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Pictures of Kristi Noem’s husband flaunting giant fake breasts spark grave security concerns 03/31/26(Tue)19:14:07 No.1501937
Pictures of Kristi Noem’s husband flaunting giant fake breasts spark grave security concerns 03/31/26(Tue)19:14:07 No.1501937
Pictures of Kristi Noem’s husband flaunting giant fake breasts spark grave security concerns Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:14:07 No.1501937 [Reply]▶
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These are the photos that allegedly show Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon wearing comically oversized, lopsided breasts – complete with fake protruding nipples – to female members of an online fetish community. The Daily Mail obtained “hundreds” of messages purportedly sent between the former Secretary of Homeland Security’s husband and three women who are involved in the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene.
The kinky community involves people injecting their busts with freakishly large amounts of saline in pursuit of a “Barbie-doll”-like appearance.
The pictures show the South Dakota insurance mogul, who has three children with Noem, clad in pink hotpants and a skin-tight, flesh-colored crop-top stuffed with enormous balloons made to resemble massive cockeyed breasts.
His face is clearly visible in several of the photos, including one in which his expression is so mundane it could be from a driver’s license photo.
“Damaging information like this can be a tantalizing lead for a hostile intelligence service,” former CIA officer Marc Polymeropoulos told the outlet.
“They approach the person and say, if you work with us we won’t expose this, and if you don’t, we will. That’s espionage 101.”
Kristi Noem was ousted from her role at DHS on March 5 after a pair of disastrous congressional hearings, including fumbling a question about whether she was having an affair with married top aide Corey Lewandowski.
Noem addressed shocking photos in a statement to The Post, saying she is “devastated.
“The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”
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Another repressed Republican.
That's what happens when your parents try to beat the gay out of you. It just gets pushed deep down and you end up being gay in private and probably are a weirder gay than in you had just been chill about it
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>>1501947
Its even worse than that, degenerates like Mr. Noem are fine on their own.
Its that the whole thing creates a culture of repression but indulging in private, so it ends up enabling the conservative retards who are fine with protesting child molestation in public but think its okay to do in private.
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>>1502094
A weird spinoff are barbie girls who are trying their best to look like the actual barbie dolls. Some of them have gone to surgical extremes in countries where doctors will do stuff like remove ribs to enhance waist lines.
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>>1502131
There's a weird hierarchy in the troon oppression olympics.
Men who crossdress and traps are hated by troons because they feel it invalidates their claim to being super special snowflakes. Astolfo is literally hitler to your average troon.
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>>1502131
1. This is bimbofication fetishization, not trans anything
2. Kink vs antikink discourse is still a thing on the left
3. I doubt most of the people making anti-trans comments about this guy are on the left. Unless you're claiming the entire right is standing by the dude with fake tits.
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>>1502140
>the right
Reminder: this man was never elected nor did he ever hold any office. He's an irrelevant figure married to the sworn enemy of antifa troons.
So, I'm not standing behind him. I have no need to. I didn't vote for him or anything.
So, what's going on here is that antifa troons are eating their own fucking weirdos and using it in a misguided attack against 'the right wing'.
Yes, we hate troons, all the fucking troons look exactly like this or even stranger.
So, it's amazing to me piggerals are even bothering with him. Then again, most of the liggeral loons are literally mentally ill or retarded, so perhaps they don't get.
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>>1502158
>So, to be clear, you believe the left are going after someone who you, as far as you are aware, is only being gone after by people on the right?
Nah, quit being stupid. It's obviously the leftists. There's no incentive for anyone who isn't a ICE attacking Tesla burning terrorist to do this.
And Milhouse is the only meme.
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Look how botched Loomer and Noem are. They look deformed. That’s the kind of look republican men are going for as well. Something turns them on about being extremely plastic and unattractive. Also why are liberal politicians never exposed this way? Maybe because they aren’t taking photos like this?
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If you’re attracted to bimbos and botched women with inferior genetics that are so bad they need to shell out hundreds of thousands to correct their physical deformities (poor bone structure/chin fat/no lips/negative canthal tilt) then you can assume onewould also be attracted to biological men who have the same procedures done. The same way trans women have genes that code for CY chromosomes - Some bio women have genes that code for negative canthal tilt and flat tits and ass.
At that point your just sleeping with a genetic abomination that had surgery.
It’s like if someone spray painted a turd with solid gold. It’s still a turd, it still stinks but now it’s shiny.
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>>1502216
>Also why are liberal politicians never exposed this way
probably because if they were a drag queen they'd just show it and move on as opposed to hiding it as your wife proclaims doing so to be a thought crime.
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>>1502518
>It’s adulterous behaviour
And? Why the fuck are you invested in their marriage? Literally what business is it of yours? Also why is adulterous behavior worse than divorce? Pretty sure the opposite has been held true for a lot of human history.
If you aren't family or friends with anyone involved, literally what the fuck do you or anyone else have to do with it? These are private choices in people's personal lives. What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>1502519
NTA
I do not give a fuck how this guy gets his rocks off.
You are correct. It is hypocritical tribalistic performative bullshit for the left to pearl clutch and attack this guy on the basis of infidelity. Pointing out Clinton got impeached for a blowjob is a whataboutism, the fact that dipshits on the right do this sort of thing all the time does not justify bad behavior here.
If you are telling me you don't see how the right wing retards sticking up for this guy are also being tribalistic, hypocritical and performative, then you're a fucking liar.
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>>1502521
>He got impeached for perjury he committed during a investigation regarding the Clinton' shady realestate deals.
Which ended up turning up nothing shady and derailed to investigating his sex life for no fucking reason to such a flippant degree that they literally changed the law afterwards to prevent prosecutors from pretextually using their investigatory powers like that again.
Also, the perjury was about whether or not he got a blowjob, not fucking real estate. I think it's a fairly cold take that that people can be held accountable for lying about shit that isn't the government's business is bullshit. It's not like he filed false financial records or misrepresented to a court that he had complied with a subpoena for stolen government documents or something.
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>>1502520
Hunter Biden was allegations of illegal drug use and foreign bribes by the adult child of a senator, vice president and then president. Leftists make allegations against the Trump children for the similar bribery conspiracies.
Such news stories would be relevant. Clinton insider trading is relevant and it seems like all of congress does insider trading.
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>>1502528
why do you think this lie from a literal russian mole is good damage control, anon
https://www.ksat.com/news/politics/2025/01/08/former-fbi-informant-wil l-be-sentenced-for-bogus-bribery-cl aim-about-president-biden-and-son-h unter/
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>>1502624
My post was about "Milkhouse"
Next step will be to shoop Milhouse's head on to this turbo faggot's balloon tittied body, but I can't find any news I want to post. And Your DailyMail is now gay and doesn't like my ad blocker.
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>>1502519
The same way conservatives are invested in gay marriage, gay sex, abortion etc. Why is it anyones business what anyone does privately? Now if only conservatives took their own advice
Also once people start publicly preaching the bible and condemning things they deem as “sac-religious” then it’s all fair game when these same people get caught having sissy fetishes. Half of Grindr these days are DL men anyways with “Don’t let my wife and kids find out” in their bios. Having to cosplay as a conservative myself 24/7 half of these women have had abortions and joke about it but vote Red. Ask me how I know I live in one of the reddest parts of New Jersey and these guys are just begging to get digged out by men.
To add to that Mrs. Noem was digging in both her husband AND Lewindowsky as it was revealed by a primary source THE PILOT that she had accidentally left a used strap-on on the plane.