>>1499011
>t. Steven Segal

>>1499011
Chuck Norris didn't die, he now am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

>>1499014
I'd never use that cuck finn signed by bullshit I've got pride in the English language

>>1499011
F

>An ailing Chuck Norris was taken to a secret government base on Thursday after knocking out the Grim Reaper sent to collect him.

>While scientists work to wake Death up so they can take Chuck, they're also assisting Mr. Norris with the pain from living beyond his allotted time.

>"I didn't mean to knock that sonofabitch out." Norris said from his hospice bed. "He won't sneak up on me again, thats for sure."

>>1499031
Cope

>>1499011
>faith
>prior to becoming a Christcuck with fail, he was supposed to be inferior to nobody: even God bowed down & worshiped him as the superior being, as that was the whole point of the Chuck Norris jokes
Thanks for destroying a meme, you subhuman. I'm glad you're dead, Cuck Norris.

There is no sadness or sorrow for 86 years of kicking ass and taking names.

>>1499011
Can’t stand the retarded russians who write headlines on this board, disrespecting chuck norris of all people is insane. The dude is a living meme beyond modern politics.

Was Chuck Norris white?

https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/202689/chuck-norris-benjamin-netanyahu

"Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend," Netanyahu wrote on X.

"Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world," he continued, adding a Jewish mourning prayer, "May his memory be a blessing."

>>1499047
he was part indian so no

>>1499018
Low quality bait

>>1499031
In his latter days,Chuck taught us old guys a new fighting technique.

Canekwondo
He designed this weapon, with a 8-in blade in the bottom that would project out with a button push.
The handle had a small canister of bear spray.
The cane had a metal tip what could be used as a stun gun giving out 1 million volts.(Lithium battery in the cane)
The handle was 8 oz metal with a lead core.
The Chuckster didn't believe in firearms, so no bullets.
The Chuckster Captain knowledge of these canes secret, and but only sold to his friends and friends of friends who were at least 75 years old(these cans were illegal so he didn't want any lawsuits)

I personally used the bear spray on a young black ruffian who was crowding the sidewalk and wouldn't move over.

I left that punk whipping on the sidewalk.

>>1499090
>The Chuckster Captain knowledge of these cane
The Chuckster KEPT knowledge of these cane....This durn phone don't understand me with my loose dentures

>>1499011
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be

>>1499121
Gay

1499033
Unworthy dubs

>>1499041
>>1499049
He decided to retire, he was too OP for this world

>>1499121
it was a good show. he was in a few kung fu movies too.

>>1499271
He was in exactly zero kung fu movies. The shitshows he did weren't kung fu. You want good kung fu go watch Jackie Chan who is also a much better person than "Carlos Ray Norris"

1499149
>he was too inferior for this world
ftfy

>>1499284
>nyaaaaagghhhh ackthually
He was in martial arts movies.