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man biking up hills sucks ass
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>>2074511
Just read a post in another thread about how regenerative breaking on a bike is pointless.....somehow, but makes sense on a car......

I wanna know if someone ever made a spiral spring assist break, like those toy cars you pull back, and let go, like a "mechanical battery".
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>>2074511
i like it
beats 30kmh headwind, fucc that shit mane
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Big Cycling sends its regards.
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>>2074517
i-i-s t-t-that my president on a trek? HOLY BASED
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we do a little gravel
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I wish there were proper climbs in my area. It's all just steep sub 200m hills
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>>2074511
let me guess, you ride a fixie.
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>>2074516
Its incredibly disheartening how a stiff breeze can negate all your efforts.

>>2074542
Ive found the bulletproof drive train which you can confidently get off the seat for and play stairmaster, served my better than any whatever-speed. Granted im muscular with shit endurance.
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>>2074544
>Granted im muscular with shit endurance
Well there's (you)r problem.
Go for a jog few times/week, build up that cardio endurance instead of relying on a "bulletproof" (lmao) drive train that's specifically geared for flat terrain.
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>>2074544
yeah, all those dudes in the pro peloton who are using drivetrains you can buy are not hammering them out of the saddle stairmaster style ever and way harder than you are even capable of pushing and having a fucking single speed is the answer and then complain about climbs.
YOU
ARE
FUCKING
RETARDED
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Is what i said when i first started cycling
Then i stopped being a bitch
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In my opinion, riding up hill doesn't suck ass nearly as much as riding directly into a headwind for the next 10 miles. Hills I can deal with, I throw my bike into 3rd or 2nd depending on the grade and just stop being a bitch because it's still faster than walking uphill and I know the more I do it the easier it gets. That's the main takeaway. Riding uphill does eventually get easier
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uphill is the most fun. feels like getting shit done. did 700m today
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>>2074548
>"bullletproof"
Oh.....your a lycra fag. Say no more.

>>2074556
And you are too....same order for you. We are speaking past each other. Im thoroughly heterosexual. So my starting point isnt full fag "cyclist" bullshit. If youve never had a shifter slip and nearly break your ankle as you double over the handlebars cause you bike is pure chinese-ium, you cant talk to me. People who pay more than 200$ for a bike are sucker scum ruining everything.

Dont reply again.

>>2074560
Do humans have limits?
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>>2074511
>man biking up hills sucks ass
Weird headline.
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>>2074606
why did he do it?
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>>2074605
>Oh.....your a lycra fag. Say no more.
>wearing a regular t-shirt, shorts, tennis shoes to ride a bike qualifies
Wow, what an amazing rebuttal, sure changed my mind. You twit.
Doesn't dismiss the fact that your cardio is ass and you pretend using a fixed gear bicycle makes up for it.
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>>2074511
well go downhill then
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>>2074610
Im not in a battle for your mind. Its a worthless prize. You cant reason with a child. You were put out like a bad pet.

>>2074611
There should be chair lift style powered , pulleys with rope looped between them at all hills.
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>>2074612
Very elaborate troll
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>>2074612
>being smug about it
Whatever you say.
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You're telling me that this is the bicycling board and no one has heard of first gear?
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>>2074637
1st gear is actually harder than 2nd or 3rd for most hills in my experience because while it's easier it's also slower, meaning you have to pedal more, of course this all depends on the particular gradient but for the most part it seems like most people here are talking about paved hills and not mountain biking
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>>2074639
Depends on your chainring size. Same here though, for most of my bikes I rarely use 1st.
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ebike OP.
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>>2074778
it's much better to use that lithium to roll the stool instead of rolling the 5000 pound electric concentration camp oven with wheels on it.

To charge the 90 thousand watt hour 5000 pound electric concentration camp oven with wheels on it one time we have to have 180 THOUSAND gerbils running on their 0.5 watt hamster wheels for 1 hour straight.
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I read it like a headline at first
a man sucking ass somehow while also biking up a hill
instead of you complaining about how you don't like biking up hills
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>>2074615
....im absolutely serious. Or dozed those peaks into those valleys and gasp.....a flat road! That saves infinite gas for eternity!

>>2074620
Now you a are on the trolley.

>>2074782
Amen.
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>>2074838
and people say comma usage isn't important
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>>2074515
theyre called flywheels, a few nerds have already fitted them to bikes, they're not normally fitted to bikes because the extra weight negates the boost you get from having a spinning flywheel, and flywheels are used in some higher-power ebikes as it is (and obvs feature on motorcycles/mopeds)

>>2074639
>>2074637
agreed, 1st and 1st is a meme. you pedal so fast you get just as tired as you would pedalling normally in a higher gear

i usually go no lower than 1st and 7th on a normal wal mart 21 speed

>>2074563
headwinds are easier but are way more annoying because you feel slower. evne on my ebike when its windy i just feel slower but then i look at my speedo and im doing fucking 35, headwind fucks with your mind
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>>2074866
Yeah, no. Ive seen those vids. Flywheel are based ok inertia. A spiral spring is material based genetic battery. Im truly suprise no one has tried it.
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>>2074872
it would be like a really big tape measure I think? I would like to see it.
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>>2074894
They are in stuff. Watches, clocks. But large conventional ones would be something like garage door counter weight springs. Which can be dangerous as fuck. Its victorian tech, youd have to learn what grades in part how much torsion, and super brakes, cause once the dogs deploy to catch the drive train, i dont think there is a way to disengage.
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>headwind downhill
vs
>tailwind uphill
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>>2074935
>tailwind
What is this witchcraft you speak of?
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>>2074938
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>>2074866
How did you become this bafflingly stupid?
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>>2074935
headwind + uphill + in the rain + huge trucks blowing past you constantly + small angry dogs chasing you
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>>2074935
I hate it when I roll downhill into a headwind. It pisses me off, it makes me feel like the wind is actively fighting my need to allow gravity to accelerate me
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>>2074606
>>2074607
>>2074838
Bikers (like the Village People type) are a famous gay stereotype, and "uphill gardener" is Bong slang (admittedly quite rare nowadays) for a homosexual, so this is why a male uphill biker is an especially gay thing.
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>>2074938
Honestly, you could use something like this as a sort of headwind trainer, just use it to headwindmaxx and once you remove it suddenly headwinds feel easier
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I simply bought an electric motor and gasoline engine for my bicycle.
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>>2075181
Both?

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