>>43279850 She isn't. You just gotta be a faithful loving husband and a caring father figure for dinky. It's not so hard. It's actually pretty comfy. Think about it, you get to kiss your wife good day before she goes off delivering mail for every pony, maybe adjust her saddle bags a little so she doesn't lose anything, get dinky to school and go on about your day. Pretty sweet deal.
>>43279850 She holds a job as a mailmare, she can consent just fine, I think she'd be open minded sexually, she would probably even let you fuck dinky.
>>43279850 Oh you sweet summer child... You see that ass? You don't fuck Derpy, Anon. Derpy fucks YOU, and you better not die from snu-snu like her last stallion.
>>43279850 >tell derpy you want to give her a foal >only do it in her butt >hot tard moans >after a while she gets sad that she doesn't get a foal >tell her we just need to keep trying >more hot tard moans ensue >until I get bored several years later and eventually get her pregnant >the wait and delay was driving her crazy so she's especially happy it actually happened Is this morally wrong? Yes, but she will be the happiest mother in the end so it's fine. >inb4 Dinky not canon
>>43279952 Actually pretty cute derpy family. I wouldn't mind satyrs children myself. Having a happy family with a pony wife is good for me. although derpy isn't my waifu
It makes me sad seeing how many people look at Derpy and their main attraction to her is because they think they can take advantage of her. Derpy deserves more respect than that.
>>43279917 Being reincarnated into Equestria specifically and having Derpy love you back is already retardedly impossible magical thinking. Easy solution: You do the monkey, you have a foal, that foal is Dinky. There see, now its ur foal too. That easy
>>43279919 It makes no sense. If both parties drop decibels of their shared link budget like lepers drop fingers, their chances of not fucking it up are quadratically worse than if only one of them were retarded. It may still work but holy shit.
just tell anyone who has a problem with it that they're marginalizing her, ostracizing, stigmatizing, alienating, discriminating by treating her "special", denying her human rights as well as basic instincts but also be a faithful, loving partner, not a piece of shit
>>43280930 What's the difference, isn't keeping em universal the whole point of the construction? Both "human rights" and "pony rights" should be equivalent soft links to the same entity.
>>43280963 Either you point out a verifiably substantial difference between pony and human rights RIGHT NOW or I rape your still twitching flayed body in the ass.
>>43279952 >look for Derpy satyr greens >ancient pastebin that got deleted by pastebin, only poneb.in now only has 4 (four) greens tagged as Derpy >2/4 use other donut steels I don't even know who are supposed to be children of can I just get some greens about a blind crossbreed?
>>43279850 I've always seen Derpy as regular stupid instead of retard stupid considering she's able to keep a job and take care of herself. Derpy isn't a hot disabled pony; she simply is a bimbo with a lazy eye.
>>43282449 I was about to say the most genetically inferior ponies are still infinitely better than the most superior humans, but then I remembered Snips and Snails exist.
>>43282620 She must've been so fast in her prime, I don't know what happened to her but it's amazing she's still fast enough to be a speedy mail delivery pone.
>>43282654 Considering her eyes got lazy overtime, she gradually lost precision and perception to the point she become a fast but clumsy flyer . Basically the equivalent of the fastest bedroach ever existed
>>43279850 Was it ever explained why her cutie mark is a bunch of boubles? I know it was due to her being just a generic token npc at first, but they ever explored it? Its not like it is related to flying, muffins , mails or tardness
>>43282455 Dinky does have a unique anti clockwise horn in the show, in which old fanon theorized she might have trouble with more complex spells due to a different casting pattern than normal, maybe in reverse or something like that. A right hand vs left hand situation. She might be better at deconstructing spells instead of casting because of that though, but still, it did pass down in her unique ways.
>>43282654 As I always like pointing, Derpy is a truck, built like one too, while Rainbow Dash is more like a race car. Slow powerful wing beats for one and quicker more controlled ones for the other for all that agility. Other fillies got better coordination and were able to beat their wings faster, gaining speed as they grew up, while Derpy's got raw power at low speeds instead to help her carry a lot of weight without being overwhelmed, but also can't go as fast with said limitation. Also being the reason she ended as a mailmare, something Dash probably would have trouble with.
>>43283308 Now I've just always perceived him as middle-aged while everyone else are young adults, probably because he sounded like a 90s surfer bro in his first appearance.
>>43284284 Based, and it's not like the retard can't feel horny, I'm sure if you beat it up Derpy would make the same noises and squirt just like the others.
what if you just explained to her that it's not a good idea for her to have a child because it might end up the same as her and suffer throughout its life? of course this would also be a reason to turn her into an anal exclusive slut
>>43282901 >She might be better at deconstructing spells instead of casting because of that though stupid headcanon. here's a much better one: >unicorns with counter-clockwise horn spirals cannot cast any spells made for clockwise spiraled horns. their horns simply do not process magic in the same way. >the vast majority of spells are clockwise, as that is the way the vast majority of unicorns' horns spiral. >however, as a unicorn matures, they will learn some spells naturally, such as levitation, and some spells related to their special talent. >a counter-clockwise unicorn will of course intuit these spells in the form of counter-clockwise spells. >but these will not necessarily be the only spells such a unicorn will ever know, as it is possible, with great effort, for a pony to "translate" a spell into the opposite chirality. although this has not been done for very many spells. >a much more common way to create a version of a clockwise spell that counter-clockwise unicorns can cast is to instead create a counter-clockwise spell that in turn casts the clockwise version of a spell. >this is much easier to create than a true counter-clockwise version of a spell since it's creation is basically just plugging a clockwise spell into the stock emulation spell template. >translating a spell on the other hand requires reverse engineering it to understand how it works, and then creating an opposite chirality version of it from scratch. >with how complex some spells can, be, the translation of a single spell could take months, or even years with the most complex spells >additionally, spell translation can only be done by a unicorn who understands both chiralities of magic very well. >as any given unicorn can only be one chirality or the other, such unicorns are extremely rare. >comparitively, the creation of an emulation spell can be done in a single day, and requires much less magical know-how. (although still definitely not something just any unicorn can do.) >there are benefits to using a translated spell however. or rather, downsides to using an emulation spell instead. >first, since two different spells are being cast, the total casting time is slightly longer. >and second, and more importantly, since the actual effective spell you're trying to cast is being cast by another spell instead of by you, you have much less control of the spell. although practice can alleviate this to an extent. >some counter-clockwise unicorns have tried to reverse their horns' chirality by filing off their grooves, and carving new ones. >this does not work. the horn's chirality goes deeper than just the grooves. it extends into the very structure of the horn itself, or perhaps even the unicorn's well of magic itself.
>>43285955 I really like that one, going from the mana pool being in a twister and how anti clock-wise would need to somehow stop said flow and spin the other way around, aka impossible. I'm not as much into the emulation though, as that would basically make creating the spell pointless unless it was for very specific cases like a job, in which the cutie mark and pony interest would likely come up with a proper anti-clockwise version then. As for there being rare unicorns who understand both chiralities, I'd put as that just being an impossibility, you're only born with your own and all, but two gifted unicorns meeting who understand their chirality well and can advance the other 'side' being a rare decade to century event to work out on each other spells would be nice, usually ending up working together through their lives, understanding the oportunity they have there of advancement. Such being a "spell boom" per se in the books Also, I like the idea of anti-clockwise horns having developed spells of their own, maybe not deconstructing specifically, but something not usually done by clockwise horns, both chiralities developing spells of their own as time goes, until the rare event above happens and ponies then can somewhat translate one for the other without needing to reverse engineer with great effore. Also months sound low for complex spells like teleporting, and that's considering the pony can actually cast it herself if done, which might be the biggest hurdle to find in the middle of the process of reverse engineering and rebuilding the spell. Years seem more likely, and if the pony is unable, then writing a book or tome about it so another pony can pick up from there to try.
>>43289491 And blonde, and a bimbo, and...yea. Derpy definitely put all her stat points on 11/10 looks, so bad in fact that life gave her the eyes to try and balance it out