Thread #65078829
File: IMG_5139.jpg (634 KB)
634 KB JPG
>want to enlist as Abrams crew
>small (big) problem
>I am a 6’6 freak of nature
Will I fit comfortably? Are these tanks designed for big niggas?
34 RepliesView Thread
>>
>>
File: woo reaction.gif (1.5 MB)
1.5 MB GIF
>>65078829
You will go into the infantry.
>>
>>
>>
>>65078840
>>65078891
>>65079075
>>65079100
I wish we still fought in formation with spears and swords. I’d be a fucking legend bros…
>>
>>65079100
>You will be assigned the funniest role possible for a tall nigga. Sorry I don't make the rules.
He will be the APU. They'll put him in a hamster wheel to power the electronics and turret traverse while the turbine is off.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>65079207
Shut yo bitch ass up, tallboy. Your exposed ankles would be the weak point of the entire shieldwall.
You're standing in front where you'll beat your chest and scream while the rest of us watch to see what happens next.
>>
File: QRyuYJO.jpg (493 KB)
493 KB JPG
>>65079621
Why just subs?
>>
File: d9da8b39-c531-4d31-a958-76916b7263f2_text.gif (428.7 KB)
428.7 KB GIF
>>65078829
You will never be Denzel Washington in Courage Under Fire
https://youtu.be/42PxFDNHx4w
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>65078829
>5'2"
>unfit for service
>discharged during the draft selection
>on the way out
>see a big nigga walking out from the same room i was in
>easily 6'5 or more
>also unfit for service
to be fair, he looked disable in the brain
>>
>>65078829
>I am a 6’6
>>65080166
>5'2
sorry but I'm curious
Dick length?
>>
File: wojakboomer1.jpg (1.2 MB)
1.2 MB JPG
>6'6
Hello, Lurch
You can do it, you'll just need a medical waiver. That's it. I have a private who is 6'6 and is the driver. His life is miserable but he can do it so you can too
And as time goes on as you stay in the army as a tanker, you'll shrink! Isn't that cool?
T. Formerly 6'3 now 6'1 tank commander after 7 years of this horse shit.
If anyone remembers shrinkfag from /meg/ around 2019, I am still here and still in the army.
>>
File: 1636223764791.jpg (90.5 KB)
90.5 KB JPG
>>65079741
you talk like a darkie
>>
>>
>>65078829
>>65078840
The Chieftain is 6'5" and made it work
>>
>>
File: Screenshot_20260416_131907_Chrome.jpg (531.1 KB)
531.1 KB JPG
>>65079621
Welcome fellow Cybran player
>>
File: 1000018645.gif (155.9 KB)
155.9 KB GIF
>>65079741
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>65080166
>>65080183
seconded. what is your dick length?
>>
File: kaguyazun.png (65.5 KB)
65.5 KB PNG
>>65078829
why don't they just make a big tank for tall people?
>>
File: images (99) (19).jpg (27 KB)
27 KB JPG
>>65080719
Was he a borderline case in terms of being accepted for armor? Or would it have been something he'd have needed an exemption for?
>>