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The Ultimate Driving ///Machine is not for everyone
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>>28909326
FWD understeer chads can't stop winning
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Not brown, so the car rejected her.
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>>28909333
the more time i spend here the more i despise poor people.
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>>28909333
its her boyfriends car
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>>28909358
>implying men can afford such cars
onlyfans runs this planet now
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nice legs doe
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>open social media
>this is what I’m greeted by
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>>28909326
i wish somebody recorded this from the outside too
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>>28909367
>mfw i own the parked hatchback
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>>28909326
>film possible insurance voiding crime
>post of the internet for updoots
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>>28909367
>clips through car

What game is this?
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>>28909436

Nothing possible about it, there's no way the insurance company is paying out for that. Her license is almost certainly gone too.
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>>28909474
that's why he said "possible insurance-voiding crime".
but it's a certainty rather than a likelihood now.
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>>28909433
That's not a fucking hatchback
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>>28909491
What is it then?
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>>28909367
its a straight road, how hard can it be to drive in a straight line?
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>>28909500
a saloon, unless the back window lifts up as part of the tailgate, then its a hatchback
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>>28909506
Oh I see, you just have terrible reading comprehension.
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>>28909326
Why are modern BMWs so tail happy.
In a balanced car like a c5/6/7 Corvette, the rear will step out; but it's controllable.
Drive a M2/3/4 and it just wants to spin immediately
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>>28909491
>>28909500
>>28909506
>>28909509
the fuck is wrong with you people
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>>28909513
too cheap to add a limited slip diff is my guess
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>>28909326
started out pretty good
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>getting in the passenger seat of a performance vehicle driven by a woman
I'd rather get on a literbike without a helmet
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>>28909515
See, it's a hatchback, I'm right and that other fag is a retard.
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>>28909522
I don't even know how to ride and I'd rather do that too
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>>28909491
>>28909506
top fucking kek
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>>28909326
>predictable torque at the gas
Manual chads can't stop winning
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>>28909367
This can't be real. It looks like the front end clips right through the parked hatchback. Can't really see any other reason to crash on a straight road doing 20.
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>>28909566
does this plate look real?
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>>28909437
>clips through car
>>28909504
>its a straight road, how hard can it be to drive in a straight line?
>>28909566
>This can't be real. It looks like the front end clips right through the parked hatchback. Can't really see any other reason to crash on a straight road doing 20.
>>28909580
>does this plate look real?
It looks real to me. High powered RWD on a slick surface? You can goose the throttle to get it going sideways in a straight line and it appeared they were doing that intentionally as "a flex."
They clearly were behind that parked car, they didn't clip through them, just had a good luck roll.
The plate does look real.
Have you guys not seen thousands of videos where someone romps the throttle in a straight line in a RWD and ends up into a tree? Sometimes one wheel gets all the power. Sometimes one wheel lifts a bit and the LSD locks up too soon.
Git gud if you want to drive RWD.
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>>28909580
No idea, euros plates are odd.
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>>28909506
A saloon is where cowboys get drunk you stupid bong.
The civilized world calls them sedans
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>>28909580
Kazakhstan plates
>I hate women so much it's unreal
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>>28909326
>woman
That's all I needed to hear
>>28909348
>t. poor mcleasedebt
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>>28909326
How hard is it to not just go full retard with the throttle? I know this is a woman so that's 100% the issue here but I have an automatic that slips and slides everywhere when the road is remotely damp and I don't slam into things because I know I can't go full retard with it.
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>>28909367
black ice is a cruel mistress
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>>28909580
Much love from Kazakhstan
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>>28909326
Average bmw moment
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>>28909332
Ikr, what kind of retard handling dynamic is that where RWD whips around for no reason?
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>>28909566
It doesn't "clip" through anything, that's an optical illusion from the light reflecting off the bumper as it spins inches away from it. Are you retards phone posters or something or just blind?
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>>28909326
HOW TF DO YOU SNAP OVERSTEER A 52/48 BALANCED RWD COMING OFF OF A 12 DEGREE 240 FOOT RADIUS TURN
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>>28909326
sawss with sound
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>>28909326
why can’t BMWs go straight without snapping?
For real now
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>>28909333
mashallah
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>>28910411
These cars are true drivers cars.
Only highly skilled high test individuals can pilot the Ultimate Driving ///Machine to the fullest.
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>>28910681
Why did she throw her phone case away?
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>>28909358
>*was
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>>28910683
no need for a phone case when you are protected by the Ultimate Driving Machine (UDM)
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>>28910683
Symbolism for how she lets strangers go raw and finish inside.
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>>28909348
poors live in an entirely separate mentalscape, where everything they know is just wrong kek
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>>28910681
>>28909326
Goddesses
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>>28909326
M2 is gay
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>>28910681
objectively i know i should be attracted to this female but i'm just... not
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>>28912423
I have bad news for you
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>>28912423
She has a 5head and a bad attit, you're not a weirdo for being into into that shit.
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>>28912423
same
face too fat, weak bone structure
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>>28909437
>>28909566
Nice of you to admit to everyone here that you cannot, in fact, picture the apple in your head, nor do you have any level of spatial awareness.
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You'd think the euros would be able to design a car that's suited for driving instead of killing itself by now
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>>28912423
So it wasn't just me... I get a feeling of disgust watching it.

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