I'm too lazy to find the edit of the classic /v/ troll comic where it's two people saying 'Haha the other guy must be so mad right now! I'm gonna keep trolling him!' but that's this thread at this point.
Life is cruel to not have ponies to pet and cherish. I pray if there is a consciousness after this one, that it be one of my choosing. Life in Equestria would heal my heart and soul.
>>43283129 You're going to go to Equestria and it has a portal to EQG but you obviously don't need to go through it since you'll be petting cute ponies.
>>43284005 It's okay, I'll ask the pony guarding one portal which portal the other guard would say is the TF portal and then whichever portal they point to is the one I go into so I can pet cute ponies.
>>43281146 >Applejack sneaks into the barn >At first she was very suspicious of the large hairless monkey >However anon proved to be useful and the hands near indispensable in certain situations >On the outside she made it clear she didn't trust him one bit and wouldn't hesitate to throw him into tardaris if needed >However those hands served a purpose she never dare admit >Anon pats their lap as she looks around blushing in shame >Applejack's hooves softly trot over to get her pets >As anons fingers run through Applejack's mane and masterfully scratches all the right spots behind her ears, she melts in anons arms "Who's a good little pony" >Anon asks pressing his luck "Don't you patronize me, I'll have you" >Applejack's anger melts away as those deft fingers scratch under her chin "Alright anon, you win, im a good little pony" >Applejack admits feeling his arms lovingly squeeze her tight
>>43290245 You think you believe that, but you don't. >>43290261 >you'll be glad you survived as long as you did. Lmao >>43290277 Who knows. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't.
>>43290302 I just wanna go there. This world is so awful and cruel and filled with failure and horror. I want to live in a world where there's always a happy ending and everyone is happy to see you.