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What movies would be instantly improved if they had ponies instead?
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>>43188931
If we're going by that logic, then Rainbow Rocks.
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>>43188981
>Hentai movies
Soredemo Tsuma wo Aishiteru 2
Amami (Cadance)
Uesugi (Shining)
Ugly Bastard (You)
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>>43188853
Clerks and Mallrats
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>>43189608
>THITY SEVEN. MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED THIRY SEVEN DICKS!
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>>43188853
Invincible
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>>43188853
Come and See.
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WFRR
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A Serbian Film
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>>43191157
>you will never genocide other planets with your pink pony buddy, covering yourselves in other people’s blood and gores while singing “Come on Everypony SMILE SMILE SMILE , fill my heart with SUNSHINE SUNSHINE” togheter
Why live!?
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>>43191567
Because Optimus Prime is evil and ordered Equestria to be destoryed
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>>43188853
You can tell by the way that the movies were directed, that David Lynch wish he could have put ponies on his entire cinematography, I think Inland Empire would be the one who would benefit the most from it, but I can see how it would vastly improve on Mulholland Drive as well
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>>43188860never change horsefuckers.
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Come and get one in the yarbles!
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>>43191116
>Dashie variants over Ponyville
>Rainbow Factory Dash: “I always hated this flightless backwater shithole.”
>Rocket to Insanity Dash: “Not all of us are racist you know. I liked it here. Before the nightmares started…”
>Dash.EXE: “U̴g̴h̶!̷ ̷W̷H̵A̵T̴ ̵I̴S̵ ̷T̷A̶K̵I̴N̴G̶ ̶H̸I̷M̸ ̸S̵O̸ ̴L̴O̴N̷G̵!̴!̷!̷”
>Discord: *pop* “Sorry, tomgentlecolts! I prefer to make an entrance. Not only have you destroyed Ponyville, but you’ve also destroyed the Element of Loyalty. Every single pony who survives will remember this when they think of trusting our Rainbow Dash, even if they know it was you.”
>R-Dash 5000: “Y3AH, Y3AH, Y3AH, W3’R3 AW350M3. SWAG. WHAT’5 N3XT?”
>Discord: “Find Dashie and bring her to me. It’s time she loses some… color. As in, all of it.”
>Nightmare Rainbow Dash: “Uuuh, how about we DON’T. Your stupid plan got most of us turned to stone, changeling batteries, or dragon chow.”
>Dash.EXE: “Pfft! Who cares? They were weak! I would have murdered them myself eventually.”
>Evil Pie Hater Dash: “COME ON!!! THE DEAL WAS WE HELP YOU AND THEN YOU GIVE EACH OF US A NEW CLOUDSDALE IN OUR IMAGE TO RULE OVER!!!
>RtI Dash: “We didn’t all make the same deal! I came here to find a non-crazy Pinkie and bring her to my world.”
>Dash.EXE: “̸O̶o̷o̶w̸,̴ ̷s̸o̷m̵e̸o̸n̸e̷ ̵m̷i̵s̵s̷e̴s̴ ̵h̸e̶w̸ ̴f̵w̶i̸e̸n̴d̵s̸.̷ ̶U̶w̶a̶a̸a̴!̷”
>RtI Dash: “Are we even the same person!? I can’t be the only one who wants someone back.”
>Night Guard Dash: ”…I miss Fluttershy.”
>NRD: “Whatever! It’s all pointless if we’re dead or sealed, right? Ourself, we hate you all. We’re done. Give us our kingdoms, or we’ll kill you.”
>Dash.EXE: “̶D̷O̴N̵’̷T̵!̷ ̶B̶E̶!̴ ̷S̸T̵U̴P̵I̸D̵!̸ ̵H̴e̷’̶s̴ ̵i̶m̸m̸o̷r̸t̴a̶l̷.̸ ̷ ̴W̶e̶’̸l̵l̶ ̴j̵u̴s̸t̸ ̴t̴o̴r̷t̷u̴r̶e̷ ̸y̷o̴u̶ ̷i̴n̴s̴t̸e̵a̴d̴,̷ ̶d̶u̷u̴u̵h̸?̷”
>RD5k: “1 CAN G3T B3H1ND THAT. SWAG.”
>EPHD: “Hell yeah…”
>NRD: “Love it.”
>Discord: *taps finger*
>Dashes teleport
>Discord: “Huh, I was certain they’d turn on me much later, oh well.”