Thank you for censoring gl*ck no one wants to be reminded of those shitheaps.

>>65210368
>gl*ck
Social media is a mistake.

>>65210368
Happy to see gl*ck's name is being treated the same way as Voldemort's name.

>>65210368
So let me guess, he tried to sneak it in somewhere it shouldn't be under the pretenses it was a toy, and immediately got busted?

>>65210381
don't say his name or he'll come back to life and sell you horse cum

>be black
>do literally anything with a gun
>the thing you just did is now super double extra illegal

>>65210368
>(i) When used in this subdivision, the term "deceptively colored firearm, rifle, shotgun, or assault weapon" shall include any firearm, rifle, shotgun, or assault weapon any substantial portion of whose exterior surface is colored any color other than black, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel, except as provided in subparagraph (iii) of this paragraph. For purposes of this subparagraph, the exterior surface of either the receiver or the slide of a firearm shall be deemed to constitute a substantial portion of the exterior surface of the firearm.

literally against the law

>>65210387
Speak it three times and he'll make all Gl*ck mags without the plastic sleeve disappear.

>>65210390
They don't seem to mind when they make pink glocks to sell to women but those are white women so I guess it's ok

>>65210390
I get it now.
Orange tip.
There's parts where it's legally required to sell airshit with an orange tip to denote it being not a real firearm, so painting a real firearm with that sort of marking implies it's fake.
It's a bit retarded, but that's how it be.

>>65210368
I assume it's more to do with the intent than the actual paint job. You can dress like a cop for Halloween all you like, but if you dress like a cop to sneak in somewhere or try to arrest somebody, then it becomes impersonation of an officer.

My guess is the upstanding future doctor was packin' his 'roni somewhere he shouldn't have and tried to pass it off as a toy. He probably could've pulled it off if he didn't leave the entire fucking brace unpainted.

>>65210437
"Intent" yeah, that's a good one. I could infer his "intent" based on the amount of photons being reflected by his face

>>65210368
I really hate this social media trend of self censoring.

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He wasn't charged for the painted gun, just the drugs.

>The firearm was among 20 guns – pistols, rifles and shotguns – that investigators found during the home search Wednesday, along with cocaine, psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana. Police also seized about $2,300 in cash.
>“Firearms of this type, while not illegal to possess, are concerning to law enforcement,” the release said. “Firearms, in general, are commonly seized in conjunction with searches where felony amounts of narcotics are present.”
>Damien Alonzo Burch, 35, of Catawba was arrested and charged with felonious possession of cocaine, felonious possession of mushrooms and misdemeanor possession of marijuana, the release said.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/20/us/nerf-gun-drug-bust

>>65210486
I like that Lakers shotgun and I hate myself for liking it.

>>65210486
>about $2,300 in cash
I thought selling cocaine was supposed to be more profitable than that.

>>65210501
he reinvested his into precious metals which are buried in secret caches, obviously

>>65210512
his profits*

>>65210499
Same.

>>65210486
>felonious possession of cocaine, felonious possession of mushrooms and misdemeanor possession of marijuana
Honestly, could be worse.
Not legally speaking, but I wouldn't rat the guy out.
Any dealer that carries coke, but not crack, is a man of taste intent on having a good time.

>>65210501
>I thought selling cocaine was supposed to be more profitable than that.
Went right back into more coke.

>>65210501
He probably buys rather than sells

I guess....

He did......

Nerf or nuffink wrong.....

>>65210522
CARLOS!

>>65210368
What brand is the gun though??

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>>65210374
One more consequence of everything being monetized to hell and back.

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>>65210390
>Ok so you have the right to keep and bear arms BUT GOD HELP ME if you put paint on your gun you are DONE FOR

>>65210486
Quite a collection. Kinda sad.

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>>65210368
>>paint your gun
>>go to jail
Come get some, copper.

>>65210486
>felonious possession of mushrooms
ALL SMURFS GO ON NOTICE!

>>65210501
Drug dealers dont make shit

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>>65210387
Let him try. I'll beat him up and take all the horse cum for myself.

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>>65210650
>I'll beat him up
At the age of 70, Gaston was jumped by an armed assassin (ex French special forces) and managed to beat the assailant unconscious despite taking multiple hammer blows to the head.
Your odds of conquering all that outrageously expensive Olympic-grade horse spunk for yourself would be slim to none.

>>65210668
The assassin couldn't even bother to get a mallet that wasn't rubber.

>>65210668
What a hard motherfucker.

>>65210817
This nigga regularly marketed pistols to police departments by buying out entire strip clubs to party with police chiefs and all their friends, offering unlimited cocaine and whores to the cops in exchange for pistol contracts.
My nigga Gaston Glock was a true old school double-G.
He also somehow avoided getting raped by the media for being a member of the Wehrmacht during WWII, buying Herman Goering's old yacht, and publicly referring to the Waffen-SS as "Men of great (moral) character".

My personal favorite real gangsta move by Gaston will always be that he pocketed a handful of loose .40S&W rounds that S&W were giving out at Shot Show, immediately flew back to Austria, and put the bull whip to his engineers to rush out a new pistol chambered for .40S&W before S&W themselves managed to offer one for sale. Just imagine the apocalyptic fucking meltdown that went down in S&W's corporate offices when they found out that they inadvertently helped Glock beat them to the market with their own overhyped meme round, the one thing they were banking on to keep the company from getting completely curb stomped by Glock.

>>65210385
The safety orange coloration is a big fucking no-go. Eroding confidence in that is how you get kids shot for having their airsoft guns out in public.

>>65210904
>The safety orange coloration is a big fucking no-go
Especially from a legal perspective.
This guy is completely fucked.
The '34-NFA makes it very clear that firearms disguised as non-firearm items are restricted and need a tax stamp.
Some level of felony as sawn-offs, full-autos, and destructive devices to own one without the proper paperwork.

>>65210908
>The '34-NFA makes it very clear that firearms disguised as non-firearm items are restricted and need a tax stamp.
Citation required.

>>65210927
The NFA doesn't state it by itself, but the ATF decided that guns concealed to not look like guns (such as masking a real gun as a toy gun), is stuff that gets grouped into the AOW category.

>>65210927
Disguised firearms are AOWs. Period. End of story.
Several instances of case law dating back the better part of a century provide an absurdly strong foundation for any charges of NFA violations the prosecutor may choose to peruse against this guy.

>>65210773
It sounds so stupid that I tried to brainstorm. I guess bopping on the head enough, as opposed to a metal hammer that will probably bust the skull open, then putting him in a car with a brick on the gas --it might look like a car accident when he slams his head against the steering wheel.

>>65210418
>any substantial portion of whose exterior surface is colored any color other than black, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel, except as provided in subparagraph (iii) of this paragraph. For purposes of this subparagraph, the exterior surface of either the receiver or the slide of a firearm shall be deemed to constitute a substantial portion of the exterior surface of the firearm.
Law says orange tip is fine.

>>65211178
I think the plan was to bonk Mr.Glock on the head to knock him out, then slam his head on the pavement hard as fuck to kill him and make it look like the old man just tripped and fell.

>>65210546
What is the intention though?

>>65210668
>>65210894
Holy based.

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>>65211178
>>65211190
He couldn't use a gun because Glock would just plug the barrel with his fingers and it takes too long to set up an anvil or paint a fake exit inside the car park.

>>65210501
Drug dealers are all broke. All of them. Anyone dealing drugs isn't doing it for the money they're doing it because they're a bad/lazy person who can't keep a real job.
t. fed (not for guns)

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>>65210572
>>65211237
Scarface lied to me

>>65210894
>make .40s&w guns before s&w
>they spawn the infamous Glocknade meme
Yeah worked out pretty good I guess.

>>65211237
>Drug dealers are all broke. All of them.
Except for the big players. The ones who aren't slinging dope on the street. The ones who do their dirty business over the web or phone without ever getting close to the product they're selling.

See also pharmaceutical companies who've got enough cash to lobby bureaucrats and politicians into granting them permission to sell extremely addictive opioids as prescription drugs priced extremely high while making sure that the prescribed doses and slow-release mechanisms of said drugs ensure maximum addiction potential.

>>65211246
If you wanted faster .40 caliber projectiles, Glock literally already made a pistol in 10mm Auto, just like S&W were.
Glocknade wasn't a good look, but it's objectively a symptom of people being fucking retarded and needlessly handloading themselves into trouble when what they actually wanted was available to them that entire time.

>>65210486
>Okay, private
>Check and clear every gun, but leave the painted extended mag in because it looks funny

>>65210486
Doesn't even sound like a dealer. Good gun collection. Everyone per FEMA emergency guidelines should have at least $2,300 in cash in case the power goes out and you need to buy essentials, so that's also nothing.

>>65210437
https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/newyorkcity/latest/NYCadmin/0-0-0-6218
The law says nothing about intent.

>>65210512
>>65210518
niggas gotta reup yo

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>>65210668
You've tried the rest, Gaston. Now try the best!

>>65210668
>>65210894
true g

>>65210894
>publicly referring to the Waffen-SS as "Men of great (moral) character".
He didn't.

>>65210381
>Happy to see gl*ck's name is being treated the same way as Voldemort's name.

It's the fucked up grip angle

>>65210371

Why not censor the first 2 letters instead of the third?

>>65211435
p80s solve this, why I love my 21 and 23

>>65210402
why are you mad a nigger got busted for being a nigger?

>>65211268
if there's one thing that watching the entire run of LivePD taught me, it's that drug laws are completely arbitrary and solely exist for the police to persecute poor people (of all races)

>>65210385
That or he’s a felon.
Or both.

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>>65210368
>Commit multiple felonies
>get caught doing multiple felonies
>click bait outrage social media site focuses on stupid guns to push a narrative
>OP guzzles so much cum (or works for them, same thing) he feels the need to do the same outrage baiting

>>65211240
Scarface wasn't a dealer.

>>65211489
They could not do drugs.

>>65211617
Fuck you. I drink, I don't really care that someone else smokes weed or does a little schneef, same thing. It was in their own home, so I care even less.

>>65211186
I imagine that has its own mention somewhere. But are you telling me those guys who painted their nuggets to look like their favourite my little pony are felons? Wonderful if true.

>>65210940
>Disguised firearms are AOWs. Period. End of story.
>trust me bro
Fuck off .

>>65210937
>The NFA doesn't state it by itself, but the ATF decided
Yeah, so no law. Got it.

>>65211421
I know that it's bullshit because anti-gunners would have NOT shut the fuck up about it if he had actually said it, that's not the kind of ammunition they would let lie.

>>65211675
Hey, I'm not gonna disagree with you there, but the AFT are going to operate like it's the law, and unlike the VFG bullshit, the courts have agreed with them that they're right, so unless something changes, that's how it's gonna be.

Things might change, however, we'll see. Though personally, I'm not sure I see a big problem in specific regulation against trying to make real weapons look explicitly like toys for the purpose of deception. At least for the commission of a crime, that signals premeditation.

You smell like stink dick and she still wont have sex with you white knight simp. Playing security gaurd for free and still cant fuck her. Beta

>>65211832
Who are you talking to?

>>65211873
It's a bot, probably intended for /r9k/ or something given the shit it's spamming. Just report it.

>>65210904
>Eroding confidence in that is how you get kids shot for having their airsoft guns out in public.
And yet, having a b-b gun made to look exactly like a pistol (for which a kid got killed carrying) is perfectly OK.

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>>65211879
4chan is getting hit hard by Tragedy Of The Commons in this day and age.

I genuinely feel that operating spam bots and botnets is such a knowingly negligent, and flagrantly anti-social act, that we should outright sentence people to death for it. Think about it, it's like if someone was operating an automated litter machine driving around throwing trashbags on the streets because there existed the vague chance of a (usually illegal) profit motive. That's a person who's active and deliberate poison to his society, he should be killed.

Also, giving India widespread internet access was a horrible mistake in general.

>>65211921
>sentence people to death for it
>12yo compsci autist gets beheaded in public square
>it's just for the good of all

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>>65210374
I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see someone say 'grape' instead of 'rape', etc.

>>65211926
You think people who send out spam to advertise shady businesses or to try to phish elderly people are just innocent kids?

>>65211617
you can't just ask people to not do drugs that's not fair

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>>65210390
what fucking law is that? I've seen so many joke cerakote jobs they can't all have been illegal.

>>65211920
An airshit pistol that looks like a real gun can't hurt you but can make people think you have a real gun.
A real gun that looks like airshit CAN hurt you and can trick people into thinking you don't have a real gun.

>>65212181
The difference is that no one's going to look at that and think "that's just a fine young jogging enthusiast holding a cold beverage for the sake of his own enjoyment".

>>65211920
I've never compiled statistics (if they're even available), but I have a sneaking suspicion about the number of those cases that involved removing or obscuring the tip.

>>65210368
The micro Jew gun Roni really does look like a Nerf toy

>>65211930
This reads like a github bug report

>>65210368
>glock is censored
Fuck you are whatever faggot website you browse

>>65210388
Good

>>65210368
Is the gl*ck the H*tler of guns now?

>>65211642
>dosen't live within 50 miles of a "diverse" neighborhood
People like you need to be dragged by a chain hooked up to a truck until you stop screaming.

>>65210894
Fucking Austrians.

>>65212069
You are a psychotic baby killer.

>>65212811
I know right? And what's with all thier fucking kangaroos?

>>65211617
Even if you think drug laws are ay-okay as they are, do you REALLY think a rich kid with a baggie of some exciting white powdery substance is at anywhere near as high a risk of getting fucked over by law enforcement on drug charges as some broke-ass wagie's kid at a party in a trailer park or public housing? Branding people as criminals for using puts harmless 'offenders' in the same camp as harmful offenders and just makes shit worse for everyone. Even if the drug is harmful and addictive, separating an addict from his peers, saddling him with legal debt, and destroying all of his future prospects by giving him a felony conviction is not going to make him less likely to turn to drugs as a coping mechanism! People do drugs when their life fucking sucks! Making it suck worse doesn't help!

>>65212852
Is this a self report kiddo?

>>65212852
26 year old panjeets sending my elderly mom phishing e-mails are not babies, they only have the emotional intelligence of them.

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>>65210368
>GL*CK
gluck? gleck!? glick?!?

>>65210368
He got caught for being a felon with a gun. Not because the gun was colored faggot.

It's literally never illegal to paint your gun. Under any circumstance, in any state.

>>65210904
>>65210908
Wrong.

Cite a law. Literally any law in the entire country that states this.

>>65211237
>>65211249
Every single on I've met lives with either their mom or girlfriend and sells drugs to make their own drugs cheaper. Whenever you see a nigger flashing his cash stack on Instagram it's because he just finished selling the last bag and is about to immediately turn around and use that cash stack to buy a new one. They hold onto the money about as long as it takes to take the picture and post it.

>>65210368
>gl*ck
fucks sake

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>>65212181
That is the blackest gun I have seen in a while.

>>65212181
workseverytime.jpg

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>>65210486
>He wasn't charged for the painted gun
WHAAAAAT, you mean to tell me the retarded clickbait OP saw on twitter and copypasted into this dogshit thread wasn't actually true? No way bro, that's crazy. Reminds me of every fucking time the weebs shit their pants over some poor innocent pedophile being persecuted for mere drawings (ask them about what the drawings depict and they will never answer), and every single time it's actually because they were actually arrested because they downloaded terabytes of hurtcore CP.

>>65210486
>CNN on /k/
What have we become?

>>65210486
Can someone ID the pump?

>>65213483
It was the first google result what else was i supposed to do

>>65213513
Find a source that doesn't hate freedom and love commies

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>>65211921
Based

>>65211926
Yes Jeet.

>>65213196
But enough about the sounds OP makes.

>>65213675
sir this is /k/ not /pol/

>>65213754
Correct, that's why I said find a source that doesn't hate freedom and love commies.

>>65213767
If hearing a viewpoint means you support it, libraries would be very dangerous places.

>>65211186
nyc is the only blue hellscape that's managed to make that law (administrative code) it was already double illegal for him to have a gun there.

>>65211664
I don't think so. It mentions slide and receiver. Those are just painted stocks.

>>65211480
I'm not black so I don't really care. But when they ban scary looking "assault weapons" again, I don't want to hear a peep out of you

>>65212203
>An airshit pistol that looks like a real gun can't hurt you but can make people think you have a real gun.
True. But that airshit pistol can legally be possessed by a child. Possibly getting that child shot/killed. And it also raises the question of why someone would want to make others think they are zctually armed. No good motives come to mind.

Painting my Glock to look like a toy is stupid. But not much different than my carrying concealed. The motives might be questionable, but the end effect would be similar.

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>>65210486
Holy smokes now that is a nice gun collection

>>65210546
Sounds like you've had a little too much to think

>>65211921
Correct on all accounts.
I swear to God, /v/ is like social media: at least 50% bots, if not 65% or higher.

>>65213741
1. kek
2. fuck you

>>65213790
Why are you simping for gun grabbers?

>>65211266
Are there any police departments in America refer to their officers as privates?

>>65214001
why are you equating a nigger disguising his gun as a nerf gun so he can ambush unsuspecting victims to an assault weapons ban? are you sure you're not a nigger?

j*st r*pl*c* *ll v*w*ls w*th *st*r*sks *t th*s p**nt h*n*stl*

>>65214040
NTA, but one distinction I'd make there is that painting your Glock to look like a Nerf gun doesn't just make it harder to tell you have a Glock, but it also makes it harder to tell that someone else has a Nerf gun.
Granted the same is true to a degree about a concealed firearm making people jumpier about anyone potentially having a gun.
I'd also say that another difference is that to actually employ your firearm requires first exposing it, unless you're doing some real old school shooting through a jacket pocket type shit. A disguised firearm makes it harder to determine that someone is already brandishing it, and potentially harder for someone to identify the source of fire if fired. In the heat of the moment I could absolutely see it confusing a cop or someone with a CCW who's trying to be responsible and not be the next guy to shoot a kid with a Nerf gun.

I'm not really taking a side here though, I just think it's an interesting issue to think about that I haven't run into before.

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>>65211930

>>65215795
This is me when I don't have access to my CSAM, TS or CS.

>>65215795
This was my first thought too but I didnt want to google grapist at work

>>65211480
"Shall not be infringed" means even the people I don't like

>>65215932
We can have the right to bear arms and also have SOME laws on arms.
For instance, stealing a gun can be a way to arming yourself, but you're still stealing. You can have a gun, and it's actually yours, but you also cannot just use it on someone else on any random whim, there's necessary contexts, and you need to be responsible about where you discharge it in general.

I don't think it's a brutal overreach that, if someone gets caught with an illegally acquired weapon (a felon stealing or buying a stolen weapon), and then disguising said weapon to deliberately look like a harmless toy weapon, especially in the commission of a crime, gets in extra trouble for the disguise part.
(I'm assuming the felon and stolen part, but the details suggests its probable).

If he had a legitimate purpose, he should have tried to petition for his rights back, then legally acquired a weapon. If people want to paint up their guns in fun ways as art, I'm not even opposed to that, but you MUST understand why the context and circumstances of this criminal case isn't the same thing as that.

>>65210894
>My personal favorite real gangsta move by Gaston will always be that he pocketed a handful of loose .40S&W rounds that S&W were giving out at Shot Show, immediately flew back to Austria, and put the bull whip to his engineers to rush out a new pistol chambered for .40S&W before S&W themselves managed to offer one for sale. Just imagine the apocalyptic fucking meltdown that went down in S&W's corporate offices when they found out that they inadvertently helped Glock beat them to the market with their own overhyped meme round, the one thing they were banking on to keep the company from getting completely curb stomped by Glock.
S&W Won that war when they released the shitty S&W Sigma and proved to courts worldwide that not a single feature on the Glock was original and then all companies started making polymer striker-slop to cut into Glock's market share.

>>65211252
>it's objectively a symptom of people being fucking retarded and needlessly handloading themselves into trouble when what they actually wanted was available to them that entire time.
Anon, the original Glocks in .40 were destroying themselves with factory ammo, no bubba'd handloads necessary.

>>65210388
it was always super duper double extra illegal, it's just that nobody's ever been retarded enough to try it so there are no rulings on the books
black people be inventing whole new fields of crime

>>65218061
You're aware that Glocked sued them over that and S&W settled out of court, right?
S&W came to private deal with Glock because they knew that they were blatantly violating Glock's patents and S&W had no hope of winning in court.
For every Smegma pistol S&W sold, they had to give a large chunk of the profit to Glock.
S&W still had to bend over and spread their cheeks for Glock, meanwhile Glock proceeded to conquer the US market for service pistols that S&W had previously dominated.

The reason why the market is currently flooded with plastic framed striker slop Glock-clones isn't that Glock's patents were invalid or unenforceable, it's that these patents were issued in the 1980s and they're simply expired now.

>>65212852
kill all psychotic babies

>>65211920
BB and pellet guns don't have orange tips like air soft or cap guns because they are actual weapons, just very weak ones.
Hence why in many places it's technically illegal to discharge an airgun in city limits but not an airsoft gun.

>>65211249
If this was true then all those rap artist bragging about selling drugs wouldve gone back to slinging dope on the streets. Nevermind the recent rise in trap rappers and the very noticeable high death count while they try to come up in the rap game while still "keeping it real".

>>65218209
I think what the post you're replying to is trying to say is that there's money in drug distribution, just not being a street-level dealer and especially not in face-to-face dealing.

>>65215932
The founding fathers were exclusively talking about White land owning males

Criminals in my country are smart enough to buy guns in pairs, so they can always claim they were carrying a replica if caught on CCTV threatening someone at gunpoint etc. They do the same thing with a magazine full of blanks, so if caught they can claim they were only carrying blanks.

In this way they try to avoid attempted murder charges, because a knife is a lethal weapon but a replica gun isn't. And this also allows several criminals who only have one gun to pretend that they all have it, which tactically is actually particularly savy because it deters ambushes, the assailants being neither guaranteed to take out the gunman, nor to secure another gun.

Really smart criminals will buy a replica gun, then try to make it look like a conversion, because it's far more plausible that they converted a replica, and if the gun looks like a replica to begin with nobody will risk it. A lot of replica conversions will only fire a single, manually loaded .22 being in effect a pen gun with a proper trigger, but the hood know that someone with a .22 is more likely to use it because they plan on immediately drawing a knife.

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>>65210486
Counter strike is bleeding into reality

>>65218095
He's not talking about the straight up glock gen 3 copies like the psa dagger, he's talking about the flood of strikerslop that erupted after the sigma came out. You are too young to remember that.