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Am I the only one who thinks Scootaloo is hot as fuck? She's definitely the hottest of the Cutie Mark Crusader. If it weren't for Scootaloo being a tomboy, I think Sweetie Belle would be the hottest. Her voice is soooo sexy, I can't get enough of it.
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Yes, you're the only one. Nobody has ever been sexually attracted to Scootaloo before and nobody will ever be sexually attracted to Scootaloo again. You're a very special boy.
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>>43178323
Relatable.
Unfortunately, you're going to JAIL, creep.
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>>43178323
Scootaloo is a tomboy. Ergo, Scootaloo is masculine. Ergo, OP is a faggot, QED.
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>>43178374
Ah ha, but see, Scootaloo is a foal which makes her less masculine! This means he's a pedophile but not a faggot!
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>>43178323
Don't fuck the chikkun
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remember that time tumblr and twitter memed her into being an actual canon cripple
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>>43178403
I mean, from a writing standpoint it makes sense. Having both her and Sweetie Belle be late bloomers is a waste because you're telling the same story twice, you may as well try and have one not be what it seems on the surface.
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>>43178323
Scootaloo's like, nine.
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>>43178427
Ive already decided I’m fucking her, you don’t have to convince me more
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>>43178427
Out of ten!
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>>43178413
>tumblr and twitter apologia on my mongolian underwater basketweaving website
take your tomboy misery fetishes elsewhere
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>>43178323
*RRRIIIPPP* Oh no, your ticket!
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How would she act around her crush?
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>>43178925
She acts pretty normal around Apple Bloom so Idk.
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>>43178413
No, from a writing standpoint, literally all three of them are late bloomers because that's the whole point of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Scootaloo being made physically incapable of blooming because of some sad fanfiction sort of undermines the whole CMC theme. Later on also means they can't help any fillies in Cloudsdale get their cutie marks because no CMC member can even get there. It partly defeats the point of the CMC having one of each pony type.

It was always a bad idea that should've stayed in fanfiction.
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>>43178925
Watch a compilation of her interactions with Plapshie and you'll get your answer
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I love this homeless cripple australian filly
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>>43178323
She's not hot. And she's too young to be a proper tomboy anyway.
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>>43179033
That's why part of the enjoyment comes from moulding her, silly. A few choice words, a little attention, a sign that you understand her like nopony else does ... it's delicious.
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>>43178931
She bloomed just fine. 'Your best self might not match up with society's default expectations' is something a lot of kids need to hear.
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>>43179071
Weird message, idk
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>>43179065
Huh, I guess both tomboys and foalcon are corruption fetishes. So wow liking Scootaloo is the most depravest of them all. You can't get lower than that.
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>>43179171
If liking Scootalooty is wrong then I don't want to be right anymkre
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>>43178403
No. That idea wasn't unique to those sites.
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>>43178403
No. The idea wasn't unique to those sites. The show even accidentally implied something was off with Scootaloo when newborn Pound Cake could fly.
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>>43179071
Due to modern medicine, "you have a birth defect that prevents you from achieving your dreams" is thankfully NOT a message that many children in the civilized world need to hear.
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>>43179505
Scootaloo achieves lots and is happy with herself despite not being able to fly. She's also far more capable with her wings later on than she was in early seasons even though she'll never properly fly. These are all useful things for kids to see.
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>>43179519
Alright, let's get into the weeds with it.

Expecting vaguely positive childhood messaging to stand in for material mitigation of material problems is one of the reasons we have a societal epidemic of depressive disorders. A vague positive message is a message that makes the messenger feel good, and that's about it.

It is also not a good message to imply a child is wrong for not simply becoming happy when facing issues like this, especially when negative feelings about it are glossed over or outright ignored. In FiM it's too shallow a treatment for a subject matter this heavy, especially when it was mostly just to say the subject matter was there (in concept, since it's not ever focused on at all).

If they weren't going to meaningfully explore her effectively being neglected by her parents so categorically people thought she was a homeless orphan, they weren't going to do a disability story any justice with her. It's not representation, it's half-checking a box to satisfy a fanon idea.

...I feel like you need to be reminded that her flightlessness is specifically to facilitate a pun with her name. It's not the "stunning and brave" messaging you seem to have convinced yourself it is.
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>>43179519
The website shitting itself ate my post and still bumped the thread.

Anyway, without any real exploration of it, it's not the positive message you seem to have read into it. When you don't show anything about dealing with the negative emotions, you end up implying the child is wrong for not being happy enough with their life - that their unhappiness is the problem, and that they are further flawed for feeling it in the first place.

Completely glossing over the material solutions required to mitigate their material problems is not useful to the child - it just makes the messenger feel better.

I've got to be honest with you, anon, most kids aren't even gonna register anything here past "huh, why doesn't she fly? oh, I guess because she likes the scooter" because it's never explicitly talked about on screen.

I feel like you need to be reminded that her flightlessness is entirely in service to facilitating a pun with her name. They didn't make the story about it any deeper, so their actual motivations weren't any deeper. It wasn't representation, it was half-checking a box for a fanon idea, and the fandom convinced itself it had done something "stunning and brave" while jerking each other off about it on twitter and tumblr.

This is a habit the fandom always had with Scootaloo in particular. If fanon had its way, she really WOULD be a homeless orphan. Completely ignoring the explanation that her parents were always busy and she was good at escaping babysitters that was given all the way back in 2015.
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>>43179519
The website shitting itself ate my post TWICE and still bumped the thread.

Anyway, without any real exploration of it, it's not the positive message you think. When you don't show anything about dealing with the negative emotions, you end up implying the child is wrong for not being happy enough with their life - that their unhappiness is the problem, and that they are further flawed for feeling it in the first place.

Completely glossing over the material solutions required to mitigate their material problems is not useful to the child - it just makes the messenger feel better.

Ultimately, most kids aren't even gonna register anything here past "Huh, why doesn't she fly? Oh, I guess because she likes her scooter and her name is Scootaloo" because it's never explicitly talked about on screen.

I feel like you need to be reminded that her flightlessness is entirely in service to facilitating a pun with her name. They didn't make the story about it any deeper, so their actual motivations weren't any deeper. It wasn't representation, it was half-checking a box for a fanon idea, and the fandom convinced itself it had done something "stunning and brave" while jerking each other off about it on twitter and tumblr.

This is a habit the fandom always had with Scootaloo in particular. If fanon had its way, she really WOULD be a homeless orphan. Completely ignoring the explanation that her parents were always busy and she was good at escaping babysitters that was given all the way back in 2015.
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>the other posts finally load when I post the third one
...Just read the last one. Sorry about that.
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>>43179171
I can't speak to tomboy fetishes, but foalcon isn't a corruption fetish. Just look at /ft/. >>43115487 is even called "Treat your fillies nicely Edition".
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>>43179071
That's a terrible message.
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>>43178330
Why is there a cocksock on that onesie?
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>>43180021
See how the other two are laughing? I think it's a prank.
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>>43179071
They hated him because he told them the truth. Isn't it weird anyway how her default expectation was to fly when she grew up grounded in a mostly earth pony village with a gay earthie aunt and dad who should've talked to her before Rainbow did? Her scootering would be nearly pointless with flight. She has no pegasus foal friend games she's missing out on, nor connections to Cloudsdale. The only motivation she ever had to fly was to chase Rainbow's butt.
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>>43180330
It is a terrible message. "The best you'll be able to be is what everyone else in society considers the bare average." That's soul crushing, enough for people in real life to commit sudoku.
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>>43178401
Ups, I dit it. Again.
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I remember this one fanfic where Scootaloo was homeless and living in the treehouse but the night was extra cold and she died of hypothermia.

It describes how her funeral played out and everyone's reaction to her death, then it shows Scootaloo talking to this being in the afterlife and she wished to live her afterlife as if she hadn't died and she was saved in time. While in the real world she is still dead.

It was sad.
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>>43180346
It's very "neoliberal therapy-pusher" - all they think matters is media messaging, real problems and dissatisfaction with not having real solutions for them just get swept under "just say something positive in the media until the society complies." They're allergic to acknowledging anything but veiled marketing as solutions, so they think veiled marketing is how you make everyone satisfied with their lot in life.
To someone like this, Scootaloo on her scooter can do menial labor with a smile, therefore if she isn't satisfied she should be ashamed of herself and pay a therapist thousands of dollars until talking about it magically makes her happy while providing no real solutions. This is the "message" what they want disabled children to see, under the absolutely delusional idea that this will "inspire" disabled children instead of making them feel hopeless about truly overcoming their disability. These are often the same sorts of people who side with deaf people who want to ban cochlear implants over some abusive nonsense about "deaf identity."
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>>43180346
>t. asian with tiger parents
There was no mention of the expectation being the bare average, only something different. If being average is enough for a pony to an hero though, then he should.....go to therapy.
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>>43178323
nonce
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>>43180346
You don't get it, you just have to add 'and that's ok :) ' at the end. That will do
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>>43180753
Unironically. Otherwise we'll be forced to listen to g5 Rainbow Dash cry like a little bitch.
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>>43180755
Why the fuck did G5 choose to go in such a depressing direction? Glad it's dead.
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>>43180733
What they actually want people to do is to look up footage of that guy who has no legs and still skateboards. It's pretty awesome. Most disabled people can find something awesome they can do too.

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