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go birds

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reminder: Philly is the best culinary city in the US

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>>65214899
and a world of non stop chemical warfare

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Based city. Visited from Houston, was zillowing houses before our flight took off.

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Philadelphian gas station guards are some of the best armed around, with turkshit shotguns.

Is it really always sunny?

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>>65214934
This shit look sunny to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWd_niy8Rz8

>>65214899
That's the truth. Chinatown is fuckin awesome. EMei is the best spot but I've been wanting to try the korean joint above the really shitty bathrooms in chinatown square. You need a full mopp suit for that shit, I'm not kidding. Three inches standing piss and no goddamn toilet paper. Hoes are wearing 5" heels just to keep their toes above piss water.

got some fire music for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBtqgiiBnjk

>>65214884
That's a dick sucking snout if I've ever seen one.

>>65214966
he shoots fucking hot dogs at people and is the most sued mlb mascot in history.

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>>65214984
and he guns down pigs. drive by style. Hardest motherfucker on the west side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DIEXyBcpUY

>>65214914
Good evening officer, I'll post my philadelphian guns now that you've made me comfortable!

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>>65215003
Here they is officer
https://www.reddit.com/r/PhillyWiki/comments/1tyzu67/they_shutting_down_cookouts_over_this_shit_from/

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>>65214944
sorry about that i ate from the dumpster behind the pizza place on kensington

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Daily reminder don't blow your check on fanduel, spend it on guns.

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Hi guys Hop here. I went to philly to learn more about modern urban warfare. I didn't learn anything but I feel like I learned something.

>>65215003
why not

Love the city, but glad I moved to the burbs.

Be honest, how many of you would bang Gail The Snail?

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>>65214944
>Chinatown is fuckin awesome.
Philly Chinatown is, it bitters my Brooklyn heart to say this. She told me her name was Apple, she was from Mongolia, and her pits were hairy.

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>>65216890
I'd take that over Shirley any day of the week. I shit you not the bathrooms in Chinatown square are worse than pic related hoarder named shirley. STANDING piss.

Cheap soft armor for anyone who needs it. Twenty bucks and some duct tape gets you a ghetto vest on paper.
https://surplus.botach.com/assorted-soft-body-9x6-armor-trauma-pad-insert-police-trade/
https://surplus.botach.com/assorted-level-iiia-soft-armor-16x6-side-wing-panels-police-trade/
https://surplus.botach.com/le-soft-armor-panels-assorted-police-trade/

>>65216852
>Gail The Snail
Character or actress?
First no, second hell yes, I remember crushing on her from 24.

>>65217173
Good Looking.

Semi related on my autistic crusade, the Italian Roast pork should be the Philly sandwich, yes even over the cheese steak.

Johns Roast Pork also has a killer one. Go with a friend get a CS and the roast pork. split em.

>>65214763
sheeeit. all i needed to see of Philly was how PHL still smells like piss since the late 90's even today on my way to ABE. thanks but no.

>>65217180
>Johns Roast Pork
Haven't been. Great reviews, but with a few bad apples.
>I feel obligated to post because it comes down to quality control. I really wanted to like this place; especially after dropping in from out of town and seeing the great reviews. Unfortunately, I prefer my steak sandwiches without long, brown, coarse hair. The "S" shape you see on the picnic table is the hair I pulled from under the second part of my sandwich. Absolutely gross. No thanks

>>65217180
John pork mentioned

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What are we packing for 3:00 am delivery jawn jobs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0brkCuj6REo
Gon' need some kevlar, a heater, maybe even a helmet.