Red for sure. I have IBS-D and a strong gag reflex that makes me almost vomit every time I brush my teeth.

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>>43273291
ibs isn't real, it means doctors can't find anything wrong with you but you won't stop complaining
you might have an unresolved infection in your stomach or small intestine/ you have gone to shitty doctors who don't care enough to help you (been there)

>>43273282
Red this isn't even a dilemma
This is like would you rather eat shit or a delicious steak?

>>43273282
why would anyone pick green
she doesn't have the political capital to use the opportunity for altruism

>>43273315
I've had cameras stuck up my butt, down my throat, done copious amounts of bloodwork, trialed several medications, low-FODMAP diet, and nothing works. Physically, I'm perfectly healthy. Can't stop almost shitting myself on the daily though.

>>43273282
Red is such a hard fucking choice to make but only for me and for the most retarded reasons. I anamaxx so not being able to vomit would be ruinous BUT never pissing or shitting would be great since both feel very gross and i don't like feeling full.

>>43273332
there's plenty of other things that could be wrong and I suspect much of "ibs" is unresolved pathogenic infections and doctoral reluctance to use antibiotics and antivirals to treat the gut

they just do the tests that make money they don't systematically follow what makes sense

>>43273325
because they actually care about becoming a real woman and would do whatever it takes

>>43273304
That's a yikes from me.

>>43273370
There's nothing less real than possessing someone else's body.

>>43273370
I've already nuked my gut with antibiotics to no avail

>>43273415
could be viral, parasitic, a different kind of bacteria, you need a better doctor, enjoy your fake disease and exaggerated symptoms for attention in the meanwhile

I got great relief from xifaxan
turns out I borked my intestinal fauna from high dose multi-year sedative pill use and nobody could figure it out

>>43273282
red, easily
lol

>>43273450
>enjoy your fake disease and exaggerated symptoms for attention in the meanwhile
literally what, who says they have IBS for attention, you're weirdly fixated on this

>>43273793
saying you are suffering is intended to induce a sympathetic reaction, people are supposed to take pity on you and be nicer to you because you are afflicted

diagnoses of exclusion are commonly abused for social clout

>>43273816
I never said I was suffering, I said I had it because it was directly relevant to the prompt. I have no idea what your problem is.

>>43273896
you enjoy daily diarrhea?
I got food poisoning and it inspired this thread. I think it is rotavirus because my poop and my vomit both stink of sulfur, which I can never remember happening before and is apparently characteristic of rotavirus.
Its mostly better now. Apparently most humans have had it before so we have some immunity. Still vomited twice and pooped like 9 times. At least my body woke me up before vomiting so I wouldn't choke on it - useful feature.

>>43273816
You might be quite literally mentally retarded.

>>43273282
i HATE vomiting but i have a piss kink...
id also kms before swapping bodies with laura loomer and i dont want her posting schizo shit on my accounts so tough choice

>>43273982
i hate vomiting, pissing, and shitting, I hate all of them and want to never do any of them again
body, let me be
I also have excessive thirst so I'm constantly drinking water too

>>43273282
hell no. what if satan still thinks shes in her body and comes after my ass for what SHE owes. absolutely the fuck no.

>>43273982
>i dont want her posting schizo shit on my accounts so tough choice
lmao

>>43273282
red, red without a doubt. jfc

I don't want to look like the Saw puppet...

>>43273282
Red: free puppies for everyone forever
Green you go to hell for the rest of your life

What kind of retarded question is that what the fuck lol I would rather look like the jon I am for the rest of my life then that miserable loser

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>>43273282
Red. Now I don't have to prep when I bottom.

>>43274109
>spooky loomer hell dream
>Genghis Khan
>Jeffrey Dahmer
>Hitler
>Laura Loomer!

>>43273282
red
splendid

>>43273325
>why would anyone pick green
cause taking a shit feels good

>>43273370
>reluctance to use antibiotics
nope, that's just not true

>>43273282
Green but ONLY because it would be really fucking funny to make her wake up in a 6'0 tranny body