Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)01:56:39
No.
43290260
How do you expect to pick up this fucking Snorlax? Showing all 42 replies.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)01:59:02
No.
43290265
>>43290260 How do you think BROTHER?
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)01:59:55
No.
43290267
If you're not /fit/ you can ask her nicely and she'll partially pick herself up with her magic so that it's easy for you to lift her.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:04:04
No.
43290272
>>43290260 by using twilight’s heavy body to work out via lifting her body till (you) become fit all over, her hunger for hayburger (you)r straight
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:07:03
No.
43290276
I don't think a pony would want to be held like that, probably more snuggle into your lap type of thing. yeah I'm a weakling who probably couldn't even lift a filly.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:12:37
No.
43290282
>>43290276 It'd be easier if he was willing to put a hand under her rump, she's got like zero support currently.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:16:12
No.
43290293
>>43290260 With my big, beefy arms, ideally while she wraps her rear legs around my waist so her breasts and marehood press into my crotch.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:19:17
No.
43290298
>>43290260 Hell if I know. I'm more out of shape than she is.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:21:51
No.
43290303
>>43290298 It's okay, you can just sit on a couch and she'll hug you there. You don't have to strain yourself just to enjoy time with a friend!
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:24:51
No.
43290308
>>43290260 This is why you exercise, anons. You can't pick up your marewife and her fat butt if you're not strong enough!
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:05:27
No.
43290348
when in doubt, apply cartoon physics. ponies seem to be pretty light, and they're able to throw each other around easily enough
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:08:02
No.
43290350
>>43290348 I hope they're light, I wanna carry ponies around but I'm a fat fuck.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:12:33
No.
43290352
>>43290260 Just use magic if you are too weak
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:37:44
No.
43290378
>>43290348 >>43290350 They probably weigh hundreds of pounds,
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:38:57
No.
43290380
>>43290378 I don't think ponies are that large.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:14:34
No.
43290408
>>43290348 my headcanon is that everyone and everything in equestria is extremely light and anon has god level strength by default
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:25:43
No.
43290422
>>43290408 I feel like it would be weird physically interacting with comically light ponies. Besides, I like a little weight; it makes the snuggles better.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:50:50
No.
43290447
>>43290422 There's a sweet spot, enough weight that they feel real but not so much that having a whole pony resting on top of you is uncomfortable.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)05:24:38
No.
43290477
>>43290378 So a little less than your mom?
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)06:56:45
No.
43290549
>>43290422 Off topic, why did I immediately recognize this as ai (I checked), despite it being completely flawless?
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)07:02:12
No.
43290557
>>43290549 I think it's because visually it's very good but the emotions appear a bit detached. also there is a fucking earth globe on the shelf
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)07:03:05
No.
43290558
>>43290549 The whole 'show accurate but not quite' aesthetic is an odd aesthetic that I can't think of any artists doing. Either someone wants it to look exactly like the show in which case they wouldn't have Twilight's mane shading her face or the highlight on her back or someone wants to do their own thing in which case they'd do their own artstyle.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)07:04:09
No.
43290561
>>43290549 Because it's not completely flawless. Look at the bed's courtains, too much detail and different colors between the sheets, also Twilight's left leg lineart is fusing with the bed's lineart just under the wing
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)07:17:26
No.
43290569
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)07:31:42
No.
43290582
I love tubby Twilight.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)08:55:04
No.
43290633
>>43290549 >wings >completely flawless
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)08:56:53
No.
43290635
>>43290633 Don't be rude. If Twilight ever reads your post she'll probably have wings and that'll hurt her feelings.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)09:58:12
No.
43290665
>>43290260 >he doesn’t work out for his waifu NGMI
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)10:36:45
No.
43290701
>>43290260 The world will be in awe if you manage to lift a pony mare
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)10:49:20
No.
43290713
>>43290260 HM04
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)10:52:10
No.
43290717
Even Spike can do it for his mare. You're not weaker than Spike, are you?
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)11:27:59
No.
43290743
>>43290260 >>43290378 >>43290582 Ponies in Equestria are elephant-sized, have chubby distended bellies that jiggle as they walk and fat asses that also jiggle as they walk and Anon's head just barely reaches their ass level.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)11:29:51
No.
43290746
>>43290743 Yes
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)11:35:33
No.
43290751
Is everybody here really so out-of-shape and obese that they wouldn't even be able to lift something the size of a 10 year old child?
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)11:40:02
No.
43290753
>>43290751 No, hence why we're talking about other things
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)12:05:03
No.
43290773
>>43290701 Well it’s My LITTLE Pony, so if we are generous and factoring in that G4 Ponies appear to be slimmer and more streamlined than RL ones we can assume that it’s more along the line of 30-60% of the weight of a RL Pony
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)12:05:46
No.
43290774
>>43290422 >Twilight smugly showing off the bedsheets she made out of Trixie
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)12:07:37
No.
43290777
>>43290774 Hot...
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)12:12:13
No.
43290783
>>43290260 Twilight has such a big butt but she's so cute that I'd feel bad if I found it hot
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)14:15:16
No.
43290867
>>43290743 Unf
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)16:02:55
No.
43290962
>>43290743 Prices Brosnan...
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)19:32:45
No.
43291239
>>43290783 CUTE
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)19:44:21
No.
43291251
>*slaps tummy* This mare can fit so many anons sweets inside her
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