Marie is actually the agp choice

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>>43581697
wrong

It has been
>0
Days since last pedo thread

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>>43583597
retard doesn’t know that both squid sisters are almost 30

>>43583611
>she's actually an ancient dragon

>>43583619
They don't look like children. You specifically play as the children squid people in the game and they are made to look older

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>>43583649
they’re also taller iirc. regardless that one anon is a genuine retard

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>>43581694
>>43581719
i miss the first two years of splatoon’s release… my first splatfest was hotdogs vs marshmallows and i very much still remember the latter team winning because of the popularity vote

i like pearl, her crown is cool but i only played the first splatoon as a kid lol

>>43591955
>tfw put at least 1000hrs on all three games
this game series has done so much for me desu. i wouldn’t have met the friends i made nor would i have started transitioning if i never played

>>43592877
>cute and funny
Mods mods mods

>>43597095
genuine retard

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cephalopod yuri

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>>43601492

Lgbtqp thread

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>Calamari Inkantation
>Squid Kid TV Commercial
>Now or Never!
>Callie Solo Music Video (Bomb Rush Blush)
>Ink Me Up
>Splattack!
>Kraken Up
>Main Theme
>Atarime no Theme
>Seaskape
>Credits

>>43606862
>credits
>not calling it maritime memory
fake fan

>>43586659
what does it mean if I actually made an attempt at 14

>>43609024
NO INCEST

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>>43609032
it means you passed the test
>>43609148

>>43609604
what test

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>>43610954

>>43580558
splatoon was actually fun i hate that nintendo didnt stop being incompetent for it and ended up kinda ruining it w 3

>>43611288
for me it was the overt summer vibes the first game had. i’m not a fan of the way they moved away from that aesthetic, especially after splatoon 2... splatoon 3 just feels sterile in comparison desu

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marie is my queen

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i will be forever grateful that team past one the grand festival<3 i saw so many people dressing up in splatoon 1 gear on the second and third days

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you: "damn why'd they have to make these squid kids so sexy"
me: "Splatoon is the most important shooter since Quake"
we are not the same

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don't mind me, just the best song in the series from the best band in the series coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gvu3_un__Q&list=PLCQAfs4C2iidie4ibmiaAkkcYfALiYvpC&index=6

>>43654895
that is NOT how you spell the squid squad

this thread has a
>why are FtMs so good at character design
vibe. very weird.

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>>43655066
i think it’s just been one person posting in here desu. regardless some of these are very much 2015 coded and give me a sense of nostalgia for the old days

>>43654895
undertow clears btw

>>43656216
endolphin surge > inkoming > undertow > rip entry > POWER GAP > don't slip

every day i wander around the plaza and Fresh! every pro-LGBT and anti-fascist splatnet post i see

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>>43655066
well my husband has drawn some sploon fanart in the past (and we both have over 600 hours in sploon 3)

>>43655066
splatoon does have the best design though

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i met my ex gf thanks to splatoon (and miiverse)

squid sisters incest

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me on the far right

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are we excited for Splatoon Raiders?

>>43689345
I'm not paying $480 to get the Deep Cut content that should have been in Splatoon 3. Fucking Nintendo

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>>43689352
fake fan

>>43689352
thankfully i only have to pay $70

>>43689360
I love Spatoon and the mistreatment of Deep Cut in 3 should not be rewarded.

>>43689385
you'll buy it anyway

I've never played Splatoon, is it actually any good?
t. never touched anything nintendon't

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>>43692757
yes
my post from earlier is not even slightly ironic >>43651909
it's one of the best, most interesting, most forward-thinking, and most inventive multiplayer games of all time

>>43692757
easily one of the greatest series i’ve ever played desu. the music especially makes it so good for me

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This thread convinced me to consider resubbing to Nintendo online to play splatoon 3 again... Is it even possible anymore to find groups of people queueing this game though?

>>43692757
I love it, its not perfect of course but its very fun and the music is very unique and cool imo. I miss playing splatoon 3 but I've gotten sorta tired of it after over 1k hours of playtime...

>>43698851
take the salmon run pill

we're all high IQ gyro users in /tttt/, right?

>>43700175
a lot of those hours are in salmon run. i used to grind scales for stuff but now that scales are so easy to get it feels boring

>>43702096
it's kind of funny how because of item prices and fixed scale rewards bronze scales are more rare than gold scales

bump

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shiver is FLAT

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Salmon Run Next Wave is the best co-op wave defense in the history of videogames

does anyone wanna play together for the golden rotation in a few days
we don’t have to friend each other i can just make a pool

>>43711188
i've never used pools before i just queue into randoms forever
what's your rank

>>43707109
tfw iwnbao(ctoling)

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>>43580558

>>43712195
giwswm

>>43712005
i’m evp on all maps and can play well consistently until 700-800 points

>>43714078
based and same
i'd join as long as the pool doesn't get overrun by /pol/ tourists

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>tfw no salmon run gf

>>43721123
>get a salmon run gf
>she's 11

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>>43721610
>get an adult salmon run gf
>she's flat as a board

>>43717293
same or ppl joining just to troll/throw lmfao
regardless i think this golden rotation should be fun considering it isn’t on spawning grounds this time

>>43723844
that or people who get really mad when they lose or when people don't play exactly right
spawning grounds is a goated map however

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>>43727534

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happy eleven year anniversary guys i remember playing splatoon all day and night during that summer

i miss when splatoon had a “real” competitive scene during splatoon 1 and 2. i’ll never forget wanting to attend smash n splash so badly

>>43741707
what's different these days? from the outside it looks the same as before, a passionate but small scene

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2 months until we get shitloads of Shiver x Frye x Mechanic yuribait in Raiders

>>43711188
if you make this pool can i match into it when i'm in a 2stack?

>>43749276
wuzzat
also i hope everyone’s enjoying the golden rotation so far

>>43755955
like if i start a room and invite a friend and then queue, can i queue into the pool with that friend even if the friend isn't also in the pool?
shift is pretty fun as usual, grizzco is goated and there are no bad salmon run stages

yatpt

raiders news never
splatoon 4 never
salmon run helldivers 2 style live service territory war never

>>43580558
splatoon characters are pretty hot ngl.

>>43794281
>>43651909

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>>43794281
for me it’s marie

>>43580558
I mean, Marie is the based choice, no question. I still remember Callie vs Marie.

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>>43803315
i’m still salty that marie won

>>43807155
Ha ha, eat it nerd I was there on the front lines fighting the Queen!

>pearl and marina are canonically lesbians
>acht is canonically nonbinary
>murch is canonically [spoiler]a fucking faggot[/spoiler]
based

>>43812133
>pearl and marina are canonically lesbians
[citation needed]
>acht is canonically nonbinary
[citation needed]
>murch is canonically [spoiler]a fucking faggot[/spoiler]
[citation needed]

>>43812264
>[citation needed]
their relationship and the official artbook
>[citation needed]
western pronouns and japanese honorifics
>[citation needed]
just look at him

>>43609032
>>43586659
>tfw first and only attempt at 10