No more maybes

Baby's got rabies
>good riff

Forgot the links:
https://usa.yamaha.com/products/musical_instruments/guitars_basses/

burst transition

Trooncaster
Faguar
Fagocaster

hee hee hee

>>130013828
Me bottom right

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nice

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Why did picrel break /gg/?

>>130013932
Ibanez break gg hmm

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Friendly reminder: the 1959 Gibson Les Paul burst is the final boss of all electric guitars.

All musical paths to greatness end with a burst.

>>130013932
Careful, it looks like the jannies are now nuking any posts featuring gay spider, even those made by random anons. The last few in the old thread were just deleted. Fucking hilarious desu.

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Jazzmasters are out. SG's are in. Jaguars were always cooler anyways.

>>130014013
AI

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>>130014013
for me its the Fender Stratocaster, but the SG is cool too. i also like jags. our tastes have somehow aligned

>friday night
>all the regular shut-in losers are here
>this is the entirety of their social lives

>>130013988
yea i got a warning and a 15m ban for posting a guitar-related question with an image that featured a guitar. not even for avatarfagging, for "off-topic". they are grasping at straws

>>130014077
bouncing my son on my knee rn anon social life is behind me

>>130014084
The fallout of evertune bridges, 8 strings and gay spiders is immeasurable. Jesus Christ.

>>130014099
>child being raised by a manchild who begs for attention on social media like a woman
lol and when he troons out you'll be genuinely baffled as to why

>>130014099
Bounce ur wife on ur cock and show us

>>130014144
i will support any interest my son has. theres no need to rebel when you are nurtured

>>130014116
>>130014084
>>130013988
>>130013932
kek calm down doofus its going to be ok i promise

>talking about guitars with people online who also like talking about guitars = attention seeking

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>>130014192

There are two types of /gg/ posters:
>The ones who like to talk about guitars and gear and have fun with shitty vocas
>The ones who complain and insult and ramble about schizoposting when they themselves are the schizos
Which one are you?

>>130014183
>i'm a gay who adopted
that explains it then. how many times have you sexually molested him so far?

wasting your lives

>>130014227
only once when he was circumcised and i let the doctor do it

heh heh heh

Boy those bans really took the steam out of all that samefagging, huh?

Based janny lmao

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What animated shows fostered your love for guitar growing up? For me it was FLCL introducing me to the pillows.

>>130014301
They should clean up the catalog next and delete all the waifu spam

>>130014301
schizo's are like donkeys, they can be taught but it takes smashing a 2x4 across their face. now the schizo's pulling the plow, the (you)farm is getting planted, and /gg/ is back to being ship shape
>MUSH!!

oh it was slime the whole time. figures

The results speak for themselves, no?

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>>130014430
>what?
I’m pure EFFORT POST, not whatever the hell you chucklefucks get up to

I know it takes refinement to enjoy arthoes as much as counterpoint-enriched modulations, but I try
>and that’s all that matters…

theres only one poster whos mental illness registers on the scale we've seen in the last few threads, it all makes sense now

been playing for 6 months and I can't go past 16ths at 90bpm. It's over.

>>130014782
>number of people who care:

Why did jany buck break Chris Chan like that, y'all? Was going full massa mode really necessary?

qrd on what the hell is happening, please

>>130014872
just /gg/assin/gg/ these ni/gg/as up for teh lulz lil' homie
>ain't no than/gg/ chicken wan/gg/

>>130014948
>>130014938
>>130014914

>>130013828
What happens if you have both?

https://voca.ro/1nKISNYZjRsu

https://voca.ro/1e5tj2kQo3WE
John Dowland's lachrimae pavan

>>130015063
sounds like someones chopping up drugs on a mirror in the background.
Nice voca.

>>130014993
I don't open vocaroos, I've never once listened to a voca posted in this garbage general because I don't care about whatever piddly ass bullshit you recorded. Neither does anybody else for that matter.

If you could play anything worth listening to you'd have a Soundcloud or a YouTube channel and you wouldn't be wasting your time here begging for these dipshits attention like a dumbfuck.

>>130015094
You cared enough to delete your comment from the other thread and put it in this one because you're oh so eager for that attention you make fun of others for wanting. You don't need to be a butthead to get a (You) bro I give them out for free costs me nothing.

>>130015093
tyvm

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https://voca.ro/1VtlYoV1lyfJ

>>130015114
I deleted it to make sure you saw me shitting in your face, retard. You need to understand that you don't matter and that you'll never matter.

The fact that you don't like being told the truth makes me laugh, that's why I do it.

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>>130015197
love you too babe
https://voca.ro/1htVZ8VLzgej

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Haters gonna hate just cuz we get more pussy than they do
https://voca.ro/1h4YaFFaTyIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-MDllPR8ZU

>>130015225
I'm not your friend, I'm not your buddy, I'm not your comrade. This general is a hangout for losers like you who couldn't cut it in real life so you cope by coming here and posting inane bullshit not even worth wasting the time to read.

Fuck you. Kill yourself.

I'll chop my dick off to make even 1 cent from guitar playing
https://voca.ro/19OPfPjuHqEg

^^funny guy

>>130015289
cool tone

shred is dead.
fringe is cringe.
nobody wants to hear your wheedly-whee wankery at 210 bpm.
you can buy your mother a new house with 3 chords and a deep groove.

>>130015325
What about this
https://voca.ro/1hziYa1RnkRy

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I like reading how Electrical Guitar Company and Travis Beans Designs ripped off their customers for hundreds of thousands of dollars and haven't delivered hundreds of guitars that had been ordered. The owner Kevin Burkett is now planning to retire with all the free money he was sent lmao

>>130015363
offset owner tone
https://voca.ro/14IhmAr68vG9

>>130015387
I think I made that vocaroo with a les paul like a year ago

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67th post lol
SIX SEEEVEN SIX SEEEVEN

>>130015514
you're a goober

245 lbs of soul, shame, and sesame seeds
Whopper wrappers on dashboard forming natural insulation gut’s turbulent, spirit’s adrift
need inspiration for lyrics decide to hit the local library haven't been since I was banned for calling an audiobook "a coward’s vinyl" enter through automatic doors like a cowboy walking into a saloon, but instead of spurs, I'm squeaking from sweat librarian looks up immediately squints probably recognizes me from “The Great Bathroom Overture of ’21” nod politely, tip invisible hat say “Just here for some quiet, sugarplum”
go to music section
pull out book on jazz theory
start reading it out loud to myself in a whispery baritone
sounds like I'm seducing Miles Davis' ghost
IBS stirs
whisper to gut “not here, buddy… not again… we’re in a sanctuary” spot a free computer open Audacity plug in my USB mic (it’s actually a toy microphone from a karaoke machine, covered in duct tape and hope) record a cover of “Genie in a Bottle” using library’s mouse clicks as percussion crank reverb so hard it crashes the software screen freezes on my face reflected in the monitor caption reads: “Saving Untitled Project 9…” it never finishes
tummy honk intensifies
sprint to the bathroom
slip on a carpet square
slide past the nonfiction shelves like a reverbed bowling ball
crash into cart of Danielle Steel books
let out a haunting squelch mid-fall
silence
small child whispers “did he…?”
librarian just sighs
they’ve seen this before

exit bathroom 19 minutes later, changed man
shirt tucked into shorts for the first time in 6 years
whisper “thank you, books” to no one
leave unsigned copy of my demo CD on the counter
it’s just a burnt disc labeled “Mountain – Live in Stall 2”

walk out into sunset
reverb still humming from my jacket pocket
enlightenment achieved
Dewey Decimal’d

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>>130015578
not reading all of that

>>130015578
10/10

Guys my date with the femboy was good. He liked my bass guitars I hope he texts me again

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Matribox is surprisingly good on bass. It replaced my HX Stomp XL. Only downside is the device cannot do parallel routing so I gotta rely on the blends, but having a second clean amp with the A/B switcher more than offsets any downsides. I thought I would regret buying a cheaper unit but it's turned out amazing.

>>130015797
That's alot for bass mu guy

>>130014317
I didn't watch any as a kid but I've been learning a bunch of Bocchi songs and I love that Jrock style. I hate how much tremolo picking they use though, that's annoying...

>>130011744
shielding paint doesnt work(measure resistance from one side of the body to the other), use copper tape and faraday cage your shit, aka make sure everything is connected and it will actually work.

is it worth it? if you are autistic / live in a very noisy area(your wires are old/you use pro lights which interfer alot) yes

do you need it? probably not, just adjust your noisegate.

do i do it, despite not needing it? yes im retarded

>>130015986
I've noticed that when I tap my phone screen my guitar buzzes.

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does my Telecaster have an STD

>>130016237
Do you keep the strap on with it in the case?

tremolos suck and ruin a guitars tone.

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https://www.youtube.com/@andyedwardsdrummer/videos

Thought this was pretty based.

>>130016400
welp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAlu0YoZBy8

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>>130016351
false

>>130016418
>british
turned it off