my car is faster so i don't care

statistically? have gay brown sex with each other

I don't like the m4. Chassis isn't agile enough. Ruins the experience

>>28908323
>Stanced and on nigger wheels
This shit is automatic and you're a ricer

Wow this board is dead

Targa mogs M4 for sure
>>28908488
>Don't respond to troll post at 2am
>Board is dead

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>give him the nod
>enjoy looking at his 911
>happily drive off into the sunset

>>28908323
I ask him how much one of those costs to trick him into saying more than you can afford pal and then smoke him (average porsche driver cant drive and is scared to push at all and bankrupt themself)

>>28908323
Why would I be driving an ugly ass turd appliance like a new M4?

>>28908323
what does mog mean in this context, sucky dick?

>>28908323
Immediately drive home and go to the porsche configurator.
https://porsche-code.com/PTK3S481

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>>28908323

"How you doin'?" if it's a cute chick

Laugh at 'em, then gap n gape em if it's a "guy"

convertibles are gay as fuck

>>28908961
>Gentian blue
Shit taste

>>28909005
>poverty spec land barge commuter thinks he's missing anyone, let alone a porsche

>>28908566
based enjoyer of cars and life
peak UDM mentality

>>28908325
Kek

>>28909067
Already had black, guards red, and racing yellow. Not buying your grey slop.

>>28909301
My car is guards red. I'd probably take oak green from the current colors though.

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>>28909294

>delusions of an eboniclet

>>28909306
The z3 can actually take a switchback. Keep your tard barge on the highway, commutelet

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>>28909306
>M5 is lowered
>Z3 is stock height
>belt lines still mog the ever loving shit out of your monster truck

>>28909005
that 993 is worth three times more than your car

>>28909305
When I was picking up my car from the dealer a few months ago they had a C2S in that color. You really have to see some of the colors in person as they never look right on a computer screen.

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>>28909381
I saw one 2 days ago. It's not for me but I can see why people would choose it. Better than grayscale at least

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>>28909322

>delusions of an eboniclet nocar

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>>28909344

>delusions of an eboniclet

>>28909345

>>28909345

>delusions of a momlet nocar slowfaglet boyracelet

>>28909562
Out here, 2,300 miles away, in the forest of Alabama, such traffic on the highway is unthinkable.
Why are there so many people?
Why aren't their brake lights on? Are they moving that close to one another, on the highway?
Why is no one in the left lane?
Why are the birthing hips on that Porsche so sexy?

>>28908323
I don't own an m4 comp nor would I. I would be in a second gen viper and do a massive smokey burnout achieving nothing but noise and tire smoke.

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>>28909615
>Because they're "crawling" in traffic
As long as it's not between 0600-0745 or 1600-1745 I can go anywhere in my city and expect to be able to WOT every corner and redline from every light because no one else will be there. It's bliss.
Oh, country road at 2AM, haven't seen a car in 30+ minutes? Why shouldn't I go 75 into this 25 corner?

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>>28908323
I don't like the new M4 nor Porsche. I have a 30mpg German premium econobox daily, a decade old Jap V8 offroader, and a 30 year old British weekend sports car. No care for what others drive, I'm decided that my opinion ia best.

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>>28909562
>delusions of a momlet nocar slowfaglet boyracelet

in typically delusional retard fashion you project what you are yourself

>>28909684
>More than 3x your car
>It's actually 2x
Checkmate, atheist

>>28909344
Where's your garage?

>>28909694
Just get the Toyota Sera fag

>>28909694
of course this is the post of a nigger brain confused by "per capita"

lol

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I thought it was just a meme but one time I passed a bmw in my p-car as we were turning into my neighborhood (there's 2 lanes at the entrance that narrow down to 1) and he tailgated me almost all the way to my house (he lives in the poorfag section so didn't turn on to my street). It's possible he was just mirin' but his car's body language screamed big mad. Why do they have such an inferiority complex? You don't see this shit from mercedes fags.

>>28909984
projecting

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>>28909849
>Because that's the carpool lane, and Californians mostly obey the law
That's depressing. I use breakdown lanes to pass people (the ol rock spray as you say), no way would I not use that lane. Are there cameras and scanners enforcing this? Do people really not just commit crime? I just, uh, wow, makes me appreciate this shithole even more. I haven't seen stop-and-go traffic in years.

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>>28910020

That's just rush hour

It's mostly empty during the times I drive

Mostly

>>28910051
Hey that's not a mustang

>>28909556
>straight line speeds
>on a switchback
Brown moment

>>28910051
That lamp post could've splatted the slung guy

>>28909984
Bmw poors are some of the most disgruntled freaks on the road.

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>>28909984
Think it's all sportyish cars driven by zoomers. I switched to the left lane ahead of this yellow audi and he started tailgating me at 105. Switched lanes and let him through because didn't want a ticket since this road is 55, but most people go 80.

>>28910328

>nooo track performance is only STRAIGHT line speed!!!

eboniclet delusions

>>28910690
>5 series commuter barge
>"""""performance"""""
Bmw poors are delusional

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>>28908323

>>28908324
100% mogged
your civic hatch aint shit

>>28912780
op clearly stated i'm in my new m4 comp, learn to read.

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>>28910333
>>28910677
kek they will salt the earth the moment a porsche enters their field of vision

>>28910051
Why did he crash? It was a straight line. Is the driver a retard or something?

>>28914036
>Nobody signals
>BMW doesn't make space (dick move but perhaps he felt he couldn't move over to the right safely)
>Porsche tries to charge through anyway
Someone tell me how this wasn't the Porsche driver's fault.

>>28914188
>Someone tell me how this wasn't the Porsche driver's fault.
The track rules are clear on the subject, the slower car is always at fault.

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> Be me, 45 year old refugee
> Cruising in my government supplied M4
> Get mogged by a 911
> Full of Allah's wrath, I go home
> Rape a western 15yo girl otw
> Smack the wife for not having a halal meal ready when I walk in
> get my favorite floor pillow in front of the tv
> fire up this huge hooka for a monster hit
> put on youtbe's aljihad channel
> watch comfy clips of the real 9/11

>>28910979

>doesn't even have a car

flyoverlets are so delusional

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>>28914228

So the Porsche is at fault then