>now we're moving on to the rock larp
>resting-bitch-face.jpg

She's such a shameless trend chaser lol, why are popfags like this?

>>130011587
Isn't this just every female pop star ever?

This bitch can't play a guitar get the fuck out of here.

Slutlivia saved rock and now the culture vultures like Charli are swarming

>>130011622
why do they like doing new things instead of forcing their music to conform to a single style? maybe because they like music?

>>130011622
In her case it's because she's an unhappy, burned-out nihilist desperate for a dopamine fix, she's the sort who needs to always be doing something new or death and futility approaches, that's why she's into Crash

All the cultural trends/styles from the Obama years are dead and buried now so why not?

as a guy who loves rock music and has been praying it come back for like 15 years now all i can say if she thinks electronic music is dead, rock music is a pile of dust right now.

Music in general is not in a good place

anyways if she does make rock music i expect it to be shite

what i expect from a charli xcx rock album: avril lavinge tier pop rock, or evanescence tier pop metal

>>130013506
The way I see it is if Jack Antonoff or Max Martin produces it, we're basically fucked.

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Real talk why are they letting us go back to rock now?

>>130011587
All these pop harlots can diss Maggie Rogers and Olivia Rodrigo, but these two are Pop-to-Rock trendsetters:
>>130012643

>>130013557
obama years are truly culturally over, poptimism is dead

>>130013557
The cultural climate changed rather fast since January 2025. Notice that Taylor Swift also magically disappeared since then.

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>>130013575
Thank GOD.

>>130011587
>dancefloor
>dead
>now moving to rock music
>rock music
how is she so successful yet knows nothing about music trends?

of course if rock is back then its a short term fad because these pop sluts have nothing better to do musically.

and actual rock bands will be ignored, unless geese drops a never mind tier album

>>130013579
Swift knew what was coming so she made one last big cash grab in 23-24 before her relevance ended forever.

>>130011587
no shit, you can see rebecca black using hyperpop as her comeback too.

yungblud did it guys, he brought rock back

>>130013557
because beyonce next album is rock

>>130013649
Holy shit if it's like her """country""" album, I'm gonna rope.

she should make hair metal, get some co signs from hair metal guys too. it would be funny and make sense, it would be better than her making generic pop rock

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>>130011663
charli has been making edm for her entire career, i think shes been hanging out in america too much where people dont party anymore

>>130013706
dance music in america died after disco, then it went underground and became a thing for like gay people and middle class blacks from detroit.

there was a short period where it made a come back with dubstep but that died


"white man dont dance"- kurt cobain

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>>130013426
>dance music is an obama trend
kek americans
dance music has been the most popular music in europe since the 90s and still is

>>130013766
europe is irrelevant in the 21st century

>>130013766
even as a Dutch anon i admit European pop culture is super lame and faggy

>>130013777
no one in europe listens to country, rock or reggaeton

>>130013809
>European pop culture is super lame and faggy
meanwhile in america
https://youtu.be/n5LixsSFMTg?si=fsjKqot7_FsuVSM9

>>130013809
^This. There's always been underground rock, punk, etc scenes but mainstream Euro pop is just ABBA tier singalong music for boomers that is strictly about hooks not lyrics.

>>130013813
isnt bad bunny big in spain, they speak a the spanish there

anyways, rock music is still big in south america and certain parts of asia, no one cares about the decaying museum known as europe

>>130013827
Obviously Max Martin was a mistake, he does not understand American music and wants everything to sound like ABBA.

Great music requires individuality and rebellion and continental Euro culture is super conformist. That's why in the end only Anglo cunts ever made anything good.

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>>130013829
americans dont listen to rock either, the "rock" you get is stuff like sombr

>>130013506
>avril lavinge tier pop rock, or evanescence tier pop metal
anon she is literally married to that guy who produces for The 1975
it's gonna sound like this
https://youtu.be/CHk5SWVO4p8?si=7JA5_oKT9VHDfLlV

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>>130013890
I
AM
AN
ANARCHIST

>>130013902
the 1975 is just ripping off obscure sophisto pop like blue nile or 80s rock line inxs

If she made something like roxy music mite b cool,

but her being a stupid pop slut, she will make some generic pop rock music for teens i suspect

>>130013827
>hear Euro boomers talk about all the great chanson, etc singers like Edith Piaf they had in olden days
>pull up their stuff on Youtube
>it's nearly always Singing Nun tier of corny

>>130013928
Back in the 50s they said American music was too dangerous/sexual/Negro-fied and by that they didn't just mean Elvis, they meant the housewife pop stuff you would think was turbo corn.

>>130013855
In that case Americans don't understand American music either, since they lap up Britney Spears and Taylor Swift records by the tens of millions.

>>130013927
I'm still stunned that Matt Healy got away with being a CIShet white guy in a band in the 2010s and not get cancelled.

>>130014017
there was a short time where bands like the 1975 and arctic monkeys were huge with tumblr sluts

>>130014017
ditto Ed Sheeran

>>130014011
this
americans love max martin slop a lot more than euros do

>>130013973
tbqh Teresa Brewer and the Chordettes were downright feral compared to most of what passed for Euro pop back then.

imagine choli making some 80s sophisto pop tier music, like prefab sprout, aztec camera, blue nile, orange juice, roxy music tier art rock.


But she will probably make some forgettable slop

maybe at best she would rip off courtney love and hole?

>>130014094
Britney and Swift fans were 11 year old girls and gay men and neither of those set trends and their opinions have never ever mattered.

>>130013973
>>130014108
go to any west euro flea market and flip thru the vinyl and you'll find heaps of march music. it was in many ways still the old world

>>130014138
he also wrote/produced for weeknd, justin timberlake, ariana grande, katy perry, coldplay, bts, justin bieber, avril lavigne, nicki minaj
all most popular in america

She will fail and complain about rock music like Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato.

>>130014204
charlie is married to one of the guys from the band the 1975, she should have them involved.

only reason olivia rodrigo is "good" at rock is because she has a indie rock guy writing all her music.

mily and demi just kind of suck

>>130014108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfbmpVp54W4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwwDNfBskCs

This illustrates my point perfectly. Same song, but Vera Lynn's version is very polite/mannered/classical compared to Kay Starr's much more gaudy recording. And anyway, British music pre-R&R was really no better than French, German, etc pop.