>>65209874
>that scream at the end
lol'd

That ain't your daddy, Avanelle. Your daddy was hit by a train.

What is it with Americans and deciding that any tiny little inconvenience is a hill worth literally dying on

>>65209874
>points gun at other guy
>loud bang
>other guy crumples to the ground
>DID YOU SHOOT HIM?

i fucking wonder

>>65209874
The fuck is the context on this one?

>>65209874
>surrounded by armed degenerates for any amount of time
Yeesh
>>65209899
>americans
White Americans have lower rates of gun violence than their peers despite the mass hoops the latter have to jump through just to touch a gussy

>>65209935
It's dumb, retarded redneck drama. These "people" thrive on it.
The sooner people realize that rednecks are just niggers that don't live in cities, the better.

>>65209935
Didn’t you hear?
>icalledhimtocomeandgetmecuzzuabuserme
Don’t get involved in domestics unless you’re a retard

>>65209936
And higher rates of total crime and violence. 2 people of a ethnicity doing crime doesnt over shadow 200k of another.

>>65209952
Nigger are you smoking crack? Is this another episode of not understanding English and per capita?

>>65209959
Are we surprised the guy mad about minorities committing more crimes on average can't understand math?

>>65209963
Nigger you just can’t fucking speak English. That or you’re a retard.

>>65209899
Unfathomable stupidity, the same thing that compels turdies to do things like honor killings or throwing acid in people's faces.

>>65209970
>>65209959
it's too early to be this angry, m8. go have breakfast

>>65209899
Ulster-Scotch ancestry

>>65209935
one guy is skinny and shirtless and the other guy is wearing 5XL grey tshirt that hangs like a dress over his pauch. i think you can fill in the blanks pretty accurately.

>>65209939
Probably their wives hated each other and kept seeding problems to their husbands

After watching the mp4 I think this was a reckless warning shot, he tried to make it a little closer than his last warning shot

>>65210046
Germany isn’t getting tomahawk missiles.

>>65210048

This is probably what happened but holy fuck is it a lot funnier the other way.

>>65210043
I can imagine in detail what kind of potato sack drama addicted hog wives these kinds of people would have. I camped near one of these families one time and the woman was just miserable and angry the whole time for no reason.

>>65210039
The skinny guy tried to poach some roadkill in the super alpha male territory which lead to conflict over resources

>>65209874
Hipfiring isn't a meme, that's why literally nobody does it unless under IR. Which sucks because its a dead skillset that shouldn't have been allowed to die.

>>65210059
>Germany
>with tomahawk's
They would either use them to bomb white citizens for mean tweets/voting AfD/fighting back against fickificki or they would end up in the hands of Palestinians and then get blown up by Israel underneath a apartment or hospital, fuck Germany.

>>65209935
I’m from South Carolina so let me explain
>Billy Bob been whoopin up on Tammy Lynn for smoking his lucky while he was hard at work digging septic tanks
>This is a corporal offense in white trash culture
>Tammy Lynn calls Earl who manages the Waffle House she works at and has been having an affair with in the parking lot
>Earl shows up and challenges Billy Bob to a fight in a valiant rescue attempt
>Billy Bob being a humble shitter digger ain’t gone be fooled into fighting a black belt in 3AM grease flinging and grabs his rifle
>Tells Earl to get the fuck off his double wide lawn
>Earl tells Billy Bob to go fuck himself because Tammy Lynn invited him here and he has legal permission to save the Loblolly Pine Princess
>Billy Bob fires a warning shot because this is still Geoja and he has stan yer grounz
>Earl once again challenges Billy Bob to an honorable dual the way their grandfathers did (2x4s at dawn)
>Billy Bob refuses and proceeds to fire another shot winging his adversary on accident
Billy Bob while initially in the right has violated the Trailer Park Code of Conduct as stipulated in Section 3 Article F in regards to Matters of Heart and Honor in refusing the challenge professed by Earl for the hand of the fair maiden Tammy Lynn. His punishment accordingly will be 3-5 years imprisonment on a prison farm and 5-10 of super visions from the constabulary. Upon completion of his imprisonment he shan’t be allowed back unto said park and is considered excommunicato until he can show proof of restoration of honor via means outlined in Section 9 of the Code of Conduct.

TLDR Billy Bob fucked up bad and he gon jail n he gon hafta whoop upon that big Samoan feller they got werkin as the bouncer at Twistys fore he cen come back roun these parts.

>>65210183
Well shit, now you talkin sense.
Undrank the whole picture for me, made it go from bein murky as piss to clear as mountain dew.

>>65209936
>White Americans have lower rates of gun violence than their peers
Absolutely untrue, unless you consider Arabs and Africans in European countries your peers.

>>65210165
>tomahawk's
>ESL seething at Germany on /k/
Funny, but you're looking for >>>/int/

>>65209936
>White Americans have lower rates of gun violence than their peers
>>65209959
>Is this another episode of not understanding English and per capita?
Anon, you're comparing White American numbers with European national numbers.

>>65210224
>with European national numbers
europe is a nation now

>>65209874
Are you retarded?

>>65210286
Even if it were and anon wouldn't be talking about numbers for entire European nations, it would still include ethnicities from outside of Europe in there while keeping the American side of the comparison segregated.

You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>65209899
Nigga moment.

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>>65210183
>2x4s at dawn

Holy shit

>>65210183
>Samoan bouncer at Twisty’s
You talkin’ bout Joe Suamatapolamatuinuivai’ega? Good luck to Billy Bob then. A kindler soul ain’t ever walked Gods green earth but you tickle a pitbulls chin don’t be surprised when you get bit. I once watched him grab one of those guatemelon fellers that works the poultry farm up in the air like a lawn dart and he came down through the windshield of Missy Mae’s Geo Tracker. Legend has it every time he knocks a man out he gets another vowel in his last name.

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>>65210335
>Each time he knocks a man out, he gets a new vowel to his name

>>65209936
>White Americans have lower rates of gun violence than their peers
What the fuck is this cope? Lmao

>>65210183
I especially enjoyed that you code switched twice as to get any present demographic up to speed

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>>65210369
Somewhere out there is a Welshman who gets a new consonant for the same feat. One day they will team up to save the world alongside the first black guy to tip and the first Latinx to figure out that you can do 1 big transaction at the gas station instead of 5 small ones.

>>65209952
>higher rates
>2 people of a ethnicity doing crime doesnt over shadow 200k of another.
Another person who doesn't understand what a rate is.

>>65210416
Have you read into the modern work by Probst and Barton that reinterprets this work? Supposedly they shall rear a child together with a hyphenated name so unintelligible that when the Faceless Enemy mentioned in the Old Texts (AI) is confronted by it that it will actually reprogram itself and self destruct.

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>>65210335
>Geo
It's always nice to see posts about the South by people who are actually from here.

>>65210183
>Earl once again challenges Billy Bob to an honorable dual the way their grandfathers did (2x4s at dawn)
KEK even in Brazil this shit is true, I thought we were alone in that.

>>65209939
everyone knows this

>>65209899
maybe you wouldn't understand

>>65210183
This is the pure soul of the Southern Carolingian man

>>65210183
poetry

>>65209899
>Your average joe blow american is dumber than rocks
>Guns, by default, attract people who are dumber than rocks
Add in lack of emotional regulation and you get a bunch of hills worth dying on (to them)

>>65210183
holy kek

Firing from the hip takes a lot more practice than simply aligning the sights and you still have faggots paying 400 dollars a class so some has been can teach them how to do it.

>>65209874
obviously Biden's fault

>>65210223
>everyone i don't like is brown/pol/russian
Seethe you cocksucker, you are wrong again.

>>65210183
>2x4's at dawn
As God intended.

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>>65210183
>Southern Gothic is a dead genr-

>>65210811
It all comes down to Obama's tan suit.

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>>65210183
...aaaaand just like that 4chan is BACK, boys!

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>>65210183
a fellow /lit/erati I see

>>65210183
you are a poet and a gentlemen good sir

>>65209874
I hate women so much, it is unreal.
Fat guy is fucked.

>>65209952
You are too stupid to own firearms.

>>65209899
It's complicated but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9MubNsh3rs

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>>65211169
This is far more fucked up than I had anticipated.

>>65209899
americans are simply very good at being seen
possibly due to their size
an american can burn a quran and somehow people in bumfuckistan see it

>>65210183
Fuck that's funny, I was hanging on to every word. You yanks are alright.

>>65210183
Funny but he didn’t fuck up fer Shootin him.
He fucked up because he shot him negligently*. Not sure where it happened but a shirtless guy aggressively trying to get on your property and into your residence is usually ok to shoot at some point*
Really should have told that bitch to just get out of the house, homeboy has no right to be there and she can pack her own shit or pick it up at a later time when or by people who can behave.
Fat fuck can farm his izzat back by fucking either parties little sister on the rebound (assuming he has any to lose or lost any by whatever metric you feel like applying).

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>>65210183
this is a certified lee speed with a parker hale 16f moment

>Thread full of coping subhumans
>>65211169
>jon soiliver in drag daycare reading
>>65210777
>anti gun tranny
Why are jeets seething on /k/? Something get fucked in the orient again?

>>65210183
Baw Gawd dis man hee-uh izza ryte n honorabuh son of GEOJA, ah doin so declayuh

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>>65210183
based white trash anon

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>>65210183
>(2x4s at dawn)

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>>65209899
This country was literally founded on crashing out over trivial bullshit.

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>>65210183
Legendary post by legendary anon

>>65209899
It happens all over eurostan as well just nobody gives a shit

>>65210286
Depends how pedantic you want to get over the definition of nation.

>>65209936
>White Americans have lower rates of gun violence than their peers
I wonder how much it would vary if you broke up "White Americans" into more precise ethnic and cultural groups. I also sincerely wonder who the "peers" are even meant to be in this statement.

>>65211676
>soi
>tranny
Go back.

>>65209874
>woman makes everything 100x worse by opening her mouth
Every time.
>>65209952
Nearly as inevitable as brown people being unable to understand per capita.

>>65210183
Well gawd dayyum

>>65211169
Let me guess its 50 minutes jerkoff from someone who thinks 8 million indians is a good thing and saying no is hitlerite facism.
And while I'm certain they do in fact present many valid criticisms, many of which most Americans would agree with (and may even understand better),
In the spirit of critical thinking,
One cannot remove a presenter's underlying true intent and motivation from their claims.

It's like watching James Corbett. Great guy, great videos, lots to say, he's a failure of his own people in abandoning Canada and being an expat in japan. With critical thinking, applying a person's true character is what allows one to reject change.

>>65211169
Haha holy shit I should be paying this bitch rent, didnt realize I was living in her head for free.

>>65212190
Nigger (you) need to go back. Join the 41% who didn’t pussy out.

>>65210183
It was Bobby Lyn Dexter!

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>>65212465
I'm not the one intentionally misspelling words to get around word filters. When was the last time you went a single day without posting about dickgirls?

>>65209874
three retards, two with guns, what could go wrong

>>65209939
I've said it before and I'll say it again: country is rap for white people (and vice versa)

>>65209874
Damn, techno viking really let himself go

>>65212493
Notnthat anon and kind of a different topic, I've startd slipping misspellings in to fuck with AIs, as even though they power through misspelled words it still sits in their memory cache mucking things up.
Also an AI will never spell words wrong.

Whats wrong with dick girls its less gay than watching another dude fuck a girl you like.

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>>65212535
>watching another dude fuck a girl you like
WTF is with zoomers constantly talking about NTR?

>>65210183
If I ever duel someone it will be with 2x4s at dawn

>>65210183
Is this what they mean by being a Warrior Poet?

>>65212895
The spirit of the Southerner is a beautiful and ridiculous thing that often puzzles the yankee as it exists only in extremes. The Southerner lives in a beautiful Victorian abode that any architectural liteur would love and adore. A gross display of means and success that denotes old money and superior breeding. Or he lives in a ramshackle but rugged double wide surrounded by his ancestors means of conveyance. A tomb of automotive history that’s serves as a haunting reminder of the nations advance into the various ages of industrialization that have all too often left his kin in a perpetual state of catching up. It is here among the meager pine needles acting as kindling upon the pyre of our once great empire that you will find the last vestiges of chivalry and honor. To the layman outsider they seem like petty squabbles over transgressions that no reasonable man would trouble himself over. To the beleaguered Southerner however that honor is everything. A binding denominator over the ages that have provided the only true fuel he will ever have to continue to soldier on. Pride. And it burns as hot as Osage Orange in a potbelly stove. Southern Pride and culture they say is fading and waning as time goes on. But not in these remote trailer parks. Our people stand strong in the face of yankee incursion. Stubbornly holding fast against the storm that is carpet baggery. Time will pass. The outsiders will move on to new opportunities. But the Southern White Trash man shall remain. He is a permanent fixture upon this simmering landscape as steadfast and irremovable as the Appalachians themselves or the stains upon his wife beater.

DESU, interesting legal case.

Fatty could have some legal rights to grab gun and order shirtless "off property", and shirtless was promising violence, but bitch did invite shirtless, and was fatty holding bitch kidnapped?

Why didn't bitch walk over to shirtless truck? Was bitch in fact fatty's daughter and under 18?

>>65213007
Thank you anon. It just feels good to be understood sometimes.

>>65213042
>Fatty has legal right to order shirtless off property
Yes presuming he is the sole owner of the property. If he and the trailer park princess are married and she invited him there then he has no legal standing. Shirtless may park his truck on the curb and help her retrieve her belongings from the trailer but fatty isn’t required to allow him on the property.
>Was fatty holding bitch kidnapped?
Potentially yes. If he’s been beating his wife and not allowing her to leave then he can face kidnapping charges.
>Why didn’t bitch walk over to shirtless’ truck?
For fear of man with rifle that’s been beating her
>Was bitch in fact fattys under 18 daughter?
Being as she called him by his first name this is doubtful. More likely spouse. Potentially step dad. Maybe even both. Either way I can tell by the slight rasp in her scream that she has inhaled enough Pall Mall cigarette smoke to be of legal age.

>>65209899
Dubs. Fuck em i got mine

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>>65209874
this guy aint never walking right again

>>65212577
Its dey cultcha

>>65209899
We literally built a nation off of this premise yurocuck

>>65210183
i grew up in rust belt trash land and this still applies north of the mason-dixon

>>65213720
Its also Northeast townie culture too except its Dave and Bill getting in drunken boat fights on the lakes and getting the whole lake shut down by the cops for the weekend because one of them pulled a gun and shot it in the air.

>>65212864
don't mess with someone that works late at waffle house, it may as well be the redneck mma gym

>>65209899
It's astoundingly easy to imagine that anything is part of some greater trend or an offense to some greater principle. That's hardly uniquely American. After all, you just did it yourself.

>>65209899
an (alleged) domestic violence situation is hardly a "tiny little inconvenience"
I'm not saying the situation isn't retarded (or that she isn't exaggerating or something) but clearly there's something more going on here

>>65209874
Point shooting should be mandatory for training with long arms.

>>65213704
a proud nation of retards

>>65210183
Pure, unadulterated pottery. Unlike the original video.

>>65213791
When I've traveled to Europe or South America outside of localized areas in western Europe physical fist fight violence isn't seen as big of a deal as it is in the US. The laws outside of the US are much friendlier to drunken domestic violence incidents.

>>65213726
4th of July, '14 or '19?

>>65209899
These are either Appalachians or descended from that stock. Thus they're like 80% Scottish with the occasional Paddy tossed in. And not even modern Scots, 18th and 19th century Scots. The absolute dregs of society.

>>65210808
I cheat. Rifle shotgun three .45s all wear green lasers that have been upgraded to METAL CUTTING (aluminum foil) power. As long as you don't talk to fuckers before you permanently blind them - how they going to pick you out of a lineup ?

>>65213821
Yeah, and that merry bans of retards conquered a continent in the blink of a historical eye and saved Europe twice

>>65210898
>The man taking this video later died of exsanguination after being bitten by porcupine puffers 532 times
Seriously, don't let that expression fool ya, those fish are mean little fuckers. Devious, too.

>>65209899
Half negrified, so it's extremely violent, half judaized, so it loves arguing about technicalities.

>>65214170
>Saved europe
Saved russia*

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>>65209874
>https://files.catbox.moe/r3z1eq.mp4

Fat hillbilly going to do some time for assault with a deadly weapon.

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>>65213658
He'll never dance the Boot Scoot Boogie again.

>>65210183
>Loblolly Pine Princess
>2x4s at dawn
Pure gold.

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>>65210183
My gf is from Appalachian trailer people nobility (she has all her teeth, a modern 30 year old GM sedan, a GED and is human shaped when in spandex) but her extended family are like that. Anyone thinking this is a parody, T'ain't.

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>>65209899
Well the short answer is most of them don't. But camera footage of two guys arguing and then one walking away doesn't make for compelling viewing, so you don't see those clips. And with 350 million people, even a small percentage of retards letting their ego override their good sense can add up to a lot of clips, especially since everybody is ready to film all the time.
In my experience (which is extensive and covers a lot of countries working for the oil industry), Americans, particularly white Americans are quite peaceable generally. You generally don't get the febrile atmospheres you get elsewhere or the sudden explosive rage you encounter in place like South America, Mideast or Russia.
And certainly no place I ever experienced in America had the fizzing latent violence in the air I remember from pubs and clubs in South Africa around 11PM-2AM during the 90s and 00s, when just a misplaced look could get a guy smashing a chair over your head.

>>65210183
AI could never write this.

>>65211169
>mfw Americans call...

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>>65210183
Fuckin' beautiful

>>65210183
Poetry

>>65209874
>lets see your balls for real
>get shot in the leg, instantly turning your tibia into spaghetti, fall down, squeal out loud.

i mean, he got exactly what he asked for. hipshooting is still a meme though. this retarded redneck probably didn't mean to shoot him. just like the first shot, he was firing warning shots to scare him. protip: warning shots are only a thing in movies.

>>65209899
Trash genes whites are the same as any other shitskin primitives.

>>65209952
Brown (people) reasoning will never not be funny

>>65211169
From the thumbnail I thought this was that troon who did socialist vids that was popular with the leftoids like 10 years ago

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>>65214736
>modern 30 year old GM sedan, a GED and is human shaped when in spandex

It's important to know is it a Chevrolet, Pontiac, Cadillac or Buick? Those also correspond with the disabilities of Hispanic heritage, ebonics, autism or FAS.

And what kind of spandex? Are they a wine aunt in leggings and sunglasses on a run reposting shit from talking heads or do they use more emoji than words per sentence and think a sports bra and fluorescent lycra shorts count as church attire?

Does she say shug or hun? This matters

>Americans want to colonize Mars
>still haven't colonized Wyoming
>Americans keep trying to "civilize" islamic shitholes on the other end of the globe
>can't civilize Appalachia
A people of many contradictions.

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>>65215614
The "uncivilized" parts of the US still have a higher level of development and wealth than the top 10% of the third world and even our shittiest states have a standard of living cognizant with the better 1/3rd of Europe. Seethe more.

>>65214236
>150 million niggers live in America
>150 million Jews live in America
Good to see that /pol/ brainrot.

>>65215624
>Tfw Germany but with guns
Feels good

>>65215624
I love slapping the shit out of Leddit with this image.

>>65215624
>Living in California is akin to living in Bongland
accurate

>>65210165
AfD sucks. They can’t even be smart Nazis like in WW2. They’re just the dumb skinhead gangbanger type of Mazi that uncle Adolf would have sent to the gas chambers.

>>65215853
The only thing special about AfD is that they were one of the first parties in Germany to say "Maybe we should have a limit on immigration". If neoliberals abandoned a few shitty ideas in favor of some vague sense of pan European brotherhood nationalism they'd have a vice grip on European politics.

>>65215853
>nazis
>smart
Nigga they destroyed Germany in under 15 years, even the worst libshits can't top that.

>>65215869
They only destroyed half of Germany, losing to America was largely beneficial for Western Germany.

>>65215842
You don't have to have any jewish blood in you to act jewish. You can be descended from Tarl Franz Swedenborg and act like a nigger, because American culture worships niggers.

>>65213856
Our olde scot blood is much more based than current day scockland.

>>65214236
We were always violent retards. We perfected it with the injuns and nigger culture grew from scotch-irish influence tbdesu.

>>65215624
>Shitstate
>Comparable to Portugal
Arraial arraial de porrada, por Portugal e mais nada

>>65218588
Hey both you and they have the same skin colors.

>>65218612
I'm a pasty white nigga, though I look jewish.

>>65214170
>saved Europe, let alone twice
Case in point when it comes to retardation.

>>65213821
Nothing wrong with that.
Except the retardation spilling out at an ever-increasing rate.