Yoooo tits. I fr*ckin love tits. I wish men had tits I love them so much

>Lit_Laugh_Love

>>25210583
All of these sound like things women would say

>>25210583
The first thing I noticed my first day on campus too was blonde girls with big tits.

>>25210583
>um chud this is heckin problematic
Amazing to see one of these creatures out in the wild in the big 26

>>25210583
Test

book?

>>25210589
estrogen pills give men tits. what you do with this information is up to you.

(Natural) blondes with big bazongas are self-evidently the pinnacle of life's and humanity's evolution, are you not supposed to notice them?

Plus he obviously underestimates how much women care about other women's bodies or their own sexuality. The only people who cares more about women's bodies than straight men are straight women.

>>25210620
https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/222791059-the-mind-reels

this is literally exactly how women think
he needs to fuck a girl with big tits and see just how much she talks about them
of course he won't as he's too busy proving how non threatening he is

>>25210643
lel it's a Freddie deBoer book. I thought it was going to be Delicious Tacos.

Why do fags and redditors never care about women writing women, like that isn't just as bad, if not worse than men writing women?

you cucks will continue to impotently bark at his review from here, instead of actually going to the website and calling him out for being a retard. pathetic, really.

>>25211161
#notyourpersonalarmy

>>25211161
I really don’t care about this dude, like at all. I’m more annoyed with OP for this obviously gay thread

>>25210597
marcus has never been around those women though. he has shown his own ignorance of the real nature of college age, slutty halloween, frat attending girls and he has outed himself as a funcel.

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>>25210583
>when sweet plain ordinary girls are allowed to whore it out a little
Fucking kek, I literally lost on this one

>>25210628
Tren is a steroid that causes gyno and male lactation (roidmilk)
By having a sissy take estrogen and cycle tren while not working out, the sissy's tits will grow and be milkable while paizuri happens

>>25210628
Tren is a steroid that causes gyno and male lactation (roidmilk)
By having a sissy take estrogen and cycle tren while not working out, the sissy's tits will grow and be milkable while paizuri happens
>>25211154
Us gays are quietly gossiping about the terrors of women writing gay erotica like gay men are pets for their projections and entertainment while getting everything wrong about being gay. As especially wrong when it comes to gay mating rituals and sex

>>25210583
Didn't read. Don't care.

Women can't write women.

>>25211452
foid yaoi >>>> barashit.

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>this book is le triggering!
>it says women are less than perfect! Mmmmmm that is misogyny!

>>25210628
I've heard about a man that drank 1 liter of basedmilk everyday and started to lactate because of it. If you're able to reproduce these results is unknown until you test it for yourself.

Mid forties is too old to be writing women like this, unironically.

>>25210583
I hate faggots so much.
We don't have enough fag hate threads. I propose that we convert one of the weekly women hate threads into a faggot hate thread.

>>25211562
that will remove almost a quarter of our opportunities to hate women. Sounds like something a woman would suggest

>>25210597
I was shocked to see a male username desu. Maybe he will transition soon. Or it’s a give-me-pussy soi.

I used to love the cool fantasy adventure girl trope but my later understanding of women and the development of our society have forever denied me the ability to write one in earnest. I loved that trope innocently, without the political shit, cause action girls are cool.
But today I have to write that feminine, weasely pettiness, that fleeting nature of emotions, the potential of promiscuity and opportunism, that natural mercuriality in their principles into them for the sake of making them believable as women, and it ruins them. By the time I've done my job they are shit.
I wish I could get my innocent eyes back and create pure waifus again. What a loss

>>25211457
Controversial truth

>>25211457
>>25211702
How do you even know that, you fucking gaylords?

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>>25210583
My favorite weird women fact is that they are obsessed with tits way more than guys, often staring at them more obviously, groping them without consent, and bringing them up in casual conversation.

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>>25210583
>meanwhile on fem/lit/

>>25211452
>Us gays are quietly gossiping about the terrors of women writing gay erotica like gay men are pets for their projections and entertainment while getting everything wrong about being gay. As especially wrong when it comes to gay mating rituals and sex
can you explain in more detail?

>>25212357
oh wow imagine if the same standards were applied to the other side

>>25210583
Is self-flagellation a kind of jestermaxxing?

>>25210597
White knights know of women only be reputation, as unassailable princesses, virtuous and chaste.

>>25210583
>"There's a subreddit called..."
Imagine being this guy. Imagine writing this.

>>25212540
>Is self-flagellation a kind of jestermaxxing?
Is it still self-flagellation when the performer genuinely isn't sentient? Can a void whip itself?

>>25211154
Something that I find strange is that women often complain about the way male authors write sex scenes, but those smutty romance novels that are written by women for women almost always have the exact same issues with their sex scenes that the ones written by men do...the guy is rapey, he doesn't care about foreplay, he just shoves it in and pumps away, etc. the male leads in those novels are more overwhelming than they are sexually impressive even though plenty of people complain about men writing sex scenes where the male character is inconsiderate of the woman's experience.

>>25212692
The most important thing to learn about women is that they are natural double-thinkers and have no concept of coherent thought or hypocrisy. This is also why they love communism so much. They go off feelings and bullshitting things with woman dialectic which focuses entirely on downplaying the fact that you're a hypocrite. They are unironically large children and there is nothing you can do about it. You wouldn't argue with an 8 year old about shit.

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>>25211562
nah fags are cool, they men after all. nothing gay about presenting ass to a homie now and then!

>>25212357
Is this fucking fourth wing?

>>25211695
Men go on adventures to try to find women better than the ones at home.

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>>25213634
Yes.
An excerpt from the first Dresden File's book, which people like to point to as an example of male-gazey writing, for comparison.

I don't care if you want to lose yourself in triple-layered troemellian post-irony sarcasm, just don't drag your jewish, poc, queer, or female fans down with you ...