Naughtiest? Probably people smoking crack (I assume it was crack, what else do people smoke that isn't weed) out in the open.

I've seen fights and stuff if that counts. One time two homeless guys were fighting and one pushed the other onto the tracks. I used my phone flashlight to wave at the oncoming train and nobody died.

Aside from the typical hobo shit you see all the time one scene stuck me:
Train packed with drunk soccer fans, worst time to be on a train. There was a pack of people who looked to me like skinhead hools together with any other flavor of fan people. In the aisle between two cars there was a pregnant black woman standing, clearly not part of the fan crowd. Some piss drunk solo guy with a team shirt started making racist comments directly to the woman, people around him noticed. When the train came to the next station and the doors opened, the skinhead pack pulled this guy out of the train and beat the flying shit out of him on the platform hardcore. This all happended right below my window and took like 20 seconds. The skins hopped back on the train as if nothing happened. The guy was still laying on the platform.
Of course the train staff noticed, police had to be called and the train couldn't continue for like 30 minutes. I don't know what happended to these people.
Based skins.

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>>2071033
>he didn't use his phone to record railkill KINO

fag

Seen a massive shit someone took on the stairs of a subway station. Thing looked like a log, probably was due to junkie constipation

>>2071030
I sat across a 25~ year old drunk girl that flashed me her panties because she only wore a skirt. I didnt complain and we had a quick chat and exchanged phone numbers.
I obviously gave her a wrong one because i hate thots.

>>2071055
>Not rejecting her outright
Fag

>>2071036
damn, heard about this incident but just now have only seen it.

>>2071036
In front of her kid as well, grim.

>>2071036
canada really is just new india, huh. incident didnt even take place in canada and yet it domed a jeet

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>>2071092
>Mexican dies in mexico
>Goes off about Indians in Canada

>>2071092
>>2071112
Every other month for the past couple of years I think india derangement syndrome has peaked and every over month I've been proven wrong

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>>2071030

Is that fucking Kiki?

>>2071112
>an indian getting hit by a train somewhere outside of canada is somehow evidence that canada is overrun with indians

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>>2071122
Nigga she's mexican

>>2071123
oops (You)'d the wrong doo
anyway, was just saying that even if she was indian that post made no sense

>>2071125
Then we're in agreement. Good night fren.

>>2071036
>immediately moves her body despite neck injury
Fucking tard

Why isn't this post deleted?

>>2071148
Relevant to board topic

>>2071148
seething NJBspam hands typed this

>2 fucking days ago

>>2071148
It's cano/n/, one of the oldest /n/ lore, it's our history

saw some dude smoke weed out of a crack pipe once. i had to do a double take because it smelled wrong. bro legit had one of those thin glass tube pipes and he was just smoking normal ass weed out of it

>>2071216
I've seen weed pipes shaped like that. I guess to fuck with people

>>2071216
>>2071218
there's "one hitters" but they're usually thicker (or made of metal) since weed takes longer to smoke and you don't wanna heat it up too much

this was truly the thin lab glass kind, basically a light bulb with a long stem

isn't this a blue board why is the image still here

>>2071292
shaddap

I’ve boarded nearly empty NYC subway cars at rush hour and discovered it’s because some homeless guy passed out on the seats sharted himself.

i pulled my track pants forward to give my dick some fresh air on an empty subway train at night once

>>2071030
I've got a streak going where I've masturbated in every hotel room I've had for the past few years.
I count the private rooms on overnight trains towards the achievement.

>>2071335
that guy died

>>2071424
Oh fuck off. As if that narrows it down to any one story. There's one of those everyday.

>>2071036
did she pepsi'd?

>>2071123
Wrong

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>>2071528
>Dulce Alondra
Sure. What ever.

>>2071219
Probably was smoking hash oil, crystallized THC or resin. If it smelled like pot, resin; if it smelled like pot but not quite right it was probably hash oil; vaguely pot like, crystallized THC.