battle with literal battle-rabbis who carry giant copies of the Torah/Talmud
>Seeing this, somehow people insist the jews aren't a bunch of weird blood cultists who should sincerely just fuck off

>>65076891
Tactical backpack nuke?

>>65077503
Donkey jawbones for everyone.

>>65073883
Classic Wh*toid mistake, presume living there is the same as being indigenous, and that your skin tone is appropriate for the climate.

>>65076899
Yeah all the retards celebrating the reality TV star president blowing up his coalition have no idea how much the backlash will hurt 2A

Should I ask my wife for head?

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>>65073854
I'm not a fan of the small hatted chappies, but I do enjoy the seethe they provoke.

>>65077074
Prop 65 labels are abominable; they're so broad that they're meaningless, there's nothing stopping manufacturers from just slapping a prop 65 label on everything just in case some professional litigant decides to sue them for having a trace amount of any of the 900+ listed chemicals (prop 65 explicitly provides for this), and because everyone KNOWS that they're meaningless prop 65 labels train people to ignore warning labels that actually matter.

>Okay, so there's a tiny chance that at some point an article of clothing we make MIGHT contain a detectable amount of an industrial mordant that gave one out of twenty lab rats cancer when they were fed the equivalent of a gallon a day for a year so we'll slap on a prop 65 label just in case

It's Soviet-tier retardation.

>>65073944
Yes but jews worship satan.

>>65077485
Imagine thinking that's not cool as hell.

>>65074446
There's a three-way debate about the nature of the Frog Plague. The first is the commonly accepted 'Fuckload of frogs everywhere', the second is based on unclear pluralisation and thinks there was one kaiju frog, and the third stance is that the whole thing is misinterpreted and it was actually CROCODILES rather than frogs, because a lot of ancient peoples thought that crocodiles and frogs were related. Given that this is Egypt we're talking about, a shitload of Nile Crocodiles coming around and eating everything in sight does seem like a pretty plausible problem.

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>>65073854
storage for posters

>>65077485
>IDF goes into battle with literal battle-rabbis who carry giant copies of the Torah/Talmud
>Seeing this, somehow people insist the jews aren't muslim
Huh?

>>65079755
Are you actually retarded? The Jews are literally thousands of years older than any muslim, they were doing this shit before the Arabs even stopped being nomads.

>>65079761
>Are you actually retarded?
No, but you are.

>>65079755
>jews, who's religion literally involves slathering blood over doors to prevent mass infanticide, aren't blood cultists
Sure thing lmao.

>>65073944
Tactical Torahs give morale buffs.

>>65079769
That happened one fucking time.

>>65079810
>The religion that sucks blood out of baby penises is not a blood cult, okay!?
>The religion that puts blood in their special bread on blood-cult-festival-day is NOT a blood cult, okay!???
>The religion that suggests blood equates to chosen-status by god himself is NOT A BLOOD CULT! FUCKING GOYS I SWEAR!

>>65073854
Wouldn't you like to know arab boy

>>65079820
You're extremely emotionally engaged. Did they chop you a little bit too far?

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>>65073854
>Whats inside that bag?

The cruel, rotten, soul of the jew

>>65079955
This Neanderthal has pwned you real hard, extremely funny.

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>>65079961
my personal fav edit

>>65079955
He looks like a good ol' boy, gun totin', torah-keepin' hillbilly.

>>65073864
>>65073854

its the elder scroll carrier, yids are fucking retarded

>>65080023
>CHIMs
>retarded

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>>65075806
>>65073989
>>65073924
Who are you trying to convince, rabbi? Not everyone is as stupid as those circumcised zionist freaks. Hope their faggot superstitions get them killed.

>>65079820

hang on, I thought it was the Eat his literal flesh and drink his literal blood to become immortal religion that was the blood cult?

>>65081689
You think that guy is Christian?

>>65079769

my favourite one is "did you know jewish babies get born blind and they need the blood of Christians smeared on their eyelids to open their eyes?"

blood libel is a time honoured tradition within Judenhass

>>65073902
The most effective religions are also the most performative.
...provided you can't complain about them without pissing someone off and then getting punished for pissing someone off.

>>65080142
>Hope
Yes, you can only hope, filthy rat.

>>65080142
So this is the face of the God’s chosen people…