/mlp/ - Thread 43183565

Anonymous
NEET/Misfit Pone 04/18/26(Sat)03:40:09 No.43183565

NEET/Misfit Pone Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)03:40:09 No.43183565 [Reply]▶

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Previous NEET shenanigans:
>>43047806
>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

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Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)03:41:30 No.43183569

Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)03:41:30 No.43183569▶

>>43183565
Neet was gone for too long

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)06:32:42 No.43183737

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04/18/26(Sat)06:50:46 No.43183742

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>>43183737
You can’t BE ramen Floorb.

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)07:29:21 No.43183771

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>>43183737
>adding the packet into the water
Only recently learned you're supposed to add it after taking the noodles out of the water.

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)08:35:43 No.43183848

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04/18/26(Sat)09:41:19 No.43183943

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>>43183848
Precious floorb warms the heart.

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)11:46:19 No.43184067

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>>43183737

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)12:02:01 No.43184086

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>>43183771
you're supposed to take the noodles out of the water?

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)16:40:21 No.43184425

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04/18/26(Sat)17:41:19 No.43184503

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04/18/26(Sat)20:53:30 No.43184805

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>>43183737
now sheeee ramen

Anonymous
04/18/26(Sat)21:39:36 No.43184893

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04/18/26(Sat)23:19:09 No.43185072

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04/19/26(Sun)03:49:46 No.43185417

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04/19/26(Sun)04:54:02 No.43185493

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Scraggleman
04/19/26(Sun)06:00:05 No.43185609

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Do you think Dot's calendar is cool?

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)10:06:29 No.43185862

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>>43185609
yeah

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)10:11:41 No.43185875

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04/19/26(Sun)12:03:49 No.43186060

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04/19/26(Sun)16:10:47 No.43186377

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04/19/26(Sun)18:05:59 No.43186656

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A little question to bring some discussion to the thread. How old do you think each of the NEET ponies is?

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)19:23:32 No.43186782

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04/19/26(Sun)20:26:31 No.43186961

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04/19/26(Sun)20:33:19 No.43186983

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>>43186656
20-25 years old
no older, unless something specific specifies it

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)02:12:53 No.43187443

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04/20/26(Mon)05:28:30 No.43187691

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>>43186983
Yeah that sounds right to me

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)05:49:59 No.43187701

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florb

nawa
04/20/26(Mon)06:02:33 No.43187711

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>>43186656
I have always imagined floorb and dot as older neets in their early or even mid thirtys. Especially dot since she is always depicted with a classic gameboy. Goldie in her late 20s and Taku would probably be the youngest imo, like 17-19. Thats usually the age ranges I would imagine them to be in when drawing them and thinking about their personalitys. This is subject to change based on the drawing and setting however.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)07:10:55 No.43187763

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04/20/26(Mon)08:01:28 No.43187840

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04/20/26(Mon)08:53:48 No.43187930

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>>43187711
Yeah I definitely agree on Taku being the youngest

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)15:01:46 No.43188288

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>>43187701
It’s nice

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)15:42:51 No.43188349

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)15:42:51 No.43188349▶

I'm glad the thread is back. I copied the OP, so if it disappears for a day or two again, I'll make the next one.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)17:13:29 No.43188551

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)17:13:29 No.43188551▶

>>43186656
Like >>43187711 said, Dot's affinity for the Gameboy (having played it in her youth) and that Scraggleman comic about Dot reflecting on going to Blockbuster as a kid means she's definitely a millennial and is in her late 30s/early 40s if not older. Floorb is probably younger, but not by much (in her 30s?), and Taku is definitely a normalfag weeb that just hangs out with neets because no one else will talk to her about that stuff. And Goldie Mops is probably the same age as Taku if not a bit younger.

That said, assigning age based on real world stuff is silly since they live in Equestria and it's all for fun. So, my head canon is that they're in their mid to late 20s with Dot being the oldest.

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04/20/26(Mon)17:24:57 No.43188587

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>>43183565

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04/20/26(Mon)19:05:43 No.43188871

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04/20/26(Mon)20:13:22 No.43189099

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04/20/26(Mon)21:50:40 No.43189368

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>>43183565

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)21:58:58 No.43189400

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04/20/26(Mon)22:53:31 No.43189573

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All the neets are in a superposition of all the ages an anon consider most appropriate, only collapsing into that age when they meet an anon. Floorb is simultaneously 20 and 32, it is only when she meets anon that it collapses into 20.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)23:04:53 No.43189598

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>>43189573
>it is only when she meets anon that it collapses into 20
The only thing she's collapsing into is my ~~arms.~~

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04/20/26(Mon)23:38:16 No.43189675

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04/21/26(Tue)00:04:34 No.43189738

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>>43189575
Excuse you, I eat cheeseburgers good sir.

Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)01:16:42 No.43189893

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04/21/26(Tue)05:04:38 No.43190208

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I feel lik somebody’s trying to slide something

Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)05:45:08 No.43190253

Anonymous 04/21/26(Tue)05:45:08 No.43190253▶

>>43190208
Every day ever. You'll even get times when the nigerschizo spams a thread as "retaliation" if it stopped him from sliding a thread he didn't like.

Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)05:50:26 No.43190257

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>>43189575
When it comes to the West, you'd probably find the most NEETs (not counting those living with their parents) in Scandinavia, specifically Sweden/Finland (basically the same country) tho

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04/21/26(Tue)06:33:17 No.43190305

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04/21/26(Tue)08:30:22 No.43190462

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04/21/26(Tue)10:21:36 No.43190660

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>>43190305
Always, jump in and get comfy.

Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)13:54:53 No.43190910

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04/21/26(Tue)18:09:21 No.43191232

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04/21/26(Tue)18:10:14 No.43191234

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>>43191232
>two neets staring at each other

Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)19:46:02 No.43191412

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>>43189738
I’m sure she’ll make it through this

Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)22:34:47 No.43191652

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04/22/26(Wed)00:38:40 No.43191949

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>>43191652
The sketch lines makes it look like she's crying, or at least like she's panicking so hard in trying to be cool that she's having a panic attack, lol

Anonymous
04/22/26(Wed)02:11:33 No.43192050

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