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hippogriffs > ponies
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>In some traditions, the hippogriff is said to be the symbol of love, as its parents, the mare and griffin, are natural enemies.
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>>43174290
>taller
?????? This literally is not a bad thing unless you're an insecure beta male who feels threatened and emasculated by a woman being taller than them
>less kissable
True
>only two hooves
They have HANDS bro how is this not an extremely valueable upgrade?? Your Pony mare can't fucking caress you, hold your hand, run your hair through their fingers etc
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No one ever thinks about this but judging by the sideways slits a lot of them have, the implication seems to be that their manes and tails are literally made of just feathers. idk how I feel about this
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>>43174274
This truth is too hard to accept by many.
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>>43174742
?? But that's a beautiful thing?? That just makes me extra horny for her??
https://derpibooru.org/images/2079778
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>>43174795
I was going to hear you out, but then I got furry image jumpscared. It's an oddly biblical looking piece of art though. You wouldn't actually like it, her pee probably smells like fish considering, and goes with the theme of her being an immature child. Youre just not thinking of the negatives properly
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>>43176381I draw the line at mixing fish and pee.
https://u.pone.rs/savayvsu.png
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https://u.pone.rs/qphqyxjb.png
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>>43177273
Hehe nice, thank you very much Anon, I appreciate it.
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>>43177455
No. Not for at least a few more years.
That's what makes it hot.
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>>43177452
You can thank me by posting in the other thread that's back after an absence. It's lonely without you posting your odd attractions.
>>43177455
Yes, but only selectively under fair use and parody.
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>>43177508
The one where Gallus and Silverstream in swimsuits get posted. Not /ggf/, because that thread is deader than the links in the OP...
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>>43177533
The only other board without GR15, the place you're told to go when you post creatures.
>I also want to know what other Anon has odd attractions like me.
He waifus Glimglam, but also REALLY likes GallStream.
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>>43177588
Oh yeah, it has a name, doesn't it.
Has less posters that get hung up on bodily processes than this thread.
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>>43177630
When a girl passes water, it comes out of her urethra, not her pussy. I sentence you to anatomy class with Twilight.
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>>43177893
The urethra is part of the pussy. Pee comes out of the cute slit that conceales the holes, unless you spread it.
Also, people view squirt as sexual too, even though it comes from the urethra and is basically pee, just that the girl orgasms while doing it.
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Is an odd thing to say I'd really like Smolder to pee on my face?
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>>43178010
No it is normal and you know it is so I don't know why you asked that question.
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>>43177919
Pussy is slang for vagina, which is short for vaginal canal, aka what you put your winkie in. Not the entire female reproductive system, academically speaking.
>Also, people view squirt as sexual too
As opposed to nonsexual squirting? (Which is even hotter, ironically.)
>>43178010
It's a good way to clear your sinuses, so I don't think so.
>>43178042
Strange, I remember there being another thread that died quickly. I guess I hallucinated it.
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Beware, hippogriffs are sexual predators.
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>>43174274
Furshit
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>>taller
I'm 6'4" I've never met a woman taller than me so yeah I would feel strange
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>>43178951
You don't have to touch his butt, Silverstream's got it covered.
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y they am tol?
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When I hear that hippogriffs symbolize love in mythology or whatever, my brain interprets that in MLP as Hippogriff society being extremely physically affectionate. They communicate through touch a lot and they think it's weird and silly when other people don't like being touched
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Criminal
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>>43179732
I want to get physical affection from a hippogriff.
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I love her!
>>43181237
>*vomits*
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>>43179176
They have fur but they aren't actually furries. According to furries it as to be physically anthropomorphic so they're actually what is known as "feral". Luckily My Little Pony's are based on mythical horses so it's closer to Pokemon fappers in terms of deviancey.