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>>43164783
taste the rainbow

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>>43164783
I want to sleep with dashie after a plapping session

I drank a glass of Tang today. This has nothing to do with Rainbow Dash, I just felt like informing you that I drank some Tang.

I want Tender Taps to take a tender crap on my chest.

>>43165419
Did you enjoy it?

._. I wiww be on aww fouws, pwowing Wainbow Dashie Washie in hew stinky poopy howe, an' I wiww be shoving my testicwes an' my giant peenie weenie as faw into Wainbow Dashie Washie's chocowate howe as it wiww go, but suddenwy, Wainbow Dashie Washie wiww stawt moaning in pain, an' she wiww teww me she tinks someting wuptuwed in her bummy bum. Den, I wiww feew something getting aww ova my weinew, an' as I puww it outta Wainbow Dashie Washie's poo cave, I wiww see dat hew wainbow cowowed poopy is aww ova my peenie weenie, my testicwes, an' my cwotch, an' some a it got on my fingews as I was puwwing my weinew fwee. Poopy wiww stawt ewupting outta Wainbow Dashie Washie's tuwd tunnew, spwaying me in poopy doopy. I wiww twy ta get away fwom the outta contwow poopew of Wainbow Dashie Washie, but hew poo poo wiww be coming out so quickwy dat I won't be abwe ta do anything but put my hands up ta twy an' shiewd my facey wacey fwom getting dwenched in anymowe of her wainbow cowowed tuwds. Da whowe time, I wiww be stuck dewe, getting showewed by hew stinky wainbow poo poo as I'm begging Wainbow Dashie Washie ta stop >o<

>>43164783
'um inside 'ash

>>43164783
>my little plapshie
>my little plapshie
>fu-uh-uh-uh-uck!
>my little plapshie
>i used to wonder what plapping could be
>my little plapshie
>until you all shared this dashie with me
>big ponuts
>tons of cum
>a beautiful snatch
>girthy and long
>sharing clop slop
>is an easy feat
>and ai makes it all complete
>my little plapshie
>do you know we're all going to creeaaaam! *SQUIRT*

>>43165588
Oi, moite! Ya got a loiscense for cumming insoide dat 'ainbow 'ash?

>>43165614
I got a loiscense for cumming inside bobbies, yeah? so 'end over.

I want to pee all over Fluttershy because I can't hold it in anymore, and I don't think I can make it to the bathroom in time. Oh, no. Oh, no. Here it comes. Drink up, Fluttershy! You're in for some golden rain!

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>>43165780
You need to leave.

>>43165786
Please! I won't be a minute! I desperately need to use your Fluttershy!

>>43165780
this but it's fluttershy peeing on me

I want dashie washie to cummie wummy inside plwease

I wan Rarity to demonstrate her generosity by always peeing in containers which she is to leave on the side of the road for any passerby to drink.

I want Rainbow Dash to demonstrate her loyalty by always using the same toilet.

>>43166580
I want to poop in the same toilet as Rainbow Dash when she's pooping.

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>>43166531
>>43166580
>>43166767

I want the Arizona Cardinals to be good at some point of my life

>>43166779
I want to bring that cat into the bathroom so it can poop with me and Rainbow Dash in the same toilet.

I want Twilight Sparkle to demonstrate her magic by peeing poop and pooping pee.

I want Twilight to use her magic to give Rainbow Dash a massive penis that produces poop and make her butt only be capable of making pee.

I want Applejack to demonstrate her honesty by loudly announcing what she's about to do in the bathroom.

I want Fluttershy to demonstrate her kindness by holding in her farts so as to not suffocate others.

I want Pinkie Pie to demonstrate that she is the element of laughter by farting with excellent comedic timing.

I want Applejack to announce that she is about to pee, only for Twilight Sparkle to secretly use a pee-poop inversion spell to make a liar out of Applejack, except that wouldn't really make her a liar, thus confusing Applejack who would immediately try to convince herself that she told the truth, only for Applejack to consider that trying to convince herself of anything means she's not being honest with herself, thus leading Applejack to explain the matter by loudly exclaiming that she just peed poop.

>>43167337
Welp, I hate that.

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i hope you guys like my thread simulator

https://youtu.be/xpex5OFckHM?si=-HPwiJ3FBC3wJLZ7

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>>43167389
>picks the worst threads
>has shitty pacing
>the video is wide as fuck for no apparent reason
Get better at it nonny

>>43167396
no

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>>43164783
I want to see it all burn

>>43167398
then dont link yo shit dawg I want all my homies to get goated at it

>>43167401
no

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>>43167403
time to lock in bwai

>>43167406
I want to steal and eat the plate but leave the doughnut on the table while the pony stares in confusion.

>>43167389
Don't listen to him, I'm glad someone new made a PTS and I enjoyed it. In the future I'd recommend paying more attention to text size (often way too small) and getting rid of these epilepsy-inducing moving backgrounds. Also more Indian TTS please :D

>>43167396
>>picks the worst threads
Huh? I don't see /aie/ in there so it's all good.

>>43167389
Not bad. I think it could have used some more reactions and maybe cover some more threads, but otherwise, it was pretty amusing. Plus, I agree with everything >>43167895 said. And yes, the Indian TTS was perfect.

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>>43167982
>implying I would want a fucking general on a PTS

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash again to check if it was not a fluke.

I want to be transformed into a little frog by Sweetie Belle and be dissected by her.

I want to kiss a dissected frog so that it immediately transforms into a dissected Prince Blueblood, who will then legally be my husband and also dead. Easy money!

>>43167389
MOM I'M IN THE VIDEO! I'M FINALYY HORSEFAMOUS!!!!!

I want to rub my poop on myself so I can look Indian. Then I want to poop all over Rainbow Dash so that she can also look Indian.

I want to go out into the middle of Ponyville and drop a huge, smelly dump in front of everyone.

I want to shove peas deep into Sweetie Belle's ear canal while she's asleep.
It'd be extremely painful for her, and she'd probably wake up before I was even finished, but no one could stop me from doing it.

>>43168540
I don't want that for you!

I want to drive Rainbow Dash up the wall and across the ceiling.

I want to take some Q-tips and clean out Sweetie Belle's ears. They're so clogged and dirty, I can see the earwax starting to fall out

I want to kidnap Sweetie Belle and take her away to a secluded place before I duct-tape some headphones around her ears and play this absolute banger for her at full volume:
https://youtu.be/24kssYOEysU?si=ZL6Uk12xmm8NDdKx

I want us to have so much fun itt that the jannies are forced to prune it.

I want to tie Sweetie Belle to a chair and have several different recordings playing at the same time that are just all saying, "Sweetie Belle is a slut" on repeat. I will leave these playing so long, that eventually, Sweetie Belle will be broken, and somehow become an even bigger slut than she already is.

I want Rainbow Dash to turn me off before my batteries run out. She left me on in her dresser drawer after an intense sex session with a well-endowed young zebra male.

hmm this thread feeling like one of those Jumbo Don threads

I want Eff Minus to do an hour-long deep dive on the influence of 9/11 on Rainbow Dash's character

I want Rainbow Dash to kill and brutally rape the Jumbo Don anon.

>>43171493
I want Rainbow Dash to kill and turn all Jumbo Don Haters like >>43171493 into pure ash for Rarity to snort

>>43171547
I want to be snorted by Rarity's ponut.

I want to snort lines of coke off Rarity's ponut.

I want Rarity to snort lines of coke off my ponut.

I want to brainwash the ponies into fighting a civil war over whether coke or pepsi is better.

I want to pick Rainbow Dash's boogers for her since she can't do it herself.

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>tp into equestria through alternative means to keep my human anatomy
>go into torpor
>wake up past timeskip
>purple smart is the only element of harmony left
>I get to work sacrificing pony souls to increase my power
>trasmorph into pony and begin sewing distrust
>industrialize the earth ponies and make them turn against the unicorns
>twilight can't control the chaos all by herself
>I resurrect her friends as subservient husks
>I rail them all as a human and record it
>I make them all moan like the zombies they are
>I even resurrect her mom and rail her too
>send the recording to her castle so she can see the footage (eqg is canon she knows how to use it)
>so she goes into a deep depression
>the unicorns have been exiled to the everfree forest
>pegasi left to form a new home
>earth ponies take over canterlot
>twilight the punished princess exiles herself feeling like a failure
>I show myself
>her voice is full of hatred confusion and sadness
>I tell her...
>NAH I'D RAPE
>and I smash her so good she passes out
>I drag her through the mirror
>her magic drained her godhood is no more and she ages up to like 150+ years and turns to ash
>I cum all over the ash and then I go to chat up the now sexa-licious eqg who are milfs now because time passes slower there
>I use the soul of princess twilight to create a pocket dimension with mares and only mare and literally nothing else
>and call it... wild manes....

>>43172608
...and then Anon woke up to find out he was actually daydreaming and is currently at Marefair sucking another anon's cock like the gay homo he is.

>>43172611
>t. angry twi guy
Fuck alicorns

>>43172617
hey man at least you sucked my cock clean, that's what truly matters at the end.

>>43172620
Kek look who's daydreaming now

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>>43172608
>>purple smart is the only element of harmony left
>>I get to work sacrificing pony souls to increase my power
>>I resurrect her friends as subservient husks
>>her magic drained her godhood is no more and she ages up to like 150+ years and turns to ash
>>I use the soul of princess twilight to create a pocket dimension with mares and only mare and literally nothing else
literally just Dark Souls 3, especially Ringed City DLC

>>43172675
But enough about you, homo.

I want Rainbow Dash to join the Straw Hat Pirates and help them find the One Piece.

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I want to plunder Rainbow's booty.

I want to plunder EqG Rainbow Dash's boots and then toss them through the portal to see what happens.

Argh! Me hearties! Me crew an' me be wantin' ta plunder da booty a' da blue pony wench Rainbow Dash. She be feelin' our cutlasses in our pants in her soft, supple bum. Aye, she be makin' fer pleasureable company out on the high seas. She be the perfect cabin wench fer me ship. Ye land lubbers wish ye could find yerselves a wench as perfect as Rainbow Dash, but ye can't even get yerselves a halfway decent wench fer even ten doubloons. If ye be tryin' ta steal Rainbow Dash from us, me an' me crew make ye' walk the plank, sending ye' straight ta Davy Jones' locker. Ye best not cross us. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life fer me! Yohohoho an' a bottle of marecum!

>>43164783
This might be the most relatable thing I've ever read

Yaaar! That scallywag, K00l just made a new PTS, an' he didn't even share any posts from dis thread 'ere. We can't stand fer dis kinda mutiny! We be makin' 'im walk da plank tomorrow mornin'! Den, once he be sent ta Davy Jones's locker, we be celebratin' wid Rum and fillin' Rainbow Dash's booty wid our seamen's semen! Avast ye, gentlemen and mare! We sail at dawn ta make da landlubber, K00l pay fer his treachery!

>>43174397
I was in it twice so I'm fine with no cumming inside Rainbow Dash.

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>>43174397

>>43165419
I didn't even know they still made it

I miss mlp fim vibes from 2011-2013
we'll never go back to that kino

>>43174647
I don't.

>>43174397
>>43174472
(^o^) Mistew F00wy K00wy is back! I wanna have a fouwsome wid K00w, Wainbow Dashie Washie, and da piwate guy on his piwate ship. We wiww pwundew each oddew's booties and dwink wots and wots a wum, except dis kinda wum wiww stawt wid a C. Yum! Dwink up, me mates! Yo ho ho, an' a bottwe a Wainbow Dashie Washie's kitty juice (๑•́ 3 •̀๑)

>>43174792
Arr! What madness ye be speakin' here?!! We may be desperately horny men out at sea, but we ain't so desperate dat we start plunderin' each other's booties! Dere be no plunderin' a man booties on me ship! No sir! But if ye want ta shove yer mast inside dat landlubber k00l, then we can let ya do so inside the brig where we be keepin' that scurvy cur. It shall be a most humiliating punishment right before we send 'im ta Davy Jones's locker. Yaar! Ye might as well get to it then, ya salty sea dog, but we be keepin' yer precious "Rainbow Dashie Washie" on deck wit' us. She be the only pleasurable company me and me men have had fer the past week.

I want to visit Jumbo Don's birthday party that Pinkie Pie set up and have some cake with everyone here.

I want to volunteer at a summer camp with Rainbow Dash.

I want to devalue the bit so much that somepony invents cryptocurrency to use as an alternative. Then, when the ponies generate a bunch of hype around cryptocurrency I will create a Rainbow Dash-themed meme coin called Rainbow Cash, which I will pump and dump.

>>43175602
>t. Flim and Flam

I want to use Twilight's horn as a dildo.

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>>43174122
>>43174397
>>43174856
fucking hell lmao, I read all of these in Mr Krabs' voice

I want to dash inside Rainbow Cum.

There goes the Dash-fag with his thread like always!

>>43176551
>There goes my Dashfag
>Watch him as he goons
>There goes my Dashfag
>He's really horny

I want to get food with Rainbow Dash at the Krusty Krab.

dash is best pony

I want to shove ginger and chili powder into Rarity’s ponut.

I want to shove Spike buttfirst into Twilight's ponut until only his head is sticking out.

I want to do what the Anon above me talked about, but then steal his idea and pitch it to Nickelodeon as the spiritual successor to CatDog.

I also want to do what the anon above me talked about, except he didn't talk about it. He typed it. Anyway, same as above but g4 cats and g5 dogs.

I want to pet Rainbow Dash's mane one way and then the other.

>>43177045
Damn straight she is.

I want to play with Rainbow Dash's ass.

I want to stitch the Mane Six together, ass to mouth, and make a pony centipede.

I want Jumbo Don to meet Rainbow Dash.

I want rainbow dash to pass judgment on us all deeming us to be unholy abomination as a species and leading a crusade against all primate kind for the same of organic prosperity and when I'm the last Ape left I want her to suffocate me with her cunt

I want Rainbow Dash to put me in the camel clutch to see if I can escape.

I want Rainbow Dash to put me in the crusty cunt to see if I can escape.

I want sarcastic Twilight back.

>>43164783
Cool

I want to eat out Rainbow Dash's crusty crabs.

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>>43174472
This is the empire you've created. Is this what you wanted?

I want to buy Rainbow Dash a krabby patty.

I want to blindfold rainbow dash so without knowing she fills and impregnate diamond tiara's filly womb with her HUGE marecock so i can record and use that footage as evidence to blackmail her into raping silver spoon 1 week later.