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>>43178021
yeah jumbo don just snapped the neck of tirek saving all of ponyville and the golden oak library is not burnt
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Um... no.
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>>43178021
Yeah, 4chan is getting deleted.
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>>43178021
Derpy will become a princess?
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>>43178021
>... The Equestrian government finally closed the portal to that awful monkey planet.
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>>43179147
>...after we got all the good ones out, of course!
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>>43179154
But... I'm still here.
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>>43178021
Sorry I'm not interested in your church.
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>>43179154
phew good thing they won't know as I'm a pony after entering the portal perfectly and now I am disguising with the ponies in the background walking among cute little ponies ^:)
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>>43178021
Yes, the entire Equestria knows my wife Glimmy has finally achieved 12 points on Richter scale with her groundbreaking farts.
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>>43179172
Bad news, they just invented a spell to find you!
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>>43179189
WHAT THE FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY INVENTED THE FIND EVERY ANON IN EQUESTRIA SPELL! ONLY IF THEY COULD INVENT THE PREVENT S3 FINALE SPELL!
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>>43179193
Who do you think made the spell, silly?
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>>43179219
Was it Joe Biden? I'm sure he knows some forbidden unicorn spells when he's not in a dementia state
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>>43179193
You don't need a spell for that, just slap the book containing the Alicornification Spell out of Twilight's hooves. Then keep doing it every time she tries to pick it up.
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>>43179247
It's over... We're in creaturequestria...
>>43179252
who will do that 24/7? She's going to do it when we're all sleepy!
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>>43179254
We'll have to do it in shifts. Some Anons time in Equestria will be entirely slapping shit out of Twilight's grasp. Flicking her horn and the like. I think it's a worthy sacrifice though.
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>>43179230
>when he's not in a dementia state
Anon...
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>>43179267
>twilight grumbles and crosses her front hooves
>"I just wanna see what the spell is..."
>the crowd of anons between her and the book shake their heads
>celestia occasionally comes to try and convince them to let twilight read and grow but they're not having it
>the royal guard have been called in a few times but they're mostly ceremonial so they can't break up the protest
>it's so over for equestria
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>>43179230
The dementia state makes his magic more powerful but less controllable by directly channeling chaos energy. Everyone knows this.

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