Me an' Wainbow Dashie Washie awe happy to announce dat we'we stawting ouw own toy wine dat we'we cawwing...uh, wait a minute, I got da sheet hewe...Okay...ahem...Mushy Little Pals, or MLP. Wow...dat's a weiwd way ta pwonounce something. Anyway, Mushy Widdwe Paws awe made using Wainbow Dashie Washie's wainbow poopy, an' awe mowded into diffewent kinds a' cweatuwes. Some a' da ones we've made incwude ponies, gwiffons, dwagons, kiwins, zebwas, yaks, humans, an' many mowe. We've tested dese new toys, an' so faw, Mushy Widdwe Paws seems ta be vewy popuwuaw. Even owdew cweatuwes awe cwamowing fow Wainbow Dashie Washie's poopy toys. Wid how weww wecieved Mushy Widdwe Paws has been wid test audiences, we awso have a show stawting this Octobew the tenth. It's going to be cawwed...ahem...Mushy Little Pals: Defecation is Magic. Man, dat feews weiwd tawking wike dat. Anyway, Mushy Widdwe Paws, Defecation is Magic pwemiews dis Octobew da tenth, so be suwe ta check it out, an' buy some supew dupwe, poopy doopy paws fow yowsewf, youw fwends, ow youw chiwdwen. Mushy Widdwe Paws. Coming suwun to a stowe neaw you :)
>>43284200 I want to lock Rainbow Dash in my basement and every day at the same time I’ll brutally rape her. Pounding my dick into whatever hole I decide on and cumming inside. I’ll ruin her psyche to the point she won’t be able to function in the outside world anymore then I’ll own her as my own sex slave.
I want to was Rainbow Dash's mane with a soap that causes the colors to blend together so she ends up with a muddy looking mane, like when you let a multi-colored tub of ice cream melt and re-freeze.
>>43289211 That would be peak. I bet Scout hit, he's great with girls. He would strike out with Rarity or Twilight, but Scout would absolutely rizz up Dash. Probably why she's in that hoodie. She just stole it from his footlocker in the merc barracks after a night of fucking fast and hard :P >>43289270 Like giving a medieval peasant a Cool Ranch Dorito.