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>>43222107

>>43222107
>Recent greens:
>Poetry:
>Art:
Great idea, OP.

>>43222251
Agreed! Putting OC front and center is always a good move.

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>>43222251
>>43222268
Thanks, people said they liked it last thread so I'll continue doing it. Feel free to share anything else you have to say about the OP.

>>43222526
Quite strict rules.

>>43222612
Don't be fooled, that's not actually Twilight. She'd be much more understanding.

>>43222347

>You stare at Twilight's latest checklist.
>It was the third one today.
>You check the clock.
>Still morning.
>Guess she's feeling relaxed today.
>You scratch your chin, tilting your head while you think.
"I'm... not doing that, Twi."
>"What!?!"
"Look, Twilight. I might joke around about being a faggot, but I'm not actually gay."
>She looks genuinely hurt by that.
>Shit, you probably should have realized she would struggle to tell when you were jokimg.
>Her lips quiver and her eyes start to sparkle (heh).
>Panic fills your mind while you try to think of something to say.
>Her sniffle drags you towards her.
>You get down on one knee and rest your hand on her shoulder.
>Gently, you rub up and down her neck.
"Twilight? What's wrong?"
>"Sorry. It's just..."
>She takes a deep breath and looks up at you.
>"It's just that you looked so upset."
>Whoops.
>You give yourself an internal smack.
>Resting bitch face got you again.
"I'm not upset, Twi."
>"You're not?"
>You nod.
>"Oh."
>She sniffles again.
>She paws at the ground in embarrassment.
>"I... I wanted to make you laugh."
"Huh?"
>Her ears flick back.
>"It was a joke, Anon. The checklist, I mean."
>Oh.
>That makes sense.
>It was kind of a weird checklist.
>"Figures I would mess it up."
>You have to strain your ears to catch what she mumbles out.
>Geez, this mare is a little too self-conscious.
>You cup her cheek and guide her head up.
"That's on me, I wasn't expecting you to make a joke like that."
>She doesn't really believe you, but she is listening.
>You reach over and grab the checklist, waving it around.
"Really, it's absurd. I mean, THE Twilight Sparkle, making a checklist to... suck dick? I definitely should have noticed."
>She giggles.
>You tap the checklist.
"She would never be so uncouth."
>The blush is back, but she's smiling.
>Happy embarrassment is fine.
>You turn around and sit down.
>Your arm snakes around and pulls Twilight into you.
>Checklist in one hand, pony in the other.
>You briefly look at the checklist.
>You look back at Twilight.
"Of course, Twilight's the smartest mare I know."
>The blush deepens.
"So if she thinks something should happen... well, she must have a point."
>She snorts and moves to speak but you cut her off.
"Besides, together we can do anything."
>You look back at the checklist.
"Let's see... four items, so we can split it in half. I'm pretty good at being a fag, and I never deliver so I'll do those two."
>You look back at her and throw the checklist to the side.
>Her blush hasn't gone away.
>In fact, it seems to have gotten deeper.
>Your finger slowly rises.
"Which leaves you being OP."
>Shouldn't be hard for her.
>Your finger boops her nose.
"And sucking dicks."
>She's got an embarrassed grin and a deep purple face.
>More so than usual.
>You look away before it counts as staring.
>Maybe that was too far.
>She chuffs and shakes herself off.
>It jostles your hand, and you pull it back.

>>43223043

>Her telekinetic grip pulls it right back to where it was.
>"You're impossible, Anon."
"I prefer irresistible, but continue."
>She nuzzles into you.
>"For the record, I think you deliver plenty."
>It's a small compliment, but it still makes you blush.
"Well yo-"
>"Just take the compliment, Anon."
"Uh... thanks, Twilight."
>The two of you sit there for while.
>Just enjoying each others presence.
>She stills.
>You've gotten used to a few of her tells.
>She's trying to think something through right now.
>Formulate a sentence.
>You wait for her to finish.
>Slowly, she works up the courage to talk.
>She tentatively picks up the checklist with her magic, floating it in front of you two.
>She brings a quill and some ink too.
>"I don't know about sucking dicks. It isn't something I've ever really wanted to do."
>Despite yourself, you feel a pang of despair at that sentence.
>She quickly gets your attention again.
>"But..."
>She crosses off the s at the end of dicks.
>Your heart is in your throat.
>You look at her.
>Her eyes are lidded as she stares at you.
>"There is one dick I wouldn't mind sucking."
>Oh.

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>>43223043
>>43223047
wew, thanks Anon, it's quite funny.

>>43223043
>>43223047
Based writefren

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>>43223043
>>43223047
Kek, good one. Of course if it's for the checklist, she'd do it and be proud of it too.

>>43223047
I KNEEL

>>43224151
H-How is that possible?!

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>>43224360
Friend is Magic™, Anon!

>>43224360
Super fertility spell.

>>43225225
What causes this behavior?

>>43225225
Sorry those stretching rubber legs ruin all the appeal.

>>43225225
>people actually like this faggot's "art"
Grim.

>>43225225
Brim.

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>>43223652
Good, fat fuck needed a diet anyways.

>>43225646
Be nice to the pony.

>>43225646
Twiggy Piggy

>>43225646
Local Hayburger will never go out of business as long as Twi stays in Ponyville.

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>>43225646
Is it wrong that I find it kinda hot when Twilight overeats, causing her belly to swell up like a balloon?

>>43226048
>matchattea
OH NONONO

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>>43226759

>>43226759
Did Anon become Jesus and found Christianity in Equestria?

>>43226788
>Did Anon become Jesus
That implies that the griffons had him crucified.

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>>43222107
RETURN THE CAPSTONES TO THE PYRAMIDS!
AND FIX THE GODDAMNED SPHINX IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!!
TWILIGHT!!

>>43227062
Dear random citizen,
No.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
:)

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>>43227062
>RETURN THE CAPSTONES TO THE PYRAMIDS!
>AND FIX THE GODDAMNED SPHINX IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!! TWILIGHT!!
Umm, that's interesting... but I don't think Twilight can help (You). She's in Equestria, not Earth.

>>43227070
>he hasn't been invited to twilight sparkle's earth parties where she lets guests feed her hay and pet her
You're missing out.

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>>43227069
>>43227070
Ohhh... I gotta do everything myself...

>>43227070
I saw Twilight Sparkle at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
>>43227074
That's not today?!

>>43226806
Man, I hate those damn long-beaked griffons.

>>43227246
>Man, I hate those damn long-beaked griffons.
Me too!

>>43226806
>And on the third day he rose from the grave
>Out of pure spite.
>Just so he could call those long beaked kikes a nigger at their faces

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>>43222107
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gChrWEJNE

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>>43227414
>Dillon The Hacker
.Okay.

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>>43222107
>

>>43227414
Ponies?

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>>43227893
The hottest unicorn mares are usually the most dangerous

>>43227893
Edgelight

>>43227893
My wife might kill me soon.

She also has pretty eyes.

>>43228060
She's just like me...

>>43223047
good green, but my horny brain has a mighty need and is absolutely jonesing for a follow up

>>43228793
Why did she use an entire page just to write "Dear Princess Celestia"?

>>43229658
She's not an efficient mare. In fact, she accounts for about half of Ponyville's monthly paper usage.

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>>43229658
She's been working on her calligraphy so spike can get more days off as the letter writer. My wife is so considerate.

>>43230352
It's over...

I'm thinking about making another Loner/Quiet Kid Twilight/Anon again, it's late, but I will think about this idea for a while. Send suggestions for what to do, though I will probably not do anything in the long run.

>>43230689
Please do, Anon. The thread can always use more content. I don't have any ideas for what to do. I don't even really know what Loner Kid Twilight/Anon even is.

>>43231445
It's all Celestia's fault.

>>43230689
>I'm thinking about making
Yes!
>another Loner/Queit Kid Twilight/Anon again
what?
>Send suggestions for what to do
I want to, I really do, but i'm so confused right now.
So Twilight is the loner and Anon is the quiet kid, right? I'm going off of that.

idk I wrote a prompt anyway
>Princess Celestia is hosting a party for Twilight's [insert age here] birthday
>She has Spike make invites for Twilight to give to every pony in her class
>Twilight isn't interested in parties, but agrees to do it anyway because she doesn't want to let Celestia down
>She has enough invites to give to every pony except for one, the new kid, Anonymous
>No pony would probably even notice it if he didn't show up, but Twilight decides that she has to be thorough in her assignment
>She hoof-makes an invite for Anon and gives it to him herself later after class
>He looks stunned that she even remembered him but doesn't say much other than that he'll be there
>Day of the party comes
>And no pony is showing up
>As Celestia begins to wonder and worry about all the missing guests, Twilight happily passes the time away with a book
>She's not sure why no pony is coming, but at least now she doesn't have to go through with having a party
>Still, she feels a little silly at how much she did end up preparing for it; she's even wearing a dress right now
>She read all kinds of party books, made lists of fun party games her and her classmates might like playing
>She's actually still reading a joke book right now, and is making a list of all the best ones so she can share it with every pony else
>But then again, it seems like no pony is showing up, so who's the list for?...
>She stops reading
>Then, just as Celestia is ready to call it quits, there's a knock at the door
>Celestia lets in Anonymous, he is alone
>She reads Twilight's invitation, and it's only after doing so that she realizes why no pony else has come yet
>Spike wrote the wrong address on all the invitations (or something like that)
>Celestia vows to make this right and decides that she will go and gather Twilight's classmates herself, to tell them all that the party is back on
>In the meantime, she gives Twilight another assignment
>"I know this is a little much to ask of you, especially at your own party, but do you think you can be a good host while I'm away?"
>Twilight feels more than up to the task, after having read so much about parties
>And she vows that Anon's first party, and her's, will be one for them both to remember

>>43232562
I'm so sorry for not clarifying, Twilight is like a quiet kid, Anon's just Anon. I also got one shotted by a Twilight Voice Call ASMR and I am reconsidering my life choices.

>>43233424
>Retarded blue horse on the left
>Cute purple horse on the right

>>43228060
Wife material

>>43233424
>tack fetish
Based!

>>43234268
I'm so sorry, Twilight, I was really hungry so... I ate them.

>>43235119
I don't think she actually fits in that box, which makes things very confusing...

>>43235522
Vore

>>43235884
Not canon!

>>43235119
Twi, Hearth’s Warming was a while ago...

>>43237577
The day Anon got to Equestria.

I like Twilight but I feel like the Twilight I truly love is so OOC that she wouldn't ever exist in canon. She's definitely not the Twilight that would argue legality when her friends are being beaten up by a bunch of gangsters. I love my Twilight still.

>>43238144
That's how waifus usually are. Nothing wrong with that.

>>43238144
>her friends are being beaten up by a bunch of gangsters
Gangsters don't exist in Equestria.

>>43238144
You don't exist in canon either, m8. Think about it this way: If you did go to Equestria, and did manage to win Twilight's heart, it would certainly change her in some ways---and maybe she would go on to become the OOC qt that you already imagine her to be.

>>43239338
the fuck is Derpy doing there?

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>>43238275
>>43239074
Maybe you're right, but it would take a lot for her to get that dash of evil and danger that I adore. Can you really be a powerful archmage without being a little evil? At least getting her to wear glasses wouldn't be far removed from canon, and she would still be her usual lovable and nerdy self no matter what.
>>43238368
Thugs, hooligans, bandits whatever you want to call them.

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>>43239471
I normally dislike redesigns, but this one got my approval for putting glasses on the nerd. They just fit her perfectly. (I also like how the artist said the glasses after her Ascension are just for show because her vision got fixed when she became an Alicorn, she just feels too used to wearing them.)

>>43239491
I'm not a fan of that redesign and how busy it is, but I like the detail of alicorn Twilight continuing to wear her glasses even though her vision is fixed. I'm saying this as someone who doesn't like how Twilicorn was executed in the show, especially her epilogue appearance. I wouldn't have minded if she became an alicorn as the result of lifelong studies and she didn't become a princess to boot. I got a little off track, but it's nice to see someone else enjoy glasses Twilight.

>>43239532
Your threshold for standing redesigns must be even lower than mine, because I don't find this one to be especially busy at all.

>>43239561
NTA, but her body has a few too many colors to me. Funnily enough, the glasses make it a little worse. It's just another thing to focus on.

Though, it may just be because I'm used to her simple canon design.

>>43239715
NTA but I agree. The round frames of the gold glasses look bad too, at least until she gets the almond-shaped eyes once she goes full Celestia. And I don't like how her hooves look either.

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>>43239491
>Implying twilard wouldn't have gotten further overtime

>>43240331
Twiggy Piggy

>>43240331
>mouseu
this nigga's art is unbelievably ugly

>>43240331
>mouseu
this nigga's art is unbelievably adorable

>>43240331
this nigga's art is unbelievably extant

>>43240610
You just have bad taste.

>>43240331
this nigga's art is unbelievably

>>43240331
this nigga's art is believable

Why can't I have a cutie wife like Twilight for?!

>>43241042
But, you do??? She's waiting for you in Equestria, Anon.

>>43239338
ow the edge. take me back to 2013...

>>43242203
Would.

>>43242203
Damn, what's wrong with her? Got some fucked up hindlegs. Hindhoofs?

>>43242431
>Damn, what's wrong with her?
Don't worry. She's just cosplaying as a monster from Dead Space.

>>43243537
A monkey

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When Twilight is observed, she has wings.
When Twilight is not observed, she does not have wings.

>>43243989
Quantum Twilight

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She's so beautiful

>>43222526
>only 14 days
Easy, I will just start my 7 day fast on the same day and after that is over, my minds obsession with food at that point will carry me the other 7.

>>43244609
It's impossible. I become a horny monkey if I haven't cum at least once in 3 days.

>>43245030
FUCK YOU SPIKE!

>>43245252
He doesn't want you staring at his sister's pussy, that's normal.

>>43223043
We are getting green again yes

>>43243537
a pony

>>43245850
Is there a single writefag that could write a cozy Twiggie green about her looting ancient ruins? Pretty please?

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>>43245850
That artist has done some very cool art, though I wish he understood her mane a little better. Oh well, it's fun regardless.

>>43245860
It's always like this huh
>beautiful scenery
>pony looks like it's drawn by an amateur with zero references
All these niggas are fake.

>>43245850
>>43245860
>Tfw an artist creates amazing work ten times better than I could ever hope to achieve with my art and people still rip on them over the tiniest things. These pieces are absolutely amazing

>>43245858
>"I just don't understand why you want to waste time diggin' 'round old ruins lookin' for junk."
>Twilight cast Spike a nasty look, but he was too busy looking at the ocean of grass waving in the warm breeze to notice.
>"Can you be a big dragon and stop crying, please?"
>"I'm not crying."
>Spike scratched his belly, the action perfectly describing how little he cared about the subject. Twilight tried to justify her current actions, using her magic to tilt down her hat so the brim wouldn't catch the wind and blow away.
>"Princess Celestia herself has learned and forgotten more than I've had a chance to discover in my short life. There could be untold secrets buried underneath these plains. Lost civilizations, abandoned technology, even--"
>"Even treasure?"
>Twilight gave Spike a disappointed look, but even she couldn't help but smile seeing the delight in his young eyes at the hope of finding a hoard of gems.
>"Yes, Spike. Perhaps even treasure."
>Spike picked up his pace, hurrying on ahead.
>"Why didn't you say so sooner?! C'mon, Twilight, you're burning daylight, and I don't think Princess Celestia will keep the sun up just because you're taking forever to get to... Uh... Where are we going, anyways?"
>Spike slowed to a stop, and realized that he had no idea where they were. It was as if Twilight had picked a random direction after stepping off of the train, and simply headed off into the wilderness... and he had followed along without paying attention, consistently distracted by the blue jays and bumble bees.
>"We're already here."
>A small monument made of out stone stood out from the vast expanse. Only a few steps, collapsed pillars, and hints of where seating used to be before the rain, wind, and time ground them into dust remained.
>"'Glokkr Paerak'."
>Spike looked up at her with visible confusion.
>"Uhh... gesundheit?"
>Twilight smiled, her horn glowing as she reached into her carrying case, and pulled out a small piece of parchment she had written on, which she passed to him.
>"That wasn't a sneeze, silly. 'Glokkr Paerak', or Bell Park, was the name of this location several lifetimes ago. It's so named because this was the center of a massive stretch of land where ancient ponies constructed monuments that had holes of various sizes along their frame, with metallic bases."
>Spike puzzled over Twilight's notes. He'd thought that after all this time he would be able to understand her 'smart speech', but it was all Yak to him.
>"What do glorified wind chimes have to do with bells?"
>Twilight closed her eyes, and listened. Alas, history had run its course; there was no whistling on the wind, only the aroma of red tulips and sweet honey.
>"The bases were more than just for support... Ponies would buck the bases, vibrating them. Bells would be hanged around the bottom of the monuments. The ancient ponies would make music impromptu, their stomps resonating as the wind whistled through the holes of the stones and made the bells chime."

>>43246035
>Spike tried reading over her notes one more time, but ultimately gave up, sucking air between his teeth as he tilted his head up to her.
>"That's a nice story, but it didn't have that many gems in it..."
>Twilight finally opened her eyes, a disappointed look on her face.
>"This isn't supposed to be a treasure hunting trip... It's supposed to be about archaeology, and hippology..."
>Spike realized that he wasn't being as supportive as he should be, and stood up. He gave her flank a small nudge, getting her attention.
>"Look, I know I don't really get it... but I'm glad to be out here with you, Twilight. You've deserved a break for a long time, so let's make the most of it. Right?"
>Twilight's face lit up, her eyes sparkling as she received his positivity. Truly, she felt emotionally touched.
>"What a wonderful thing for you to say, Spike. Yes, let's!"
>Taking her notes from him, she put them into her bag, and pulled out a copied map of the area as well as a compass to help navigate with.
>"Bell Park was supposed to be an outdoor amphitheater of sorts, if the books in the Royal Library are accurate. What we really want to find is the 'Sacellum Mondahiel'... The Chapel of the Eclipse."
>"Sah... Suh-sell-im Mun-duh-heel?"
>"No, Spike. 'Sacellum Mondahiel'."
>"Can we just call it the other thing?"
>"Of course."
>"... And what is it again?"
>"The Chapel of the Eclipse."
>"No, I mean, what's so important about it?"
>Twilight smiled, looking down at her map and compass as they hiked to make sure they maintained their proper heading.
>"It's difficult to say for certain. The challenge with the history books in the Royal Library isn't that most of them are in Old Ponish and Pegasan, it's that these writers had a tendency to ramble on about unnecessary details. I know I'm a purple pony, but purple prose like that tends to be too much for me!"
>"Well, I'm a purple dragon, and I have no idea what that means."
>"What, purple prose? It's... It's kinda... It's the way Rarity talks on-stage when she's doing one of her big Midsummer stage plays."
>Spike's eyes widened, and he nodded slowly, suddenly understanding the meaning perfectly.
>"So this Chapel of the Eclipse thing is kind of a big deal?"
>"For the ancient ponies who lived here, yes. Cutting through the flowery details, there was a story they had about how their first village feared the lunar eclipse, when the moon would turn a frightful shade of red. The sight of it, along with the howling of the wind on the plains, scared them so much it gave them nightmares. One night, however, the terrors in their sleep were destroyed by a mysterious pony--"
>"Princess Luna, right?"
>"Spike!"
>"What??"
>"Don't interrupt me when I'm telling a story! It's rude!"
>"Sheesh, sorry."
>"... But yes, it was Princess Luna--"
>"A-HA!!"
>"Spike!!"
>"Alright, alright...!"
>Twilight snorted with indignation, then double-checked her directions before continuing the tale.

>>43246040
>"As I was saying, Princess Luna fought their nightmares, and soon after visited the village in pony. She explained to them who she is and what her Cutie Mark allows her to do, how the lunar eclipse was just an occurrence from her sister letting the sun set in the wrong part of the horizon, and that the wind was just a change in atmospheric pressure... but the last part was lost on them, so she more carefully explained that howling wind is not the sound of a howling monster. She assured them that the wind was safe, how it can move pinwheels and ring bells and do many joyous things, and that she would always protect them in their dreams."
>"Well, that should've put them at ease. Not every day a village gets an alicorn princess looking out for them."
>"It did! That's why they built the Chapel of the Eclipse, to show their adoration for Princess Luna."
>"... And then Nightmare Moon happened."
>Twilight let out a disappointed sigh, looking at the baby dragon with a look of mild contempt.
>"... Yes, and then Nightmare Moon happened. However, that's also a part of the story. When Nightmare Moon was banished to the moon, the ponies who tended to the Chapel of the Eclipse saw in the moon the face of their protector, and wept. They feared that without her to guard them, the howls on the wind would bring monsters that would take them away. But that's when they believed a miracle happened."
>Spike's usual sarcastic attitude died down. Without realizing it, he was paying attention intently to what Twilight was elucidating.
>"In the Chapel, where the ponies tried to speak to Princess Luna, a faint musical whistle was heard. The ponies followed the sound, desperate to find it, and they did. A small piece of glass in a painted window depicting Princess Luna had fallen out, and the wind passed through that space. To the ponies, it was as if that whistling tune was the princess herself speaking to them. They could see her in the moon, and they could hear her in the wind, and they swore that they could still be with her in their dreams."
>Twilight stopped speaking for a while, causing Spike to bubble over with frustration, desperate to know more.
>"Well?! What happened next?!"
>Twilight smiled slyly, glad to know she still had a knack for making ponies cling to her every word when she would discuss mythical history... or, at least, have Spike cling on.
>"Well, the ponies who lived her decided to create a place outdoors where they could see and hear Luna, and they hoped she could see and hear them, too. They constructed the monuments that used to be here, letting her 'speak' by the whistling of the wind through the holes, and the bells ringing in the breeze. In return, the ponies would buck the base, as it was their way of 'replying' to her. And so it was until eventually this village faded away, the ponies living here moving on to parts unknown, leaving a legend and, hopefully, a few structures behind, waiting for us to discover them."

>>43246043
>Once more, the two walked side by side in silence. Spike's claws clutched at the straps of his backpack as he felt himself grow emotionally overwhelmed.
>"That's a sad story."
>Twilight was surprised by his sudden statement. She decided to take a rather serious approach, to give her friend a safe enough space to explain his feelings.
>"What makes you think it's sad?"
>Spike squirmed, fighting the urge to resist sounding sensitive, and also struggling to find the right words to share his thoughts.
>"It's just... this village loved Princess Luna, right? But it's not here anymore. They just stopped loving her one day, and moved on. Everyone forgot about her. I mean, except for you and Princess Celestia. What if she could see the village from the moon? What if she saw them abandon her, and left her all alone?"
>Twilight grew pensive. She had viewed the entire story as an allegory, she had forgotten that from the perspective of a baby dragon, it was a very real, very tangible history.
>"It's just a story, Spike."
>"Yeah. A sad story."
>The unicorn, not knowing what else to do, used her magic to scoop up the little dragon, setting him onto her back. He almost immediately started struggling to get down.
>"What'd you do that for? I can walk just fine, I'm not some little kid anymore!"
>"I'm not going anywhere, Spike."
>"... Huh?"
>"It's you and me, and the great, wide world of Equestria, always and forever. I promise."
>Spike's claws ran through her mane. He kicked his feet a little bit, too.
>"... Yeah, I know."
>"Good."
>"Right. Good."
>Spike stopped fighting her, and instead remained on her back. It was a good thing, too. He didn't want her to see him get a couple of tears in his eyes about what she just said.
>Big dragons don't cry, after all.

>>43246045
Cute. I always enjoy reading Twilight and Spike being familial. Nice bit of worldbuilding too. I wish I could visit that village and hear the chimes myself.

>>43246045
Based writechad

Unicorn Twilight
Alicorn Twilight
Princess Twilight
Tree of Harmony Twilight
Mean Twilight

It doesn't matter all you should know is she found a teenage boy Flash Sentry attractive.

>>43246009
Yeah, IDK what these anons are going on about. The only flaw I can identify in this person's Twilight is she seems to be missing the second stripe in her mane and tail. She only has the purple one and not the pink.

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>>43246095
This image will probably make it clearer. Like I said, he's a good artist and I really like the pieces since imagining Equestria as more explicitly fantasy is always cool, I just am fussy about people drawing manes like this.

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>>43246045
Fuck me, this tickles the lorefag bone of mine big time. Thank you, writeCHAD!

>>43246045
so where did you steal this from

>>43246045
Good stuff man.

>>43246045
Good green, anon.

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Why is she like this?

>>43246814
Because you're supposed to pick her up and carry her to bed, you fool!

>>43246814
I know that feeling. The book is really interesting, and you just can't put it down.

>>43246473
Just use your horn.

>>43247506
You can't skewer a cookie jar, silly.

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What a fat fuck...

>>43247819
I love that image, it's so fucking cute. You can see why she adores her brother when he's willing to help with a scheme like that.

>>43247819
>Shining is only eating one and has signs of guilt
>Twilight shoves them in by the hoof-ful and shows zero signs of remorse

>>43247842
She's desperately trying to get rid of the evidence despite it being obvious they're caught. Shining is enjoying what he knows is going to be his last cookie for a while with dignity.

>>43247819
Twiggy Piggy

>>43248770
MORE! I NEED MORE TWIS!

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>>43249035

>>43249191
Beautiful

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>>43249035

>>43248770
>>43249148
>>43249612
Wow that's a lot of purps!

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>>43249877
The more the merrier.

>>43250060
>they all have wings
Grim.

>>43250112
>notice that one of the ponies is actually unicorn Twilight
>you ask her where her wings are
>"Oh. They're right here."
>she levitates over a plate of buffalo wings to you
>"Careful, though, they're hot. And spicy!"
>tell her that you'll pass on the wings for now and set them aside
>later you see one hungry Twiggy decimating the whole plate by herself
>she gets the shit
>has to spend hours in the bathroom
>it puts her so far behind schedule that she ends up missing her turn for cock during the orgy

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>>43250141
>Ask why Twilight is eating chicken wings
>"Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to, Anon."

>>43250149
she cloned Elizabeak. the meat industry in Equestria is supplied by clones, since they have no rights at all

that's why Twilight is allowed to have a tiny clone of Anon that she tortures sometimes

Would you agree that Twilight is best waifu?

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>>43250609
I only have the one waifu so I do not have the data to give a proper answer

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>>43250609
Luna is already my waifu, but because she is friends with Twiggie, I think I can say for her that she would make a very good waifu

>>43250609
Obviously

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Little shit

Has anyone noticed how there's a significant overlap between people who love Twilight and people who love Luna? It makes me think that maybe Luna, in a way, is what people imagine the "evolved" form of Twilight to look like and vice versa. Not that they're the same character, but despite being her student I feel like Twilight takes more after her than Celestia.

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>>43250860
They're both autistic dorks who have something to do with the night and are usually headcanon'd the same in regards to loving history, books, astronomy, mind games, and magic. Shit, I'll prove your point even more by just stating I would have dozens of foals with both of them.

>>43250863
>Shit, I'll prove your point even more by just stating I would have dozens of foals with both of them.
See, that's the thought that brought on my post in the first place. I love both of them and looking at the fandom there's a significant amount of people that feel the same way. Almost like a Twilight-Luna sub fandom.

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>>43250860
No idea, I never cared about Luna. She's always been a non-character to me and I never liked any fanon interpretations of her either.

>>43250874
>She's always been a non-character to me
Kinda like Trixie.

>>43250860
>Has anyone noticed how there's a significant overlap between people who love Twilight and people who love Luna? It
Erm... No?

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>tfw you spent the last four hours going over a simple taxation policy that draws public revenue solely from transactional purchases so there's no longer taxation on property, inheritance, or archaic legislation based solely on geographic location, and then the stupid blue one says "taxation is theft"

>>43252298
>going for a regressive tax scheme
I thought she was a smart pony...

>>43252298
>Going over taxes at all.
Either I convince Purple to consider me rubbing her belly as my only form of taxation or I form a civilian uprising.

>>43252317
Don't worry, Anon. You don't have any money to be taxed. Everything you buy is on Twilight's dime, so it's her problem.

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>>43247819
their relationship is so destructive...
>either of them could use telekinesis to catch the falling vase/cookie jar
>neither of them could prevent it from breaking
yet somehow one ends up impregnating a goddess and the other becomes a goddess...

>>43250860
>>43250863
I want to counter this by pointing out that Twilight is a much bigger dork, and a much more academic dork, than Luna ever was. Luna's dorkiness in the fandom stems ultimately from her medieval-Equestria culture shock angle, and her difficulties adapting to modern times. There's nothing canon to suggest that Luna loves books or that Twilight loves mind games and psychological manipulation. They're both social outcasts to some extent, but again there are important differences that people miss. Twilight is awkward, and her outcast-ness stems from a lack of social experience and close-mindedness. Luna, on the other hand, is aloof and mysterious by nature, being nocturnal; nothing suggests she lacks social graces beyond the aforementioned culture shock which doesn't even last far beyond Luna Eclipsed.

I think the people who love both Twilight and Luna as similar characters to each other are engaging with them mainly on a shallow aesthetic level, because they still have very different personalities when you get down to it.

>>43253561
Twilight isn't even an outcast by nature, she was fine until she moved to a completely different place where she knows nopony, and even then she was very eager to fit in and integrate into the community as a whole, and was rather successful at it.

>>43253604
Yeah, Twilight wasn't very social but she did have friends. Not good friends, given that she promptly forgot about them. But friends nonetheless. And she wasn't even bad at talking to others, she just didn't want to.

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>>43253561
>muh canon
dooon't care

>>43222526
She wouldn’t say that

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>Anon found the clopfic scroll

>>43254226
Who wrote it?

>>43254245
Twilight, presumably. I wonder who it features, what fetishes are in it, and the writing quality?

>>43254283
>I wonder who it features
Anon.
>what fetishes are in it
All of them.
>and the writing quality
Terrible because she couldn't stop feeling aroused by her own writing

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how much of twilight's education is theoretical instead of practical

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>>43255507
Almost all of it.

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>>43255215
She gives all kinds of useful lessons for those who need them most

>>43255826
Did you draw this pic?

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>>43256159
Yeah, ne of my early pony drawings, experimenting with magic effects and trying out thicker outlines. This is my most recent twi drawing from around a month ago

>>43255826
>>43256172
Based drawfren

>>43256172
Pretty good. How long have you been drawing?

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>>43232562
I know this is late, but cute prompt, Anon.

>>43232935
>I also got one shotted by a Twilight Voice Call ASMR
You gotta share so we can also reconsider our lives.

>>43246045
Amazing. Well set, well executed. Thank you.

>>43255826
>>43256172
nice art Anon.

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I really wanna see more of Twiggle in this outfit

>>43256344
Not that long, two years total but I only draw maybe once every few months. Think I've only drawn a total of around 7 ponies in all, hoping to get more consistent about actually sitting down to draw but I have a busy few weeks ahead.

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Why is she like this?

>>43257096
A vast amount of knowledge excites her sexually.

>>43256463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJhhiRGS_tI
Here, enjoy and weep upon my suffering

>>43256809
Twilight is prefect for snuggling!

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do you think twilight is capable of being an apocalypse-level threat
?

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>>43257362
This little thing? Ending the world? Nah...

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I want mean Twilight to sit on my face.

>>43257537
That sounds pretty mean.

>>43257096
me on the right

>>43258155
Me on the left.

>>43258155
>>43258173
hey, pal, /bug/ is this way >>43241110

>>43257362
>do you think twilight is capable of being an apocalypse-level threat?
She could destroy the world if she starts messing around with time-manipulating spells.

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>>43257362
Capable as in have the power to? Easily. Capable as in able to be pushed far enough to consider destroying the world? No, I think she's too just for that. I think she can absolutely go batshit crazy if you put enough pressure on her friends or Equestria, see the Tirek fight, but I don't think she'd ever want destroy Equestria, she'd always want to fight to protect it and what it stands for.

>>43257537
Mean Twi is quite enticing.

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why does she eat so much
??

>>43259428
I dunno but she should eat more

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>>43259428
TWIGGY PIGGY

>>43259428
Food was her first friend, and can she really be called the Princess of Friendship if she abandons a friend?

>>43260029
Now I'm wondering if anyone's ever done a FiM-LoGH crossover fic.

The 7th Element of Harmony, gluttony.

I love how active this thread has gotten recently.

>>43258490
How would a three some with mean twilight work?

>>43260653
*boop*

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>>43260668
https://twibooru.org/3163815?q=artist%3Axaniyo

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>>43260659
It would be extremely lewd

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>>43260659
It'd quickly become a heated competition and at some point your own well-being would be disregarded by them both.

>>43260832
>>43260832
>>43260832
>>43260832

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>>43261499
Mad purple is so fucking cute

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>>43261500

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>>43261258
cute

>>43261499
this is weird and funny

>>43261504
>not flying
She's not actually trying to get away, is she?

>>43261732
If Rainbow starts flying Twilight's gonna bring out her magic and nobody wants that.

>>43261499
Nice comic.
Is Anon's rant supposed to be meta? Where he's complaining about the gnomes but also describing the ponies?
I get the cone/horn connection, and the houses being too small, but I don't know what the acorns represent.

>>43262043
NOT CANON

>>43262043
I thought that was a gunshot wound or something

>>43262043
Look how they massacred my little pony
https://derpibooru.org/images/1105581

>>43262988
Friendship is necromancy

>>43263563
Why isn't Twilight using her magic? She's disappointing Celestia!

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Old screenshot I took in Tower Unite

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>>43264048

>>43264048
>>43264050
Cool shrine. What's this game even about?

>>43264199
Gooning, mostly.

>>43264048
>>43264050
My goon cave

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TARDY