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Post your board!

>>130008097
>muh funko soiboxes
kys asap pickle rick

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Why do we hate Benson Boone again?

>>130008135
more like Benson Based

>*crickets*

Ahem where are the links that I won’t click on? Shit OP

>>130008135
is that the guy who makes those expensive amps? i thought his lastname was preamp not boone

>janny is asleep
i say nigger

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thoughts about Epiphone's new Futura line?

>>130008242
I was just looking at these on Gbase, they're pretty cool for chinkshit.

>>130008131
Post something interesting

>>130008294
eat shit and die quirk chungus

sure is summer in here

yea cause summer is when i FUCK YO MOMMA

OOOOOOOOOHHH!

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Old lady has a 2024 Les Paul for sale for 900 bucks.

>>130008214
No he's the guy that had a viral IG song

>>130008357
it's spring

>>130008404
that's a steal.

>>130008404
Who gives a shit?

Sweetwater has the best service out of any music retailer I like to support local music stores but I also like how they ship from a warehouse so I know no ones touched my gear since I'm a germophobe

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Bit borin' innit

>>130008451
>bot
Is there something wrong with sweetwater? I just ordered from them earlier this week and was impressed

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>a company of 2000 employees is wasting time appealing to an autistic image board

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>still can't upload webp images to this nigger tranny site
how am i supposed to earn my sweetwater sales commission now ;__;

>>130008494
Music's dead
Nobody wants to play guitar

>sweetwater bad
Okay enjoy your new guitar from guitar center that 10,000 people have finger fucked

>>130008433
It's summer all year long on 4chan.

>>130008558
>Nobody wants to play guitar
It might not be as popular as it was in the 70s but it's still popular. If you want to make music it's a good thing since most just make beats in logic, less competition and more ways to stand out.

>>130008558
I've seen some middle aged dork nerds on YouTube that do. They all sing the no pussy blues in perfect key.

Remember that scene in the 40 year old virgin when they went to his apartment? It was just like that but in real life.

>how to be popular in music today
>play a real instrument
>be White & attractive
So, either no one in here plays guitar or no one in here is White.

>>130008591
>more ways to stand out
LOL

>>130008591
>less competition and more ways to stand out
We all know the retards in /gg/ are delusional dipshits with no real grip on reality or self-awareness but it's refreshing to see it so clearly stated like this
>>130008616
You know it's both stop playing kek

>>130008616
I'm Italian
The music industry's favourite white flavor
I play guitar
Too bad I'm ugly as sin

>>130008572
yea cause summer is when i GOTCHA MOMMA PREGNANT

OOOOOOOOOOHHH!

>>130008571
at least you can go to guitar center and try a guitar before you buy it
buying a guitar online sight unseen is beyond retarded. the only reason you would do that is if you were some sort of agoraphobic shut-in afraid of the world and need everything shipped to your door like a cave fungus

>>130008694
>if you were some sort of agoraphobic shut-in afraid of the world
doyouknowwhereyouare.jpg

I remember when Mike Patton lied and said he couldn't tour because he had become agoraphobic during the pandemic.

He really just didn't want to get the clotshot to tour overseas though and didn't want his soiboy fans to know he was secretly a chud who "did his own research" lol

>>130008709
i am not the best of you and i still go outside

>>130008744
why? what's out there? hot sun and ugly trees?

>>130008742
Based (like me)

Your #1 guitar?
Your vax status?

>>130008641
>We all know the retards in /gg/ are delusional dipshits with no real grip on reality or self-awareness but it's refreshing to see it so clearly stated like this
Explain

>>130008742
steph carpenter from the deftones did the same thing. except he said the earth is flat too and sits out all deftones tours outside of the united states. they just hire a stand in and he records youtube videos while they're gone

>>130008786
>skin flute
>vaccinated ...through YO MOMMA'S PUSSY JUICE

>>130008637
Well you can actually record yourself playing an singing unlike if you just make beats like a 17 year old black dropout, it's still based a lot on luck whether or not you "make it" but less so

>>130008404
>6.5 pounds
thats a fake, any real gibson is AT LEAST 10 pounds

>>130008770
guitars you can play in person and verify they are good guitars so you're not paying $7000 for a flying v and then returning it

>>130008845
>"make it"
nigga you got a day job? yeah you gonna be keepin that day job too
>*snap*

the last time i bought a guitar online i returned like 4 of the same model until i got a light one lol
they paid for all my returns
today when i called i just heard the guy sighing when hearing my name (im buying another guitar and will return 4 of them until i get a perfect one again)
i hate wagies so much they deserve it lol

>>130008906
>and everybody clapped

>>130008906
You are a wagie. You hate yourself?

I posted in code but no one here understood it. That's how I know you're all stupid.

i kinda wish everyone who used to post here wasn't dead now but they are. i sincerely hope ace died suffering and unable to breathe during covid, shit would be so cash

>>130008902
>nigga you got a day job? yeah you gonna be keepin that day job too
I'm unemployed

>>130008906
no employee would give a fuck they just clock in and clock out you don't affect them at all

>>130008940
i retired at 32, anon.

>>130008962
>making up fantasies of how anons died
weird stuff man you own a mustang by chance?

>>130008978
>and everybody clapped

>>130008978
by retired do you mean you lost your house and job and now live in your car

>>130008986
i don't really care how they died, it just makes me happy that they're dead and gone never to return

>>130008992
no, i have a 3 story house with 3 bedrooms, a car and a project car all paid off, adjusting for inflation and keeping a budget, i should not have to work again.

>>130009003
>then the clapping intensified

>>130008742
Patton rejected my handshake when he came out to let Bjork (most beautiful lady and tiny lady I saw in person) when he played at the Bowery Ballroom.
>Rahzel gave me a meaty hug
So yeah their album (Medulla) tanked because of that.

Slime is antivax and believes it’s radiation poisoning from 5G rollout (cellphones accumulated this directed energy, so you’d “catch” it by being in groups)
>slime is on a list…
…of smart people

Patton’s “Fantomas/Melvins Big Band” album is awesome cuz Buzzo is the man:

https://open.spotify.com/track/3QsMa3XAWj4C6FSjoOfoB1?si=sXqJDWyPRqm2LTZytaKIUQ

>>130009012
yeah i mean, you mom was being very enthusiastic

>>130009003
this is cap, a 3 story house will have more than 3 bedrooms. fun story though

>>130009018
>Patton rejected my handshake because he didn't want to touch a bizarre looking schizophrenic
The most believable story ever posted in /gg/ lmfao

>>130008786
Jazzmasterrace
Unvax'd

>>130009023
>all houses are exactly the same

>>130009116
>then everybody in the barn clapped

>>130009003
Bitcoin?

>>130009187
>Bitcoin?
TIBBIR

>AND NOW I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

I got ghosted by this girl who was supposed to come over today but my drummer is free at 4 when I'm off work. So I'll just play with my rc 600 with him...

Never mind she just texted me and said sorry she was busy with a broken car.

>>130009550
fix her car or get cucked by the man who does

>>130009563
The middle aged married hispanic guy at the autoshop isn't gonna cuck him anon

>>130009563
I would rather get cucked. It's hot as shit fuck working on a car outside

>>130009584
bad bunny changed everything anon, you're in for a surprise

>be me
>hispanic car mechanic
>this cute little thing called me all desperate with her car broken down
>take her to my garage
>fix her radiator hose
>bang her
>we laying in bed when she suddenly remembers she is supposed to meet some basedboy faggot or something i dont know
>she texts him and lies that her car is still broken down
anyways got my balls drained, playing some tunes on my evertune
life is /gg/ood

83rd post

Haha I didnt mention she was trans you're gay

okay then

>>130009042
Did Medulla flop or did it not?
>your honor, I rest my case

>>130009655
Bad Bunny isn't middle aged

>>130008558
that incorrect. everyone wants to play guitar no one wants to listen to the music or go to the shows. Instrument sales are up, guitar-oriented band ticket sales and stream are down, very down.

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>>130008031
That's a nice LP

>>130009835
So what the fuck is the point of learning guitar if nobody is gonna go to the shows?
Just to play in your bedroom?
I've done that for 20 years
It's not fun

>>130009839
do you just insert-object a new guitar into the chair for every post

>>130009848
i have no interest in performing for people. i got into guitar for my own enjoyment and to play with other people for our own enjoyment. there's nothing like engaging in an activity that 99% of people can't do, and doing it with other people that are part of that inside group

>>130009835
>he doesnt have a thriving local scene
tough

What song is everyone learning today?https://youtu.be/fKZsI2pZz2Y?si=fHaRsNUKL98c_6d8

>>130008616
I play guitar with my friends and my girlfriend how would I become famous

>>130008616
If you care about being popular ngmi

>>130009848
There doesn’t need to be a point it’s just a thing you can do if you feel like it. I work in tech, so when I have the time I like to use the other parts of my brain

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>see used Korn signature Ibanez local 2nd hand website, 7 string meme could be a fun meme for the meme
>good shape, cheap, go and check it out
>dude's place is a massive mansion
>has an entire studio set up upstairs on an indoor balcony overlooking the living room so he can blast the rest of the family while recording and playing
>wife and daughter look visibly pissed
>hands me the guitar, tells me it's in A standard
>plugs it into an interface, fires up the fortin nameless amp sim, tells me there's some ugly latency issues
>leaves me alone
>fix the latency issues in his DAW within the first minute
>guitar is in B standard
>chug brr gallop metal wank.exe
>guy returns, asks if i like it
>"It's pretty good desu"
>"yeah it sounds good 'cause it has EMC pick ups in it"
>"You mean EMG?"
>"Yeah"
>"These are Dimarzio"
>"Oh yeah dude also you play well we should jam I have a guitar in the same tuning"
>"A standard?"
>"Yeah"
>Picks up a six string that's tuned audibly higher than A standard
>Say I gotta bounce and I'll think about buying it off him

I have rarely met a rich guitarfaggot who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and doing

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Didnt read tumblr fags blog, post some guitars

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>>130010113
based. owning more gear than you know what to do with demonstrates success and a casual approach to life that strugglers can't cope with

>>130010217

this is lgbtele btw. he can play im not okay (i promise) at speed.

>>130010217
It's just retardation given money.

>>130008742
Well he’s not dead like Taylor Hawkins

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Funny how?

Cool
Radical
Awesome
Terrific
Excellent

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I'm on the road to shambala

>>130010740
me when I'm driving at breakneck speed

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bros... im considering it..

>>130010272
i don't know what that means i play jazz
>>130010384
if retards can do it why can't you