>wings
not real

>>43218732
vomitous

>>43218732
Comfy.

>>43218736
I love my princess wife and clearly she is very real

>>43218736
you're not real

>>43218732
kek based edit

>>43218753
this anon doent like his wife horsey
>>43218755
yes she is
>>43218760
you are based for noticing anon

>>43218732
>aishart threads coincides with frogspam threads
noooticing

>>43218830
I have nothing to do with the frognigger or any other thread I just really love my very real horse wife ^:)

>>43218845
>Always do the opposite of what the flaggot says

>>43218760
Edit of what?

>>43219620
its AI generated

>>43219628
Okay, the conversation implied else though.

>>43218732
At that size, Gilda would be the size of a polar bear.

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>>43218851
do what this guy says ^:)
>>43219620
picrel
>>43219729
I dont know how big a griff is since I never met one but my horse wife is horse sized because she is a horse clearly

>>43218732
I bet your downstairs neighbors aren't very fond of her.

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>>43219770

>>43219837
Seems accurate size. They are part lion after all

>>43219832
>downstairs
you mean the basement?

>>43219832
she is very light on her hooves
>>43219837
>>43219845
this is about what I imagined

>>43219770
Thanks for the clarification.

>>43219946
wtf why is my wife a marelet
>>43219949
adorable fillers

>>43219949
That hyperdetailed bow though.

>>43219946
I miss those times when I could say wow someone really knows how to edit since now by default you just assume it's a one-click AI filter

>>43220156
Good. Everything needs to be destroyed.

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>>43220283
>t.

>>43219946
>aislop

>>43218758
Who are you talking to?

>>43220156
>one click filter
ai is to digital art as photography was traditional art as they both only capture what is already there and there is certainly the point and shoot option but there is also the indepth option as well as everything in between not to mention that they all have their own place like I have spent thousands on art commissions but I am not going to spend money or time outside the thirteen cents and two minutes a quick ai edit costs and takes to type out

>>43220404
>I wont spend more than that for a silly edit I should have said
either way I hope you get my point and that is just how I see it

>>43220404
>paypig
Nobody cares what you think.

>>43220365
you

>43220416
>paying pennies for something you find useful is bad
okay

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>>43218732
cant say ive ever seen one of these irl hoers edits for bugmama
theyre always nice to see though

>>43218732
Would.

>>43220609
I guess Chryssy might be too alien for that.

>>43219770
Hot.

>>43218732
Imaging hugging her on that mattress. Don't need a blanket with her.

>>43218732
Horses are great.

>>43224309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alA1oBBuz2o

>>43219949
So fluffy :)

>>43220404
Anti-AI people are pseudo intellectuals and contrarians that want to sound smart.

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>>43224527
madragon you lost. Go home.

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>>43218732
>>43224532
>The President, Donald Trump has signed a new executive order legally requiring any U.S. Citizens Connected to the same cytube channel as the user :Madragon: to spam (her)them with :ricardo:.
Wow. Big moves!

>>43224527
>>43224532
>>43224562
guys stop being mean to her.

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>>43224574
>i'm a simp guise
Well why didn't you say so? Thank you for letting everyone know!

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>>43218732
Can we get back to. uhh... idk. My wife.

>>43224587
She's not a simp, she's a chicken!

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>>43218732
>>43224587
Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

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>>43224593Sorry!
replied to:
the Wrong post, meant to respond to: >>43224582
have a Twilight for your trouble(s).

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>>43224597
>Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
Yes, she is!

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>

The problem with Twilight is that I wanna per her mane but if I did I'd mess it up and that'd probably annoy her.

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>>43224808
She probably wouldn't care that much; she loves being petted and hugged. Besides, if you mess her mane up, you get to brush it after.

>>43218736
fpbp
/thread

>>43218732
god this pic is so hot

i get a boner...

>>43224838
>she loves being petted and hugged
I'm not sure she'd love pets, but I hope she would.

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>>43225527
I'd like to imagine that since all ponies are horses, they share the same love for physical affection, including but not limited to snuggles, nuzzles, cuddles, pets, kisses, snoot boops, and hugs.

>>43225542
I feel like being a highly intelligent being would complicate things a little. Ponies definitely pet their pets, so she'd recognize that you're treating her like an animal and not like an equal. The only question is whether she'd be bothered by it or just roll her eyes and call you silly.

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>>43225543
I still think that she, along with most other ponies, would react nicely to it. There are many instances in the show where ponies use animal physical mannerisms to show affection.

>>43225554
>There are many instances in the show where ponies use animal physical mannerisms to show affection.
Sure, but that's a very different thing because that's an expected act between equals in their world. On the other hand, we see that headpats are seen as condescending so pets probably fall into a similar space for them.

>>43225542
Always make time for snugs. Megabased

>>43225579
It depends on the performance then. If you make it clear that it's an act affection and don't treat her like an idiot things should work out.

>>43224587
That's a very purple wife.

>>43225634
I think practically everyone here would do the same in that situation.

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The wife and her friends

>>43224785
god I need this

>>43227159
The wife and her wives

>>43227159
Too small.

>>43227291
Who's the alpha in that trio?

>>43225523
That's a natural reaction.

>>43224597
me on the top left

>>43228096
Why are you so green?

>>43227716
The one that you have to fuck first. Alpha mares get first dibs on meat.

>>43228833
Guess that makes sense.

>>43225579
If you have a gf, do that shit to her and call her a good girl the next time you give her praise. Add a forehead kiss too along with a "thanks [pet name]". Watch how she reacts. Bet you'd be surprised.

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>>43218732
you mean my wife... right?

>>43229595
I called an ex good girl once. Do not recommend.

>>43224562
:ricardo.hands:

>>43219770
Make it Trixie instead

>>43229595
My ex had a kink for it but that doesn't really count.

>>43218732
Would massage her wings.

>>43229595
>If you have a gf
Have you forgotten where you are?

>>43229595
>>43229617
>>43229660
Normalfag depository here

>>43230761
So being a normalfag is somehow worse than being a mentally disabled retard with a pony waifu tulpa?

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>>43230747
Look anon, I was making a theoretical. We can't say marefriend here because they're not real.
Also it's what I heard online. That they might outwardly get annoyed but love the praise internally.
>>43229617
>>43229660
The duality of

>>43230809
Yup. You finally got it, clap clap clap for you!

>>43219770
Whoever lives there is a lucky guy.

>>43231516
its AI

>>43231518
Ah well.

>>43225542
I see that quite often with donks. They like their hugs, don't they.

>>43232781
Can I hug you?

>>43234038
I'm not a donk.

>>43234708
Pretend for me?

>>43224644
Such a dirty horse.
(In all the right ways.)

>>43234750
Sorry, not enough hair.

>>43235644
Put on the wig, anon.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/7593265/#7593265

>>43235693
Oh Lord.

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>>43235693

>>43230809
Obviously.

>>43229647
With or without wings?

>>43218736
BASED

>>43229607
Lewd Twilight is top.

>>43225543
Oh I think they would melt in delight and demand more ear scratches and hugs
I think ponies are very affectionate in general

>>43238299
>I think ponies are very affectionate in general
Same.

>>43238299
>I think ponies are very affectionate in general
Ponies would definitely wanna hug and nuzzle, we see lots of that in the show. Pets and pats are more unsure.

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I want to pet a pony so badly

>>43239083
I hope you get the chance! If we all go to the same Equestria I'm sure we'll learn to share and take turns petting ponies.

>>43239105
>Anons form a line to pet ponies.
>Ponies form a line to be petted

I like this idea.

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Maybe we will have a massive, degenerate, interspecies cuddle orgy where mares give in to their deepest desires of snuggling and getting pet by human men.

>>43239109
That would be really silly, like a really quick meet-and-greet where each pony-human pair has a little bit to enjoy some comfy pets before moving on.

>>43239147
It'd be "speed petting." Like "speed dating" except comfy.

>>43239109
I imagined it to be more intimate. Like, between very close friends and lovers.

>>43239279
Alas, in a world with hundreds of anons you're gonna see some casual petting.

>>43239282
I suppose that might happen, yeah. It's probably not the norm in public though.

>>43239118
Maybe we will have a massive, degenerate, normal cuddle orgy where mares give in to their deepest desires of snuggling and getting pet by stallions*
FTFY faggot

>>43239891
Boy, imagine the outrage.

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>>43239891
Nah, stallions can't pet nearly as well as humans can on account of their clumsy hooves.

>>43240233
Unicorn magic can make the best petting aura that once it touches your head you'll feel the best kinds of pats.

>>43240237
And unicorn stallions?

Need more real horse pony edits

>>43240968
best I got (had to split it in two because catbox is starting to get weird)
https://files.catbox.moe/6edamw.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/mez0dd.mp4

>>43241188
I use to have one of these where it went from anthro, to pony on pony, to Clopician human on pony, to human on horse, but I can't find it anymore.

>>43241188
Honestly, I vastly prefer horse on horse every time.

>>43240952
Homos

>>43240952
Straight

>>43218732
Would sleep with.

>>43218732
So cute

>>43241937
Can't be. They clearly reproduce.

>>43218732
WTF are you doing, this apartment is too small. It's less than three body lengths long.

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>>43219628
Horses exist, and have been seen indoors

>>43244465
Comfy. What a lucky lad.

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>>43244460
she has magic and can teleport anon that is just where we sleep and chill
>>43244465
have the better version

>>43244465
Yes, but it actually is. Look closely at the floor.

>>43245270
Okay, the pattern on the floor is wonky.

>>43219770
I like this improved version better.

>>43241234
I have it possibly but catbox won't let me upload? What is another file sharer site? I can't remember the alternative.

>>43246244
What's wrong with the Twilight one?

>>43219770
This gives me Kafka vibes.
How would you anon react if you woke up as a horse one day?

>>43247255
I think I'd get a boner.

>>43244465
How old is this horse?

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I want to uhhhh...

>>43248210
This mare is positively glowing. Look at her, she even paints the air around her blue.

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Twilight doesn't look like that, but maybe like this?

>>43247255
I'd probably wonder how I'd get to work.

>>43248210
Well I still would and want to. Coward.

>>43248210
why are you blue?

>>43248625
this is very nice art, very sensual, but she's built a bit more like a dog or a cat than an equine.

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>>43249153
>this is very nice art, very sensual, but she's built a bit more like a dog or a cat than an equine.
Like this?

I always hate it when people draw my wife like that.

>>43249264
Like what exactly? The thread has several examples.

>>43248673
This. Nothing has changed.

>>43247255
With or without human mental capacities?

>>43251285
With.

>>43247013
Idk, maybe try Dropbox or Cloudflare if you are brave enough

>>43251418
Now that could be fun.

>>43247013
https://anonfilesnew.com/

>>43251500
>brave enough
How so?

>>43252118
I'm pretty sure you can get your account banned for uploading things like that, if you really care about not losing your account for either of those things.

>>43252124
I mean, unless there's some kind of premium for the sites that I'm not aware of, that doesn't sound like such a terrible loss.

>>43219628
shooped. some anon took time to find adequate wings and color-balance all of the scene, not perfectly but there's work.

>>43253185
Can't win them all.

>>43240233
They can nuzzle like champs though.

>>43229647
Your bed couldn't handle her.

>>43229607
What is your wife doing in someone else's bedroom?

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>>43247013
I'm still interested in the video if you're able to upload it

>>43256389
Do you really want to give up your ticket like that?

>>43256392
If you're not willing to serve as a stud for every mare in Ponyville, then Equestria doesn't want you. Better to get used to it now.

>>43256433
Ponies don't approve of sex with animals.

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>>43256437
Not true.

>>43256437
But winking pussies enjoy it

>>43241188
anon the mating ritual of horses is sacred do not defile them or one day you may be defiled yourself

>>43218732
What's her weight?

>>43257220
1500 pounds of mare

>>43257232
Impressive. She must be careful when she rolls around though.

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>>43257232

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>>43257262
>>43257249
It's an honorable way to go out

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why can't I just marry a mare and feel her clit winking against my ballsack every morning?

>>43257742
Because animals can't consent, let alone get married.

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>>43257750
They can insist

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wish i could screw a horse

>>43257763
I wish I could hold the hoof of Rainbow Dash with my own hoof.

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>>43257791
yeah, that too

>>43257757
needy mare unf

>>43257757
isn't she just scratching her leg against his knee

>>43257975
Nope lol. Stallions also last 10 seconds.

>>43258010
You last only 10 seconds? Damn, sad to hear that.

>>43257975
i bet so. when i was in a stable, a horse also rubbed myself on me this way, and it was a stallion
hoping someone will provide more insight, but i think when a mare is in heat, she'll flag her tail to display the winking vulva

>>43258013
I wish I were a stallion.

>>43258043
>A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.

>>43258035
they also tend to be more aggressive and "in your face" with what they want. very funny when they try to seduce a gelding that has 0 interest, because they can get quite creative in their quest for cock

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>>43257975
Does that make it less hot? well, yes, but it's definitely still hot.

>>43258077
>they can get quite creative in their quest for cock
how so? any examples of such creativity?

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Don't forget to read your bible
https://u.pone.rs/doqlqyvh.txt

>>43258010
This is how you get shit done. Hop on. Nut. Then get around to the rest of your day.

>>43258123
Still a good read.

>>43258123
Lol. This only works on beeg mares not little ponies

>>43258077
I guess that's a shit situation for the gelding too. Both because the mare must be pushy as fuck and because he's mutilated in this regard.

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Isn't horse twice as tall as you? How does uh ... "the event" work logistically?

>>43259069
for the one I'm thinking of she gets seperated for most of the day to reduce the stress for both during that time, but she is allowed to socialize a little. they are usually best buddies so it's probably just annyoing for him. it's not like he knows what she wants that he's missing out on
>>43258106
this was a few days in so he was getting wise to her normal attempts, but she was getting sneaky: started grazing next to him but keeping a respectful distance got a side-eye but nothing wrong with that, right? then she saw that the grass was nicer in front of him, but she kept her distance so nothing wrong with that, right? then the grass was nicer one small step back. then another and another and another and "oh, while my butt is in your face why not just mount me?"
took about 20 seconds all in all, so it was a bit more cunning than just plain backing up into him. only got a bite in the butt as a reward unfortunately

>>43259375
Sounds like it's pretty frustrating to her too.

Bump

>>43259211
>He doesn't know what to do when she isn't just the right height

>>43257757
Would scratch that horse.

>>43259211
Funny thing some Anon way back when did the math and concluded that ponies are really small.

>>43261616
Eh, I never gave much credit to that. As far as I'm concerned, a pony's head is roughly at the height of an average person's sternum.

>>43258104
>but it's definitely still hot
This. It's still unf.

>>43257343
Yeah, that it is.

>>43259211
What do you think?

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Hoers.

>>43263799
i like hooves

>>43263890
Based hoof enjoyer

>>43263890
Patrician taste.

>>43257750
>Because animals can't consent
Debunked in the case of horses, several times.

>>43265073
You being too stupid to understand what that phrase means doesn't mean it's debunked.

>>43265081
No u

>>43263975
UNF I want to touch Twilight Sparkle's hooves with my own hooves and rub her nice flank.

>>43263975
Anon, you can't just post that pic and not give something like an artist name

>>43265500
https://derpibooru.org/images/3765880

>>43265517
unf thank

>>43265415
Good taste.

>>43263799
Pretty horse pet pet

>>43266035
I wonder what Trixie would think about that.

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Hoers snuggles!

>>43266813
That's a big Twi.

>>43266813
this is creepy and hot at the same time

>>43267464
you are creepy and hot as the same time faggot

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>>43218732
Twilight Sparkle is best pony!

>>43267464
>creepy
It's chad-tier argentinian horse exercise, gaywad

>>43267483
cute cute cute!

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>>43267483
She is such a pretty princess

>>43218732
You sound zoophilic

>>43267560
That's a complicated way of saying good taste.

>>43267564
So you admit you want to fuck a real horse of twilight.

>>43267566
I was about to call you retarded until I noticed the flag and realized "Oh nevermind, everyone already knows then."

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>>43267566
Who wouldn't?

>>43267566
so she is Twilight in every way except that she is a real horse?
Eh, yeah? Who wouldn't? Are you gay or something?

>>43267574
Zoo

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unf I want horse Twilight to call me a dirty zoophile horsefucker as she fucks me

The zoophilia here is strong

>>43267585
How new are you?

>>43259731
no doubt. that's why she's kept apart for most of those days

>>43267583
i want her to just neigh for me

>>43266572
I think she would eat it up. She lives for praise. Ironically she gets so little in the show.

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>>43267566
Seethe all you want, you're denying yourself a JRHNBR qt mare princess

>>43267771
I guess so.

>>43267583
Imagine the weight. She can pin you down, just like that.

>>43269233
unf 200 pounds of mare holding me in place

>>43237061
I prefer my Trixie damaged, so without wings

Bumping the horsie.

>>43267581
Why wouldn't zoo?

>>43271857
>loona will never snoofa you
why even live?

>>43267583
Nonny you have to link the source. My poor old heart cant take the mystery

>>43272111
https://derpibooru.org/images/2899088

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>>43272111

>>43218732
I want to hold the hoof of Twilight Sparkle with my own hoof!

>>43272111
Anon, sometimes the filename has the ID/source. You should check that more often.

>>43272118
Nice.

>>43272362
My miserable old eyes can't read numbers because Im retarded

>>43267583
I knew it was feralfrenzy just by the eyes

>>43218736
fippy bippy

>>43272110
>loona will never snoofa you
Not with that attitude.

>>43258104
That's a cute hoers.

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>>43273712
I wish I had more cute horse gifs

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>>43274292

>>43274296
I wonder how many carrots it took to train this

>>43274292
Isn't there one where the ass busts the fence?

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>>43274292

>>43274357
When horses get you wet.

>>43218732
I need mares on my face

>>43274292
Wasn't that the one where the rump breaks the fence?

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>>43274306
>>43275074
Yeah I have the full one

>>43267100
For you.

>>43275202
Thanks. That's a good one.

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I want to impregnate horsey twi with many foal fr fr ong noclip

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>>43275768
AWOOOOGA!!! SEX WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNF UNF PLAP PLAP!

>>43275768
>curved horn
>dogshit art style
>zoomer slang
like pottery, why the fuck do people keep curving unicorn horns to the point of deformity? They're fucking straight.

>>43275784
At some point artists decided that curved horns are more authentic for unicorns. I don't get it at all.

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>>43275784
your fucking straight faggot

>>43274324
giwtwm

>>43276139
I've got to wonder, does she not feel the current, or does it stimulate her?

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>>43276313
I'm pretty sure that fence is not electrified.

>>43276319
I thought it might be.

>>43276319
unf playing butt bongos on your mare wifes rumpa

>>43277059
I hope that's a whirlpool at the end

>>43276319
That horse and human have a major trust bond. Horse for not kicking. Human for not doing things to get kicked long enough.

>>43276139
Is that Derpy?

>>43275784
Furfaggotry. They take appealling things and ruin them.

>>43274579
Soviet Russia

>>43277548
Zoomers*
ftfy

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>>43266813
>>43274324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CA6fUG9Do

>>43277927
Man, that guy is living the dream.

>>43277544
At least in spirit. I bet this mare could break a wooden floor with her rear too.

>>43218732
Hoers is peak.

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I love my very horsey very dorky horse wife

>>43279269
The Great and Horsey Trixie

>>43279269
Just as hot.

>>43219770
Images like this are why I find horses funny

>>43219770
Images like this are why I find horses hot

>>43267483
giwtwm

>>43279974
You mean Twilight?

>>43277486
Looks like one. They aren't cooking a horse wholesale.