>>43278008
did chatgpt generate this or is there an actual human out there awful enough to sincerely write this shit?

>>43278008
>Zaid (22) - the baby of the polycule, and the "least favorite" haha, just kidding!
fucking grim

Depends on how many of them are overweight or obese

>>43278008
I swear this is how my sister dates

>>43278382
>Multiple infractions of rules may result in reasonable corporal discipline,
voted on and forewarned 3-4 days in advance of punishment.
Is your sister also physically abusive to her partners when they don’t do as she says?

>>43278392
Yes

>>43278008
>$1600 in rent
Im beginning to think starting a polycule might be a good way to maximize the amount of tenants in one livable space while charging a premium for the experience.

>>43278397
Could you hook me up with her pls

>>43278403
Did you fill out the paperwork?

>>43278008
Wtf is this cissoid bisexual polycule, talking about breeding and shit

>>43278404
I could if you’d send me it on google docs

>>43278190
FPBP, asking the real questions

>>43278008
>must be sexually open to all other members
>rotate on a monthly basis to avoid favoritism
>live on ONE FLOOR of a Victorian
I can smell these people from a different continent

>>43278008
no lol, this is basically you will own nothing and be happy. I have no idea why anyone would want this or think it's a good idea.

>>43278008
probably most rancid theyfabs and "transmasc" he/theys you'll ever met

>too old to join a t4f polycule
>too young to anhero without hesitation

>>43278312
Bullying zaid sounds fun

>rent: $1,570/month
>apartment: rent-controlled
am i missing something, here? isn't this just grifting?

Burn down the house, people inside, salt the earth, poly is sooo gross