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>>43109744

>>43110098
Did you just flip her nose upside down? That's very rude anon

>>43110459
but now she's always smiling

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Don't die Pongo Po

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she's so adorable bros

>>43114872
now she's the really really bald one

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>>43115331
iwtcipp

>>43114327
This made me chuckle. Thanks, anon.

What is the etemology of the word "ponk"?

Her farts could kill a grown man.

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>>43121833
this isn't the glimmer thread

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>>43121833
Her farts could REVIVE a grown man.

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>>43122566
>artist has a cute artstyle
>they have a disgusting fetish and/or draw porn

>>43123324
>and/or draw porn
You reject an artist if they draw pony pussy whatsoever?

>>43123324
>cute artstyle
>disgusting fetish
Simply wasted talent

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>>43116280
Funny how those awful fanfics survived the end of the show.

>>43123409
I actually quite enjoy that comic.

>>43122566
This is fucking hilarious.

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>>43123413
I mean, yeah, this one is interesting, but with all the context we have now, it's hard not to read these fics without thinking they'd end kinda like this:

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You wake up on a lovely Sunday morning only to discover that Pinkie Pie has broken into your home and has been staring at you while you sleep for the past 4 hours and 37 minutes waiting for you to open your eyes so she can invite you to join her in burglarizing the Golden Oak Library for the Forbidden Dessert Book™ Twilight is safeguarding.

Are you a bad enough dude to rob a public building during the daytime?

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>>43124963
You had me by the 14th word

What you do if you swapped body’s with pinkie pie for 24 hours?

>>43128230
I'd go tell Twilight about it and try and fix the problem as soon as possible! Pinkie would be scared and confused being stuck in a different body, I'd be a jerk if I didn't solve it.

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>>43123409
>>43123761
Speaking of context it's very ironic that she has a mental breakdown because Luna assumed Gilda is her friend, considering how easily she forgave her in canon. And came out way after the show's end. Even more ironically that might more out of character than her being a deranged serial killer, considering it's pretty much canon that she has some serious mental health issues and even the show indirectly admits some things she does would be pretty horror movie villain-like from some stranger's perspective and without context.

>>43130901
She's so fucking cute bros
How does she do it?

>>43131165
The fuck is that?

>>43131168
It's pinkie pie

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This is a short story I wrote on a whim, inspired by pic related. My first in fact, so any critique is appreciated so I can avoid writing retarded.

"What's In A Name?"

>RING RING!

>The door bell chiming was normally a pleasant tune to Pinkie Pie's ears whenever she heard it...normally, but not today...

>"HI PLENKA PO!" called a very familiar voice.

>Pinkie flinched at the sound of the voice, like nails on chalk, ears pinning tight to her head. She nervously turned to face the source of the voice while putting on the best smile she could muster under the discomfort.

>Green skin like vomit, an inky black suit like the empty void and red tie like a bloody trail, The Human named Anon skipped happily into Sugarcube Corner. The innocent and childlike glee on his face hiding the sick horrors lurking within his head.

>It's been a year since he shambled out of the Everfree into Ponyville. While the other ponies panicked and ran about like frightened chickens screaming "THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" Pinkie Pie did what anypony ought to do, and introduced herself to help him feel welcome in his now new home. Oh Pinkie...foolish little Pinkie...if only you knew what torment awaited after that fateful day...

>"PLIIIIIINKO...?"
>"PUUUUNKA POO...?"
>"Earth to PICKLE POP...are you there!?"

>Pinkie finally awoke from her trauma induced flashback, ears ringing from the auditory assault.
"Come on Anooon..."
>Pinkie sighed, sagging onto the counter top like a puddle of sludge.
"I keep telling you its Pinkie Pie...P I N K I E P I E..."

>"Yeah I know that, Pippa Pum!" Anon replied, the sweetest smile on his face. "You think I'd forget the name of my very first friend?"

>He's a demon. He has to be! How could someone keep this up an ENTIRE YEAR!?! What madness could possess a pony to do this? At first she thought it was just him adjusting to the new world he found himself in, and then she just thought it was just a funny joke, but now? Now it had to be intentional! It had to be some kind of torture! Oh Pinkie...if only you just hid in your house like the other ponies...

>"NO! NO NO NO! I WON'T ACCEPT THIS!" Pinkie rose from the counter, her eyes burning with defiance and determination. "I CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS! IT ENDS TODAY!"

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>>43131275
"IT'S PINKIE PIE!" roared Pinkie

>"IT'S PONKO PEE!" Anon gleefully replied

"NO, NO, ANON. Pinkie Pie!" Countered Pinkie furiously shaking her head.

>"Penker Por?" asked Anon, puzzled.

"Piiinkiiie..." Pinkie gestured in desperation.

>"Plenkaa..." mimicked Anon.

"Pinkie...Pie..." tears streaming down her face.

>"Perky Pup!" waved Anon.

Pinkie Pie grabbed Anon's face pulling on his cheeks viciously "Pinkeee..."

>Anon unfazed by Pinkie's assault. "Plurkyyy..."

"Pinkie Pie!" scowled Pinkie.

>"Poogle Pims" smirked Anon.

"PINKIE PIE!" fumed Pinkie, her face more red than pink now.

>"Punky Pout" Anon quipped.

>Pinkie Pie sat there dumbfounded, stupefied, astonished, bamboozled, and bewildered. She held her head as a splitting headache took hold of her. Sinking back into the counter groaning at the sheer agony that Anon had inflicted on her. "There’s just no way..." Pinkie sighed in exhaustion "I've said it so many times...how...how does he keep getting it wrong...?" She felt a hand upon her weary head. The most gentle touch she's ever felt.

>"Pinkie..."

>At the sound of her name finally being said she rose back up, Celestia's light bathed the store as it sanctified this momentous moment. Pinkie jumped from the counter, latching onto Anon's torso and looking into his big beautiful face.

"YES! Pinkie Pie! SAY IT, ANON!"
>She could barely contain her manic excitement, eyes wide, pupils the size of dinner plates, breathing heavily as time slowed around them. Drinking in every detail, every second, and every twitch of Anon's face. And then it happened...his lips parted and Pinkie's excitement grew in anticipation. This will be a blessed day! A beautiful day! A brilliant and breathtaking moment for all! Pinkie would throw the biggest party of her life this day...oh this day...will be the most wondrous day of her life!

>"Po"

>"I wonder if I could turn him into stone with the Elements..." pondered Pinkie.

END

ah fug I left the spacing in

>>43131404
The average is 21 seconds.

>>43131278
Quality green, good stuff anon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NSqbRG78vQ

>>43145281
>Bipolar
>Histrionic
>Schizophrenic
>Potentially Paranoid
This horse has issues...

>>43150392
I could fix her

Haltie's gonna be pushing out a Pinkie animation soon. Hopefully someone posts it instead of waiting a year for him to make it public.

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>>43131278
Love the idea that Pinkie thinks she could have avoided all of this if she had just not been friendly to Anon from the start, like every pony else was doing.
>>43131281
>It would have looked bad without the spacing imo. Your green lines are very long. A lot of them contain multiple sentences, sometimes two or even three at a time.
>So when you don't space that shit out, then all the lines start to kind of blur together into this really cluttered-looking mess. Kinda like what this example is supposed to be rn.
>tl;dr it looked fine to me

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>>43148457
>"̶̡̧̨̢̢̨̧̛̛̛̛͚̱̰̮̝̹͓͉̳̱͓̫̞͉̞̥̜̩̘͚̞̤̼͚̭̼̥̣̗̞̦͉̝͕͕͉̰̘͈̱̝͔͖̳͙͉̘̤̠̳̼̱̦̣̦͈̹̫̮̙͙͙͍̙͖̟̭͖͇̬̟̫̙̱̹̬̗̪͍̟̝̦̝̬͖̣̳̦̰̣̜̫͉̪̦̦̭̭̮̳̳͎̞͈̣̊̈́͗̃̀̏̑͛̀̐̓͑̍͌̽͗̾́̈́̈́͋̾̽̉̉̄̓̑̈́͐͊̈́͛̀͂́̐̈́͆̀̓̈́͑̎̎͒̑̏͌̍̾͂͆́̎͐̔̽̾͗̎̈́̃͋͛̊̎̇̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅH̸̡̢̛͖̻̦̫͖̹͓̘̙̩̞̥͉̀̆̽̍͒͋̃͑̆̾̔̈́̾̽̇̀̾͐͛͋̑̀̐͊͂̃̋́̐̍́̂̎͒̑̌̆̉͛̿́̀̔̌̆̂̇̋̄͂͒͂͒́͂̎̆͐̇́̒́̀͑̈́̃̉̏̋̒͛̀̔͌̒̽͐̂̿͂̉̽̎̍̓̓͆̈́̒̔̈́͒̂́͊̾̄͋͑̃̽͗̂̐̍̎̽̃͋̔̈́͋́̇̚̚̚̕͘̕͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅḢ̷̨̢̧̧̨̧̨̢̡̡͈͔̻̮̺̠͚̫̤̞̞̩͓̰͎͍͎̣̯̪̹͎̯̗̣̙̦̮͔̩͙̠͖̞̟͈̪̤̝̙̝̜̱̺͚̪̱͓̮͖̜̤͓̳͈̩̱̟͇̺̜̞̤̻̺̝̤̤͎̱͈͈̝͙͉͓͔̭͓̖͎̩̥̝̜̤͕̝̥̗͚͕̥̜̓̿̎̉́͌̉͒̀͂͊̀̔̀͌͛͂̊̄̃͑̐̉̃̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅH̵̢̢̧̧̢̢̡̡̨̨̢̧̧̛̛̤̞̜̹̰̻̻͓̙̫̞̣͓̙̜̻̳̯̰͉̩̣͉̦͕̤̤̰̗̪̫̺̥̤̣̗̣͈͇̭̪̜͖̫̭͓̺̫̠͕̝̞͍̮̜̼̙̪̙͎̙̬̞͖͔̮̝̠̮̳̘͎̹̣̹̬̤̼̪͖̜̯̤͔̩̑̑̃͗̉̉̈́̄̃̓̀̓̐͛̍̽͂͂͒̃͑̏̉̑̏̌͊̒͌͗͌̽͘͜͜ͅI̶̧̡̡̡̙͖̮̫̣͉̞̯̝̜͚̥͓̩̭͖̠̬̝̥̖̱̝̜̳̳͙͉̔̓͋̑͒̈́̆̂͊̃̔̓͊̈͐̂̆̊́̾̆̇̂̄́̾̀̈͛̌̑̎͐͋͆͑̋͂͋̽̆̑͗͒̍̋͒͋̈́̈́̈́͛̀͗̈́͆̕̚̚͘̕̕̕̚͝͠ͅI̷̡̡̨̢̡̧̧̛̮̙̥͍̹̘̘͙̰̜͉̜͉̠̬͈̙͇̥̖̖͈̥̥͍̝͓̙͖̻̯̗͎̞͓̞̳͓̰̟̝̺̥̭̼̗̤̥͎̺͍̾̽͌͒̚͜ͅI̷̢̧̛̦̞̩͇͍̙̭̒͛̃͋̈́͛̉͒̓͛̍̓̉͂̌͗̏̆̀̊͋̐̀̓̉̎͆̌͐̌͋͒̆̑̓͐͑̏͗̇͊̌́̇̋́̂͑̋͗̎̓̌̿́͊̂̽͌̉̎́͐͑͐́̊̐̏̽̓̔̐̑̏̏́̏̑͂͋̃̄͆̉̊̽͋́̑͋̋͐́̊̀̌̍̌̚̚̕͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͠!̶̧̧̢̡̡̢̨̢̧̨̢̧̛̛̜̜̼̫̰͔̻̮͓͕͙̺̱͇̞͇̝͖͓̻͚̬͓̥̹͖̠͇͔̪͈̳͎̻͍̫̮̜͎͓̖̰͈͇̪̣̳͇̣͚͚̟̳̗̠̻̼̰̝̝͙̻̝̰̦̭̙͈̖̱̳͚̹͉̮̘̩̘̥̠̪̟͓͔͉͍̣̬̰͚̌͊̑̒͆͊̄̆̐̂̏̈̿͊̀̽͆̇̈́͆͋͌̍̄̌͒̔̒͆̇́̆̆̀͐͊̔̇͋̈́͐͛͑͋͒̑̔͊̑̀̃̈́̀̏̈́̄̂͑̉́̓͛̀̍̔̒̓̾͛͛̕͘̚̕̚͘̚͜͜͠͠͝ͅ!̶̨̨͓̭͇͖̜̥͇̪́̈́̀̑̈́͗͂̂́̿̃͋̋̈́͑̀͊͆́́̈́͐͂́̍͛͘̚̕͠͝ͅ!̵̨̨̡̢̧̧̧̨̨̢̡̣̗̼͉̳͓̦͓͇̠̦̘̪̣̹̮͔̞͖̺̩̘̞̺̪͕͓̭̦̻̜̣̖͍͔̗͎̝̯̠̯̻͖̗̪̻̠̭͓͎̜̯͙͔̻͈̘̠̯͓͙̘̼̱̼͖̼͉̺̙̬̻̯̙͓̦͈̮̰͍̖̻̭͖̀̏͗̋̉̐͂̂̀̓̎̏̐̂̊͋̐͋̌̈́̓̾̓̐̓̍́͋͑̓̂͌̑̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ"̵̧̢̧̢̡̧̢̡̢̧̡̡̨̞̳̭͍͖̙̠̝̟̩͖̣͚̺̳̟̗̫͚̮͉̣͇͎͕̺̼͖̤̝̪͚̩̙̙̯͚̗̝̳̭͈̹̻͔̙̱͔̦̦̣͚͚̞̤̟͎͓̜̮͙͉̭͙͇̻͙̔̇̀͜͜͝ͅͅͅ

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Any of you ponkfags have interesting headcanons to fill the void?

>>43157559
It'll take me rewriting everyone's reality to explain anon

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One of the hottest Pinkie pictures ever drawn

>>43157559
Not sure you could call me a ponkfag, but whatever:
>Nana Pinkie (presumably Quartz's mother) was a witch
Similar to Zecora, but, judging by her family, creepier. Would explain why she knew the location of a magic clone army lake and why Pinkie and Maud can seemingly teleport in a way different from Twilight's.

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>>43164472
>descendant of a witch
Could be that she's just a gypsy!

>>43164486
She's from a pony amish family.

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hi

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>pg 9

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>>43157559
>The writers knew about Cupcakes and liked it.
Or at least were interested enough to (seemingly) reference it multiple times.

>>43167611
Speaking of Cupcakes, why did it make Pinkie Pie basically Jeffrey Epstein? Was it just edgy slop that happened to resemble real life depravity?
...did they know?

Imagine Cupcakes but all of the elites are involved, including the main 6, Luna, etc.

>9

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>>43168052
I don't know. Is Drecker Jones in the files?
In all seriousness, I know that this was most likely a joke, but Cupcakes was made around 2011, during the edgy period of the internet and the 3rd season of Happy Tree Friends. It was most likely a product of it's time... Hopefully that's the case and we don't find out that Jones has literal skeletons in his closet or something.

Does a Pinkie music playlist exist?

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>>43172718
>"STOP with that irritating happy-go-lucky attitude. WE are NOT friends anymore. NO ONE is your friend anymore and NO ONE will want to be, because NO ONE wants to be friends with someone who will TORTURE them, MURDER them and DESECRATE their corpses. You ruined their feelings and trust, you ruined EVERYONE's feelings and trust. Me and Matilda found your sister making circles around the prison. You know what she told us? Your mother fainted when she learned the news and is now in a hospital. Your father is thinking about disowning you to protect the rest of your sisters from your reputation, your elder sister got into a fight with people calling you a freak, your twin sister has closed herself in her room and is not coming out for anything and- what was her name again... oh, yeah- Mud spent hours thinking how or even if she should tell you. THAT is how bad you fucked up. That is NOT something you can fix with an apology and some favors, kid. NOTHING can fix this. So stop sending me invitations to your "final goodbye party", ok. I'm not coming. I don't want to see your face again. Matilda wanted me to put it nicely, but thankfully she's busy with your sister and I do not believe you deserve such mercy. Not after I caught a glimpse of your "decorations". Know that everyone who will show up will either hate you enough to want to lose time from their lives to watch you die, or has to... *Sigh* Judging by how you're entire appearance changed, I guess even for how batshit insane you are, you got at least part of the message. Goodbye, Pinkie P... No. That's your nickname right? That's something friends use. Let me see Matilda's notes again... Goodbye, Pinkamena Diane Pie. I hope we never meet again. I hope no one in Ponyville is forced to ever meet you again."

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>>43174084
Ouch.

anon. dont do that...

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>>43175007
DISTURBING THE PEACE~

>>43175564
This, but then you fuck her

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Gigantic

>>43176791
Bigger.

>>43180279
jesus christ that is an ugly pinkie.

>>43150476
Seconded
Wanna see the ponk get plonked