you're gonna need more than guns

The answer is, of course, my dick.

>>65210780
I would sex it.

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I would fuck the shit out of that.

>>65210869
>>65210806
>>65210795 wat

>>65211121
I'm horny and that thing looks female enough

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It doesn't look very strong I would just use a 38

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>>65211133
Based.

I would probably go so hi to it, but then get worried that I will start doing stuff I dont remember again like usually happens when I mess around with demons

>>65210780
>smoothbore muzzle loader
>load first with a ball cast from reliquary silver
>then load a stout rod of rowan wood, preferably harvested from one growing on another tree as an epiphyte (those supposedly have a stronger apotropaic effect)
I'd hope that would suffice

>>65210780
>what kind of trunk gun would you use to handle an attention seeking cosplayer (female)
The trunk will be involved, she'll be getting stuffed in it.

>>65211922
>load first with a ball cast from reliquary silver
>>then load a stout rod of rowan wood, preferably harvested from one growing on another tree as an epiphyte (those supposedly have a stronger apotropaic effect)
What kind of antisocial, treehugger bullshit it this? Just call Buffy.

>>65211934
>Just call Buffy.
Sorry, we're not jewish anon.

>>65211934
What

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>>65210780
Ask her for a 'handjob' because I'm 'horny' and vibe check if she's cool about it. If so, she's the one getting a gun in her trunk.

>>65212115
You fried the materialist's brain by implying you'd interact with the symbolic world with anything other than nihilistic, metrosexual snark.

>>65210780
>normal legs
>that rack
Fuck the trunk gun.
I'm cracking out the emergency Marvin Gaye from the glove box.

>>65212573
Understandable but apparently the person's British is a British woman love you life ain't going to turn out the way you think it is hello

>>65210780
I would make the sign of the cross, say the Jesus prayer, ask for protection from the Holy Theotokos, and invoke the aid of St. Michael the Archangel. At that point I just watch that thing scream and convulse then teleport away.

>>65213682
>British Woman
So the mask stays on gotcha

>>65213682
Beauty is but a light switch/paper bag away.

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>>65210780

A full tube from pic related.

>>65213688
>>65213737
https://youtu.be/amhBDAx_PBI

>>65213905
You know its only a few beers deep and I'm good situation. I'm no Casanova myself.

>>65210794
No, hot lead at 2000fps is sufficient for all manner of cryptids, fae, mutants etc.
Why do you think people see these shits so much less than they used to? They've all been fucking blasted. What you fail to understand is the inscriptions on the cartridge, the explosion of the powder, the spin of the heavy metal as it flies through the air, these too are forms of occult power with supernatural effects.

>>65213905
It's a 5.5/10.
Not great, not terrible.

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>>65213905
She cleans up well when she's not going full quirk chungus mode.

>>65213976
The mask stays on

>>65214003
True

>What kind of gun would you use handle this?
My hulking BWC with sperm supplement enhancements

>>65214281
That's like the nerdiest response I have ever read in my life

>>65213916
Anon Vampires openly run your country.

>>65214447
They're ayylmao demons and yeah you're right those guys are immune to lead

>>65214433
Dont knock them (sperm suplements) till you try them twin

>>65214469
Don't silver bullets damage the bore, I always wondered about that

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>>65212485
Or like, just call The Slayer. Also RIP Head.

>>65213905
Would. No conditions.

>>65215796
No. Silver is softer than steel, it won't damage the barrel.
But it's not a very good material for making bullets.

It's also pointless because the whole silver bullet thing was literally just invented by Hollywood in the 1941 for the horror movie The Wolf Man.
There's no historical folklore supporting the claim that silver is effective against supernatural creatures.
On the contrary, old European folklore is very clear that iron and steel harms magical creatures while silver, gold, and other precious metals don't harm them.

The only two historical references I've seen to silver bullets were the Catholic church in 17th century Germany making and shooting blessed silver bullets out of rifled guns to "prove" that rifling was the work of the devil.

The other being obscure local Swedish folklore which asserted that the amount of "death" in a firearm was some kind of objective and measurable property, that could be increased by black magic and heresy.
For example using communion bread as wadding, casting bullets out of stolen church silver, smearing the gun with the blood of "evil" creatures (snakes, bats, black cats, etc), mixing the burnt and powdered bones of such creatures with the gunpowder, or just keeping parts of such creatures in the patch box.
Murderers and "self-murderers" also supposedly boosted with lethal properties of firearms dramatically. Their body parts could be used similarly.
Even hiding the gun under a bridge where a funeral procession for a murderer or self-murderer passed, or burying the gun in their grave overnight, would put more death into the gun.
All of this would make the gun deadlier against regular mortal creatures, the folklore made zero mentions of shooting supernatural creatures.

>>65215895
>Catholic church in 17th century Germany making and shooting blessed silver bullets out of rifled guns to "prove" that rifling was the work of the devil.
sauce me senpai I wanna know more

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>>65215962
>sauce
Well, shit.
Honestly it was one of those crappy historical weapons shows that ran on Discovery or the Hitler-channel back in the late 90s or early 00s.
You know the kind of TV show I'm talking about, right? Usually featuring this guy and a fat bald guy as "experts".
Well, those shows weren't always 100% historically accurate and correct, and it seems they might have just made it up for the drama or something.
I tried to find some better sources and found fuck-all.

>>65213976
She's pretty good looking for a 35+ yo woman but how old is she really? Zoomers are aging like crazy these days so you can't tell.

https://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Werwolf_in_Thummlingen#cite_note-2
https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb11255980?page=72,73
https://brema.suub.uni-bremen.de/zeitungen17/periodical/pageview/1311825

>>65216487
It's honestly insane how Hitler basically had an entire channel dedicated to his ideals and attempt at European conquest for basically a decade.

How did they get away with it? Did they really think it would just hype nationalism for the war in Iraq and end there? Basically every millennial got blasted with Hitler propaganda every day for their most formative years.

>>65215895
>The other being obscure local Swedish folklore which asserted that the amount of "death" in a firearm was some kind of objective and measurable property, that could be increased by black magic and heresy.
>For example using communion bread as wadding, casting bullets out of stolen church silver, smearing the gun with the blood of "evil" creatures (snakes, bats, black cats, etc), mixing the burnt and powdered bones of such creatures with the gunpowder, or just keeping parts of such creatures in the patch box.
>Murderers and "self-murderers" also supposedly boosted with lethal properties of firearms dramatically. Their body parts could be used similarly.
>Even hiding the gun under a bridge where a funeral procession for a murderer or self-murderer passed, or burying the gun in their grave overnight, would put more death into the gun.
>All of this would make the gun deadlier against regular mortal creatures
Based 17th century vidya logic.

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>>65216527
CHEEKI BREEKI

>>65216527
Bizarrely, vestiges of this folklore survived well into the modern era, which I didn't expect considering how coldly logical and non-superstitious most Swedes are.
Supposedly, droves of old fudds traded in their grandfathers' trusty old side-by-side shotguns back in the 60s and 70s because "there was no longer any death" in the guns".
The real reason for why everything they shot at just ran/flew away was that ammo manufacturers in Sweden had switched to using US/english shot size numbers and the fudds were using the wrong size shot without realizing it.

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>>65216592
*image rotated properly

https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb10927305?page=164
>Passauer Kunst

>>65210780
>what kind of gun would you use on a cosplayer taking photos in the woods?
Probably none? Or any? Or just ask them how they made a cool costume?

>>65215895
Silver banishing evil is ancient, but you would know that because you have a genetic allergy to it.

>>65210780
I need to ask, is this Little Red Riding Ho anon?

>>65218737
Actually silver has no evil banishing properties, the idea is that silver is a lunar metal and thus harms lunar entities more. Its a pagan belief that backwards Christians and (((Hollywood))) coopted. A wooden cross or any cross you can imbue with your faith and reciting the Bible is all you need.

>>65210780
since I'm obviously at a rave, I hand it a gatorade and leave the happy hardcore room in search of DnB or Breaks

https://arcinsys.hessen.de/arcinsys/digitalMediaViewer.action?archivalDescriptionId=235522&selectId=11125733
https://books.google.com/books?id=tWQOAAAAYAAJ
>fest und unsichtbar

>>65213905
She's alright.