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>>43189322
Objectively best flutterape for 4/20 o/ (\

>>43189322
Fluttery-hell, what killed the last one so fast?

>>43189603
Slide threads. Lots of them.

>>43189489
Oh yeah that is today

Stop going so fast

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>>43189817
>"Make me"

>>43189842
Still not as fast as Rainbow Dash.

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yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>9

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late night boop

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Morning boop

>>43190583
>>43190841
Is there any time of day I’m safe from a princess knocking on my door?

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>you are forced to give a response on who is tight or not

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>your job is bumping fluttershy
>OH TIME

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>Be Anon.
>Also be awakening on this Tuesday to the feint sounds a beat and electronic piano slowly fading in.
"What the...?"
>You go to the window to find speakers and a whole ass stage.
>And it's center, Pinkie Pie.
>With an electronic keyboard in front of her.
>"HEYYY NONNY~!"
"Oh no..."
>She begins singing.
https://youtu.be/cbKNICg-REA?si=_ppKjA0dtorGqpeJ

>"So wild, standing there"
>"With his hands in his hair"
>"I can't help remember"
>"Just where he touched me"
>"There's still no face"
>"Here in his place"
>"So cool, he was like"
>"Jazz on a summer's day"
>"Music, high and sweet"
>"Then he just blew away"

>"Now he CAN be that warm"
>"With this mare in his arms"

>"Nonnyyy~, call on me"
>"Call on me, Nonnyyy~"
>"Come and see me"
>"I'm the same mare I used to be"

>"Love songs fill the night"
>"But they don't tell it all"
>"Not how lovers cry out"
>"Just like they're dying"
>"His cries hang there"
>"In time somewhere"
>"Someday, some good wind"
>"May blow him back to me"
>"Some night I may hear"
>"Him like he used to be"

>"No, it can't be that warm"
>"With the wind in her arms"

>"NONNYYY~, call on me"
>"Call on me, Nonnyyy~"
>"Come and see me"
>"I'm the same mare I used to be..."

>She winks and in a bright pink flash, the stage, the speakers, and Pinkie, all explode and disappear into a cloud of pink smoke.
>You hack and cough, trying to fan the smoke away before it gets in the house.
"God damnit I gotta find a new place to live."

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>>43191516
>feint
Minor spelling mistake detected. You will be raped by the grammar council.

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>>43191520
Fuck.

>>43191516
I'd let her rape me out of respect for the hassle

>>43191529
She’s setting you up

>>43191516
There's now glitter everywhere in your house. Stupid pink horse.

>https://derpibooru.org/images/3804847

>>43191964
What the hell Fluttershy

>>43191964
oh that's nasty

>>43191957
He never had a chance

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>>43192185
>>43192290

>>43191964
I ain’t going to own up to shit Flutterfag.

>>43191529
>I'd let her rape me

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>>43193291
Yeah

>>43193295
No pony is going to touch Spike, much less rape.

>>43193389
Well yeah, Twilight would never allow that

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>>43193389
Rarity might rape Spike.

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>"If I can't rape Anon, then YOU can't get raped by Rarity, Spike!"
>"Now go to sleep!"

Somewhere there is a mare stalking (You) and waiting to get you between her thighs so she can gobble up your cock with her cunt.

>>43194014
She's right behind me, isn't she?

>>43194014
My horrible ugliness deters the mares

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>>43194034
>"Stand back, everypony~."
>"Trrrrixie will tame the beast..."

>>43194038
You're a second rate magician with a third rate bag of tricks.

>>43194038
Try taming a mortgage first, Trixie!

>>43194038
TRIXIE TRIXIE! TAME ME! TAME ME! PLEEEEASE!

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>>43194044
>>43194046
>>43194052

>>43194062
Bring this cat to the pound to be put down.

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>>43194062
I was looking for a picture of Trixie getting hit with a newspaper but found this instead. It made me laugh like a retard.

>>43194062
Cuff me to the bedpost, Trixie. My body is ready.

>>43194069
the only pounds I need is me pounding trixie ponut

>>43194101
>Not pounding her trixussy to give her a dozen foals
Coward.

>>43194104
that’s after marriage, duh, everything has to be perfectly done for the great and powerful trixie, everyone shall be invited, minus twi piggy, starlight being the ring holder of the rings

>>43194112
That’s asking for trouble

>>43194070
I almost feel bad for her

>>43194075
>>43194104
Shut up Starlight.

>>43194101
Go get a peg then, Starlight.

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>At least the show Trixie puts on trying to get you is entertaining enough to make the work day fly by

>>43194944
Entertaining for who? Ain’t me.

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>>43195115
>Trixie decides to court you
>Sets up a great and powerful display in your front yard
>...of fireworks
>Wakes you up in the middle of the night to watch and sets them off
>Burns your house down
>Due to some strange provision of Equestrian law, Trixie is now responsible for providing you housing until the house she destroyed is rebuilt
>So you have to move into her caravan with her
>Shenanigans ensue

>>43195124
>This kickstarts a cycle of mares burning your newly built house down so you have to live with them

>>43195154
Only because Trixie kept lying about how you and her totally got it on (despite you sleeping outside every night because of the smell) and rutted night after night in her wagon, and how you used your hands during.

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>Mount Mare MORE
>its not even subtle

>>43195124
This is very cute and someone should write a green about it

>>43195304
Oh lord

>>43194944
She is just incorrigible

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>"I'm giving you a backstage pass~."
>"Remember, if you don't shoe up, I know where you live..."

>>43196004
Guess I’m throwing iron horseshoes at her dumb face.

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>>43196080
>"Heh, heh."

>>43196109
No

>>43196109
YES!

>>43196004
Stop being so lewd

>>43196109
Her horn even looks like you could hook horseshoes on.

Get off 10

>>43197442
Wear a socks and crocks combo.

>>43197442
Dye your hair green.

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>be Fluttershy
>Anon's like a rare creature that's also a hot boy you could maybe kiss someday
>finally work up the courage to try and meet him
>be waiting for him outside of his house, trying to look cool by leaning against his mailbox like Rainbow Dash would
>you end up leaning there for a long time before he finally does come out to check his mail
>he completely ignores you as he does, starts flipping through his letters like you're not even standing there
>you really thought he would say hi to you
>maybe you should try saying something to him first...
"Hey there."
>he nods and smiles joylessly but doesn't acknowledge you any further
>continues to flip through his mail
>you're scrambling to think of another icebreaker when he finally does say his first words to you
>"You alright?"
"Excuse me?"
>"You've been standing out here since this morning."
"Oh. Has it been that long?"
>"It's noon now."
"I was just..."
>dead air fills the gap in conversation where your lie would have gone---if you had one!
>Anon starts staring at you
>"Are you lost?"
"Um... No."
>"Well, alright. I just thought I'd ask before I go back in."
>he's leaving?
>how did this go so badly already?
>"Feel free to eat the grass, if you want."
"No, wait!"
>"What?"
"I just... I really wanted to say hi to you."
>"Okay."
"So, um... Hi, Anon."
>"Hi. Do I know you?"
"Oh! Um, I'm sorry. You don't know me. I haven't introduced myself yet."
>"But you know me?"
"I do. I'm Fluttershy. And I, um, take care of all of Ponyville's creatures, whether they're big or small."
>"Okay."
"So I, um, sorta like you."
>"That's nice."
"So, um, do you want to maybe get to know each other a little better?"
>"I don't know. Maybe."
"Will you at least think about it?"
>"I guess so."
>you've got him
>time to seal the deal
"Like maybe think about it on a date? With me, I mean."
>"No."
"Oh."
>"Sorry, I'm just not into ponies like that."
"Not even a little? Would you at least think about it?"
>"I need to go now."
>this didn't go well
>try not to sound sad as you say to him:
"Just know that if you change your mind, or if you ever need some pony to help you take care of your needs, whether they're big or small, just come to me."
>"Sure."
"Like whenever you're feeling a little lonely."
>"I have lots of friends."
"I didn't mean lonely like that. I mean it, like... at night."
>he blinks slowly
>"What?"
"I'm just saying that if you ever want to sleep with some pony else at night, then I'm available."
>"Uh..."
"And I'm soft too."
>Angel told you to say that, he can be so helpful sometimes
"Plus I'm used to cuddling with bigger creatures, like my friend Harry. He's a bear, and he gives great big hugs, so I really wouldn't mind it if you wanted to squeeze me tight, like if you didn't know your own strength and--"
>"That's weird."
"Oh."
>"Don't be weird."
"Okay..."
>Anon leaves
>you stay and eat the grass, watching him from his windows as he moves about the house
>up until he notices you and closes all his curtains

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>>43197979

>>43197979
Nice green. Nice to see an Anon that isn’t fully over with Fluttershy. Nice and naive to his future troubles.

>>43197989
It’s probably my favorite timeframe for interactions between the two.

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>>43197989
>>43198085

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>>43197979
And so it begins...

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Crunchrape Supreme

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>>43198169
Hey Trixie, is your mom single? I'd totally fuck her and not you.

>>43198573
You’re just gonna make Trixie off her mom

>>43199109
Trixie probably wouldn’t hesitate to murder her mom.

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She's rehearsing.

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>"Hi Nonny!"
>"How do you taste?"
>Mlem-mlem-mlem-mlem
>"Hmm, not bad."
>"Got any other flavors?"

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>fluttershy has a soft belly

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>"Hey there, big'n tasty."
>"Heard you've been having some mare troubles."
>"A little too much for ya?"
>"Its okay, I'm a one human kinda mare, too."
>"So whaddya say we become an item, eh?"
>"It'll get everypony off your back AND we get to have fun~."

>>43200135
I’m a no mare kind of guy.

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>>43199814
>thats nice

>>43199814
It will go as well as her magic acts.

>>43189322
this thread is genuine garbage, literally the worst thread on the board as usual.

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>>43200395

>>43200791
If I had wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted.

>>43200791
Hi Fluttershy

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>>43200791
idk, i kinda like it.

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>>43200791
>hey idiot

>Fillyshy tries to make kidanon her school coltfriend

>>43201183
>He gets groomed by the teacher instead

>>43191516
>songs in greens
Made me remember Smudgey with that one.

This one shot feels like the Flutterrape equivalent to a Family Guy cutaway where the joke is that the show takes a back seat so that they play an entire song. I'll bet there are some old greens in the archive where Fluttershy tried to see if Conway Twitty was Anon's fetish.
Update: I spent five minutes looking for one and didn't find shit.
>>43191520
ah, that's bullshit. come on.
fucking Twilight
>>43191957
>when you're too busy picking up bits of glitter out of the carpet to stop ponies from raping you
dastardly

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>>43195124
>>43195308
Feel like I've seen this exact same prompt before in the archives. I gotta respect the hustle after all this time, Anon, but unfortunately you will NEVER get your Trixie green about her setting off fireworks on Anon's lawn and then burning his house down so that he has to live with her due to pony law.
>>43195154
Holy shit, that's funny. What if it's not just his house though?

>Now that you have to keep coming into the castle to shower (usually with Trixie trying to join you) Starlight decides to take a closer look at this law she found.
>And you being both a rare creature and a citizen does bring its fair share of legal oddities into play.
>It turns out that any pony who destroys your current place of residence, whether it's yours or not, has to legally provide shelter for you.
>But that doesn't always extend to the poor pony that's housing you too.
>So if something happens to them, they'll just end up homeless.
>Knowing this, Trixie wakes up in the middle of the night one night.
>She sees that you are gone, that the door to her wagon is left wide open.
>She gets up and takes a peek outside.
>She finds you lying on your back about ten feet away, still snoring.
>Obvious drag marks in the dirt show that you were pulled outside by something.
>Trixie looks to the left and sees nothing.
>Or by some pony.
>Trixie looks to the right.
>She catches Fluttershy pouring lighter fluid on her wagon wheels.
>Catches her holding a book of matches in her mouth.
>Catches her next to an arrow-shaped sign that she planted nearby sometime while you were asleep.
>It's pointed in the direction of her cottage and reads 'This Way To Fluttershy's House'
>and 'Humans Welcome!'
>Fluttershy folds her ears. "Um... It's not what it looks like...?"
>Using magic, Trixie rips the matches out from Fluttershy's mouth.
>She then lights the biggest rocket Fluttershy has ever seen and points it right at her.
>"Trixie is giving you five seconds to run away before she blows you up like you're Anon's house!"

>9

>>43201365
Ponyville is going to get burnt to the ground at this rate.

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>Page 7
>"You know what that means..."

>>43202047
How dangerous

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>>43202247
>7 again
Slow learners, aren't you...

>>43202409
Oh come on I was at the store

>>43202648
Eris is a relentless opportunist.

>>43202660
Leaves her open to fire.

You anons are PUSSIES, Eris wouldn't do shit to you.

>fluttershy prays one day you'll happily wake up to her doing this
>see pic

>>43202790
I mean I guess she would prefer you wake up happy about it

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>>43202774
Except rape (You).

>>43203073
Not with this gun I got.

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>>43203307
>Eris looks at your gun.
>"Really?"
>She wiggles her nose.
>(You) pull the trigger
>A bunch of flowers appears at the m muzzle of your gun.
>"Aw, for me? How sweet!"
>She takes the flowers and sniffs them.
>"The funnest things happen on Page 7, Anon!"

>>43203451
You fool! That was poison joke flowers! I knew you would do that.

>>43203451
Hit her with radiation! Even caos fall to the might of the atom! Also happy chernobyl incidente, we almost die because of commie made reactors!

>>43203073
That is a nice pic

>>43202790
Being deleted? Fine by me Fluttershy.

>>43203454
>”Joke’s on (You), Anon!”
You are raped by a female draconequus.

>>43204323
She’s not immune to it, and neither am I. Be real funny if the junk vanished.

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>would you give her a trophy?

>>43203534
No, only 4,000 people died from Chernobyl in the long term. Also the commies also made the much safer VVER.

>>43204372
My cock would help convince her she's the best pony for me.

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>you are employed as a grand visor to tell Celestia shes hilarious (see pic)
>Or stay in ponyville where the mane 6 are all trying to ride you raw

>>43204586
>visor
*vizier

>>43204802
The official title is actually Sun Visor.

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>>43204351

>>43204956
It grabs her and eats her in bloody chunks. You don't want it back now.