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WHY IS MY COUNTRY LIKE THIS?? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MARITIME EMPIRE FUCKS SAKE
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"Prince of Wales?" More like, "Prince of Fails."
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shouldn't have taken the grog away
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The biscuits will be measured and the bum will be in the bum.
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>>65212756
>brand new ship has teething problems
Oh no, the tea pot is falling!
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>>65212757
More like Cringe of Wales
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Great Britain? More like Great Shittin'!

lmao, got 'em!
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>>65212756

Did the propeller axles break in two again at high RPM ? This ship is value engineered to the max. When Bongladesh goes bankrupt in about 18-24 months it will be mothballed then sold to Japan and renamed "Whitsu Piggu".

BTW HMS Dargon Dildo has underdimensioned engine heat exchangers, so when they ingest 28 C warm mediterranian surface water, they cant deliver enough cooling capability. Value engineering! Lets assume our ship only ingests 8 C warm north atlantic water and dimension our cooling system accordingly so we can save £5 in materials!
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>>65212787
Just 2 more bongs my good chap.
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>>65212756
It's a relatively new ship from a new ship design. Lots of things will breakdown and get fixed or modified. Having said that, naming it after a ship ignomiously sunk by the Japs is not a good omen.
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>>65212787
>>65212818
one more fortnight
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Oh yeah? Well atleast the plumbing works ( think)
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>>65212876
in even WW2 (and prob WW1) on any USN ship it was given that of course there was a formal, mandatory constant hygiene program.

In Royal Navy it was at best an afterthought, and joke was to always make sure you anchor upwind of a RN ship, and for god's sake get out of any "invites".
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>>65212756
Why can OP post image but can’t post link?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hms-prince-wales-norway-navy-b2990926.html

3rd paragraph down
>“A minor technical issue” was identified on the Royal Navy’s most powerful vessel during its latest stop in Stavanger, a port city in south-western Norway, the MoD said.The aircraft carrier is expected to sail in the coming days, the ministry added.
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>>65212891
Presumably because it doesn't fit OPs agenda in making this thread.
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>>65212897
Is the agenda to divert attention away from another navy having minor technical issues?
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So what losses did Russia suffer this time? You aren’t fooling anyone with your act, OP.
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>>65212756
>>65212757
>>65212799
>samefagging
You aren’t good at this
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>>65213074
I'm just lightly poking fun at bongs you dumb phoneposting faggot
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>>65212756
There is no future outside the EU. It's that simple. Without the EU Britain's decline began in earnest and all that's left now is for Farrage or Reform or whatever other oligarch to take control and fleece them into oblivion and de facto feudal system like Russia.
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>>65212791
>brand new ship
It's been 7 years....
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>>65213149
Theres no future for any "democratic" country
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>>65212756
They're like British cars, you need two of them because one will always be in the shop.
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>https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/british-aircraft-carrier-to-set-sail-from-norway/
Whatever it was it's already fixed.

You have to remember the Telegraph has gone all in on American style political media warfare and because it's a labour government in they'll run these strident headlines to make the government look incompetent.
Also Prince of Wales has a 4 month turnaround time, compared to the US CVNs turnaround time of 1-2 years.

>>65213151
And? There's so much new technology involved in it and despite commission in 2019 it's only really started operation cruises in the last two years. It's a large ship with consequently many issues, for example USS Nimitz was commissioned in 1972 and was on Restricted Availability till mid 1977 shaking out issues.
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>>65213163
>>65213074
>>65213077
>Dirlewanger false flagging
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>>65212756
Fixed
https://x.com/HMSPWLS

>>65213103
>Admitting to Samefagging
Grim
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When this ship was launched my dad said "Shouldn't have called it Prince of Wales, cursed name" he's a ship autist to the max so I believe it.
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>>65213235
>make one (1) shitty pun about the HMS Prince of Wales
>reeee you're samefagging! zigger!
I'm gonna assume you're false flagging, but whether that is the case or not you are a repulsive, dysgenic little nigger
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>>65212756
>Prince of Wales
imagine calling your ship the "pow"
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>>65213327
Except for everyone can see your shitty “jokes” were an attempt to bump and get traction on your thread. First one >>65212757 you posted shortly after the post timer, then the second one >>65212757 around 20mins later when nobody replied. It could not be more clear what type of narrative this thread was created to push.
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>>65212756
>generic headline with no info
>few random wiki facts below headline
>stock picture
>no info
>no source
Fuck OP and fuck Clara. Both useless cunts.
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>>65212756
>Britain builds two carriers
>Except both are always being repaired for issues solved since the first world war
>Even when they do get a solid week of not-being-broken they have no escort, because Britain hasn't built an escort ship for 30 years and they're always broken down
>Even when the escorts AREN'T broken, they have no missiles because budget cuts
HOW? HOW DO YOU GET THIS INCOMPETENT?
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>>65214580
Now post the admiral kuznetsov carrier
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>>65214580
nah, brits still have full Malta-class carrier plans, and that was based on whole WW2 experience
Thye know how to build carriers t
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>>65214698
Kuznetsov is a soviet era piece of shit made by a nation who was a failed naval power for over 100 years.
The British navy has no excuse.
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>>65214698

"Our navy isn't as bad as Russia's" is not the flex you think it is.

"Our hygiene is not as bad as India's!"
"Our black people are not as violent as Hati's!"
"We have fewer child-raping Muslims than Afghanistan!"
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>>65213193
I think people underestimate what an incredibly complex machine any aircraft carrier or submarine is. The Bongs also aren't serial producing tons of the same model, so all their type-related struggles are only spread across two ships, and there's less opportunities for later hulls to be updated to fix smaller issues with the class.
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>>65212756
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to? The military simply hasn't been a priority for most European countries since 1991 and the UK in particular had adopted an anti-submarine warfare role as part of its niche within NATO during the Cold War so it stopped giving a shit about developing further large-scale aircraft carriers for literally half a century.
If Britain was willing to pay substantially more money for the navy for *decades*, because experience and learning take time, then yeah it would be back up to a higher standard.
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>>65214827
Protip, if 25% of your population is on disabilities payments and the government is more interested in giving unlimited free money to foreigners in hotels than investigating massive nation-wide rape gang scandals, you can't afford a navy even if you wanted one.
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>>65214827
Because this thread is a thinly veiled attempt to bitch about the UK in general.
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>>65214877
Good, Bongs are shit
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Stop bumping your own thread to keep it alive.
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>>65214845
Oh, look sopme completely coincidental offtopic agitprop. But remember, this isn't a Russian thread, there's no Russians around and no Russians have ever had aninterest in spreading anti-bong propaganda.
Just completely organic /pol/shit out of nowhere.
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>>65215491
Yeah, they're so horrible and russophobic!
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The fact that Brits have no self awareness and just blame Russian agitprop for people reporting actual facts makes them deserve their nanny state bullshit.
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>>65215943
>Actual facts
>>65212891
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>>65215943
If only they weren't such russophobic nazis they'd have more self awareness!
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>>65215912
>(people talking about Britain)
>"Clearly this is about Russia!"
What? Can't you read?
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>>65214455
Holy butthurt Nigel. Take your meds.
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>machine needs maintenance
More news at 11
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>>65216878
Yeah, we're talking about how russophobic the brits are, and how they support the nazi cokehead Zolonsku and NATO who take Good American tax dollars to live lives of luxury with their warm water ports!
Try to keep up
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>>65216901
No one's engaging with your obvious derailing attempts, try to stay on thread topic
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This thread is now about saying nice things about the RN.
(Bongs you aren't making this easy, fund your fucking military.)

Running At-Sea Deterrence continiously without missing a day since the 60s is really fucking impressive for a nation of their size and they don't anywhere near enough credit for it.
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>>65216914
>fund your fucking military
It's hard to fund your military when all your funds are going towards hotels
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>british fuckup
>thread starts
>issue turns out to be a non-issue
>thread exists for 2 weeks as schizos turn it into a mosh pit
Repeat ad infinitum
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>>65216949
Maybe the British shouldn't fuck up then.
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>>65216972
Or you can get a life.
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>>65216984
Lol Nigel is mad. I'm sorry that people keep noticing the mistakes of Xir's Royal Diverse Navy
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65214845
>hotels
65216932
>hotels
yeah I'm sure this is a thread about weapons and not a thread made just for kvetching about whatever the third world is upset about today
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i think Anglo butthurt denial/seethe threads about the Absolute State of the royal "navy" are my absolute favourites on this baord
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Russian shills frequently rely on highly cherry picked "True" information that lacks context and is used to advance a false narrative. Of course the dedovschina makes them permanently butthurt.
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>>65217232
If Britain has the ship readiness/repair level of a second-world nation plagued with corruption currently at war, then they need to do better

>inb4 "ruzzian shill!!!!11!"
I'm not saying Russia's military is good, in fact I'm saying the opposite, that it's a very low bar.
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>>65215912
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO OUR NAVY!
>Explains why
>S-SHUT THE FUCK UP RUSSIAN BOT, B-BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES!
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>>65217488
That's unfortunately how /k/ works nowadays. They're hearing russian shills in the walls
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>>65212756
>WHY IS MY COUNTRY LIKE THIS??
Because your nation doesn't want to defend itself, it's government deliberately wants you weak and your population replaced by third worlders.
And they think it's funny.
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>>65217512
And they're winning, too.
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>>65212756
Found the problem...
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/pol/shit is not normally allowed, but if you thinly disguise it as a "critique of british equipment", you can post all sorts of /pol/ and /int/ shit that isn't even remotely on topic and snigger while you do it, knowing your entire thread is just about trolling bongs and the mods will let you get away with it.
Meanwhile if you dare to suggest that maybe a piece of American gear isn't as good as advertised you can have a 3 day ban.
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Oh look, another thread full of retards who think they have some kind of big secret all figured out. You schizo faggots are so insufferable. Like everything on this mongolian basket weaving forum is really some kind of government plot from somewhere because your retarded ass matters so much. I've been browsing /k/ since it was genuinely obscure and everyone on here talked about "going innawoods" and skinwalkers and fuck that was so cozy. Arrogant schizo retards ruin all the fun.

>but muh pol shit
People have talked about pol shit on here for decades. Fuck off if it makes you butthurt. It's not a psyop and never was.
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>>65212756
I ask the opposite question every time Italy manages to have a functional navy.
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>>65218499
Someone's mad he's been found out.
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What's up with British engineering?
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>>65212756
>25 knots per hour
Has to be bait.
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>>65218533
>I've never really asked myself the question.
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>>65218646
British newspapers thought '5 inch gun' on a warship meant the gun was 5 inches long.
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>>65215943
Just ask them to post their guns
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>>65214698
Saying you're not as incompetent as the Russian navy is like saying you have more ships than the Swiss navy.
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>>65218646
They weren't talking about speed, anon
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Always have an heir and a spare.
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To the British, incompetence is a high art form
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>>65218473
Seethe.
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>>65215943
>>65218745

If you are going to samefag pidor, at least try to be subtle.
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>>65219100
Uh... so I guess this is the part where I ask you to post your guns
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used to, your navy has more admirals than boats lol
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>3 days of samefagging

Nigel level grim

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