>>43271092
*Why am I a woman?
Damnit

Are you asking
"Why am I dysphoric male"?

>>43271106
Kek

>what doth lady?

Umm… dunno? Gotta doth something I guess

I’m God, btw, so this is a definitive response

>>43271148
Yes unfortunately

>>43271151
Hi God! May I ask a couple of questions?

>>43271295
Fire away! Can’t promise the quality of my answers will be any better than that first one I gave though.

>>43271092
>you have a "female" soul
>you always knew you were a woman, somehow
>you feel like a woman, also somehow
>you like growing out your hair
>you like painting your nails
>you like wearing women's clothes
>you like the color pink
>you are sexually attracted to heterosexual men
>you are sexually attracted to homosexual women
>you are afraid of balding
>you are not masculine enough according to your own personal standards
>you are not masculine enough according to your society's standards
>you do not like male aesthetics or secondary sex characteristics
>you prefer playing as female characters in video games
>you relate more to women in social contexts

according to /tttt/, all these things are valid reasons for calling yourself a woman

>>43271092
the lack of a gene that influences thousands upon thousands of biological differences in the female vs. male body

>>43271092
Wanna swap bodies?

>>43271314
>What doth life?
>What is your favorite color?
>What's your opinion on garlic bread?
>Do you prefer to snowboard or to ski?
>Are you scared of ghosts?
>If you had to wipe a group of people off the face of the earth, which one would you pick?
>Why do you exist?
>Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and no games?

>>43271340
Maybe? Are you healthy and fit?

>>43271327
>I don't
>I didn't. I was just weird and different. Nothing suggesting womanhood
>What does that even mean?
>Yeah ig. I don't like short hair
>It depends
>I like wearing clothes that look good first and foremost
>All colors are beautiful
>No
>Yeah
>Obviously
>I can be, but I hate it
>Never have
>Depends
>Yeah actually, although not always
Dunno why I answered them all. Guess I'm that bored

>>43271384
>healthy
Depends.
>fit
Sadly no. Skinny, but not /fit/

Not being happy with having a male body probably has something to do with it.

>>43271457
I'm mtf lol, so a body swap wouldn't help either of us

>>43271376
>What doth life?

“Doth not what your cuntry can do for YOU, doth what you can do for your CUNTRY”

>What is your favorite color?

Light blue

>What's your opinion on garlic bread?

It’s good, but save room for dessert

>Do you prefer to snowboard or to ski?

“I’m a luge-r babyyy, so why don’t you kill meeee?”
>Are you scared of ghosts?

Big time!! o.o

>If you had to wipe a group of people off the face of the earth, which one would you pick?

Probably all the people who ask hypothetical questions as a framing for thought experiments

>Why do you exist?

To listen to /lgbt/s prayers and supplications, bless your little heart

>Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and no games?

I have a skee-ball machine in my room that prints bacon instead of tickets. I don’t technically have unlimited plays, but I have unlimited quarters.

>>43271465
“Freaky Friday” but Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis are both sad mtfs?? They learn nothing from the experience??

>>43271495
Thank you God for the answer. I'll make sure that no ghosts will come to haunt you

>>43273187
Np Nona/Anon, appreciate your help w/ the ghosts. I knew I chose well when I selected you as my earthly disciple on this board. Bless you, child