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>tfw you finally realize the "Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" thing also applies to vaginal muscles as well
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>>43287858
Oh no I don't want to go to Equestria now(?)
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>>43287858
another thread about sex
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i bet their snatches have the same/similar dexterity and manipulable control as a human hand (but like actually not joking) They probably have enough muscular control to flex their pussy forwardward and backward, and thus can jerk your dick off while the rest of your bodies are completely still
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>>43287875
every thread is about sex if you're horny enough
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>>43287885
DIAMONDS
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>>43287858
Also they decide when you're done.
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>>43287858
You just know Octavia's ass is a cock guillotine
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>>43287858
Does this mean that unicorns generally have looser, less dexterous vaginas? Maybe they got too lazy using magic to masterbate instead of grabbing a carrot with their pussy lips with enough force to crush it upon orgasm.
Leaving pegasi probably somewhere in the middle because they use winghand shenanigans to help with masterbation, but not as assisted as full on magic.
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>>43288053
Earth ponies have better grip due to the fact that they get a lot of exercise from their fields of strenuous work.
While Octavia doesn't do much physical labor, she still exercises a lot and takes care of herself like the Equestrian Psycho she is which is why she's the best fuck
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>>43288053
I'm not even convinced Unicorns would wink. I would guess they would, but there's no need for it when they can spread pussy telekinetically. I can see them having lost that ability over the course of their evolution

Anal sex/masturbation is far more common in Unicorns for the simple reason they have a 100% sanitary method of doing it and can instantly do it merely by thinking about it. Literally all Unicorns will have experimented with anal at some point just cuz of how easy it is for them.

The vast majority of Unicorn stallions are gay/bi for this reason. And lesbianism rates are also greatly higher in Unicorns because they can actually properly penetrate their partner with telekinesis
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>>43288028
AWOOOOOOGA! OCTAVIA'S ASS UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP EARTH PONY PUSSY UNFFFFFF!
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>>43288374
>I'm not even convinced Unicorns would walk. I would guess they would, but there's no need for it when they can carry themselves telekinetically.
This is how (You) sound like.
Clitoral winking doesn't really have anything to do with spreading their pussies for their partner.
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>tfw you finally realize the "Pegasi are super fast and intense" thing also applies to their sexual performance as well
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>>43288421
They also recover quickly. Five minutes and your pegamarewife is fucking your brains out again.
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>>43288405
can you please stop being an obnoxious bitch on the internet for no reason? maybe try to act like someone that other people actually want to be around, and have conversations with?

they would obviously also use telekinesis to guide the dick into the hole if that's what you mean. I wouldn't know, because you chose to reply in a manner that was as unhelpful, bad faith, and uninformative as possible.
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>>43288452
Mares wink because they're horny. Just like your peanus weanus gets hard when you're horny.
But that's not the sole purpose of winking. They also wink when they piss and their vulva is irritated.
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Holy shit.
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>>43288698
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>try to rape an earth mare
>get castrated
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Maybe earth ponies are just naturally more fertile. Or maybe their strong earth pony pussies are better at squeezing out every last drop of human seed than the other tribes. Maybe it's both. What's certain is your growing family of foals and aching pelvis.
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>>43289009
>Maybe earth ponies are just naturally more fertile.
Well they are the most common race and Appul&Ponk have the most siblings...
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>>43289009
stallion seed*
ftfy
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>>43289023
>he doesn't want mares to lick his salty skin
Sad that people like this exist.
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>>43288378
Also known as the double ass
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>>43287885
This is my fetish
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>>43288421
okay so what's the unicorn variation of this meme then
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>>43287858
I thrive under pressure.
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>>43287864
>Oh no I don't want to go to Equestria now(?)
But do (You) still want to be borne into it? Same principle apply.
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>>43289612
dayum Donk got badonkadonk
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>>43290800
the ass of the ass

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