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>QOTT: do you look older or younger than your actual age?
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quora be like
>Q: how long does it take for a cup of water to freeze in a freezer
>A: ermmm well ackshually this is impossible to answer because ermmm i need to know the volume of the water, the types of impurities present in the water and their amounts, the kinematic viscosity of the water, the current altitude of the cup above sea level, the specific make and model of the refrigerator, the material of the cup, the pollutants present in the air and their amounts, where specifically in the freezer it is placed, your geographic location to calculate the moon's pull on the water, the time and date during which the cup will be in the freezer, your body temp as you placed the cup in the freezer, the current PM of czechia, the amount of smoke alarms in your house, how many entrances your house has, and the specific volume of the water. you stupid fucking moronic imbecile i should fucking kill you with a hammer. god, you are so stupid.
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>>43268501
Im a 24 year old who looks 17
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The eternal wisdom of Ron White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGXSdg0hEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwTqLC4vpgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu7klP-yQYc
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Kayaking, canoeing, water skiing, water Polo, swimming, diving, snorkeling, fishing, industrial fishing, whaling, whale clubbing, amphibious assault training, submarine attacks on countries i don't like, naval warfare. These are my hobbies.
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>>43268860
You should add posting hole
>>43268862
Stfu about women. You're like those idiots bringing them to gay bars. Fuck off
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Gotta get coffee and smokes.
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>>43269020
I worked a 12 hour event barback shift Sunday, went to a drag queens birthday event last night after 3 loads of laundry and chores, and to a crowded lgs today for 3 hours of magic games, and you want me to lift my legs up until I nail the perfect photo? That’s not fair
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>>43269038
what you need to do is set up a camera like onlyfans that allows me to check out your hole random during the day. i'm pretty sure you're hole out at home a lot of the time. this way you don't even have to pose
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>>43269050
I slid right into that one
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>>43269051
kind sensible anons
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>>43268501
A little bit younger maybe. I feel 100 tho
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>>43268989
>i just think
>i just feel
>i feel like
im so cooked
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>>43269038
You go to pre-release or release draft? Which school are you playing? I always like U/G, but with Lorehold I really like playing R/W control.
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>>43269086
no just met up with a buddy for some 1v1 Canadian highlander. I do like strixhaven tho mystical archives is a cool well executed concept. I’ll be working on release night sadly. I would pick silverwuill WB is my favorite color combination.
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>>43269098
New Silverquill is looking pretty strong. The whole new cycle of dragons is crazy. Have you seen the emerita? They're basically putting the power 9 back in standard.
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>>43269121
All the elder dragons are so pushed and he seems like such a fun build around. Token making instants and sorceries, sac altars. Might have to do it I haven’t brewed something in a while. I love the prepare mechanic yah. Very evocative and a ton of new design space for them to explore. Too bad there’s only one more in universe set this year.
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>>43269171
Post hole
>>43269182
Keep not posting hole
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>>43269140
I know. It's killing me. I miss block sets. There's too much new stuff. Reality Fracture should be cool though.
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>>43269288
Yes
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what's with the fucking straightslop being posted
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>comes into *CIS**GAY*gen
>leave me alone
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>>43269579
keep telling yourself that
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>>43268501
>23
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Hi
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Get out there and show'em who's boss.
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>>43269818
Koreans are so fucking funny with their editing and filters i recently saw a tiktok live with 4 people men and women and they literally looked like fucking alien caricatures even the muscle guys edit themselves to look bizzare
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What should I have with my ham and eggs?
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>>43269903
Spinach or onion wouldn't be bad. I'll hold off on the tea though; Since I have coffee.
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Mmmm. Eating breakfast, watching FLCL.
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https://youtu.be/egSD2WtIT4E?si=ePyP4DxO7yos3lgI
I'm a cooking cutie.
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Damn. Now I want curry.
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>>43270159
That's a good choice too.
https://youtu.be/9Tl1fOdfz78?si=tcsqmS4MIupg62Qd
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>>43270269
this isnt a fuck n leave situation tho, sometimes he cums during or we make out and he jerks off after or whatever. idk, ive brought it up and he always says he doesnt care. he's a bit of a service bottom ig. maybe i should just cage his cock up if hes not gonna use it >:(
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>>43270167
I do one of those, haha
>>43270219
Wow some people are so good at cooking!
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I thought I was straight passing at work but I was chatting with my boss and he just asked if I have a boyfriend, not even the polite thing of asking if I have a GF first to see how I respond.
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>>43270262
its sex adjacent but not technically sexual. theres more of a rush, a thrill. the sex aspect is more emotional, like a trust fall on steroids. plus it mashes a button in the mind about self image and male hierarchy. ejaculating is not only not the point, but conflicts with the self image and hierarchy affirmation, so it would actually worsen the experience. they are looking to witness and create glorification, not share it
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>>43270365
i dont want to date my 55yo boss
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>I have no such benefit.
yeah cause you're such a testosterone oozing masc man yourself that noone would ever suspect otherwise
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>>43270387
is this like a form of homophobia for het normies? they need to walk about being like "I have a girlfriend" so they dont seem gay? If i dad a gf i dont know if id talk about her at work.
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>>43270435
I don't feel like I seem very gay :/
>>43270436
How do people figure those things out?
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Nord in Morrowind finds a cute elf, takes him as a slave bc it's legal, House telvanni does nothing. Many such cases!
>>43270453
>How do people figure those things out?
they aren't autistic
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>>43270408
i wouldnt say so. most straight men will have a gf at some point and it might come up to friends and coworkers casually.
im 30 and have never had a gf, friends who have known me for years would be kinda retarded to not at least wonder whats up.
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i do slightly get that vibe from him, idk if he'd ever do it though, a bit late really. it'd be a shame cos he is hot and cute as a guy.
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>>43270468
Oh :c
>>43270500
Having fake conversations seems stressful. I'd like to be more sociable but not if it's fake.
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>>43270547
good thing I'm not autistic or I'd really be screwed bc I already struggle with stuff autists are bad at
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>>43270658
that sounds unpleasant
>>43270676
I mostly agree but just the idea of falling down a penis tunnel is appealing just for how strange it would be
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>>43270672
My bf disagrees.
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I love my bf
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Marines doing a carwash fundraiser in my area.
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>>43270262
It feels so good even if i dont cum (rare)
I dont cum after. Very rare I fap at all.
Its so hot to think, top is pleasuring himself using me, without regards to my pleasure. Then, if i dont cum, im left horny as fuck. Its like I was edged, and used up, for his pleasure
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>>43270889
Im not
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Its not your fault
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>>43270744
I love cuntrix
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>>43271230
I hate your guts.
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Now there is public advertising in russia for racemixing
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>>43271435
No, because it's has been known that your russian larp has been exposed so there's no reason to engage with you on that topic because you're not russian, or a man, and there's no reason to discuss it and engage in your pooner larp behavior. Take care of yourself.
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Polish sluts
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>>43271649
BIG
ASIAN
COCK
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>>43271366
That's so lowbrow, it really is music for a video game. Her early attempt at making a Bond theme was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkIYYpAjsjo
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Which one is you?
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>>43271883
do you really need either though
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>>43271869
ok bottom
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gosling is hot tho
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>>43271892
can't help it, it's shorts wearing weather
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>>43271946
>dood like heccin T makes me a stinky boi hehe dooooood
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>>43271897
yeah he was so hot as a literal hobo
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>>43271963
wrong i'm gay
>>43271978
which letter should we drop from lgbt
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G
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