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Tactical and strategic advantages of dandymaxxing? Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)12:34:48 No.65080129 [Reply]▶
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>https://sourcing-lab.com/korean-men-bts-male-beauty-revolution/
>https://www.chosun.com/english/national-en/2025/11/15/M3AZUQ5FXZAEDCZ 5QBYZAJO2IY/
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-secret-to-surviving-military-service -moisturizer-foam-cleanser-cucumber -face-mask-1535034194
How would this help win wars when men are constantly afraid of getting mogged dermally, in addition to getting mogged militarily by the enemy and by extension the grim reaper himself as your very life is on the line?
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>>65080129
you wouldn't get it
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Isn't alot of skincare stuff like Hydration? Staying hydrateds gonna be a good idea in general when you are engaging in physical actvity.
And generally staying on top of your hygiene doesn't hurt either, face masks seems like an unneeded step though.
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>>65080149
it costs extra money, time and adds no value on the battlefield. If your enemy is pussy starved, he might as well use you for temporary pleasure and as a result demoralize your platoon, company or your whole damned nation when the word gets out. God only knows what sort of unique signatures could be detected on a skin rich on retinoids versus that which isn't.
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>>65080295
As someone who never spent a minute doing any self care at 40 I look in the mirror and see a man pushing 60. Hydrate, use sunscreen and face lotion, spend time to meditate and destress, sleep properly, exercise, don't eat garbage, and do your dental hygine!
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>>65080295
Look buddy, do you take showers, or is it more "manly" to smell like week-old sweat in conditions where you don't have to? And do you wear just coveralls all day like Winston fucking Smith, or do you actually exercise judgement when it comes to your attire? Do you wash your hands? Your teeth? Shave?
Is adding washing your face now and then, and a little sunscreen or such going to kill you? Or is "taking care of yourself" something as ooga-booga to you, as simply lifting heavy thing until you can lift heavier thing?
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>>65080490
not taking showers would literally make you fall ill, give you serious skin infections that'll reduce your combat performance, lifespan and shiett. That's basic hygience and not looxmaxxing. How in the world is looxmaxxing at battlefield ever going to achieve your combat goals unless of course you wish to honey trap homosexuals? It literally is waste on your own economic resources.
>muh soiscreen lotion
wouldn't that literally expose you on the battlefield? isn't that an extra piece of shit that you've to carry along ? isn't that an extra piece of shit that the military should waste it's money on?
Modernity is truly fake, gay and emasculated as hell.
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>>65080334
English version might have been scrubbed
(COMIC19) [Fatalpulse (Asanagi)] DANKE DANKEI REVOLUTION (Kantai Collection -KanColle-)
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>>65080506
Yeah, but we're not on "the battlefield", are we? Should we live underground and eat beans on toast all day, 'cause The fucking Blitz might resume any second now and you need to save up for the next war loan? People can pick their fucking priorities. Don't assume everyone's somehow an idiot incapable of understanding the situation they're in.
>Modernity is truly fake, gay and emasculated as hell.
It was normal only a few generations ago for well-off men, and those aspiring to be such, to wear wigs and powder their faces. Hell, cavalrymen wearing high heels in nearly living memory. Rings and jewelry to show off their status and wealth. Big dicks have been considered barbarous, yet now presumed superior.
Societies change, these phenomena ebb and flow, come and go. Yet the mundane of society has kept running as it always has, no matter how much some seethe that the current phase is somehow incorrect, and some perceived eternal constant should be embraced instead. Don't fool yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Male_Renunciation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacock_revolution
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>>65080157
>adds no value on the battlefield.
Having handsome soldiers is incredibly important. One of the reasons Trump won was because we kept posting Biden's fat ugly soldiers and the people turned against Biden.
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>>65080586
any crap that tries to appease the femoidic form is increadibly fake, gay and cringe. No wonder species that choose that path end up extinct sooner or later. Besides, it's a literal waste of military resources to fucking procure this sort of crap.
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>>65080848
only to an extent though. you do not need a shitfluencer type skin care routine on the fucking frontline of all places and waste military budget on that.
Just how many homosexuals do we have in this board?
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>>65080874
>Just how many homosexuals do we have in this board
It's an age thing, and the 4chan cohort is getting older. In my 20s incidental amounts of machine grease and wd40 that haphazardly got onto me during the week were enough to keep me shiny. In my 30s, Now I have to consciously incorporate "product" (I hate the term) into my self care routine. I even have to shave daily now which, frankly, is absurd. I didn't ask for this.
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>>65080129
I mean going full routine and shit is pretty gay, but skin is the biggest organ of your body and the main thing that keeps nasty shit from getting into you, so some moisturizer isn't actually a bad idea.
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>>65080886
I'm literally 22 and feel sick to my stomach that the future is gay and gynocratic. Holy shiett, the West either has to deport all t's men to Wahabi madrasas or start bringing in the Taliban in droves to re-educate men on how to be men.
Grow some pair faggots.
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>>65080129
It's weird how one of the ugliest races on the planet is so obsessed about looks. And all that they put on their faces and in their hair has the opposite effect. They literally look like effeminate, inhuman faggots wearing wax death masks.
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>>65080155
"Moisturizer" is kinda of a misnomer, your skin isn't permeable to liquid so moisturizer doesn't hydrate your skin, what it does is create a moisture barrier to prevent water vapors from leaving your skin (which is what creates the sensation of dryness).
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