>>28908137
people can already barely drive or park the damn things

>>28908137
Because if you're too stupid to keep your legs closed AND too stupid to buy a minivan, you should suffer.

>>28908141
minivans are reddit chungus vehicles.

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>>28908142
Is this reddit in the room with us right now?

>>28908145
yea. they constantly bitch about trucks.

>>28908140
SUV sizes are way over estimated. Suburbans are shorter than regular cab pickups.

>>28908149
people can barely park their pickups too

>>28908137
6 door suv but you have to crawl into the 4th row

>>28908137
>driving/riding in one is humiliating
Yes.

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>>28908149
That's not true

>>28908141
>have minivan
>friends coming into town
>two child seats in the second row

yeah, this is gonna be awkward

>>28908137
We need 3 row pick ups too for people that need to move a large crew around

>>28908459
>short bed
not a truck

>>28908507
No we don't. You can just use an Express and a trailer or take two crew cab pickups. Mines and large scale O/G operations just use school buses to shuttle workers around.

>>28908141
You think newer minivans are more spacious than a suburban? You're nuts...

>>28909338
when you consider the price you pay for each, they are more comparable than you think.

base suburban (60k min) vs base minivan(38k), if you are using it solely for hauling kids around, is not worth an extra $20k. the gains come in with all the “truck stuff” like tow capacity and 4wd and a V8, which again, if you’re using it just as child transport, makes little sense to spend extra money on unless you plan to keep it forever

>>28908137
i've never seen an SUV with more than 2 passengers. americans can't afford to have kids because their SUV payment is $1500 per month

>>28908141
why do millennial redditors keep shilling ugly fucking minivans man

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>>28908137
Third row is for family pets, that their owners think they're humans and should be treated as such.

>>28910788
Their mail order SEA monkey wife made them get one and they're trying to project their turmoil onto others.

>>28910788
>you must AFFORD to have kids
Everything wrong with everything, really

>>28908493
I took the middle seat out of my Carnival, it makes it really easy to get into the third row.

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because youre fat

>>28909338
Go sit in some at a car lot, they absolutely are. You'd be surprised how much space is wasted on hoisting the thing a foot in the air, and retrofitting a truck to try and be nice inside

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>>28908137

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>>28908137
>Why don't they sell 6 door SUVs?

They should just put sliding doors on them. They're super practical. Lets be real though if you buy a three row SUV instead of a van you're an idiot. This is an inherently stupid vehicle that serves no practical purpose. You're not going to off road something that massive and if you wanted passenger or cargo space you'd be better off with a van. Seriously what are these things good for?

>>28913714
>Seriously what are these things good for?
Satisfying the egos of people who believe they're too good for a minivan.

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>>28913701
How in the name of fuck is this cargo area at all comparable to that of a Suburbans? I'm 6'2 and I could almost sleep behind my third row. You also can't comfortably fit white adults in the back 2 rows of a minivan but you can in a Burb.