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I'm losing hope that there will ever be a great zoomer novel. Literature might just be over. Where are the male zoomer writers trying to create bold new art, where are the zoomer intellectuals?
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Could a zoomer male even get published in the current climate? Also, any zoomer intellectual would have been classically educated and consequently won't represent their generation.
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>>25213855
>where are the zoomer intellectuals
vegetating on substack writing the trillionth essay on zoomer inter-sex relations
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>>25213855
I'll write one eventually. I need time alright. I got short form content to consume first
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>>25213855
Any "zoomer intellectual" capable of writing a masterpiece is smart enough to realize that nobody writes nor reads novels anymore (except for women and their smut.) They're making animations, games, comics, etc. instead.

The only sort that would still be driven to write novels would be very weird and not represent what zoomers are.
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>>25213855
Literature is unc coded, Tik tok is the future
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>>25213895
>They're making animations, games, comics, etc. instead.
Made me audibly chuckle.
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>>25213855

I wrote some zoomer short fic. here:

>Dave spat out his boba, glistening tapioca balls scattering like sad wet grapeshot on the carpet.
>“Bruh, it’s the real Freddy Five Nights” said Dave, algo-speakishly. John turned to look at him, but not in the eyes, because eye-contact is cringe, even in a life or death situation.
>“Deadass we are going to be unalived here.” he murmured with a problematically queer-coded whimper.
>Freddy Five Nights hoovered up an animatronic claw gripping his axe, his disgusting but oddly sexy voice issuing forth from the yellowed ranks of his flat teeth.
>“IT’S FREDDIN’ TIME” he bellowed wheezily. He took one jerky step towards the kids, and then stopped to look straight into the camera.
>“Hey everyone. It’s me, your favourite animatronic psycho-killer bear. I just wanted to take this moment to reflect and hold space on the fact that while I might be a child murderer and alleged pdf-file, I would never, and I mean EVER, say an ethnic slur. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine.”
>Freddy swung his axe down and split Dave’s skull open like a melty piece of dubai chocolate. His brains splattered all over John’s face.
>“Chat, are we cooked?” asked John. But there was no chat to hear him.
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>>25213855
I'd rather make a story driven video game
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>>25213895
>They're making animations
I think animator might be the only less prestigious, more thankless, less earning, in many ways more difficult, profession than author.

Why do the retarded bother commenting?
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Zoomer here. Very few people in my life read. One is an english lit student. The other only reads sci-fi.
Literature is a dying art form - it is so uncommon that it is seen as performative to be reading in public: you couldn't possibly be reading for enjoyment, it must be to show women how intellectual you are. Zoomer girls read but its only romantasy 'minotaur milking farm' sloppa.
The next great zoomer novel will unfortuantely probably be a visual/video game novel or a manga.
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being an animator works if you also make it a part of your social media grift. like if you are an animator and make some gay instagram reel of your "cool dark fantasy world" with trendy audio or something it will explode with views and likes. harder to do as an author as you cant aestheticize your commodity as well.
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>>25214058
That might be true but it's irrelevant to the OP. The next great contribution to literature isn't going to be written by any one trying to commodity max their social media grift.

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